Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 1150
From the day he met Wu Minzhi, Li Qinzai has been uncertain about his pulse.

Wu Minzhi's words and deeds are very strange. I don't know whether he is really crazy or is causing trouble in the cloak of crazy criticism. Li Qinzai knows that the environment he lives in is a bit chaotic. The relationship really cast a big shadow on him.

To be honest, if Li Qinzai was in Wu Minzhi's environment, he would probably be crazy too.

Who the hell can stand this.

In contrast, father Li Siwen only married one concubine, so he can be said to be pure-hearted and ascetic as he is.

The behavior of crazy criticism is understandable, but it is incomprehensible for you to move into my new house without saying hello.

I gave the bride price and I went to the hall, and you frankly arranged for the most exciting part of entering the bridal chamber, can this be tolerated?

"Brother Minzhi..." Li Qinzai said with a fake smile.

Wu Minzhi hurriedly said: "Sir, you are too serious, you can't be called a good brother, I am your disciple, I should be called a junior."

Only then did Li Qinzai suddenly remember that this villain really seemed to be his disciple, who had spent a period of time in Ganjingzhuang, and after the Li Yifu case, Wu Minzhi left Ganjingzhuang and continued to dawdle in Chang'an City.

Li Qinzai never regarded him as a disciple, and he didn't care about his departure. If he really wanted to take him as a disciple, with Wu Minzhi's virtue, he would have to go to his grave now to remember his voice and smile.

"Brother Minzhi, do you know that this is my residence?" Li Qinzai didn't bother to correct the address, he was not worthy to be his disciple.

Wu Minzhi grinned: "Of course I know, I heard from the officials of the Ministry of Household Affairs the day before yesterday that the emperor gave Mr. an official residence, and I finally found out the location of the official residence, and moved in yesterday."

Li Qinzai's eyes narrowed: "I didn't even live in, so you're welcome. Brother Minzhi, don't you think it's rude?"

Wu Minzhi said seriously: "Master and apprentice are father and son, father's house, son's house, what's wrong with disciple moving in early?"

Li Qinzai was speechless, as if... it really makes sense!

Wu Minzhi said again: "Besides, the disciple moved in only temporarily to live in the concierge, and he didn't even dare to set foot in the yard..."

Speaking of which, Wu Minzhi came up, and said wretchedly with a smile: "Mister's house is still the original one, waiting for Mr. to break the melon, the disciple is just rubbing outside..."

Li Qinzai laughed back in anger. After laughing a few times, he suddenly shouted, "Feng Su!"

Feng Su rushed over: "Here!"

Li Qinzai pointed at Wu Minzhi, and said: "Eunuch this evil person, and send him to the Taiji Palace. He said that the minister suddenly became a noble, and he has no way to repay God's kindness. Send the emperor a personal servant to express his affection."

Feng Su said yes loudly.

Wu Minzhi's expression finally changed: "Sir, there's no need to play so big, right?"

Feng Su smiled sinisterly at Wu Minzhi: "Young Master Wu, be obedient, spread your legs..."

Wu Minzhi was shocked: "Sir, I know I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Li Qinzai looked at him coldly: "Don't you like to go crazy? I'll give you an exciting game. Feng Su, ask someone to come in and hold his leg."

"Sir, please listen to my disciple's sophistry!" Wu Minzhi was about to cry.

He is indeed a bit crazy, but the dignity of a man can't be joked, and he can't take it back after playing.

"Sir, there is a reason for this disciple to enter Mr.'s mansion without warning, Mr. Let disciple explain!" Wu Minzhi was so anxious that his face turned pale.

Sitting in the wheelchair, Li Qinzai said leisurely: "No matter what the reason is, I'm very angry with your behavior, and I don't want to hear an explanation. Let's eunuch first."

"Sir, sir! This disciple is desperate!" Wu Minzhi was anxious.

Li Qinzai raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Tell me and make me happy."

Feng Su next to him smiled and pushed away two steps.

