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Chapter 314 Jade Emperor: Can you feel my pain?

I saw it on the screen at this time.

The God of the River ignored the woodcutter's murmurs, and said slowly while floating in the air!

"Once upon a time, there was a farmer who took a nap under a tree and bang"

I saw a farmer sleeping under a tree appeared in the picture at this time, and only heard a bang, a beautiful woman in a bunny girl's head knocked unconscious on the tree!
The perfectly proportioned legs are like two big white radishes!The one as big as a globe attracts the attention of countless people!

The farmer in the same picture is naturally also attracted!
The saliva from the corner of the mouth flowed down unconsciously, and the heart was beating!Even the gourd baby who was separated by countless worlds could hear that voice!

At this time, the voice of the river god continued: "A little rabbit hit a tree~ The farmer is very curious"

Listening to the voice of the river god, countless viewers in the heavenly dimension couldn't help but start complaining!
The goddamn little rabbit, the goddamn farmer is very curious, why can this kind of thing be told by him so like a fairy tale?
I saw the farmer in the picture with a wretched face, carefully helping the bunny girl up!
The round little face has hit the hearts of countless lolicons, especially this kind of top-notch girl with a figure and face...

What is even more surprising is that this girl, who is obviously in two dimensions with the farmer, left with the farmer without any hesitation...

Only a dazed face was left, and a big tree was pushed up!

And this scene, this scene, made people in many worlds feel the same way!

Legend of the White Snake.

Bai Suzhen looked obsessively at Xu Xian not far away, she felt that she was the little rabbit that hit the tree~

It's just that the little rabbit crashed into a tree, and she crashed into Xu Xian's arms~
"Xu Lang~"

"What's wrong, lady"

"The Xianggongnu family just thinks that we are with the little rabbit, the farmer seems to be..." Bai Suzhen leaned her head on Xu Xian's chest with a smile.

But Xu Xian was a little confused: "Where does it look like? Is the lady talking nonsense?"

And Bai Suzhen smiled without saying a word.

If their behavior is normal, it won't cause any commotion, but the white snake world at this time is different from the past!
Not far from the boat where Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were, there was a small boat that could see their actions clearly!
"Bai Suzhen Millennium White Snake!"

"Hahaha~ If you can kill this thousand-year-old white snake, it will be a worthwhile trip!"

"Of course he's meow! The thousand-year-old white snake is full of treasures! The skin can be used to make clothes, the bones can be used to practice magic weapons, and that body of demon blood can also be used as a medicinal bath!"

On the other side, the world of the Seven Fairies.

Looking at this scene in the video, the Jade Emperor's brows were already wrinkled into twists!

Glancing secretly into the mortal world, I saw that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were hugging each other at this time, looking sweet and greasy, but as the old father, the Jade Emperor was not very comfortable at this time!
"What's the deal?"

Taking another look at San Shengmu who was locked up, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable, Jade Emperor!Haotian God!Lord of the Three Realms!Lord of all gods!
But!My family members have repeatedly violated the rules of heaven and regard heaven as nothing
The more you think, the more angry you are!

The Jade Emperor did some calculations. His seven mindless daughters went down to earth many times. As the daughter of the Jade Emperor, they found a cowherd in the world to marry?

Even if you find a handsome cultivator, you won't be so angry! !
And my sister!Going down to earth to find an ordinary person and give birth to two children?
"It's really an impermanent world..."

Sometimes the Jade Emperor wonders if this is the destiny...

Can a goddess who existed since the beginning of the sky and an ordinary mortal have a child?

Is there anything more outrageous than this?If the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan next door find out, they will probably be pissed to death!
Forget it!In order to prevent Tian Tiao's backlash, I kindly hid my sister, that idiot Yang Jian insisted on doing something to save his mother!
Think you are handsome?

What's more! !This idiot Yang Jian can't even look down on his own sister!She actually went down to find another mortal to give birth to a child!
It seems to be called agarwood...

The more I think about it, the more I get a headache. Even the Jade Emperor, who has a supreme cultivation base, is still a little dizzy!
"Hmph! It's all Yang Jian's fault! It's all his fault for not watching!"

I saw the Jade Emperor adjusted his state in an instant, and his eyes radiated endless divine light!
"Chuan Tuota Li Tianwang! Order him to bring one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and join hands with the four heavenly kings to capture Weaver Girl and go to heaven on the 12th day of the Yuan Dynasty!"

Even if it's my daughter, it's a fault if she breaks the rules of heaven!
And in the picture at this time.

The God of the River is still talking unhurriedly...

"The farmer and the little rabbit have lived a happy life since then^ω^"

It sounds so warm and lovely, but you have to ignore the mosaic picture in the picture...

And when the screen changed, another farmer squatted under the big tree!
"But this matter soon reached the ears of another farmer, so he also squatted under the big tree, sat under the tree and waited!"

But in the picture at this time, the farmer who had been waiting for a long time did not see the girl in the bunny girl...

Instead, he saw the right eye with the big tree on the side!The atmosphere gradually turned pink, and even Tutu with big ears could clearly feel the ambiguous atmosphere!
Not to mention Xiaoxin next door!
The leaves drifted by, and the farmer and the big tree looked at each other affectionately!

The picture was mosaiced again!
"Since then, the farmer and the tree have lived a happy life together." The River God's expression also became extraordinarily gentle: "Congratulations, congratulations!"

Speechless was written on the faces of all the audience in Zhutian Dimension, not to mention the woodcutter at the scene!
I saw the woodcutter's face collapsed: "Where is the joy? Why do people and trees live happily together! What kind of life would that be?"

And the world of one hundred thousand cold jokes at this time.

Anonymous stroked the dull hair on his head, his face was already flushed!
I really want to complain!But spit out this level of complaint energy will directly destroy the multiverse! !
How uncomfortable!It's so uncomfortable to hold back!
Just when Anonymous wanted to complain, a small space door suddenly opened!

"What do you want to do?" I saw Little King Kong walking out of the space gate with a man and a beast!

"Nothing, nothing!"

Anonymous showed a very stiff smile, I knew it!This administrator just stares at me all day long when he has nothing to do!
And Little King Kong also noticed the dumbfounded hair: "If you dare to speak out, I will pull out all your hair! Pull out one by one."

anonymous:"…"

Wang Defa!too horrible!
And Xiao Yan and Qingtian Niuban, who came to other worlds for the first time, couldn't help but shudder, wow, their master is really scary!

Pull out all the hair on your head one by one?After being tortured so much, Xiao Yan couldn't help but his scalp became numb!

"Huh? This time it's the river god?"

Little King Kong seemed to have just noticed the video, and then directly took out the phone from his pocket...

Xiao Yan: "? Fuck, mobile phone"

I saw Little King Kong skillfully dialing a number, and then put it to his ear: "Hello! Is it Nuwa?"

The other party was silent for a while, and then a voice came out of the phone like a lion's roar!

"Little King Kong! Why are you, Fu Luba, still talking about foreign languages?! I thought it was Hong Qigong calling!"

(End of this chapter)