Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Most men don't know much about obstetrics. Seeing redness, opening ten fingers, breaking water, etc., sounds like a series of difficult Mathematical Olympiads.

Li Qinzai is no exception.

Although he has lived two lifetimes, he has never been married and had children in his previous life, and he has no idea about the process of giving birth to a woman.

It was a very helpless scene. My own wife was going through a catastrophe of life and death inside, a group of old women and maids were busy in and out, but as a husband and the closest relative, he could only wait in the yard and couldn't help him with anything. .

Feeling nervous and scared, he has no confidence in the level of medical care in this era. Women basically don't ask doctors for childbirth, but rely on one or two stable women to complete the process of giving birth. If there is any problem in any link, it is an accident. A matter of human life.

To put it simply, only those with tough fate can survive, otherwise they will accept their fate.

Because of this, Li Qinzai was afraid.

As the old woman in the delivery room yelled "the water is broken", everyone inside and outside the delivery room seemed to start a machine, and everyone became busy.

The maids hurried in and out with hot water, and the old woman methodically brought clean strips of cloth and scissors into the delivery room. Cui Jie, who was relatively relaxed just now, was already mourning.

Li Qinzai stood in the courtyard in a daze, with sweat dripping down his forehead, his eyes staring blankly at the door curtain of the delivery room, his hands clenched into fists, he didn't know what to do at this moment.

In the delivery room, Cui Jie's cries of pain became louder and louder, and it was obvious that she had begun to attack.

At home, he has been trying his best to play down the so-called concept of "concubine" and "concubine", and he has also severely warned Cui Jie and the servants not to instill any concept of the distinction between concubine and concubine in front of Qiao'er.

Li Qinzai patted his ass: "You're going to be scolded, run!"

Qiao'er nodded in confusion, and then said: "Father, will Auntie give birth to a younger brother or younger sister?"

Li Qinzai laughed, the young man is still too young, if you can control your crotch when you grow up, I will lose.

"Big and small, my wife has given birth to a young man who weighs six catties and eighty-two. He looks very similar to Wu Shaolang. Our family has another baby!" the old woman laughed.

What a silly child, if your facial features become ugly when you grow up, these few years may be the only bright moment in your life. If you want a woman to play with you in the future, you will have to spend money.

Li Qinzai twitched the corner of his mouth: "Is it not born, is it digested in her stomach?"

Holding him with a small hand, Li Qinzai bowed his head dumbly, seeing Qiao'er staring at the delivery room with a face of fear, the father and son had the same expression at the moment, both at the same bewilderment.

Qiao'er disappeared in a flash.

Everyone in the delivery room was still busy, and Li Qinzai paced back and forth in the yard restlessly.

Especially born in such a family, although he is a concubine, but he is also destined to be a proper rich man, and there are a bunch of juniors who are full of food, drink, prostitution and gambling. How can such a family lack women?Can you not engage in a big woman's belly?

Jin Xiang was also waiting nervously outside the delivery room. Seeing Li Qinzai's expression getting more and more anxious, he stepped forward to hold his hand and said, "Husband, don't worry, there is always a process for a woman to give birth."

Li Qinzai smiled in relief.

"Whether it's a younger brother or a younger sister, you have to take on the responsibility of the elder brother. You are the boss in our family. Both younger brothers and sisters need your care and education, understand?"

"Because women have suffered so much in giving birth, we men should treat our mother-in-law better. If it wasn't for my husband, she wouldn't have to go through this hell."

As soon as the words fell, the old woman in the delivery room rushed out and glared.

With Qiao'er's current ability and intelligence, even if he is a concubine, his achievements when he grows up will not be much worse. The Li family's family business is destined to have a share in Qiao'er, maybe he will give himself a surprise.

"He was born without a father and a mother, and he was a monkey... I will tell you his story later." Li Qinzai said absently.

Qiao'er nodded vigorously: "Boy understands, I won't bully him, and I will take him to play, if outsiders dare to bully him, I will greet him with a slingshot..."

Children are too young to see such a scene.

"Thank you Madam, we won't have children in the future, there is no reason to suffer such a crime..." Li Qinzai said guiltily.

After speaking, Li Qinzai sighed, this joke is not funny at all.

"Auntie, I want a younger brother, Mo Sheng was wrong!"

