Full-time master: a sword of wind and thunder

Chapter 489 Ye Xiu is poisonous and dumbfounded by Huang Shaotian! ?
Regarding Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense, Duan Yu and others have already experienced it. It is the "king of nonsense" who competes with Wei Chen, the "king of nonsense".

The nonsense words that Ye Nuo said on Xingxin's side last year can still echo in Duan Yu's ears.

...According to the research of the Academy of Sciences, as long as a person breathes for 60 seconds more, his life will be reduced by 1 minute.

... There is no skill in playing Glory, but practice makes perfect.Just like after I retired, I worked as an electrician for several years. I can tell which wire has electricity or not by touching it.

...Who would have thought that a 20-year-old boy would turn into a 20-year-old uncle 40 years later.

...You want to sleep so early?Did you know that while you are sleeping, the other half of the planet is still working?Others work so hard, why don't you work hard?train!Get up and keep training!

…Know that when a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly a little two centimeters higher.As long as you train for an extra hour in the training room, you can improve by 0.00002 centimeters!

…Energy is conserved, and efforts will be rewarded. After all, when you eat a bowl of rice, it is equivalent to the calories of a bowl of rice.If you sweat for a hundred minutes, you will find that you have sweated for a hundred minutes.

...I want you to train hard, not to hold your pee hard.Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a very high probability of dying within 100 years. You need to pay special attention to this point, the body is the most important!

...You also smoke less, if you smoke less than one cigarette a day, after a hundred days, you will find that you have actually lost one hundred cigarettes!
These are just a part of Ye Nuo's nonsense literature. In the month of Xingxin, Ye Nuo probably said more nonsense than nonsense.

But some of the honored elders who had less dealings with Ye Nuo, as well as this group of glorious newcomers, had never seen Ye Nuo's ability to talk nonsense literature.

Today, I was really surprised to hear that Ye Nuo just opened his mouth to talk nonsense.

. . . In the matter of disappointment, you never disappoint.

... When three people walk together, there must be three people.

... Mo Chou has no confidant in the future, and no one in the world knows you.

...you have to be happy so you won't be unhappy.

... The last time I heard such a wonderful speech was the last time.

... Your speech, except for the bad beginning, middle, and ending, is pretty good on the whole.

...You said it very well, don't say it next time.

...you can sing, but you are not allowed to make a sound.

puff! !What are these? ?
It's just nonsense!
But as the person involved, Ye Nuo didn't feel that the nonsense he said was nonsense at all. Instead, he felt that what he said was wise and wise.

This is the same as some girls, facing themselves after turning on the 200-level beauty face, they are narcissistic and smug.

After going through the beauty filter, they found that they could still be so beautiful, and even felt that they should have grown up like this, and this is their true appearance.

In official terms, it is self-deception!
Amidst Ye Nuo's nonsense, the instant noodle steamed buns in front of everyone were hot, and they were quickly finished. Then everyone began to drink and eat fruits, while Chu Yunxiu touched her belly and took out a lady's cigarette from her bag .

Chu Yunxiu put the cigarette to his mouth, and Ye Nuo at the side immediately took out the lighter and lit it for Chu Yunxiu, who looked very much like the Queen's loyal licking dog.

But it was such a seemingly dog-licking action, which made the surrounding single dogs envious.

Huang Shaotian and the others wanted to pull out their phones and call Yaoyaoling!
Hello!Does anyone care?Someone abused animals here!
what animal?
Single Wang!

Ye Xiu also took out a handful of shriveled cigarette cases at this time, took out one and put it in his mouth, then took out two more and threw them to Wei Chen and Ye Nuo respectively.

After throwing it to Ye Nuo, Ye Xiu seemed to have just seen Chu Yunxiu next to Ye Nuo, and quickly asked, "Oh, I forgot that Yunxiu is still there, should you not smoke?"

"..."

Looking at the cigarette Ye Xiu threw, Ye Nuo was speechless.

Ye is not ashamed, are you too shameless?
Do you think Ye Xiu really kindly gave him cigarettes?Ye Xiu had no good intentions in throwing this cigarette.

Ye Xiu did this, one in front of Chu Yunxiu, he smoked behind his back, so that Chu Yunxiu could fix him.The two exposed his "family position" in front of everyone and made everyone laugh at him.

This bad old man is very bad!
Chu Yunxiu glanced at the cigarette in front of Ye Nuo, and lightly exhaled a puff of smoke: "Men, smoke some cigarettes to be manly, but this kind of bad cigarettes should be smoked less."

Ye Nuo was ecstatic!

In front of outsiders, Chu Yunxiu gave him enough face.

Although he smoked this cigarette, he might have to kneel on the washboard at night, but as long as he shows enough face outside and closes the door at home, he can play however he wants!

