Full-time master: a sword of wind and thunder

Seeing that everyone was already laughing, An Wenyi continued with a smile on his face: "Although I can't write a lot of words, but fortunately, our chef's education level is not high, no matter if I use typos, pinyin, or It's an acronym, and he just happens to be able to understand it."

"Now that I think about it, that chef is really my confidant!"

An Wenyi's expression was full of emotion, this was not pretending, but genuine emotion.

Chen Guo looked at the time, and hurriedly urged: "Go on, everyone tells the truth for 5 minutes, you only spoke for 3 minutes, and there are 2 minutes left to speak."

An Wenyi had no choice but to think about it, and then said slowly: "Sometimes I meet particularly picky customers, and sometimes I meet those particularly difficult customers, in fact, most of them are colleagues."

"Once a big brother from the shop next door came to our store and ordered a fried pork with green peppers, but he threw up after the first bite and said our meat was not fresh."

"I laughed at that time. I said, big brother, what you said is so fresh. The stir-fried pork with green peppers you ordered is only ten yuan a piece. How can fresh meat be sold so cheap?"

Hearing An Wenyi's words, Chen Guo immediately interjected angrily, "Your restaurant sells stinky meat???"

Chen Guo orders takeout almost every day in an Internet cafe. Anyone who has eaten fast food knows that what she hates the most is stale meat, which is disgusting!
An Wenyi quickly waved his hand: "Just kidding, what I said just now was a joke, in fact, our boss went to the vegetable market to buy our meat in the early morning, but I know that big brother came here on purpose to find fault, so I said that .”

Chen Guo rolled her eyes: "What about the back? People say that your meat is not fresh, how do you deal with it?"

An Wenyi said: "We can only make a new one, but the customer is still not satisfied, so our head chef came out at this time, and he said: It's okay, give this customer a free order, and we will organize a group to go to their house tomorrow." Go to a restaurant to eat and see how fresh their meat is."

Chen Guo laughed: "Haha! It's still the head chef who has brains."

An Wenyi is helpless, is this saying that we have no brains?

Duan Yu urged: "The result? Did you scare the customer?"

"Of course, when the elder brother heard this, he was immediately taken aback, and quickly said: No, please don't, our meat is as fresh as yours!" An Wenyi said.

"Pfft!!!" Tang Rou, who hadn't spoken the whole time, burst out laughing and sprayed the fragrance on Duan Yu's face.

Duan Yu was about to wipe the saliva off his face with his hand, but Tang Rou stared at him, her eyes clearly said: You actually wiped my saliva, you despise me!

Seeing Tang Rou's complaining eyes, Duan Yu had no choice but to withdraw his hand, then secretly grabbed Tang Rou's little hand, held it tightly in his palm, and secretly scratched Tang Rou's palm with his fingers as a sign of punishment.

Because in the crowd, Tang Rou didn't dare to struggle even though her palms were itchy.

Except for Tang Rou who burst out laughing, everyone couldn't stop laughing.

I have to say that Team Xingxin is really full of talents. It turns out that An Wenyi still has such a funny side. Although I don't know whether his stories are true or not, the level of jokes alone is really extraordinary.

Wu Xuefeng suppressed his smile at this time, stood up and applauded, and then glanced at Concealed Light beside An Wenyi again: "Okay, well, well said, let's ask Concealed Light to talk about it."

"Ah! Me? I..." Concealed Light was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to ask him to speak. How could he have the eloquence of An Wenyi.

"It's just you, I heard that you are also a college student, or a top student in the mathematics department? Tell me, why do you, a mathematician, come to play Glory and join a professional team? Before joining a professional team, did you have any part-time jobs? ?" Wu Xuefeng asked.

"This..." Concealed Light stuttered suddenly.

Wu Xuefeng's face darkened, and he pretended to be angry and said, "What? You didn't tell us the truth? You didn't tell the truth to your teammates. Are you going to run to tell the truth to the enemy?"

Wu Xuefeng is worthy of being the "flower of communication" of the first generation of Glory, his language ability is really extraordinary, the shy Concealed Light, under the stimulation of Wu Xuefeng's sharp words, was immediately aroused by success.

Concealed Light sighed, and seemed to muster up the courage for himself, and then he said: "Well, in fact, I also had a part-time job, but I didn't work part-time, I studied part-time."

