Reckless man of entertainment who started from a novel
Chapter 198 The highest collection of online texts!
Chapter 198: The Supreme Canon of Web Texts! (Day 11!)
That night.
I don't know which fan in the group, and directly sent the screenshot of the group chat of the Small Knife Club to the sky forum.
[Lin Bei: Hahahahaha, although being a fan of Sword God is hard work, it is still very happy! 】
[Lin Bei: (picture)]
[Lin Bei: Two-way running between idols and fans!Love it, love it! 】
It didn't take long for this post to be refined and pinned to the top.
After the big guys read it, they became jealous for no reason.
-
【To be honest, I'm sore...】
-
【Depend on!Why!I have been reading for more than ten years, why haven't I encountered this situation? 】
-
[I almost killed my author, but he just refused to say that he prepared a surprise for us! 】
-
[Destroy it, clean it! 】
……
a time.
Numerous comments from readers appeared in the book review area of many authors——
[They are all web writers, look at the sword god and then look at you!Explosions are even more unacceptable, and flower work is even more unacceptable!Are you embarrassed to talk about explosive changes every day?Are you embarrassed to ask for a monthly pass? 】
【Surprise!Author, tell me, what the hell is a surprise! 】
[You have to stand up, I don't ask you to do these tricks, at least you have to increase the number of updates, let me tell you the number, three changes a day, one update [-]! 】
……
The authors couldn't laugh or cry when they saw these messages.
Good guy!
Is the involution in the Internet circle so serious now?
Explosive updates can't satisfy you, now you want to start doing tricks?
The point is... We don't know how to do these fancy things!
Facing this scene, many authors couldn't laugh or cry, and felt that their hair was falling out faster.
several days in a row.
Li Xiang basically spent the rest of his time rehearsing with a group of folk music masters at the Folk Music Academy except for classes.
On the evening of the 29nd.
Everyone in the rehearsal hall has just finished rehearsal and is eating.
Li Xiang also randomly found a corner and sat on the floor, eating with a boxed lunch.
Hua Yinglong walked over with his mobile phone in hand, and said to Li Xiang, "Li Xiang, He Jianguo's call. I'm looking for you."
"Oh!" Li Xiang hurriedly put down the lunch box, wiped his hands, answered the phone and said, "Hi, I'm Li Xiang."
A slightly hoarse voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Li Xiang, I'm He Jianguo, I heard that you are now the conductor of the band?"
Li Xiang sighed, and said helplessly: "Yes, no one will stand up to me!"
He Jianguo: "Thank you for your hard work, my body has dragged everyone down!"
Li Xiang: "Where is it, you will be offended if you say that!"
He Jianguo: "I asked President Hua to help record your rehearsal video today, and found that your commanding level is very high. Are you interested in developing in the direction of an orchestra conductor?"
"Eh..." Li Xiang smiled wryly: "Commander He, I can at most help put out the fire this time. I really haven't thought about it as a band conductor."
After listening to Li Xiang's answer, He Jianguo realized that this kid's ambition was not here, so he didn't say anything.
He sat up and said with a smile: "It's a pity, it's a pity that you are a good seed, I may not be able to come to the performance the day after tomorrow, you work hard, don't be nervous!"
"Don't worry!" Li Xiang replied: "I was born with a big heart, this scene is nothing to me!"
"Okay, then I can rest assured!" He Jianguo nodded: "Go ahead, I won't bother you!"
"Eh!"
Return the phone to Hua Yinglong.
Hua Yinglong sat down next to Li Xiang, turned his head and asked, "How do you feel these days?"
"It's okay, except for being a little tired, there is nothing else." Li Xiang replied.
"Time is too tight, and you will definitely be tired if you are tired." Hua Yinglong pointed out: "Li Xiang, you are a good seedling who learns folk music, our generation is old, and the successor is too young to take over... Folk music is difficult. !"
Li Xiang replied: "President, if you have something to say, don't go around the corner!"
Hua Yinglong smiled, and continued: "I have discussed this matter with Mr. Gao, we want you to be the secretary-general of the Folk Music Association."
"Don't rush to refuse." Hua Yinglong did not wait for Li Xiang to answer, and explained: "Although you are young, your ability to conduct and command is obvious to all!"
"Plus, you're a quick-witted kid. It's thanks to you that folk music can be so noisy during this period. The secretary-general is a vain job. Except for the annual meeting, there is usually nothing that needs to bother you!"
