My wife is weirder than the last

Chapter 92

"Wen An, last time you rescued her, she didn't thank you properly, so I specially invited you to this banquet to express my gratitude." Li Jian replied with a smile, then pointed to the pavilion on the right front and continued.

"As for the second person, it's in the pavilion."

Yu Gan followed his line of sight and looked over, there was a person sitting there, it was Li Xuan.

He seems to be fishing there?
Sitting upright with a fishing rod in his hand, he is fishing in a pond.

Damn it, everyone is partying here at night, and you are fishing here.

Isn't this blatant pretense, pretending to be an expert?

"I've heard a little bit about your affairs. Li Xuan is not a bad-hearted person. There may be some misunderstandings about what happened that day. He has also learned from the painful experience recently.

I'm here to match him with Deacon Yu. "Li Jian punched Yu Gan.

"The lowly position is fearful." Yu Gan bowed to Li Jian, "Your Highness, please don't disrespect the lowly position, this matter is definitely a misunderstanding."

"It's all over, it's okay." Li Jian said with a smile.

"Then, Your Highness, I will go to King Pingyan first." Yu Gan clasped his fists and said.

"Go."

"Excuse me." Yu Gan bowed again and walked directly towards Li Xuan's pavilion.

Looking at Yu Gan's back, Li Jian narrowed his eyes slightly, then smiled again and greeted the few poet friends who had just arrived.

On the way to the pavilion, Yu Gan couldn't help thinking.

Li Xuan asked Li Jian to drop by and invite him, which shows that the relationship between the two is good.

Yu Gan didn't know how much sincerity was in Li Jian's apology just now, but he probably didn't. His status was higher than Li Xuan's.

Under the preconceived impression that people are divided into groups, it is hard for Yu Gan to believe that he will feel sorry for those humble people who are as dusty as dust.

Perhaps in the eyes of these royal relatives, Li Xuan's murder in the street was nothing more than killing a chicken.

As for why Li Xuan came by himself, this is even more interesting.

You know, even though Gongsun Yue was in his early years at that time, he and Shi Dang couldn't get away at all.

The little deacon disobeyed and offended the king of Shangjun, and even made him feel guilty for a year.Yu Gan didn't believe that he would treat him kindly.

But in this situation, he suddenly wanted to meet him at Li Jian's banquet, and Yu Gan thought about it, but he couldn't find any reason for him to meet him.

You can't rush to make friends with yourself just because you are handsome, right?
Maybe it was my own doing, or maybe it was the Tsing Yi Gang?If it was the Tsing Yi Gang, would it be related to that formation?
Because no matter from which angle you analyze it, you don't want Li Xuan to look down at all.

Except for the extremely extensive formation that Yu Xiaowan mentioned.

Zhao Wangfu is one of the behind-the-scenes forces of the Qingyi Gang, and Li Jian has a close relationship with Meng Qiu, the leader of the Qingyi Gang. It is hard to deny that this force has nothing to do with the formation.

Walking into the gazebo, Yu Gan collected his thoughts, looked at Li Xuan whose back was turned to him, and clasped his fists.

"I have met Prince Pingyan, but I don't know why the Prince is looking for me."

Li Xuan turned his head and looked at Yu Gan, "It's okay, didn't I say it, I admire your character very much, and I regard you as a friend. So it's always no problem to meet friends at this friend banquet."

"He De, how can I be friends with Ping Yanjun Wang." Yu Gan said with a smile, "Besides, didn't your Highness say it last time? It's a pity that you can't be friends with me anymore."

"That was before the court, and after the court, I admire you even more. It's amazing to be able to successfully plant it on me. I appreciate people with brains." Li Xuan said this in a chatty tone with a thumbs up.

"Your Highness, I have never framed you, so please don't talk nonsense." Yu Gan said with a serious face.

"It's just you and me, there's no need to be cautious. That's enough, let's not talk about this matter. Sit down." Li Xuan pointed to a stool beside him and motioned Yu Gan to sit down.

Yu Gan was not polite, he walked over and sat down on the stool.

"If there is nothing else, Your Highness, I will leave first?"

"Why, why are you so unwilling to chat with me?" Li Xuan asked back.

"It's like this." Yu Gan said seriously, "I'm a straight person. We had conflicts before, so I feel afraid that you will feel uncomfortable when staying with you. Your Highness can understand."

Li Xuan turned his head and looked at Yu Gan, who looked like an honest man with blinking eyes.

"It seems that we can't be friends anymore?"

"How is it possible? In my dreams, I want to make friends with His Highness." Yu Gan said like a monkey.

Now he seriously doubts whether Li Xuan is gay?Or a gay guy who shakes m?
Li Xuan smiled softly, turned his head and continued to concentrate on fishing.

"It seems that my purpose of inviting you has been achieved, and I have made a good friend."

Yu Gan smiled lightly, noncommittal, and then asked, "I wonder if Your Highness has any other advice?"

Li Xuan shook his head lightly.

Seeing this, Yu Gan got up and prepared to leave.

Li Xuan suddenly said again, "My Highness came to you because I wanted to ask you for help."

