Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 103 Changing clothes and treasures
He didn't sleep well all night, not only Qiao'er wet the bed, Li Qinzai was still thinking about Li Zhi in the north wing.

I couldn't help worrying about it, wondering if Li Zhi had enough guards, if there were guard posts on the roof, how many guard posts should be prepared, right?

Will there be assassins in the backcountry?Did Li Zhi offend many enemies?Although Li Zhi is a good emperor, there should be quite a few people in the world who cursed him to go to bliss earlier, right?
Even if there is no assassin, with Li Zhi's physical condition, what if he died suddenly in another hospital?Even if the emperor touches porcelain to death, the court can't judge...

He shouldn't have worried about it, but who made Li Zhi sleep in the other courtyard of the Li family.

Since he was sleeping in his own home, if something happened to Li Zhi, the whole British family would not be able to escape. Li Qinzai would be the first to bear the brunt, and he might be chopped into more than 3000 yuan for his crime.

Worrying for no reason, Li Qinzai was in a daze until dawn.

After waking up with sleepy eyes, Li Qinzai's first thought after regaining his sanity was to send Li Zhi away early today by blowing the suona.

It is really tormenting for the emperor to stay in his own home. If he stays thick-skinned for a few more days, Li Qinzai will suffer from autonomic disorder, cardiac arrhythmia, intermittent schizophrenia and persecution paranoia...

After getting dressed, Li Qinzai walked out of the bedroom. There were many people in the front yard. The stewards and servants of Li's other courtyard stood under the pillars and watched curiously. The courtyard was full of busy palace people.

If there were no accidents in this other courtyard, it should have been taken over by the palace people, and the stewards and servants of the Li family courtyard were temporarily suspended and laid off.

Some were holding copper basins, some were holding robes, and some were walking towards Li Zhi's room holding a round thing like the Gong bucket from the previous life...

Um?It seems that something strange has been mixed in...

Christine Barrel?

Papa in my sleeping bedroom?Aren't you being too fussy about being a dignified son of heaven?How will my family sleep after you finish eating?
Li Qinzai quickly grabbed a passing palace man, pointed to the west of the backyard, and said, "Please inform Your Majesty, the servant, that there is a place to change clothes and go to the toilet over there. It is clean, hygienic and odorless. You can recall the sweetness of half your life when you squat down... "

After speaking, Li Qinzai couldn't help but secretly nodded his praise for his copywriting, which was witty and talented.

The palace servants were dazed for a long while, considering that the young man was the owner of the other courtyard, and the emperor seemed to value him a lot, so he honestly went into the house to report.

Not long after, Li Zhi, who was only wearing a white undershirt, came out of the house and hurried to the hut on the west side of the backyard.

Li Qinzai let out a breath.

Well, the emperor is also a mortal, and he has to eat, drink, and scatter. The scene of rushing to the latrine with his pants in the early morning is very down-to-earth, like going to the Ganye Temple when he was young and rushing to a love without thinking about himself.

Li Qinzai turned around and was about to go to the kitchen to arrange breakfast when he suddenly remembered something and rushed to the hut in a hurry.

Wang Changfu was guarding outside the hut, when he saw Li Qinzai coming in a hurry, he opened his mouth to stop him, but Li Qinzai bypassed him and went straight to the closed door of the hut.

Li Zhi who was inside heard the footsteps, and said in a deep voice: "...someone!"

"Hey, I know someone, Your Majesty, I'm here to offer you a rare treasure, please accept it with a smile."

Li Zhi inside was silent for a long time, and then sighed quietly: "Does Jingchu have to offer the strange treasure at this moment?"

"What's wrong? At this moment, it's the right time."

"I want to talk about the strange treasures after I finish changing my clothes quietly, is that okay?"

Li Qinzai resolutely refused: "Your Majesty, this rare treasure should be presented at this time, so that we can see the loyalty of the minister."

Li Zhi was silent again, he didn't know what kind of expression he had inside, he probably wouldn't be too happy.

After a long time, Li Zhi sighed: "The rules of your Li family are too weird. You have to eat at a big round table, everyone stretches out their chopsticks to hold the same dish, and even the door to the toilet is blocked. What kind of treasure do you choose at this time... ..."

"Jingchu, this is the first time I've come to your house as a guest, and I'm really not used to the customs of your house..."

Li Qinzai smiled dryly: "Your Majesty, do as the Romans do, it's difficult."

Li Zhi had no choice but to compromise.

There is no way, anyone who is firmly blocked at the door of the toilet will choose to compromise.

"Okay, you have to offer a rare treasure, take it out, and give it to Wang Changfu."

Li Qinzai took out half a roll of toilet paper from his arms, handed it to Wang Changfu, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, use this to wipe something, it is very comfortable, soft and white, without any trace after wiping, just like the hand of first love..."

