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Chapter 166 Star City has a lot of wonders!
"Okay, I happen to think that you look a lot like Director Xu Wen."

Old Sweet Potato laughed.

Xu Wen was speechless.

You kid, no wonder you haven't been able to gain fans for more than a year.

The Lord does not even know you before you.

"If I'm wrong, don't mind. I'm a little face blind. Really, I'm not kidding."

Old Sweet Potato scratched his head.

Xu Wen was taken aback.

"Are you face-blind? Then how will you find Xu Wen tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow is the year-end ceremony. Everyone has a nameplate in front of them. I'll just see the nameplate and recognize the person."

Old Sweet Potato smiled.

Xu Wen nodded.

Good guy, face blindness is still doing character interviews, I'm afraid you won't know anyone after the interview.

"Do you have time tomorrow? Let's shoot a video tomorrow."

Old Sweet Potato glanced at the time and said.

Xu Wen felt a little strange.

"Why tomorrow?"

"Because today is the second episode of "Guarding the Liberation West", I don't want to miss it. To be honest, I became a fan of director Xu Wen when I watched "Bite of the Tongue"."

The old sweet potato said with a smile.

Xu Wen was stunned.

"Didn't you say that the chances of interviewing Xu Wen are slim? Do you still watch "Guardian Liberation West"?"

"I can't just give up if I'm slim. As long as there is a chance, I won't give up. Maybe there will be a turning point tomorrow. I believe there will be surprises."

Old Sweet Potato showed a determined look in his eyes.

The optimistic attitude made Xu Wen look at him with admiration.

Xu Wen smiled.

"Okay, I'll watch you."

"Then can you give me your phone number?"

Old Sweet Potato looked at Xu Wen with a smile.

Xu Wen nodded in his heart, and left him his phone.

After writing down the phone call, Old Sweet Potato waved at Xu Wen and left the banquet hall.

Xu Wen looked at the back of Old Sweet Potato and felt very familiar.

Very similar to the self in the previous life.

Never give up a shred of hope.

"Is this old sweet potato?"

Alice's voice suddenly appeared next to Xu Wen.

Xu Wen was taken aback.

"Every time you appear, you always appear like a ghost, do you know him?"

"I know, but I thought his face was familiar on the high-speed rail before. I heard someone say it on the high-speed rail just now, and it is indeed him. That b station is the worst up owner."

Ellis spoke.

Xu Wen was taken aback.

"Worst up master?"

Ellis nodded.

"That's right. When he was a child, there was a car accident at home. Both his parents and his mother died in the car accident, leaving him and his grandma. His health is fine, but he suffers from facial amnesia."

"His grandma is very sick, thanks to the money he earned as an up host to pay for medical expenses. It's just that, he is also miserable as an up host. He has released a few famous videos before."

"But he was plagiarized by a million-dollar Internet celebrity, and he was beaten up. He gave up his original funny videos and started to make vlogs, but it was not ideal. I heard that he wanted to switch to character interviews."

"It's really embarrassing for him. A face-blind person is forced to do character interviews, hey."

Alice shook her head, looking helpless.

Xu Wen frowned.

"Why doesn't he sue those who copied his video?"

Alice smiled and shook her head.

"Brother, you really don't understand the current Internet celebrity circle, let alone how high the cost of a lawsuit is, the time alone is enough to delay your popularity, and those who copied him are already managed by companies. .”

"If you just incite fans, he can't stand it at all. That's why he wanted to do character interviews. After all, if you copy the copy, copy the video, you can't copy the interviewee."

Xu Wen suddenly realized and nodded.

"When I watched him shoot the video, I was very happy. I didn't expect such a reason behind it."

"We are all the same people, forced to smile by life."

Ellis said something meaningful.

Xu Wen looked at Ellis in surprise.

"I didn't expect that what you said was quite philosophical."

"I didn't say it, it was Taozi, a writer from Dianniang, hehehe."

Alice smiled.

Xu Wen:.
Sit on the hotel subway.

Old sweet potato tried hard to recall in his mind.

Why do I feel that person looks familiar?

