Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 540. 539.

"Now do you know how outrageous it is?... No, do you believe it yourself? Ah? Is this scientific? Is it plausible? Don't you think it's outrageous? Three corpses! It's not the three corpses of the Three Corpses Brain God Pill, but The real three corpses who cut the three corpses! It’s fine if there are monsters in this world, but now tell me that you can still kill the three corpses? You don’t pick the turtle’s ass, is it nonsense!!!”

"..."

One complained, the other frowned.

After frowning for a long time, he withdrew his gaze, and Li Zhen said:
"Although I also know that this stuff is nonsense, but can you stop wandering around when you talk, it makes me dizzy when you look at it like a fool. Also... is it really scientific for you to complain about your own nonsense?"

"What do you mean I complain about myself? It's not you who complain about yourself? Also, are you selfish? You take off your clothes, or we both get naked together, or you put clothes on me."

"Sun thief, are you crazy?...Okay, stop making trouble, let's have a chat. By the way, why are you so cheap!"

"Hey, scolding yourself? Now you should know how difficult you are? Let me tell you, it's because you didn't get "him" out! That's me, I take care of you like a son. If he, I will definitely swing you first when I come out!"

"...Bastard, grandpa killed you! Ta Da! Kill him!"

hum!
A golden light appeared, but the naked person didn't panic at all. After seeing the tower, he just smiled and hooked his hand forward:
"Ta Da, cut him! Just kidding, don't really cut him, scare him!"

Different from the golden smoke, the earth responded to the order, and with the raised fingers, a strong figure made of mud quickly appeared, holding a non-gold and non-iron kitchen knife in his hand...

"..."

Li Zhen raised her eyebrows...

"You too?"

"You will, why should I not?"

While speaking, the two pagodas have been entangled in one place following the master's will.

Ding ding dong dong sounded a few times, the arm of Jin Guangta Da was chopped off, and the body of Clay Figurine Ta Da was cut off.

Then... the golden light returned to its original state, and the soil bonded again.

Both of them showed surprised expressions.

Then, the soil dissipated first, and the naked man sat down on the ground. Without saying a word, the ground naturally bulged into the shape of a chair.

Not to mention, a naked man sitting in the wilderness at night, the scene is so weird no matter how you look at it.

But he didn't feel anything, and said directly:

"What should we do now? You don't really think...you will become a fairy when you kill me and the one who didn't come out?"

Before Li Zhen could answer, he seemed to have got the answer and shook his head:
"Brother, don't you think this matter is a bit nonsense? The fragments of the golden man will suddenly appear in front of you from Qiemo inexplicably after a while. And then... the instinct to devour it makes us unable to control it at all." The body, as long as it appears, we must eat it. And now, we two have learned the supreme method of beheading three corpses to become a fairy. It seems that we are one step closer to becoming a fairy, but don’t you think it’s strange?

In "Fengshen", the Laojun's one-gas transformation of the Three Purities to play with the leader of Tongtian, isn't it the method of the three corpses?But now you have suddenly learned it... This is not normal.Well... yes, that's what I mean too.The middle-aged Taoist that the old grandson mentioned is the national teacher, and the young Taoist we saw... Judging from this, it is likely to be in the same line as the two of us, do you understand?The old Taoist Wuyu should be similar, otherwise I really can't figure out what kind of identity the old Taoist Wuyu is, so that he can give us the inheritance of the national teacher's thunder method.

But now it seems that this fragment of the golden man must be inextricably linked with the national teacher.To put it bluntly, our current situation reminds me of Quanjude’s ducks.We are the ducks fixed on the shelf, and this piece of golden man is the regular feeding tube.Force the two of us...or you to eat, go to sleep, and feed you fat directly to the oven. "

After finishing speaking, without any hesitation at all, he changed from shaking his head to nodding:
"Indeed, the best way is to run. But the question is can you run? Lao Du is here, the new apprentice is here, Xuanzang is here, not to mention...the tens of thousands of people in Hedong don't care? I Let me tell you, don't look at the clever schemes of the Cui family, but these two people take it for granted, you know? There is more than one Cui family in Hedong, and there must be people in other families who are eyeing these refugees and rebels.

Now that these bandits are going on like this, it is no longer a trouble, but a piece of cake.Everyone wants to take a bite, so why do your Cui family and Laojun see the benefits?It will be troublesome then.And that Yuan Tiangang is also weird, I remember that although the reviews of him in history are not bad, they are not too good..."

Sitting on the soil seat, he crossed his legs and frowned in thought.

Li Zhen on the opposite side was also silent.

For a moment, the two sighed in unison:
"Ah~"

"If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, really...but you're right, let's settle the matter of Hedong first, tens of thousands of lives, we can't ignore it. What's more... I guess he has to rely on them to figure it out The National Teacher can only be vigilant, but now we don’t have the capital to compete with others. Tsk... If it’s a big deal, we will run away. Our second master said to blame us, and Master Huqiu also said that people in the world don’t care about us. She doesn't care. What's more... At worst, I'll just block the knife for you. When the time comes, you throw me in front and run as fast as you can. Let's not kill our own people, let others do it, okay?"

Hearing this, Li Zhen didn't nod or shake his head, but asked suddenly:

"Do you want a name?"

"Yes."

The naked man nodded vigorously:

"I have to choose something nicer, don't be like you, keep the original... Your name sounds so pure."

"..."

The corner of Li Zhen's mouth twitched, before he could speak, suddenly the naked man nodded again, his eyes filled with agreement:
"That's right, now you know why your character is so easy to get beaten, right?"

"..."

He didn't say a word, just thought about it, and when he was about to speak, he saw the disgusted look on the naked man's face:
"Hey~~~ What are you thinking? You keep your word... don't you have any self-knowledge about what's going on in your heart? Why, I'm a handsome man if I keep my mouth shut?"

As he spoke, he waved his hand:
"Forget it, I'll do it myself. Think about it... I am the result of your condensed earth veins. The three talents of heaven, earth and man follow the earth, the way of the earth, and make up for everything... Then I will be called Chunyang."

"..."

The corners of Li Zhen's eyes twitched wildly, and the golden light in his hand repeated, wishing he could slap the naked man's face and wake him up:

"Wake up, that's Lu Dongbin's Taoist name!"

"Hey."

The naked man chuckled lightly:
"Just kidding. Just kidding, the name Chunyang is so vulgar."

While speaking, he suddenly stood up. Although he was not naked in his body, he was completely naked.

With a solemn face and clear eyebrows, he embraced Yin Yang Jishou in Li Zhen's arms:
"The "Tao Te Ching" says: To achieve the extreme of emptiness, to keep quiet and earnest. All things are created together, and I will restore them through observation. The name of Taoist friends is bestowed by the master, and it is to keep the beginning. You, regardless of each other. Daoist friends keep their original intentions unchanged, so today, I will keep quiet and self-sufficient.

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, poor and quiet, has seen the Taoist priest Shouchu. "

(End of this chapter)