Yu Gan also stopped his footsteps, and just turned his back to Li Xuan.

"I'm soft-spoken, and I'm afraid I won't be able to help His Highness. Besides, I will be temporarily transferred in two days, and I won't be able to leave for a while, so Your Highness should hire someone else."

"No hurry, it's not too late to talk about it after you have done it." Li Xuan said lightly.

"Let's talk about it when the time comes." Yu Gan said perfunctorily, "So, why did His Highness specially invite me here this time?

Why don't you just come to me in private? "

"It's not solemn enough to find you in private. I said, I treat you as a friend."

Yu Gan continued. "As long as His Highness promises me one thing, I will help His Highness through thick and thin."

"what's up?"

Yu Gan said with a smile, "The Tsing Yi Gang and I have revenge for killing my father. Your Highness cut off the leader of the gang, Meng Qiu. My life is His Highness's. What do you think?"

Seeing that Li Xuan didn't respond, Yu Gan continued, "If this matter is difficult, then change it, does your Highness have any older sisters or sisters who have not left the court?
Can I be your brother-in-law? "

Li Xuan's eyelids twitched twice.

Yu Gan said with a smile, "I'm just kidding, please don't mind your Highness. Your Highness wants me to help, and I will talk about it after I finish the task.

I will take my leave first. "

After Yu Gan said the last sentence, he cupped his fists and left, while Li Xuan just sat still and fished.

Stepping into the courtyard, Yu Gan scanned the crowds of people in various positions like a radar.

He was looking for someone who was alone, or to be precise, a girl who was alone.

There were quite a few girls at the banquet, and they were all handsome.Instead of being friends with that bastard Li Xuan, it's better to be friends with these single little rich women.

Isn't this more fragrant?

Soon, Yu Gan saw a girl sitting alone under a small gazebo.

Her face was full of melancholy, weak willows supported the wind, and she was staring at the bright moon in the sky in a daze.

This looks like a girl with a story!

Yu Gan likes listening to people tell stories the most.

Just as he was about to rush over with joy, someone grabbed his shoulders.

"This man looks familiar!"

Yu Gan turned his head to look, and saw a young man who, upon closer inspection, was the young man whose clothes were stripped by himself in Guibei Mountain.

"You got the wrong person."

"No, it's you, why did you take my clothes off?"

"Just pick it up." Yu Gan said with a cold expression, "Why, you want to make trouble at the king's banquet?"

Yu Gan was a little angry, and really thought he was made of mud.Anyone can pinch or two?

Yu Gan fired directly at this dragon suit that didn't even have a name.

The man's expression froze.

He was very angry and walked away very angry.

Yu Gan curled his lips and continued to walk towards the girl.Just two steps away, someone put on his shoulder again.

"You fucking have"

Yu Gan turned around and roared, his voice abruptly stopped.Because Li Nianxiang was looking at herself coldly.

Look at this arrogance, it's because the princess herself didn't run away.

"Your Majesty Yu has great authority." Li Nianxiang said lightly.

"Princess, don't get me wrong." Yu Gan changed his face instantly, and said with a smile, "I thought it was Li Xuan, Prince of Pingyan County, please forgive me, Princess."

"Li Xuan? Do you have a grudge against him?" Li Nianxiang asked.

Yu Gan rolled his eyes and made up his mind.He patted his thigh and explained to Li Nianxiang filled with righteous indignation.Dirty water splashed vigorously on Li Xuan.

".So, princess, can you understand how I feel now? Li Xuan's crimes are too numerous to record. This time I am still making things difficult for me.

I am only seven feet tall, unstoppable, unstoppable. "

"This Li Xuan is really as you said?" Li Nianxiang hesitated, "I remember his reputation is not bad."

Yu Gan replied. "Hehe, he knows people and faces. He is just pretending. Although the princess can go to inquire about it, just the day before yesterday, he was personally sentenced by the Holy Majesty to be a sinner for a year in Dali Temple."

"That's it." Li Nianxiang turned her head and glanced in Li Xuan's direction.

"Don't mention him." Yu Gan waved his hands and asked, "His Royal Highness Dai Wang said that the princess invited me here. I don't know what's the matter?"

"Yeah." Li Nianxiang nodded, "I want to ask you for a favor."

"What's the matter? Be a son-in-law? I can do it." Yu Gan's eyes lit up.

Li Nianxiang: "."

"Crack." Yu Gan patted his forehead angrily, "I'm sorry princess, I accidentally said my true heart."

"Crack." Yu Gan patted again, "I'm sorry princess, I mean, I can help you with anything."

The art of speaking is a science, and Yu Gan is just one of the bad tricks commonly used by scumbags.

Caught off guard to speak the truth, and then refute.

In this blinded feudal era, the moves are bad, but the effect is very good.

Looking at Yu Gan with a sincere face, Li Nianxiang avoided his sight with a guilty conscience, and spoke falteringly.

"Teach me how to fish."

"No problem, leave it to me!" Yu Gan patted his chest to assure him.

He never asked why a princess could not find a fishing teacher, but herself.But anyone who is not a straight man of steel understands the introversion of this kind of thing, and the deep meaning behind it.