"I made this suggestion mainly because I want to give you this position. Whenever you have a chance to cheer people up in the future, don't forget!"
Li Xiang pondered for a moment, then smiled freely, he did not reject Hua Yinglong's kindness, but nodded and said: "Okay, I promise you, you put your heart in your heart, I will never forget to cheer people up! "
"Hey!" Hua Yinglong laughed heartily, the creases on his face showed the wind and frost, Li Xiang accepted his kindness, as if he had unloaded the burden on him.
He stood up, patted his butt, and yelled at everyone: "Today's rehearsal is over here. Tomorrow is a day off. Everyone, take a good rest. Let's go straight to the theater the day after tomorrow!"
This string cannot be stretched all the time, or it will break!
Relax when you should relax, similar to what the teacher kept saying in the student days-the big exams are big, and the small exams are small.
Take a good rest for a day, keep fit, and prepare for the performance the day after tomorrow.
To be honest these few days, Li Xiang was exhausted. When he saw the rehearsal was over and looked at the time, he got up and said to Hua Yinglong: "President, I'll go back first, and the Academy of Chinese Literature will look for me." There is something else to do!"
"Hey!" Hua Yinglong nodded again and again: "Go and do your work."
Looking at his back, Hua Yinglong shook his head: "Hey, it's hard for him to run at both ends..."
The one-month study of the second phase of the School of Internet Literature is coming to an end.
In addition to Dai Xuewen being accepted as an apprentice by the sword god, and eating enough for the whole family alone, he plans to rent a house near the school and study with him.
The rest of the students will basically go back to their respective homes in a few days and find their own mothers.
The key point is that Li Xiang is quite busy this month. Not only did he not attend the freshman meeting, but the frequency of classes has also been reduced from three to four sessions a week to one session a week.
Of course, the authors who were finally selected to participate in the Academy of Internet Literature were not reconciled.
Therefore, upon seeing this, Fengshen specially held the last big class in the lecture hall.
All the students of the second period participated.
Li wanted to be busy with the rehearsal, and had to rush to the School of Internet Literature to teach them another class.
In the lecture hall.
Everyone is full of expectations.
Seeing that the time is coming.
Li Xiang hurried to the lecture hall at the moment when the class bell rang.
He didn't even bother to drink water, and walked straight onto the stage.
Everyone looked at Li Xiang with empty hands and was puzzled...
"Sword God is too busy, did you forget to bring the textbook?"
"No way?"
"How do you go to class without textbooks? Unscripted?"
offstage.
There was a lot of discussion.
On the stage.
Calm down.
Li Xiang picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "I saw many students commenting that I went on stage empty-handed, am I unprepared?"
"Instead, I would like to say—isn't that the case with online writing?"
"Many novices struggle with whether to write an outline, whether to set up a person, whether to scan the rankings and pick up the outline, entangled and entangled, but in the end they still haven't taken that step!"
"Either you just blindly save the manuscript, and you end up saving more than a dozen or 20 words, and then publish it on the website, and you can't even sign a contract!"
"Actually, if you really want to write a novel, then the first step you should do is to turn on the computer, the second step to type! The third step is to publish the book!"
"In life, there's no rehearsal, only live telecast!"
Dai Xuewen looked at Li Xiang with bright eyes, full of admiration!
Li Xiang went on to say: "Today is the last class I give to you, I will talk about some dry things I have summarized, and you can record it with your mobile phone!"
After Li Xiang finished speaking, everyone in the audience took out their mobile phones and prepared to record.
It's worth it!
The previous few lectures have benefited a lot!
Isn't that considered dry goods?
What is the real dry thing in the mouth of the sword god?
Seeing that everyone was getting ready, Li Xiang went on to say: "It is said that there are routines in online articles, but what are the routines?"
"I'll use Xiaobaiwen as an example today!"
"I made up a jingle for these routines, listen up!"
