Chapter 145
Lu Xun said: "Brothers are here to survive the calamity, and when we meet each other, we will smile and wipe away our grievances."

Lu Xun said, Huh?This sentence is really what I said.

Now that the catastrophe has passed, but in this class, it is impossible for brothers to become brothers, and grievances and enmities will not be wiped out so easily.

In front of Li Qinzai, no matter the prince or the dandy of the duke and duke's family, whenever they study, their attitude must be as humble as the dust.

The majesty of the teacher should be as hard and steady as the young man in the morning no matter when and where.

Li Qinzai's lesson today is two-digit division.

When Li Qinzai listed the formulas, the dandies sighed even more, looking hopeless.

For this group of guys with questionable IQs, being able to recite nine or nine songs and solve double-digit multiplications, they already feel that their IQs are against the sky, and they can look down on the world.

Unexpectedly, in Li Qinzai's eyes, they were actually brain-dead.

After finally learning the multiplication of two-digit numbers, they were complacent that they had touched the ceiling of mathematics. Mr. Li was about to teach them Gephysics, and the principle of making fire from ice cubes particularly interested them.

Double digits, multiplication, how complicated vertical cross calculations, all of them have been learned, is there any more difficult knowledge in the world than it?
Li Qinzai told them with a contemptuous sneer that this was just the foundation of the foundation.If learning is like building a house, you are still at the stage of digging a hole with your life, and the foundation has not been dug out.

"Division is the opposite of multiplication. For example, two times four equals eight, so how much is eight divided by four?" Li Qinzai asked earnestly with a smile on his face.

"It's equal to four!" Shangguan Kun'er, the youngest, said without thinking.

Li Qinzai glanced at him with a smile, not angry, not angry, this is his son's brother-in-law, theoretically the future family.

"The answer is wrong. As for why it is wrong, I don't want to talk about it. Kun'er, go back and let your parents hurry up and practice the trumpet." Li Qinzai smiled.

Looking around the crowd majestically, Li Qinzai said solemnly: "Who else knows the correct answer?"

Qi Bizhen said loudly: "It's equal to zero!"

Li Qinzai was startled: "Come on, tell me, how did you come up with this answer?"

Qibizhen Dala said: "'eliminate' means to kill. If eight people kill four people, of course they will be completely killed, and there will be no one left."

Li Qinzai was stunned for a while and didn't make a sound.

This brain circuit... I have to say admiration.

"What about dividing eight by eight?" Li Qinzai asked unwillingly.

Qi Bizhen scratched her head: "It's a bit of a struggle, maybe there will be one left in the end?"

Li Qinzai was shocked, this kind of thinking actually led him to the correct answer...

The students who have the courage to answer the questions are worthy of praise. Although the answers are still open to discussion, the spirit is still very commendable.

Li Qinzai blurted out his praise: "Good boy, get out and run laps, five laps around Zhuangzi."

Qi Bizhen said bluntly: "Okay, running circles is easy, much easier than learning knowledge, sir, take care of it."

After speaking, Qi Bizhen rushed out with a whoosh, his back was very cheerful, like a fawn that had eaten a poisonous mushroom and lost its mind.

Li Qinzai suddenly felt a little regretful, he should have scolded him just now and punished him for running laps, otherwise, with his cheerful appearance, he probably thought that running laps was rewarding him, right?
Don't worry, I'll make up for it when I come back from the run.

"You...you should be able to see that running laps is not a reward for him, right?" Li Qinzai looked anxiously at everyone in the classroom.

"I can see." Everyone nodded in unison, very well-behaved.

Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief, and almost deducted another ten points from the collective IQ of this group of dudes.

"Eight divided by four, who knows the correct answer?"

Li Sujie stood up and said tentatively, "Sir, it should be equal to two... right?"

Li Qinzai was very comforted, and Li Sujie, the IQ ceiling of this class, relied on him to raise the average IQ of the whole class.

"The division of single digits is very simple. You can memorize Jiujiuge. If you reverse the answer of Jiujiuge, divide the product by any factor, and the answer must be another factor..."

Li Sujie hesitated and said: "Mr., what is a 'product number' and what is a 'factor'? I don't understand, please enlighten me."

Li Qinzai had no choice but to patiently explain the product and factor.

After one class, Li Qinzai was so tired that his back was sweating.

Teaching this group of guys whose basic knowledge is about zero is not ordinary, and it takes five days in the sun to make up for it.

Thinking of teaching them from the basics of Jiujiu Ge to high school physics and even chemistry, Li Qinzai suddenly felt that life was meaningless.

Use ice cubes to make fire and set the classroom on fire. Hurry up, I'm tired...

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In the middle of winter, sporadic snow falls from the sky.

The farmers in Zhuangzi have been going out more frequently recently, and each household took their family and their mouths to the county seat in a bullock cart, and when they came back, they happily bought all kinds of goods.

There are coarse cloths and dirty wine, and those who are a little richer in the family go to the Taoist temple to offer incense, enduring the distress and giving out a few pennies to do meritorious deeds.

Naturally, money cannot be given in vain, so I knelt down in front of Laojun's statue and made a lot of wishes.From getting rich overnight to being immortal.Anyway, Laojun has to do things for me after receiving the money, otherwise it is a scam.

After making a wish, they left happily, as if they had reached a bilateral agreement of win-win cooperation with Laojun, and given a few pennies, Grandpa Laojun accepted all their wishes.

That is to say, bullying Laojun seems to be unable to open his mouth, unable to bargain, let alone beat them.

Looking at the village households whose joyous atmosphere was getting stronger and stronger, Li Qinzai suddenly realized that it seemed that the Chinese New Year was coming.

Since the autumn harvest, I have stayed in Ganjingzhuang for several months without knowing it.

Li Qinzai had gradually gotten used to living in Ganjingzhuang. He even had an illusion that he belonged to this Zhuangzi, and should be here from birth to death.

The British government in Chang'an City is too big.

It's snowing today, the snow is not heavy, and the sky and the earth are covered with a thin layer.

Li Qinzai walked on the muddy and soft snow, carrying fishing rods, picks, buckets and other tools in his hands.

It is actually easy to catch fish in winter, but Li Qinzai has always been worried about the failure of fishing by the river last time.

He always felt that it was not his poor technique, but the problem with the tools.

This time, the tools are much more complete, from hooks to fishing lines, and baits, all of which are high-end products. I specially ordered Particle to buy them from the fishing tackle shop in Chang'an City, and spent a lot of money.

At this time, Cui Jie should be called over, let her squat beside her honestly, and witness with her own eyes how superb the fishing skills of the fifth young man of the Li family are.

The riverside is as quiet as ever, in the howling cold wind, snowflakes are falling, the world is vast, and the world is independent.

Walking to the Wei River, Li Qinzai suddenly found a person standing by the river.

She was wearing an ill-fitting coir raincoat, her small body was covered by the wide coir raincoat, and she was wearing a bamboo hat on her head. She was standing on the bank of the frozen river, staring at the river in a daze.

Beside her was an exquisite snack box, which was covered with a thick layer of mattress, with only a layer of varnish exposed on the outside.

Li Qinzai approached curiously and found that she was Cui Jie.

Hearing the footsteps behind her, Cui Jie turned around, and the moment she turned her head, her dazed expression instantly turned into joy.

"Are you here?" Cui Jie smiled slightly.

Li Qinzai pointed to the sky, then pointed to the snow on the shore, and said in surprise, "Snow standing here blowing wind, are you crazy?"

(End of this chapter)

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