Where do you feel?
After thinking for a long time, I finally gave up.

It is really common for him not to remember faces. He can only remember people through some clothes and facial features.

It was because Xu Wen didn't change his clothes before.

Otherwise, Old Sweet Potato really wouldn't recognize him.

After thinking about it, Old Potato took out his mobile phone and started searching for "black pineapple" in bli bli.

Ok? !

"I love black pineapple."

"I'm Black Pineapple."

"Vote your monthly ticket quickly! Otherwise, I'll hit you with a black pineapple."

Look at so many users with black pineapple in their name.

Old Sweet Potato was a little confused.

Which one is this?
Why!If I knew I should ask for my full name, I should send him a message tomorrow.

Old Sweet Potato muttered and put away the phone.

Back to the hotel.

After washing up, Old Sweet Potato came out wiping his hair.

Looking at the time, he jumped onto the bed in a hurry and opened the b-li b-li.

With the familiar title flashed.

The second episode of "Guardian Liberation West" is officially launched!
Old Sweet Potato breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, caught up.

Pozi Street Police Station, 6:30 am.

In the police lounge, Sergeant Yi Dian was taking a nap with his eyes closed.

At this time, a policeman came over and patted Yidian on the shoulder.

"Brother Dian, there is a new police report."

"Oh, how long have I been asleep?"

Yi Dian rubbed his dazed eyes and got up.

The policeman laughed.

"More than 20 minutes."

"Oh oh, let's go."

Yi Dian quickly tidied up his clothes, and said to the police officer on the side.

7:[-] am.

Sheriff Yi Dian drove out to the police.

Along with the scene of the car leaving the police station, the voice of the director, Huang Junlong, rang out.

"Our Pozi Street Police Station, in the police situations we usually encounter, there are indeed some people who are called weird by ordinary people. The people's police first serve the people."

"These weird incidents and weird people are first of all another expression of trivial things, and they are also a hidden danger in social security. We also need to solve them in time to prevent bigger cases and incidents from happening later."

After Huang Junlong finished speaking, the title of this episode officially appeared.

[There are many strange things in Star City! 】

Seeing this, Old Sweet Potato quickly wrote something down in his little notebook.

This notebook is all the records left by him watching "Bite of the Tongue" and "Guarding the West".

The sheriff named Yi Dian who had called the police before appeared in the screen.

"Hi everyone, my name is Yidian, and I'm from Xiangcheng. I think I'm the most handsome policeman on Pozi Street, and I'm also the most popular on Pozi Street, because wherever I go, I'm happy."

Old Sweet Potato smiled slightly.

The policeman seems to be a very happy person.

Although I can't see what you look like.

The next moment, Yi Dian appeared at the crime scene where the police were called.

Majia Lane.

In the picture, a man and a woman, two uncles and aunts in their forties or fifties, are pulling each other.

Yi Dian walked over with a serious expression.

"What's the matter?"

The uncle pointed to the aunt and said.

"He blatantly robbed me of money!"

The old sweet potato in front of the screen and Yi Dian inside the screen were taken aback at the same time.

robbery?

Or Big Mom robbery?

The next second, the aunt said without showing any weakness.

"He lived with me in class, we were boyfriend and girlfriend."

"I have nothing to do with her anymore, we broke up."

said the uncle.

Aunt then interjected.

"It's not that I don't want her, it's that he doesn't want me."

"If you don't return the money to me, I will sue in court!"

"Let me tell you!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Yi Dian hastily separated them.

Yi Dian looked at the uncle.

"How much did she take from you?"

The uncle said angrily.

"She took me 100 yuan!"

Easy point: .
"Hahahahaha."

Seeing this, Old Sweet Potato laughed.

Although I knew that "Guarding Jiefang West" is funny mixed with seriousness.

But seeing such a real incident, Old Sweet Potato still finds it funny.

"At first we thought it was a robbery case, but later we found out that there was a relationship dispute between the man and the woman. The man and the woman had lived together for 6 years."

"I don't know why the man suddenly proposed to break up a few months ago, but today the woman passed by the mahjong parlor and saw the man in it, without the man's consent."