"Oh? What are you studying part-time?" It was Chen Guo who asked the question. Seeing Chen Guo's curious expression, Xingxin's reputation as the number one gossip was well-deserved.

"Learn to be a nurse." Concealed Light said in a very embarrassed voice, it's okay to keep his voice low, and his face turned red after speaking.

"Pfft! You're a man, studying as a nurse??" Chen Guo let out a snort, and burst out laughing.

The other people in the room also smiled.

It is indeed a very strange thing for a man to learn to be a nurse, just like a woman's study for mechanical maintenance.

"You study as a nurse, don't the classmates around you laugh at you?" Duan Yu asked curiously.

"I didn't choose to study nursing. I was transferred by our school. There are only three boys in our major." Concealed Light said hastily.

"Will others look at you strangely?" Duan Yu continued to ask.

Concealed Light nodded: "Boys are sometimes discriminated against as nurses."

"It's normal, understandable." Wei Chen lit a cigarette, his head shrouded in smoke kept lighting up.

"What do you understand? You also studied as a nurse?" Chen Guo stared at the side and said.

"Hey, dogs don't learn to be nurses, am I trying to comfort them?" Wei Chen chuckled, and the twilight face on the other side almost turned green.

elder brother!Are you comforting someone?You are clearly calling me a dog!
"Don't pay attention to him, just keep talking." Wu Xuefeng suppressed a smile, and said seriously to Concealed Light.

Concealed Light took a breath, and then continued: "One time, we were in a high school reunion, and when we were asked what profession to study, I said I was studying nursing, and a few students smiled and said: Concealed Light, you are a man , how can you become a nurse? You won’t be attracted to those seniors from the Nursing Academy, will you?”

"I was angry at the time, and I said why did I go to see the school girl? Can't I go to see the school girl?" Concealed Light blushed after finishing speaking.

But everyone in Duan Yu burst out laughing, "Pfft!! Hahaha!!!"

Duan Yu looked disbelieving: "Is this really what you said?"

"Good guy, I can't tell, Concealed Light, you are a real man!" Baozi Invasion patted Concealed Light's shoulder hard.

"It's just like me back then!" Wei Chen said with a look of relief.

Wu Xuefeng rolled his eyes: "What did you do wrong? Peeping at Auntie taking a shower?"

"Go, go! You just peeked at aunt taking a shower, get out!" Wei Chen sprayed second-hand smoke on Wu Xuefeng's face.

Seeing everyone frolicking, Concealed Light felt much better and was not so shy, so he continued: "Actually, I think there is no distinction between men and women in studying nurses. Not only men can be nurses, men can also be cleaning aunts, and women can also be nurses." You can be a caretaker."

"Male nurses actually have an advantage. Compared with female nurses, male nurses are at least a bit stronger. When I was an intern nurse, the most common thing I did was to move things for people."

"Is there anything else interesting?" Chen Guo asked curiously.

Concealed Light thought for a while, and quickly said: "Another time, a nurse in our department gave a man an injection, and it hurt him. He was very angry, and I came to comfort him. Of course, I am an intern nurse. When I was in the hospital, I met some patients who didn’t always trust us. One day, a person came to the hospital and said that he was poisoned by eating fugu five days ago.”

"I said tetrodotoxin is very strong. If it is poisoning, it usually takes four to six hours. He said: I have been eating fugu for twenty-six hours, so am I not a medical miracle?"

"I laughed, and I said: You believe me, you are not a medical miracle, but you are not poisoned at all."

"But he didn't believe it. I had no choice, so I advised him to go for a full set of examinations, which cost a total of 6800 yuan. When he heard the price, he immediately said firmly: If that's the case, then I must not be poisoned."

"Pfft! Sometimes money really matters! Haha!" Chen Guo, who had the lowest laugh, burst into laughter again.

Concealed Light laughed, and then said: "When I was an intern nurse, I went to many departments, and the one I was more impressed with was called Psychosomatic Department, which is a place for nursing patients with mental disorders."

Everyone nodded to show their understanding, Concealed Light then continued: "One of my jobs is to accompany them to dance Wu Qin Xi, so don't look at my small stature, I am a martial arts master who can play Wu Qin Xi!"