It's like when a girl asks you to repair a computer, you wouldn't just bring a repair kit to repair the computer overnight, would you?

"Okay, let's go." Li Nianxiang nodded.

Yu Gan glanced at the hesitant girl again, and had no choice but to give up on her, because it was more important to be a princess.

Follow Li Nianxiang to a fishing platform by the pond. There are all tools and stools here. It is estimated that there are not many people fishing here.

Yu Gan sat down, looked at the fully equipped fishing tackle, and fell into deep thought.

Did you really ask yourself to teach you how to fish?

"Why did the princess want to learn fishing all of a sudden?"

"Father likes fishing recently, I want to learn it so that I can accompany him." Li Nianxiang explained.

Yu Gan, who was hopeless, nodded, and asked a profound question, "What kind of skills does the princess want to learn? I have two."

"Which two?" Li Nianxiang asked curiously.

"One is fishing with a normal hook. I will teach the princess some practical skills." Yu Gan is also half a fisherman, and he still has some experience in fishing.

"The second type is not to fish, but to fish with momentum." Yu Gan continued.

"Huh?" Li Nianxiang was puzzled.

"Well, let me show you the second one first."

Yu Gan picked up the fishing rod, and the first thing he did was to straighten the hook into a straight hook.If the bait is not attached, throw it into the water.

After that, with a calm demeanor and a contented face, he held the pole without arrogance or impetuosity.

"You don't put bait, but you still use a straight hook, can this catch fish?" After waiting for a long time, Li Nianxiang couldn't help asking.

"Wishers take the bait." Yu Gan said lightly.

Li Nianxiang was stunned, looking at the handsome Yu Gan, if he didn't know his temperament, he would really look like an outsider.

Yu Gan continued to explain at this time, "When fishing with Your Majesty, the princess should not pay attention to behavior, but pay attention to heart. A heart that is not burdened by everything.

Fishing is actually fishing for the heart. "

In Yu Gan's view, except for the real fishermen, other people's fishing is just pretending.

This is true from Jiang Taigong to those so-called outsiders.

And why an emperor likes fishing may be because he talks about things with his courtiers while fishing.

Then fishing is a bonus item, which makes people feel that you, an emperor, are hard to fathom.

Commonly known as pretense.

Yes, in Yu Gan's opinion, the emperor is the most pretentious person in the whole world.

If you want to gain his appreciation in fishing, technology is useless, what technology do you need?
The higher the level of pretense, the better.

Li Nianxiang is his daughter, not a courtier, so there is no need to pretend to be cowardly in front of the emperor.

The higher you are, the more you will be liked by the emperor.

This is Yu Gan's momentum theory, which is very simple, but very useful in certain situations.

"It's a good sentence for those who wish to take the bait, and a good catch." Li Jian's hearty laughter suddenly reached Yu Gan's ears.

"I've met Dai Wang." Yu Gan hesitated, and quickly got up and turned to look at Li Jian, "This is just my ignorant remarks, please don't mind Dai Wang."

Li Jian waved his hand, "Why would I care? Deacon Yu's remarks made me suddenly enlightened. It's too late for me to thank you."

"Wen An, I'll just take this move taught by Yu Gan and use it on my father later."

Li Nianxiang looked at her own brother and snorted coldly.

Li Jian was not ashamed, and sat down directly beside Yu Gan, picked up a fishing rod, imitated Yu Gan without putting bait, and used a straight hook, paying attention to style and demeanor when fishing.

Looking at His Royal Highness, Yu Gan was silent and embarrassed.

Damn, I'm here to pick up on the princess, so you join in the fun.

"Deacon Yu is really a wonderful person. I will ask you more and more in the future." After sitting for a while, Li Jian put down the fishing rod and said this sentence to Yu Gan with a smile.

"It's just a meal." Yu Qiangan smiled dryly.

"How about it? If you are interested in coming to my house, it should be much easier than Dali Temple." Li Jian looked at Yu Gan with a smile, and his tone was quite sincere.

Yu Gan didn't even think about it, and directly apologetically refused, "I'm sorry, I have a lowly position and status, and I'm afraid that I will pollute the Daiwangfu, so I'd better do something within my ability in Dali Temple."

"It's my king, Menglang, so don't bother Deacon Yu, just teach Wen'an well, and teach her practical things." Li Jian put down these words and left gracefully.

"Come on, Your Royal Highness, let's continue."

As soon as Li Jian left, Yu Gan became happy again, turned to look at Li Nianxiang, and then saw a cold face.

The witch came out.

Yu Gan twitched the corners of his lips a little bored, "You asked me to come, or the princess asked me to come."

Li Nianxiang threw out the fishing rod, "There are all of them."

"Tell me, what do you want me for?" Yu Gan asked in a low spirit.

"In a few days, you will be seconded to deal with the affairs of the White Lotus Sect, right?" Li Nianxiang asked.

Yu Gan didn't wonder at all why the other party knew so much about Dali Temple, he just nodded.

　Thanks for the sixteenth day of the month, the trace of star flames, the Zen of Camellia's Immortal Dao for their support, and those hundreds of coins for their support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)