【Network Collection】
[Upgrade, fight monsters and pick up treasures, Cave Academy Auction]
[Download the dungeon after completing the task, and change the map in the fairy world and the god world]
[Great talent, good roots, one year of practice is worth ten years]
[Alchemy, equipment and formation, I am a multi-faceted little expert]
[There is an old man in the ring, a pet is a beast]
【Bai Fumei is in love with me, even if the protagonist is very funny】
【Occasionally visit roadside stalls and buy bricks on a whim】
[After going home and wiping it, I found that the ancient artifact is a broken version]
[The beauty is hungry in the mountains, a roast chicken Xu Fangxin]
[The roast chicken technique is very delicate, specially designed for picking up girls]
[A love triangle with a male lead and a female lead, and the male lead has a lot of beauties]
[The tiger's body is shocked and domineering, I will accept all the beauties of the younger brother]
[The villain's brain damage has no limit, and he specially sends his subordinates to give experience]
[Partners are all the five scumbags of the war, and the fight is on the sidelines, showing surprise]
[A lot of ideas are good luck, trash skills become treasures]
[Sweeping within the same level, leapfrog battles are not difficult]
【Even if you are a waste material now, you will become a genius in the future】
[Feng Shui turns for 30 years, don't expect my youth to be poor]
[A continent is really big, and it can accommodate a population of [-] trillion]
[The distance between the two ends is several light years, and I will be able to cross in March]
[Although there are many countries, the customs and culture are the same]
[Currency grade weights and measures, Mandarin Chinese commonly used in mainland China]
[A master is very powerful, and can destroy the world with one move]
[However, after fighting for tens of thousands of years, the mountains and seas still look the same]
[The protagonist is always healed when injured, and will never become disabled]
[Never go to school, it doesn't matter, reading and writing are natural]
[Open your mouth and shut your mouth to defy the sky, what does God owe you?]
[Halo magical skills open plug-in, immortals, Buddhas and monsters can be killed casually]
【Kill casually! 】
The audience was silent.
Everyone is stupid!
These routines are too familiar... nonsense, can you not be familiar with it?
These routines are often used by them, but many people know it but don't know why, and they suddenly realized it when they heard this jingle!
"My pussy!"
"That's a good summary!"
"So true! That's what I wrote!"
"The Supreme Treasure, this is the Supreme Treasure! With him, book friends no longer have to worry about my update!"
"Good guy, a work of 400 million words is actually summed up by the knife god in a jingle?"
Looking at the restless students in the audience, Li Xiang pressed his hands and signaled: "Next, all the students will write an [-]-character story on the spot based on the first four jingles!"
"After class, hand it over to your homeroom teacher. Whoever writes well will be the outstanding student of the second term!"
Everyone nodded and shouted, "Yes!"
Li Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.
I found a stool and sat down, thinking that I had finally fooled it.
By the way... where did I lose my teaching plan?
(End of this chapter)
That night.
I don't know which fan in the group, and directly sent the screenshot of the group chat of the Small Knife Club to the sky forum.
[Lin Bei: Hahahahaha, although being a fan of Sword God is hard work, it is still very happy! 】
[Lin Bei: (picture)]
[Lin Bei: Two-way running between idols and fans!Love it, love it! 】
It didn't take long for this post to be refined and pinned to the top.
After the big guys read it, they became jealous for no reason.
-
【To be honest, I'm sore...】
-
【Depend on!Why!I have been reading for more than ten years, why haven't I encountered this situation? 】
-
[I almost killed my author, but he just refused to say that he prepared a surprise for us! 】
-
[Destroy it, clean it! 】
……
a time.
Numerous comments from readers appeared in the book review area of many authors——
[They are all web writers, look at the sword god and then look at you!Explosions are even more unacceptable, and flower work is even more unacceptable!Are you embarrassed to talk about explosive changes every day?Are you embarrassed to ask for a monthly pass? 】
【Surprise!Author, tell me, what the hell is a surprise! 】
[You have to stand up, I don't ask you to do these tricks, at least you have to increase the number of updates, let me tell you the number, three changes a day, one update [-]! 】
……
The authors couldn't laugh or cry when they saw these messages.
Good guy!
Is the involution in the Internet circle so serious now?
Explosive updates can't satisfy you, now you want to start doing tricks?
The point is... We don't know how to do these fancy things!
Facing this scene, many authors couldn't laugh or cry, and felt that their hair was falling out faster.
several days in a row.
Li Xiang basically spent the rest of his time rehearsing with a group of folk music masters at the Folk Music Academy except for classes.
On the evening of the 29nd.
Everyone in the rehearsal hall has just finished rehearsal and is eating.
Li Xiang also randomly found a corner and sat on the floor, eating with a boxed lunch.
Hua Yinglong walked over with his mobile phone in hand, and said to Li Xiang, "Li Xiang, He Jianguo's call. I'm looking for you."
"Oh!" Li Xiang hurriedly put down the lunch box, wiped his hands, answered the phone and said, "Hi, I'm Li Xiang."