"Privately took 100 yuan from the poker table, but the man didn't agree, so the man called the police."

Yi Dian's helpless voice sounded, and Old Potato also understood the whole story.

The camera returned to the scene again.

Yi Dian looked at Auntie.

"This is your ex-boyfriend. Your ex-boyfriend didn't agree to give you 100 yuan. He said that you had settled the dispute before."

"I didn't agree to break up. He carried his stuff and went out to break up with me. Did I agree?"

The aunt said stubbornly.

Yi Dian said helplessly.

"Breakups are all unilateral. There are many on the Internet, such as not giving me 100 yuan. This is also normal, and there is no way."

"I personally want to stand on your side, but the law does not allow it. There is no way. Now the 100 yuan is his money."

The aunt stared at the uncle resentfully.

"I've been with her for six years. I cook noodles for him in the morning. He never gave me his living expenses. Today you will give me the living expenses of the previous few years!"

"If you feel that your emotions have been damaged, it's okay. You have received a free lawyer from the Ministry of Justice who can help you appeal, but now your 100 yuan belongs to him, and you have to return it to him."

Yi Dian looked at the aunt and said.

"You have been together for 6 years, why don't you ask for a certificate? If you don't ask for a certificate, then you are free to fall in love. You give him the money first, and I will help you pay attention."

Faced with the pointing and pointing of the people around him, the uncle looked indifferent.

They all sympathize with this aunt.

Even Old Sweet Potato sighed.

Although I don't remember what you look like, I also sympathize with you.

Fortunately, Yi Dian is also helping him with ideas.

"If a man and a woman are not married, it is considered a cohabitation relationship. If one of the two parties leaves, the cohabitation relationship will be terminated. If the property dispute cannot be negotiated, you can go to the court to sue."

When the aunt heard this, she nodded.

It was obvious that he wanted this old scumbag to have a taste of what it means to fight against Bo in court.

The faces of uncles and aunts appeared on the screen, and Yi Dian's voice sounded again.

"If you want to fall in love, then be more tolerant, if you can't continue, then be more straightforward and decent.

Old Sweet Potato agrees with these words very much.

Just when the old sweet potato was still reminiscing about the love between the Jiefangxi couple who were over fifty years old.

As soon as the screen changed, Yi Dian returned to the police station.

"Brother Sheng? You grow flowers well."

Yi Dian pointed to a pot of flowers and said to Police Officer Liu Yisheng.

"That's right, I'm very careful."

Officer Liu Yisheng laughed.

At this moment, Police Officer Liu Yisheng received a call, and his expression suddenly became serious.

Yi Dian looked at Liu Yisheng.

"what happened?"

"There are friends!"

After Liu Yisheng finished speaking, he took his coat and ran out without saying a word.

Old Sweet Potato's expression also became tense.

Fellow!

For the first time in "Guarding the Jiefang West", the police situation of fellow Taoists appears.

"After we received the call to the police from Fellow Daoists, we rushed to the scene of XX International as soon as possible. At that time, five people came out of the room."

"Three women and two men felt something was wrong when they saw them. After showing their police officer IDs, they were interrogated."

Following Liu Yisheng's narration, the tense and exciting scene stood in front of Old Sweet Potato.

On each floor, several police officers were dispatched at the same time.

In the end, the three women and two men were taken back to the police station at the same time.

One of them, a girl in a purple dress with long hair, looked excited.

The police had no choice but to take her to the interrogation room alone to ask what happened.

The girl in the purple dress said excitedly.

"I didn't know what it was and they kept telling me to try it."

"Take out your things first, is there anything on you?"

Police officer Liu Yisheng looked at the girl in purple.

The girl in purple has a bad attitude.

"Why are you touching me!"

Seeing that the girl in purple was not cooperating, the two police officers wanted to take the girl in purple for a urine test.

The girl's resistance is getting bigger and bigger.

Seeing this, Old Sweet Potato clicked his tongue twice.

No one dared to be so presumptuous in the police station.

As the girl resisted more and more, the girl's hair shook more and more.