Wu Minzhi wiped the sweat from his forehead, smiled wryly and said, "I made a small mistake a few days ago..."

"The little mistake you said must be quite big, right? What did you do?"

Wu Minzhi sighed: "The day before yesterday the empress called the disciple into the palace to express family affection. When the disciple came to the Taiji Hall, he was suddenly anxious, so he decisively sprinkled a bubble under the pillars of the Taiji Hall..."

Wu Minzhi said cautiously: "It's just like the foam that the two young masters made just now. It's hearty and hearty. It's a little bit coquettish, but it's innocent and cute..."

Li Qinzai's cheeks twitched a few times.

"If you have something to say, don't involve my son. My son is not as rebellious as you, and dares to pee outside the Tai Chi Hall." Li Qinzai said with a straight face.

Wu Minzhi said bitterly: "People have internal urgency and can't control it, and this disciple couldn't help it..."

This bit of culture is used in idioms.

"After the queen heard about it, Feng Yan was furious, she reprimanded me severely, and made me shut up and reflect on myself. It was just a trivial matter, self-examination or something, anyway, I came out after a few days of confinement at home."

"What's terrible is that, for some reason, this matter was known by the censors. That man named Liu Rengui, who took some wrong medicine for three days in a row, insisted that His Majesty send me into exile in Qiannan, just to scare the dandies in Beijing. The imitation of children..."

Li Qinzai said pertinently: "Liu Rengui is really not a good guy... Mmmm, you are nothing!"

"Although I have a lot of grievances and grievances with the empress, they are still relatives. The empress is quite protective of me, and the emperor is also partial to me. After all, my mother and him, ah bah!"

After Wu Minzhi poohed angrily, he continued: "Liu Rengui's impeachment memorial was sent back, and the emperor explained to the outside world that I have a strange temperament, I have always had brain diseases, and I have occasional acts of dementia, which should be forgiven. The emperor has the world in mind. Inclusive of everything, can't it contain a piss?"

Li Qinzai's cheeks twitched again, what the hell...

"Is this the exact words of the emperor?"

"The above is the original words. It seems to be my understanding to take a pee. Is that what it means?"

Li Qinzai sighed: "And then?"

"Then Liu Rengui said that if you are sick, you should see a doctor, and the medicine can't be stopped. So I was unlucky. The queen sent an imperial doctor to come to my house every day to check my pulse and prescribe prescriptions. It really made me sick. ..."

Wu Minzhi showed resentment when he said that, he clenched his fists and said angrily: "Liu Rengui is an old man, and he won't let me go for such a shitty thing. If I catch the opportunity, I will burn his mansion down!"

Li Qinzai nodded in approval, and he agreed to burn Liu Rengui's mansion, provided he didn't let himself do it.

"You've been talking about taking a pee for a long time, but you still haven't explained why you secretly lived in my house..." Li Qinzai glanced at the ginkgo tree in the middle of the yard, showing suspicion: "Is it possible that Zhuzi is also in my yard?" Have you peed?"

Wu Minzhi hurriedly said: "How dare the disciple do something disrespectful in Mr.'s house, I swear to the heavens, I will never say anything."

"Because I have an imperial doctor who diagnoses my pulse and prescribes prescriptions every day at home, I can't stand it, and I dare not flee Chang'an in fear of crime, so I have to live in the posthouse. The day before yesterday, I heard that Mr. Xi returned to Beijing, and the emperor gave him an official residence. My disciple heart Longing for it, and remembering that I am not an outsider with my husband, my disciple will not be alien to my husband..."

"What the hell..." Li Qinzai was angry and helpless, pointing at him: "Get out of here, immediately!"

Wu Minzhi, however, was like meat on a hob, ignoring the face of his relatives, and suddenly hugged Li Qinzai's thigh: "Sir, let this disciple hide in your residence for a while!"

"It's not just about peeing. Chang'an is not peaceful recently. As a foreign relative, my disciple's identity is really sensitive. It's better to avoid the world and seek safety."

(End of this chapter)