A slightly hoarse voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Li Xiang, I'm He Jianguo, I heard that you are now the conductor of the band?"
Li Xiang sighed, and said helplessly: "Yes, no one will stand up to me!"
He Jianguo: "Thank you for your hard work, my body has dragged everyone down!"
Li Xiang: "Where is it, you will be offended if you say that!"
He Jianguo: "I asked President Hua to help record your rehearsal video today, and found that your commanding level is very high. Are you interested in developing in the direction of an orchestra conductor?"
"Eh..." Li Xiang smiled wryly: "Commander He, I can at most help put out the fire this time. I really haven't thought about it as a band conductor."
After listening to Li Xiang's answer, He Jianguo realized that this kid's ambition was not here, so he didn't say anything.
He sat up and said with a smile: "It's a pity, it's a pity that you are a good seed, I may not be able to come to the performance the day after tomorrow, you work hard, don't be nervous!"
"Don't worry!" Li Xiang replied: "I was born with a big heart, this scene is nothing to me!"
"Okay, then I can rest assured!" He Jianguo nodded: "Go ahead, I won't bother you!"
"Eh!"
Return the phone to Hua Yinglong.
Hua Yinglong sat down next to Li Xiang, turned his head and asked, "How do you feel these days?"
"It's okay, except for being a little tired, there is nothing else." Li Xiang replied.
"Time is too tight, and you will definitely be tired if you are tired." Hua Yinglong pointed out: "Li Xiang, you are a good seedling who learns folk music, our generation is old, and the successor is too young to take over... Folk music is difficult. !"
Li Xiang replied: "President, if you have something to say, don't go around the corner!"
Hua Yinglong smiled, and continued: "I have discussed this matter with Mr. Gao, we want you to be the secretary-general of the Folk Music Association."
"Don't rush to refuse." Hua Yinglong did not wait for Li Xiang to answer, and explained: "Although you are young, your ability to conduct and command is obvious to all!"
"Plus, you're a quick-witted kid. It's thanks to you that folk music can be so noisy during this period. The secretary-general is a vain job. Except for the annual meeting, there is usually nothing that needs to bother you!"
"I made this suggestion mainly because I want to give you this position. Whenever you have a chance to cheer people up in the future, don't forget!"
Li Xiang pondered for a moment, then smiled freely, he did not reject Hua Yinglong's kindness, but nodded and said: "Okay, I promise you, you put your heart in your heart, I will never forget to cheer people up! "
"Hey!" Hua Yinglong laughed heartily, the creases on his face showed the wind and frost, Li Xiang accepted his kindness, as if he had unloaded the burden on him.
He stood up, patted his butt, and yelled at everyone: "Today's rehearsal is over here. Tomorrow is a day off. Everyone, take a good rest. Let's go straight to the theater the day after tomorrow!"
This string cannot be stretched all the time, or it will break!
Relax when you should relax, similar to what the teacher kept saying in the student days-the big exams are big, and the small exams are small.
Take a good rest for a day, keep fit, and prepare for the performance the day after tomorrow.
To be honest these few days, Li Xiang was exhausted. When he saw the rehearsal was over and looked at the time, he got up and said to Hua Yinglong: "President, I'll go back first, and the Academy of Chinese Literature will look for me." There is something else to do!"
"Hey!" Hua Yinglong nodded again and again: "Go and do your work."
Looking at his back, Hua Yinglong shook his head: "Hey, it's hard for him to run at both ends..."
The one-month study of the second phase of the School of Internet Literature is coming to an end.
In addition to Dai Xuewen being accepted as an apprentice by the sword god, and eating enough for the whole family alone, he plans to rent a house near the school and study with him.
The rest of the students will basically go back to their respective homes in a few days and find their own mothers.
The key point is that Li Xiang is quite busy this month. Not only did he not attend the freshman meeting, but the frequency of classes has also been reduced from three to four sessions a week to one session a week.
Of course, the authors who were finally selected to participate in the Academy of Internet Literature were not reconciled.
Therefore, upon seeing this, Fengshen specially held the last big class in the lecture hall.
All the students of the second period participated.
Li wanted to be busy with the rehearsal, and had to rush to the School of Internet Literature to teach them another class.
In the lecture hall.
Everyone is full of expectations.
Seeing that the time is coming.
Li Xiang hurried to the lecture hall at the moment when the class bell rang.
He didn't even bother to drink water, and walked straight onto the stage.