"Pfft! Brother Concealed Light, is what you said true? Let's go out and fight each other later?" Baozi Invasion stood up and rolled up his sleeves, showing his biceps.

Concealed Light glanced at it, and quickly dodged his eyes.What a joke, he was just joking.

Concealed Light quickly changed the subject: "Because I have been a nurse, I am very friendly to the medical staff. Once I caught a cold and went to the hospital for an injection. A nurse came to give me the injection. When I saw her, she was very kind. , I said: You were transferred here, right?"

"She looked at me in surprise and said: How do you know? I said, because I was also transferred."

After Concealed Light finished speaking, he looked at everyone again, only to find that no one laughed this time.

Looking at Concealed Light's slightly questioning eyes, Su Mucheng, who was next to Ye Xiu, who was drunk on the table, gestured: "Hehe, it's a little bit funny."

Concealed Light nodded gratefully, and then said: "Although I am no longer a nurse, as a medical student, I still have mastered some basic skills, especially the three checks and seven pairs of nurses. I have memorized them fluently. Today I'll show you all."

"Three checks are before the operation, during the operation, and after the operation. The seven pairs are the bed number, the name, the name of the medicine... and... sorry... I forgot..."

"Pfft!!" Everyone laughed now.

Seeing that everyone laughed, Concealed Light felt much more comfortable, and felt that what he said was very valuable.

So he went on to say: "Well, in order not to cause trouble to the country and the medical industry, I gave up being a nurse and turned my head to concentrate on studying my math homework."

"It can be said that my country's current medical industry is thriving, and it is inseparable from my departure. Well, that's all I have to say, thank you everyone."

After finishing speaking, before everyone could react, Concealed Light bowed politely to everyone, and then sat down with a blushing face.

Concealed Light's last sentence was simply too shameless. Originally, everyone wanted to laugh at Concealed Light, but Concealed Light ended too quickly, and there was no chance for everyone to refute.

"Clap clap clap!!"

The crowd could only helplessly applaud, this Concealed Light really applied mathematics actuarial calculations to the speech, and the calculations were deadly.

"Okay! Well said, I can't tell, we mathematicians still have good eloquence!"

After a while, Wei Chen stood up and interrupted the applause, glanced at Qiao Yifan, and said loudly, "The following is our introverted prince, Qiao Yifan, to give a speech."

Hearing Wei Chen's words, Wu Xuefeng was very surprised: "Is he introverted? I just came here yesterday, and I saw him running, but he also took the initiative to greet me, calling one senior at a time, not like an introverted person." what."

Wei Chen shook his head and smiled, "That's because you don't know him well. He is notoriously introverted."

Although Concealed Light is a bit shy, Concealed Light is not introverted.But Qiao Yifan is different, Qiao Yifan is not only shy, but also very introverted.

Introverted people don't like to talk to people, and Mo Fan is also like that.

"Really, then I'll take a good look." Wu Xuefeng looked curious. He didn't know how introverted people would tell the truth after five minutes, so he turned to Qiao Yifan, "Go ahead." , Qiao Yifan."

Without hesitation, Qiao Yifan encouraged himself, then stood up and bowed to everyone: "Hi everyone, I am Qiao Yifan."

"Because of my experience in Tiny Herb, many people know me, and they all know that I am very introverted." Qiao Yifan said, his eyes glanced at Wei Chen intentionally or unintentionally.

"Many people think that introverted people can't talk or go out, but in fact, people who are outdoors can also exercise outdoors."

Qiao Yifan said and looked at Wu Xuefeng: "Senior Wu Xuefeng said it was strange to see me running just now, but it's actually not strange, because I've gotten used to it. Once when I went to play Frisbee, someone said that Qiao Yifan actually went to play Frisbee. !"

"I feel very strange about this. Why can't I play Frisbee? Even dogs can play Frisbee. I'm just an introvert. Why can't I play?"

After Qiao Yifan finished speaking, he raised his head slightly, as if he was asking the sky.

But at this moment, a deafening laughter sounded: "Pfft!!! I laughed to death, ahahaha!!"

Everyone turned their heads and saw that Chen Guo was holding her stomach with both hands, and she had already collapsed on the seat.

PS: Sorry, the plot has been modified.

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