"Okay, I understand, you go back, go back!"

Li Qinzai was relieved when he saw Wang Changfu pass the toilet paper in through the crack of the door.

This is all my loyalty to the king!

After taking two steps, Li Qinzai turned around abruptly and said loudly, "Your Majesty!"

"What do you want to do again!?"

"Your Majesty, fold it and use it. Wipe it once and fold it once. After three or four times, it's almost clean..."

"Get lost!" The good-tempered Li Zhi finally couldn't help but exploded.

"Good!"

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In the front hall of the other courtyard, Li Zhi sat at the head, looking at Li Qinzai with a troubled expression.

Li Qinzai looked at his expression cautiously, feeling uneasy in his heart.

It is said that God's will is unpredictable, and it is true.At least Li Qinzai couldn't tell whether the expression on Li Zhi's face was joy or anger.

There is a bit of resentment in the joy, and a bit of comfort in the shame. It is very complicated and unpredictable.

After a while, Li Zhi said quietly, "Jing Chu..."

"The minister is here."

"That thing you made..."

Li Qinzai hurriedly said, "Toilet paper, that thing is called toilet paper."

"Yeah, toilet paper, it's made for... um, what?"

Li Qinzai understood, and said, "Yes, it's specially used for that. What do you think, Your Majesty?"

"It's a good thing. It's soft without losing its toughness. It's more comfortable than the silk I use."

Li Qinzai grinned, tsk, the emperor is the emperor, and he uses silk to wipe his buttocks, which is really a disaster.

Li Zhi pondered for a while, and then slowly said: "This thing, um, toilet paper, will be sent to the palace as a tribute, and officials from the Ministry of Internal Affairs will come to you tomorrow."

"I am extremely honored, thank you for your grace."

Calculating the time, within a few months, two things invented by Li Qinzai have become tributes to the palace. One is the face cream, and the other is toilet paper. The butts of concubines...

The tribute supplier is also a kind of identity protection for Li Qinzai. As long as he does not die in his lifetime, he should not die.

Li Zhi sighed, and said: "I won't ask how this thing was made, anyway, there are too many novelties made by you, and I'm almost numb. It's a good thing..."

Li Zhi paused for a moment, then changed his style of painting, and said quietly: "But Jingchu, in the future, when you donate treasures or something, try to choose a good time, otherwise I will be very embarrassed."

Li Qinzai looked at him innocently: "Your Majesty, I specially chose the time when His Majesty was changing clothes to offer toilet paper, and it was just the right time, otherwise? Would it be impolite to offer it while His Majesty was eating?"

Li Zhi was so choked that he hesitated to speak, his chest was tight, and his high blood pressure was about to move...

Li Qinzai didn't realize it, what he cared about was when Li Zhi would move away.

Others say that it is extremely honorable for the emperor to come to the courtier's house as a guest, and it is enough to be recorded in the genealogy and passed down for thousands of years.

But Li Qinzai felt that entertaining the emperor in his family was really troublesome. It could be seen that Li Zhi had minimized the ostentation, but it was still very complicated. After streamlining the entourage, there were still hundreds of palace people and guards in the other courtyard.

These have seriously disturbed Li Qinzai's life, especially Li Zhi is still a very dangerous hypertensive patient who may fall ill at any time.

Speaking of high blood pressure...

Li Qinzai suddenly remembered something, so he pleaded guilty, turned and went back to the wing room, and took a box into the hall after a while.

Li Zhi looked at the box curiously. Li Qinzai opened the box, and Li Zhi found a box full of golden ginkgo leaves inside. Judging from the golden color of the leaves, they should have been picked in late autumn not long ago.

"This is..." Li Zhi asked in confusion.

"Your Majesty's wind disease is actually caused by high blood pressure in the body. Ginkgo biloba has the effect of lowering blood pressure. It can be regarded as a folk remedy. If Your Majesty insists on taking it, it should be able to relieve blood pressure and cardiovascular..."

Li Zhi seemed to understand and nodded, then asked: "How to take it?"

"Cut it into shreds and soak it in water, and drink it every day, or mix it raw with some condiments, like wild vegetables. In short, you should take it regularly without interruption. Your Majesty's condition will definitely be relieved a lot."

It is true that Ginkgo biloba can lower blood pressure, because Ginkgo biloba contains an element that plays a key role in lowering blood pressure, called "flavonoids".

Although the flavonoid content in ginkgo leaves is not high, and it can't cure the root cause, if it is taken regularly, Li Zhi's high blood pressure should be relieved a lot, at least...he won't die too early.

As for Empress Wu, um, I'm really sorry, even if Li Zhi's lifespan is only ten years or less, the trajectory of some things will change a lot, and what should be done may not necessarily be done.

(End of this chapter)