Everyone looked at Li Xiang with empty hands and was puzzled...
"Sword God is too busy, did you forget to bring the textbook?"
"No way?"
"How do you go to class without textbooks? Unscripted?"
offstage.
There was a lot of discussion.
On the stage.
Calm down.
Li Xiang picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "I saw many students commenting that I went on stage empty-handed, am I unprepared?"
"Instead, I would like to say—isn't that the case with online writing?"
"Many novices struggle with whether to write an outline, whether to set up a person, whether to scan the rankings and pick up the outline, entangled and entangled, but in the end they still haven't taken that step!"
"Either you just blindly save the manuscript, and you end up saving more than a dozen or 20 words, and then publish it on the website, and you can't even sign a contract!"
"Actually, if you really want to write a novel, then the first step you should do is to turn on the computer, the second step to type! The third step is to publish the book!"
"In life, there's no rehearsal, only live telecast!"
Dai Xuewen looked at Li Xiang with bright eyes, full of admiration!
Li Xiang went on to say: "Today is the last class I give to you, I will talk about some dry things I have summarized, and you can record it with your mobile phone!"
After Li Xiang finished speaking, everyone in the audience took out their mobile phones and prepared to record.
It's worth it!
The previous few lectures have benefited a lot!
Isn't that considered dry goods?
What is the real dry thing in the mouth of the sword god?
Seeing that everyone was getting ready, Li Xiang went on to say: "It is said that there are routines in online articles, but what are the routines?"
"I'll use Xiaobaiwen as an example today!"
"I made up a jingle for these routines, listen up!"
【Network Collection】
[Upgrade, fight monsters and pick up treasures, Cave Academy Auction]
[Download the dungeon after completing the task, and change the map in the fairy world and the god world]
[Great talent, good roots, one year of practice is worth ten years]
[Alchemy, equipment and formation, I am a multi-faceted little expert]
[There is an old man in the ring, a pet is a beast]
【Bai Fumei is in love with me, even if the protagonist is very funny】
【Occasionally visit roadside stalls and buy bricks on a whim】
[After going home and wiping it, I found that the ancient artifact is a broken version]
[The beauty is hungry in the mountains, a roast chicken Xu Fangxin]
[The roast chicken technique is very delicate, specially designed for picking up girls]
[A love triangle with a male lead and a female lead, and the male lead has a lot of beauties]
[The tiger's body is shocked and domineering, I will accept all the beauties of the younger brother]
[The villain's brain damage has no limit, and he specially sends his subordinates to give experience]
[Partners are all the five scumbags of the war, and the fight is on the sidelines, showing surprise]
[A lot of ideas are good luck, trash skills become treasures]
[Sweeping within the same level, leapfrog battles are not difficult]
【Even if you are a waste material now, you will become a genius in the future】
[Feng Shui turns for 30 years, don't expect my youth to be poor]
[A continent is really big, and it can accommodate a population of [-] trillion]
[The distance between the two ends is several light years, and I will be able to cross in March]
[Although there are many countries, the customs and culture are the same]
[Currency grade weights and measures, Mandarin Chinese commonly used in mainland China]
[A master is very powerful, and can destroy the world with one move]
[However, after fighting for tens of thousands of years, the mountains and seas still look the same]
[The protagonist is always healed when injured, and will never become disabled]
[Never go to school, it doesn't matter, reading and writing are natural]
[Open your mouth and shut your mouth to defy the sky, what does God owe you?]
[Halo magical skills open plug-in, immortals, Buddhas and monsters can be killed casually]
【Kill casually! 】
The audience was silent.
Everyone is stupid!
These routines are too familiar... nonsense, can you not be familiar with it?
These routines are often used by them, but many people know it but don't know why, and they suddenly realized it when they heard this jingle!
"My pussy!"
"That's a good summary!"
"So true! That's what I wrote!"
"The Supreme Treasure, this is the Supreme Treasure! With him, book friends no longer have to worry about my update!"
"Good guy, a work of 400 million words is actually summed up by the knife god in a jingle?"
Looking at the restless students in the audience, Li Xiang pressed his hands and signaled: "Next, all the students will write an [-]-character story on the spot based on the first four jingles!"
"After class, hand it over to your homeroom teacher. Whoever writes well will be the outstanding student of the second term!"
Everyone nodded and shouted, "Yes!"
Li Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.
I found a stool and sat down, thinking that I had finally fooled it.
By the way... where did I lose my teaching plan?
(End of this chapter)
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