Men, take care of yourself.

"Well, this cigarette is too bad. I usually don't smoke cigarettes that cost less than 30 yuan." Ye Nuo said with a look of disgust, but at the same time took out the lighter, put the cigarette in his mouth and lit it.

After lighting it, Ye Nuo took a sharp puff, and the strong tobacco aroma instantly penetrated into the heart, spleen and lungs from the mouth.

cool!

It's refreshing to every cell in the body!
Ye Nuo has lived with Chu Yunxiu since returning to China last year to confess his love to Chu Yunxiu. Although he had the pleasure of working overtime at night, he has since lost the joy of burning tobacco.

Don't look at Chu Yunxiu smoking by herself, but she doesn't allow Ye Nuo to smoke. The only thing Ye Nuo can do is to lie in Chu Yunxiu's arms while Chu Yunxiu is smoking, rubbing a little bit from Chu Yunxiu's nose. The second-hand smoke spewed out in between, barely making ends meet.

But how can second-hand smoke be enjoyable?Only a cigarette that is sucked in with the mouthpiece in its mouth is called smoking!

The ghost knows how long he hasn't smoked, and now he is holding Ye Xiu's cheap cigarettes, and Ye Nuo is so excited that tears are about to fall out.

Smoke!

You miss me so much!

Seeing Ye Nuo's appearance of never smoking a cigarette in eight lifetimes, Wei Chen invaded with a steamed bun in one hand and Concealed Light in the other, with a cigarette holder in his mouth, and said grinningly: "See? Look? Don't look at the surface of things, having a girlfriend can certainly bring you a lot of joy, but if these joys come from losing your freedom, I would rather not have it."

"Old Wei is right, long live the single nobles!!" Ye Xiu hurriedly raised his water glass, wanting to toast Wei Chen.

Wei Chen looked disgusted: "Go, go, you're not single, don't be ashamed to join us!"

An Wenyi nodded sharply: "That's right!"

After lunch, Ye Xiu took Huang Shaotian and the others to arrange a place to stay, and announced that the real set (set) training (road) would start tomorrow.

After arranging the accommodation for everyone, it is free time, but a group of professional players, in addition to playing computer, they still play computer in free time.

So soon a group of people gathered in Team Xingxin's training room.

Duan Yu and Tang Rou got bored for a while, then came to the training room, found two empty seats to sit down, and then logged into QQ. Once logged into QQ, Duan Yu found that the professional player group he just joined a few days ago had already There are 99+ information, quite lively.

After clicking on the group chat, Duan Yu scanned the information.

Suspicious and Suspicious (Fang Rui): Did you burn the steamed buns after eating instant noodles?
Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): It tastes delicious after eating.

Suspicion and Suspicion (Fang Rui): You didn't go, you are a ghost!

Tang Sanda (Tang Hao): I ate it, sweet and sour, spicy, soft and delicious.

Shaoguangchang (Zhao Yuzhe): Except that it is a bit more expensive, everything is good.

Fengcheng Misty Rain (Chu Yunxiu): It’s okay, it’s only over 100 for such a big plate, not too expensive.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Really?I said that I wanted to take a three-day tour of Xingxin at my own expense.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): It won't be long, and a new season will start again. By the way, have you accepted new endorsements this year?

Suspicion and suspicion (Fang Rui): The day before yesterday, I received an endorsement, Wugang stewed tofu.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): You are so dark, it is quite impressive to endorse braised tofu.

Suspicion (Fang Rui): Why are you black, I have a healthy look!
Blossoming Chaos (Yu Feng): Don't mention the endorsement, it's okay, but I get angry when I mention the endorsement!

Fei Daojian (Liu Xiaobie): What's wrong with Baihua?
Blossoming Chaos (Yu Feng): Has the brains of the current manufacturers been eaten?Let us endorse honey again!We, Baihua, have become a honey specialist!
Suspicion and suspicion (Fang Rui): God rewards you with food, are you not satisfied?When you hear the name Baihua, you immediately think of honey.Baihua brand honey must be delicious!
Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): That's the truth. When I was here, I used to endorse Honey every year!
Blooming Flowers (Zou Yuan): I think it’s pretty good to endorse honey, at least honey is enough to eat, and you don’t need to spend money to buy it.

Scenic Killer (Yang Cong): I would like to give you a little suggestion. In fact, you three flowers can endorse a honey brand alone. I have already thought up the brand name for you. I will call it Three Little Wild Flowers to ensure that the honey will sell well. .

Raining bullets (Zheng Xuan): I think it is possible.

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Three small delicate flowers, the endorsement is awesome.

Dazzling Hundred Flowers (Zhang Jiale): Grandson, who do you think is Xiaojiaohua! ! !
Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Of course it's you, Lele.

