Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 5 005. Maitreya Buddha

"Everyone, actually, I don't know if you heard it. Does Boss Jia have bad eyesight? Of course not. On the contrary, he wants to be alive. As soon as he went out, he saw Ma San'er, sweeping him from head to toe like this, Just know what's going on.

So what do you mean by saying this?In fact, it was a trick to tell Ma San'er that we all kowtowed to the ground, begging the brother who is in charge is true.But you have also made a fortune, if you borrow money or something, don't talk about it.Look, everyone, this thought can be regarded as Linglong, right?

But do you think Ma San'er can hear it?can also.I also know that my brother is trying to save face for himself, so he speaks up.Look at me well dressed and rich.It's a bit unreasonable to borrow money.Lovely, that's it.Forced into desperation, people can't even take face. "

As he said that, he was full of flattery, playing Ma San'er vividly:
"Hey, brother, I'm all wearing odd clothes... Ouch... Brother, I'm in tears... That... I'm here to beg my brother."

When he said this, he said it with his back bowed and his back on his back, and he was a head short out of thin air, extremely humble.

After speaking, he quickly sat up straight and raised his head slightly.

Showed an air of aloofness.

The contrast between the front and the back is huge, and the people in this room are taken aback.

At the same time, the tone of these words is still affectionate, grasping the essence of "Boss Jia":

"Please? Ask me? What's wrong with you? Brother. Tell me, who bullied you, and where did you hit me? My brother will help you."

"Everyone, do you see? Boss Jia is still prevaricating here. He doesn't look for money. Ma San'er wants to save face, everyone has said so, and he can't speak anymore... But, people are forced to come here. For the sake of it, there is no other way. Simply!"

As soon as the words were closed, the face was full of flattery again:
"Brother, I really have nothing to do right now. This, this... I, money is tight. I really have nothing to do ~ Brother, look, there is nothing more or less. You, give me some. Right now, I will take this The end of the year is over. I... I... well, if I have a way, I will not open this mouth with you, brother~ I... all of you."

He sat up straight again:

"The most difficult thing in this world is to borrow money. Two people get along, good friends. As soon as money is mentioned... let's talk about it. Borrowing money, the money is given to you, but you still don't pay. It hurts friendship. But your side As soon as I opened my mouth, there was a straight line: If you don't borrow money, neither of you will be able to get off the stage, which will hurt your friendship and even your face. As the saying goes, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and when you get along with others, don't mention money. "

Hearing this, everyone in the room nodded thoughtfully.

Some even glanced at each other, and then nothing happened.

But starting today, everyone seems to have a measure of their friendship.

Storytelling is actually like that.

The three-foot-high platform does not dare to say that the high platform educates, but at least it persuades people to do good.

And the two old men who were drinking tea and eating beans looked at each other... The old man who had been turning his back since Li Zhen said the dirty words turned around again.

"Uncle Jia, when I heard this: Hey, brother. You and I know each other! I! Brother! Brother! It's the same as brothers, it's nothing to worry about."

"Ma San'er immediately smiled when he heard this: Well, then I will thank my brother."

"Hey, let's see."

"...?"

Hearing this, everyone in the room was taken aback.

see?

what are you looking?

"Did you not understand the meaning of this sentence?"

Looking at the crowd, Li Zhen smiled slightly:
"Everyone, this is the most cunning thing in the world, and it's also the worst thing. When people ask you to borrow money, do you borrow 300 taels, 500 taels, or ten or twenty taels... Are you borrowing or not? What is it? Right? What are you looking at? It’s cloudy and foggy. As for Ma San’er, I don’t understand it a bit. Boss Jia pinches Ma San’er’s arm: Brother, have you been to this Zhenwu Temple?”

"Ma San'er nodded: I've been here."

"Hey, don't you know? This Zhenwu Temple has been repackaged some time ago. Many statues of real gods inside have been redone, and a lot of interesting things have been added. Let's go, I'll take you to see it. Brothers, swim your arms together!"

"Ma San'er thought, how can I have the heart to read this? Just as I was about to say something, I saw Boss Jia beckoning: Come, come, come here. Without any explanation, I pulled Ma San'er up the steps. Originally, Ma San'er It's at the bottom of the steps. After being grabbed by Boss Jia, he came up in two steps. As soon as he entered, he entered the mountain gate, and there were two generals, Hengha. Everyone, do you know what is the second general, Hengha?"

Looking at the confused eyes of everyone...

Li Zhen knew that there were many ignorant people in this period, and even though Buddhism and Taoism had formed a system, some details were not yet perfected.In order to maintain the mystery, ordinary people really don't know what gods do without any knowledge.

So to explain:

"Actually, the second general Huh Ha is the Buddhist King Kong, who is in charge of guarding the mountain gate. Hey, I think the guests are a little confused. Isn't this the Zhenwu Temple? Why is the Buddhist King Kong guarding the gate? Don't worry, let's put this matter later. Let’s say that the two generals of Humha are Zheng Lun, who can snort white qi to control enemies and demons, and Chen Qi, who can use yellow qi to catch enemies and defeat ghosts. To put it bluntly, if these two people meet on the street Seeing something weird, Zheng Lun: Huh! Let’s get him in place first. Where’s Chen Qi? He “ha! " with a bang, grabbed someone's money bag and ran away. Look at what those bald donkeys have collected."

"Hahahahahaha~"

Listening to the Taoist priest in front of him burying people from the Buddhist sect.

In fact, the beliefs of these two families do not matter to the people in front of them.But listening to Taoist priests burying monks, this excitement is so much fun.

"Brother, have you looked at these two? What do you think?"

"...Oh, brother, I see. You look at this god statue, he is in high spirits, it looks like he has made a fortune, and he is waiting here to lend money to others."

"Uncle Jia was overjoyed when he heard this: Haha, brother, come here, let me tell you. Have you seen it? These two people don't even have a seat. Let's just stand here. Second, When I saw someone, what did I come for? I heard it was borrowing money? The one on the right: Huh??? The one on the left: Hmph!!!”

He raised his head high, pointed his nostrils at people, and let out a "hum" sound of rejection.

"Brother, you..."

"Come on bro, come in come in."

"Everyone, go through the first mountain gate, and you will arrive at the front of the hall. What is the first hall? Maitreya Hall! Have you seen it? Zhenwu Temple, the gatekeeper is the second general Heng Ha, the first hall It's Maitreya Buddha. Do you think this temple is good? Does it look like a place for monks to practice? Maitreya Buddha has a bald head, a big belly, bare chest, and a cloth bag in his hand. Boss Jia pointed: Brother, this Does the Buddha know?"

"I know you, Buddha Maitreya, haha, a big belly can tolerate things that the world can tolerate. Just open your mouth and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world. Oh, this is a pocket of money borrowing someone."

"Hahaha~"

There was another burst of laughter in the room.

"Haha, brother, look, you have such a good attitude... Let me just ask, is it cold today?"

"cold."

"In such a cold day, this grandson doesn't even have thick clothes, not to mention thick clothes, he doesn't even have a hat..."

"Hahahahaha~"

Hearing that the Taoist priest called Maitreya Buddha his grandson, the laughter in the room grew louder.

What kind of story is this...

That sounds like so much fun.

At this moment, Li Zhen wiped the sweat off her brow...

He would only feel that he was in a wet crotch diaper, his body...was soaked.

　Three more sent, thank you for your support, grateful.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)