Um?How does the hair move?

Old Sweet Potato was taken aback.

finally.
Liu Yisheng appeared in front of the camera.

"At that time, our police officers were going to take her for a urine test, but she resisted fiercely, and we found that her hair could fall out. It turned out that she was a man."

The mouth of the old sweet potato has grown into a "0" shape.

Is this the legend that lifts your cranium?

Everyone: .
Inside the interrogation room.

Police: Do you know how you got in?

Man in purple skirt: I don’t know. Those are my friends for three or four years. They said they asked me to chat, but they kept asking me to order a bite. I swear it was the first time I touched this thing, it was them hurt me.

Then the police summoned a man in white.

Police: Explain it.

Man A: I'm off work, he asked me to accompany him, I said I don't want to go, he must let me go
Police: Who provided you with something?Who smoked first?

Male A: Purple skirt.

The screen turns.

The police summoned the remaining few, and faced the same question, all of them said that the man in the purple skirt had provided them with something.

In the end, when he was in the purple skirt, he insisted that someone else had hurt him.

Wait until the police tell Zi Qunnan the answers of the previous few.

The man in the purple skirt changed his mind.

"I provided it."

Old Sweet Potato sighed.

He is obviously his fellow Taoist, but he also said that his friend framed him, really.

In the end, five people underwent urine tests, all of which were positive!
was sent to detention.

At the end of this case, Liu Yisheng appeared in front of the screen.

"They're all young, but no matter how young you are, as long as you touch this kind of thing, we will never tolerate it!"

In front of the camera, a little girl cried and said.

"I don't want to smoke, but he told me that I can lose weight, so I believed it. I really don't want to come to the police station"

Old Sweet Potato clicked his tongue a few times.

Often the people who take you as Taoist friends are relatives and friends!
A little bit of this stuff is a point of no return.

At this moment, the screen changed again, returning to the Pozi Street Police Station.

At this time, two electronic female voices sounded at the same time.

"Please check for new alerts."

Yi Dian was a little puzzled.

Why are there two calls to the police?
Immediately, another police officer was called over and ordered.

"There is a case of stealing from an underwear store. The suspect tried on the underwear and left without paying. Go and see. I have a case of insanity here."

After the police officer took it, he quickly led the other police officers to the underwear store.

Yi Dian brought another police officer to the mall.

In the property office, I saw this mentally abnormal person.

Property: Our staff found her on the fourth floor. She behaved a little abnormally and said that she was pregnant. We didn't know what to do.

Yi nodded and looked at the woman.

With short hair, the behavior is indeed a bit weird.

Try to communicate easily.

"Beauty, where are you from?"

The woman does not speak.

"Can you write? Do you know where your family is?"

The woman continued to shake her head.

Suddenly wanted to undress on the spot, but was stopped by Yidian.

Yi Dian said helplessly.

"Take it back to the police station first."

Everyone nodded, and took the woman into the car to the police station.

Old Sweet Potato understood everything when he saw this.

This is a mentally ill person.

the other side

The screen came to the underwear store.

The clerk called out the surveillance camera and showed it to the police.

"This person left without giving any money after interviewing underwear in our store. Her own clothes are still with us, and we lost more than 1000 yuan."

"Okay, you give me the surveillance copy, and then you and I go back to the police station to make a record and report the case, and we will activate face recognition to help you find this person as much as possible."

After the policeman nodded, he said to the clerk.

The clerk also agreed, and then followed the police into the car and returned to the police station.

At the gate of the police station, the two groups of people who went to the police at the same time met again at the same time.

When the clerk got out of the car, his expression was not right.

His eyes were fixed on the woman who looked a little bit wrong.

At this time, the woman has been clamoring to eat apples.

With the support of several police officers, he walked towards the police station.

The policeman glanced at the lingerie store clerk.

"What's the matter? Why don't you go?"

The clerk of the lingerie store pointed at the delirious woman.

said out loud.

"It was she who stole the underwear."

Crowd: ? ? ?
Old Sweet Potato:? ? ?

(End of this chapter)