Li Qinzai sighed: "I know that it takes a process, but this process is too long. I can't be like Monkey King. When the stone explodes, he is born with a bang, and he will flip back when he was born..."

Li Qinzai said amusedly, "Do you like younger brother or younger sister?"

"Father, it's so painful for Auntie to have a baby, why do you let her have it?" Qiao'er asked in a trembling voice.

"Congratulations Wu Shaolang, the wife is born!"

When the father and son came to the front yard, Li Qinzai found a stone bench and sat down, saying: "When children and grandchildren reproduce, when women give birth to babies, they all have to go through this, unavoidable thing."

Li Qinzai didn't bother to pay attention to them, and rushed to Cui Jie's bed, seeing that her hair was disheveled, her face was pale, and her temples were soaked with sweat, and she didn't know how much she had suffered, Li Qinzai couldn't help feeling sorry for her, and half-kneeled in front of her Help her straighten her messy hair.

Qiao'er nodded half-understood, thought for a while and said: "If the boy marries a woman in the future, we can prevent her from having a baby..."

The production process is very long, at least in Li Qinzai's view, this process has almost waited for half a lifetime.

Before the old woman had time to stop him, Li Qinzai had already rushed into the delivery room, causing the old women and maidservants in the delivery room to exclaim.

Jin Xiang rolled his eyes at him angrily: "Husband is not serious again!"

Li Qinzai was stunned for a while, then jumped up on the spot, punched the sky with both hands a few times, and shouted at the delivery room: "Damn it! Ma'am, you are a hero! Mother hero!"

Li Qinzai was overjoyed: "Are you safe?"

Seeing Qiao'er's frightened expression, Li Qinzai rubbed his head, took his hand and left the backyard.

"My younger brother can play with me, but my younger sister can't. The girls in the village are very hypocritical. They love to cry and get angry. The children don't like to play with them anymore."

"Why?"

Li Qinzai sighed and rubbed his head.

"Father, will the baby have babies when he grows up? Will it be as painful as auntie?" Qiao'er asked again.

In the middle of the night, when Cui Jie's cry of pain lost her strength and became intermittent, a loud and high-pitched cry of a baby suddenly burst out in the silence, and then the curtain of the delivery room was finally lifted, and an old woman ran out to greet her happily. Li Qinzai Fuli.

"It's unrealistic not to have a baby. You...be more restrained, and don't bring too many daughters-in-law into the family. Dad will be old at that time, and I'm afraid he won't be able to stand the stimulation." Li Qinzai said earnestly.

Li Qinzai held her face in his hands and gave a sharp smack, then urged the old woman, "Go in and take care of your wife... Forget it, I will go in person and tell Butler Song to report to the grandpa and parents in Chang'an City, and give gifts quickly!"

They are all of their own kind, no matter who they are born of, the concubines are not that important.

Li Qinzai sighed and said, "Good boy, you don't have that ability, it's your future wife who suffers."

Qiao'er said without thinking, "I like my brother."

Jin Xiang also hugged his arm happily, and said with a smile: "Both and small are safe, congratulations, husband, our family has added another person, great joy!"

Qiao'er ran out of the archway in the backyard without any hesitation, let go of his voice in a stern dantian, and the immature child's voice echoed in the backyard.

Jin Xiang blinked ignorantly: "Who is Monkey King? Whose child has such abilities?"

"If you want a younger brother, go to the backyard and shout before your aunt is born, and give your aunt a blessing." Li Qinzai urged with a smile.

Cui Jie opened her eyes, showing a weak smile, but stubbornly said: "No, I can still give birth after being a concubine. After a woman gives birth to her first child, it will be easy for her to give birth later."

The old woman handed a small baby wrapped in swaddling clothes to Li Qinzai. The baby was pink and tender. It had just been washed in hot water after birth, and the amniotic fluid and dirt on the skin had been washed away. , exceptionally cute.

"Fifth Shaolang, look at your young master, he is amazing. When he was born, he cried so loudly that the roof would be blown off. In the future, he will definitely be a big man who will be appointed as a prince and worship a minister."

Li Qinzai took the baby carefully. He had never hugged such a small child in two lifetimes. He seemed a little at a loss, and only hugged him in a standard posture under the guidance of the old woman.

Looking carefully, the old woman was right, her eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose were somewhat similar to his, and even the way she closed her eyes and stomped her hands and feet, there was a familiar smell of unruly and unruly bastard.