Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 798 Gravity
The ichthyosaur danced all night, until both of them were so tired that they fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Jin Xiang endured the discomfort in his body and gritted his teeth to get out of bed. Seeing that Li Qinzai was still soundly asleep, Jin Xiang didn't dare to wake him up. He gave him a blank look.

Even though she had been stripped of her title of county lord, Prince Teng's mansion did not treat her as a white body. When Jin Xiang married into Li's family, Prince Teng also gave her a lot of dowry and many servant girls.

Under the service of the maid, after Jin Xiang washed up, he went to another room in the backyard to visit Cui Jie.

The rules of the rich family are strict, and they used to be girlfriends who talked about everything, but after marrying into the family, they must respect the old woman, otherwise the family will be in chaos sooner or later.

Jin Xiang is a smart woman, she knows very well what Li Qinzai cares about, she has long been secretly vigilant, not to play tricks where Li Qinzai cares about.

Once the fight for favor in the back house starts, it means that both sides will lose.

It was around noon when Li Qinzai woke up.

As if he had known his routine for a long time, Li Qinzai had just finished washing when many people came from the other courtyard.

So Li Qinzai brought the shy and timid Jin Xiang to the front yard to meet the students.

The students laughed and came forward to salute, calling them "Second Teacher Niang". Jin Xiang was too ashamed, but he still complied calmly and dignifiedly.

"Qiao'er pays respects to Erniang." Qiao'er stood up from the crowd and saluted politely.

Naturally, Jin Xiang knew Qiao'er, she lived in Ganjingzhuang for a while, and got along with Qiao'er quite happily.

Jin Xiang smiled and said to Qiao'er: "I haven't seen you for a long time, Qiao'er seems to have grown taller again."

Qiao'er blinked: "The last time Qiao'er called you Erniang, you were still angry and said there was no such thing, but you are not angry today?"

Jin Xiang was ashamed, rolled his eyes at him and said: "You are just like your father, the more you learn, the worse you get!"

Li Qinzai said with a smile: "It's okay, a man won't suffer if he is bad, but he will be bullied if he is too honest."

As he spoke, he glanced at all the disciples, and the smile on Li Qinzai's face was kind and warm.

"This year's scientific examination, I am the one who sets the questions for the subject of mathematics. I dare to ask, who is sure to be able to pass high school?"

One sentence instantly destroyed the harmonious and happy atmosphere. The smiles of all the disciples froze on their faces. Some looked up at the sky, some looked down at the ground, and some kept blinking. They were probably thinking about some excuses like their house was on fire and trying to escape.

The only voice said loudly: "Sir, I want to try it."

Everyone followed the prestige, and it was no surprise that the person who spoke was Princess Xuancheng.

Even Li Qinzai was not surprised. Among all the students in the school, Princess Xuancheng was the only top student. Her comprehension and grades were even much better than that of Qiao'er, who was taught by herself.

Li Qinzai nodded with a smile, then looked at the rest of the disciples, shook his head and sighed: "Look at others, then at yourself, you are the worst class of students I have ever taught, bar none."

"I wanted to teach you to swim in the ocean of knowledge, but in the end, not only did you not even know how to dog-plan, but you drowned a lot of them alive. Only Xuancheng became a white streak in the waves..."

The more he talked, the more energetic he became. I don't know why, but every time he faced this group of bastards, Li Qinzai said insulting words one after another, and the inspiration couldn't stop.

The little bastards were turned green by Li Qinzai's counting, and Jin Xiang next to him couldn't stand it any longer, so he gently tugged at his sleeve, and Li Qinzai finally stopped.

"Tomorrow I will teach you new knowledge, the basics of physics and mechanics," Li Qinzai pondered for a while, and then said, "Have you seen the hydraulic press at the entrance of the village? It was built on the basis of physics knowledge."

"Knowledge is the foundation of changing the world. The advent of any new thing is not accidental, but the inevitable product of knowledge."

"Tomorrow we will learn about physics, starting with gravity..."

Li Sujie asked curiously, "Sir, what is 'universal gravitation'?"

This question seemed to have touched Li Qinzai's heart, so he smiled and said, "If you are sitting under an apple tree..."

Before finishing speaking, Li Xian raised his hand cautiously: "Sir, what is an 'apple'?"

Li Qinzai was taken aback for a moment, then patted his head, almost forgetting that although the apple was brought to the Central Plains by Hu merchants from the Western Regions as early as the Han Dynasty, its name is not apple, but has a very poetic name called "Ringo".

Looking at the students who were eagerly asking for advice, Li Qinzai softened his heart, and explained with a pleasant face: "...your grades are worse than the other, because you are too lenient. An apple is an apple, a kind of fruit. Eating it can make you immortal. Satisfied Yet?"

The eyes of all the students were wide open, and instead of the sluggish state of listening to the class just now, it was obvious that they were full of strong thirst for knowledge about this magical and mysterious fruit.

Li Qinzai continued his lecture: "For example, you are sitting under an apple tree, and the autumn wind blows, and an apple suddenly falls and hits..."

Looking around, he pointed at Qi Bizhen, who is straightforward and suitable for being hit on the head by an apple.

"Well, it happened to hit Qi Bizhen on the head..."

The student next to him laughed gleefully, but Qi Bizhen blushed with anger: "Why hit me?"

As soon as the words fell, Li Qinzai kicked over and said coldly: "Because I arranged it, your facial features are born to look like you deserve to be smashed by an apple. Why don't you accept it?"

It was only then that Qi Bizhen realized that it was not the right time to get mad, and hurriedly smiled and said: "Submit, disciple, disciple should smash it."

"Then, what's the first thing that comes to mind when an ignorant normal person is hit by an apple?" Li Qinzai asked earnestly and kindly.

Qi Bizhen said without hesitation: "Of course I eat it, the master said, eating it can make you immortal."

All the disciples nodded hurriedly, and the gloating just now turned into full of envy for Qi Bizhen.

Li Qinzai looked up to the sky and sighed.

In fact, it should have been numb long ago. This is the daily life of Li Qinzai's teaching. No matter what knowledge is taught to them, the topic can be successfully diverted by them.

The little bastards no longer care about the enlightenment knowledge of physics after the apple hits the head, but are interested in discussing what the fruit that can make people ascend to immortality looks like, what taste does it taste, and whether my parents can take it with them after eating it. Shengxian...

There is such a group of bastard students, it is difficult for a teacher not to work hard, and the blood is at least two taels a day.

Suddenly losing interest in teaching knowledge, Li Qinzai waved his hands in a dispirited way: "Go away."

The little bastards are still full of ideas, and they really want to hear Li Qinzai continue to talk about the fruit that will ascend to immortality.

Li Qinzai was so angry that he raised his foot, and the crowd scattered in fright.

He sighed deeply, lamenting the difficulty of teaching.

After the students had all dispersed, Jin Xiang came up, his eyes turned into crescents with a smile, and he covered his mouth and said, "It turns out that this is how my husband teaches. It's really interesting that you and your disciples are teaching."

Li Qinzai glanced at her: "You find it interesting?"

"Of course it's interesting. Although my husband doesn't have a good word, he is still teaching seriously. Although the disciples are not in good shape, I can see that they respect and respect my husband from the bottom of their hearts. The teacher and student Ruosi, let me see I'm so envious."

(End of this chapter)