Chapter 1357 Lust and Caution!

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Lin Wanyu directly put the notebook together heavily: "No, it's better to cancel this one. You have to help Ziqiao find another one. Maybe you can find one with special problems, such as the one suffering from mad cow disease."

What Lin Wanyu said was a serious expression, she was really not joking.

"Hehe." Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled, and said angrily, "Yes, it would be even better if we could find someone with long hair on a full moon night, but how is this possible? Do you think we are making a movie?"

With a dejected look on his face, he really didn't know what to do.

"Then what should I do?" Lin Wanyu expressed her indignation: "Could it be that I just watched Zi Qiao go on a date? Then my efforts are not in vain?"

"By the way, what if I don't look for him?" Zeng Xiaoxian's wretched little eyes lit up suddenly, and he said suddenly.

Lin Wanyu was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is, I rejected all the beauties, and then I didn't tell Zi Qiao, so that when he comes to the bar for a date." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled cheaply, with deep resentment and excitement: "He will be caught Let the pigeons go."

"Oh~~~" Lin Wanyu realized instantly, her eyes lit up: "Mr. Zeng, this idea is bad enough."

"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian patted the table and applauded, his small eyes sparkled with excitement, and there was a kind of malicious intention.

Indeed, Zeng Xiaoxian was really in a bad mood at this time: "Why do I have no beautiful women? It's hard to share. I can only reluctantly help you refuse."

Of course, you must not say that out of your mouth, and solemnly said to Lin Wanyu: "You are in charge of Meijia's side, let her know that the singles club is actually meaningless at all, and then Ziqiao's long-awaited date is released again , that way, when they run into each other, they realize that it's only when they're together that it's the best, and after that, everything goes back to normal, and then I'm a true mediator again ,Hahaha."

Zhuang Ming said lightly: "The last sentence is your ultimate goal."

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped laughing, like a chicken whose throat was pinched, extremely embarrassed, and then slipped away as fast as possible.

It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, it is the best policy to walk.

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian left, Hu Yifei came over.

With a puzzled expression on his face, he asked, "I saw Mr. Zeng running out like a thief. If I didn't know his character, I would have thought he did something bad and ran out."

"Hee hee." Lin Wanyu glanced at Zhuang Ming, smiled coquettishly, and said nothing.

"I guess it's mad cow disease." Zhuang Ming said very calmly when he saw Hu Yifei's eyes looking at him.

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Lin Wanyu laughed directly, she suddenly thought of the conversation between her and Zeng Xiaoxian.

Hu Yi Fei:"."

Well, she didn't understand Zhuang Ming's cold joke, nor why Lin Wanyu laughed like that, but she vaguely knew that she missed some key points.

Soon, I saw Lu Zhanbo walking over with a dejected expression on his face, his voice revealed a kind of tiredness and worldly resentment: "Sister, brother-in-law!"

"Zhanbo, what's wrong with you? Why do you look like this?" Hu Yifei looked puzzled.

Although Lu Zhanbo is usually blank, he doesn't look like this.

"Did you get hit again?" Zhuang Ming's words pointed to the core.

"Yeah." Lu Zhanbo sat down and shook his head, and said sullenly, "I've decided, I'm going to Songshan Mountain?"

"Songshan? The company is on vacation? Very good, I can go with you. I have long wanted to climb the mountain." Hu Yifei said excitedly.

"Songshan, Shaolin Temple, do you think there will be a legendary sweeping monk?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously.

Lu Zhanbo gave Lin Wanyu a blank look, and continued, "No, I'm going to become a monk."

"What?" Hu Yifei's voice suddenly raised eight tunes: "Are you crazy, you have seen through the world of renunciation and the world of mortals?"

"I saw it through, and I can't break it anymore." Lu Zhanbo gritted his teeth and said every word.

"I won't eat KFC anymore? Wheat Pork Dumpling Egg Burger with a cup of fragrant and rich milk tea, this is the best breakfast, don't you want it?" Hu Yifei squinted at Lu Zhanbo, this is the only one in their family, How could the incense be broken.

"Um." Lu Zhanbo obviously hesitated for a moment, but he gritted his teeth and said firmly, "I won't eat."

Then he added another sentence: "Isn't there still French fries and ketchup."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes. This idea is terrible and must be put an end to: "If you want to learn martial arts, play with a nunchaku and become a monk. Thanks to your thinking."

"If you are sick, you need to be cured. Don't hold on." Zhuang Ming always speaks so concisely, but he gets to the point.

Lu Zhanbo shook his head feebly, and said lazily, "Sister, brother-in-law, tell me, am I really that bad?"

"What's the matter? What happened?" Hu Yifei felt that something was wrong. Lu Zhanbo like this is rare, although he usually has no confidence.

Zhuang Ming and Lin Wanyu also looked over curiously, full of interest.

Lu Zhanbo recounted indignantly: "I met a girl in the elevator just now, and she asked me for a phone call."

Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "This is very good."

"Because she thinks I'm a delivery guy." Lu Zhanbo cried angrily.

"." Hu Yifei looked up at the sky speechlessly: "The family is unlucky!"

"Okay, sister, don't try to persuade me anymore, I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow, Shaolin Temple, here I come." Lu Zhanbo roared up to the sky, causing the few guests in the bar to look at him curiously.

Zhuang Ming stretched out his hand and turned Lin Wanyu's small face away, almost laughing out loud.

Picking up the wine and pouring it into his mouth, a fleeting smile appeared from the corner of his mouth, which was covered by the wine glass.

"I've even thought about my Dharma name." Lu Zhanbo suddenly said solemnly: "It's called 'Lust, Caution'."

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This time, Zhuang Ming didn't hold back either, and sprayed the wine directly on Lu Zhanbo's face, helping him wash his face well.

"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo wiped his face and gave Zhuang Ming a resentful look.

Zhuang Ming shifted his body indistinctly, turning his back to face Lu Zhanbo.

"You don't smoke or drink anymore, and if you give up sex, then you don't have any secondary sexual characteristics? How will you explain to your parents? Do you think they will let you go?" Hu Yifei is not concerned about these , but the descendant of her old Hu family.

Lu Zhanbo was taken aback for a moment, then he lowered his head unwillingly, and said sullenly: "You said I was born with regrets, they should have been prepared."

Hu Yifei was choked, but quickly realized, and carefully persuaded: "I was actually teasing you, you just need to accumulate some experience."

(End of this chapter)

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