Shi Buzhuan (Zhang Xinjie): The Three Little Bees honey that you Hundred Blossoms endorsed before is pretty good. The team leader and I each bought five boxes.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Uh, it's true or not, you bought so much, could it be that you and Lao Han have been drinking honey every day for the past few years?

Desert Dust (Han Wenqing): Well, it's quite sweet.

Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): No wonder he didn't win the championship this year, drinking honey every day, the days are too sweet, no motivation!
Desert Dust (Han Wenqing): Get lost!
Fengcheng Misty Rain (Chu Yunxiu): Drinking honey is good for the skin, if you don’t want it, send it to me, Mumu, would you like it? ? @Muyuchengfeng
Mu Yuchengfeng (Su Mucheng): I want Yunxiu!I love drinking honey syrup!
Duan Yu glanced at it, read 99 unread messages, and then someone sent a new message.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): After chatting for a long time, there are only 99 unread messages. It seems that the group is so quiet today.The weather is so good, everyone is silent?

Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): #rolleyes, you are the loudest person today.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Grandson, why are you always tearing me down today!What about the love we agreed to, you don't love me anymore! ! ? #annoyed.

As soon as Zhang Jiale said this, the entire group was petrified.

This material is too explosive, right? ?

Luanluo Yinchen (Dai Yanqi): #Scared
Don't dare to fight back (Shu Kexin): #Scared
Who doesn't bow their heads (Shu Keyi): #Scared
Blossoming Chaos (Yu Feng): #Scared
Duhuo (Xu Bin): #Scared
Lin Ancao Jing (Li Hua): #恐惧
Mu Yuchengfeng (Su Mucheng): #Scared
Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): #Scared
Loulan Slash (Lou Guanning): #Scared
Seeing more than 100 "#shocked" emojis, Zhang Jiale became anxious.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): That's not what it means! !Don't think about it! ! !

Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Hehe! !
Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Damn it, Ye Xiu, you're a bitch, get out!Don't show up in front of me!

Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Lele, do you know why the group is so quiet today?

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): How the hell do I know? ?
Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): Because Huang Shaotian didn't speak today!
Zhang Jiale also realized that there were hundreds of messages sent in the group chat today, but none of them were sent by Huang Shaotian. This is different from usual. Out of the usual hundreds of messages, two-thirds were sent by Huang Shaotian. None today, so weird.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Yes!Why didn't Young Master Huang speak today?Did Xingxin put poison in the instant noodles, making him dumb? !
puff!
Seeing Zhang Jiale's news, Duan Yu couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water.

Sending messages in the QQ group is typing by hand, not speaking with the mouth, so the poisonous dumbness does not affect the group chat.

Isn't Zhang Jiale too funny?
At this time, an honest man stepped forward and kindly reminded me.

One Inch Ash (Qiao Yifan): Senior Zhang, even a dumb person can chat in the group chat.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): Ugh!It seems to be too.What did you do to him then? @junmo laughs.

Lord Grim (Ye Xiu): I didn't do anything, I just accidentally muted him.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): ...

Jun Moxiao (Ye Xiu): If you dare to challenge the administrator, be careful and I will also ban you.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): I'm off to practice, bye! !

Zhang Jiale immediately gave up and slipped away.

He has not forgotten the group rules of the professional group.

[The management in the group is heaven, if you offend the management, you will be silenced! 】

Nima, the administrator can't afford to mess with it!
But Zhang Jiale didn't really cheat, he just changed his avatar from "online" to "invisible", so that his avatar in the group is gray, which means he is offline.

But as soon as he switched to stealth, Duan Yu @ came out.

Yijian (Duan Yu): @百花羊烈, senior, when will you come to Xingxin to participate in the training?

As soon as Duan Yu's news came out, everyone was shocked.

Flying Sword (Liu Xiaobie): Zhang Jiale going to Xingxin?
Sleep for another summer (Sun Zheping): Really?
Suspicion (Fang Rui): Why don't I believe it?

Shaoguangchang (Zhao Yuzhe): Isn't it good to retire in Tyranny?Why are you running to Xingxin?Be a babysitter for these newcomers?

A group of professional players talked about it, and they couldn't believe it.

However, Zhang Jiale, who was invisible, suddenly flashed his profile picture as if making a fuss.

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms (Zhang Jiale): @一剑, report on time for the first day of the tenth season!
As soon as this news came out, it was as if a huge boulder had been dropped in the lake, causing thousands of waves to rise immediately!

Zhang Jiale really went to Xingxin!

Although Zhang Jiale was already old, he was still an All-Star God. Going to Xingxin would undoubtedly greatly enhance Xingxin's strength.

Next season, Xingxin should not be underestimated!

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PS: Thanks to the boring Maomao for rewarding 5000 reading coins!

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