Full-time master: a sword of wind and thunder

Seeing the embarrassing trick that was opened, Duan Yu can be said to be quite embarrassed at this time.

Who the hell chose this gift?Throwing the embarrassment into it too?Isn't this a mess! ?Can this kind of thing be shown to people?Even if any of you want to use this thing, it's just a touch, don't shoot it!Who the hell just put this stuff out and announced it to the world?Do you want to tell everyone: Brothers, I want to use this thing today?
That shameless Fang Rui laughed so hard that tears flowed down his face. After laughing, he walked up to Duan Yu and looked at Duan Yu carefully: "Tsk tsk, Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Seeing Fang Rui's mischievous squinting eyes, and constantly looking at the shameless man, Duan Yu rolled his eyes: "I... didn't buy this thing!"

Fang Rui laughed: "I know, I didn't say you bought it, what are you explaining? The explanation is just a cover-up, what are you covering up?"

"." Duan Yu was speechless. Fang Rui, a wretched man, just speak well when he speaks. What does it mean to glance in Tang Rou's direction from time to time?
"Hey! Xiao Duan, why are you so blushing? You haven't used this thing before, have you?" Fang Rui yelled.

Although Duan Yu's character is not straightforward, he can't say such embarrassing words in front of so many people. In terms of shamelessness, Duan Yu can't compare to Fang Rui, a wretched guy, but Duan Yu It's not a character who can be bullied by others. Duan Yu rolled his eyes and said immediately, "Have you used it before!?"

"Ahem, this, I used it in my dream." Fang Rui was suddenly embarrassed. Although Fang Rui was wretched, he was still a first-timer!

"Tch!" Duan Yu gave Brother Fang Rui a disdainful look, you've never used it yourself, and you're still talking about me?I thought you were a veteran in the battlefield, with rich experience!

Contemptuously, Duan Yu glanced at Tang Rou quietly, and found that Tang Rou was lowering her head shyly, wishing to hide herself, Duan Yu's face turned even redder.

It has been a year since he and Tang Rou confirmed their relationship, but the development between them, that is, going to the small river to drink water to quench their thirst on windy nights and dark nights, as for exploring other more profound things about the human body, it is only a matter of time. Just imagined it in my mind.

In other words, he, Duan Yu, is also a first-time boy!

In the end, such a shameful thing came out of the gift box, how embarrassing it is!
"Whoever you want, send it for free."

Shame in Duan Yu's hands is like a hot potato, Duan Yu just wants to give them away.

But where can I get this thing?Most of the people in the Xingxin club are unmarried singles, even if there are a few married aunts and uncles, they dare not ask for it.

If it was a private gift, some of them might be able to accept it. After all, to buy such a large box, it would cost at least a hundred and ten yuan.But in front of so many people, how could they have the nerve to ask for such a shameful thing?

"I think you'd better keep it for yourself." Wei Chen laughed and patted Duan Yu's shoulder, but his words made Duan Yu's face turn red immediately.

To be honest, as a man, I have been dating a girlfriend for more than a year. If I have never thought about it, it must be a lie. However, Duan Yu has a very thin skin in this regard, and he is afraid of being abrupt. So when he and Tang Rou went out for a date at night, Duan Yu didn't mention this idea. …

It might be an opportunity to unintentionally open the gift box this time.

Duan Yu glanced at Tang Rou again, only to see that Tang Rou also glanced at him. The moment their eyes met, both of them blushed.

"Okay! I know how to bully Duan!" At this moment, Ye Xiu stood up and helped Duan Yu change the subject, "Our professional department has already received all the gifts, and now it's your turn."

Seeing Ye Xiu's gaze, the people from the technical department and the sales department quickly looked at Wu Chen: "President Wu, your online game department is the frontline force, and it's the hardest. You go first."

"Then I won't be polite." Wu Chen didn't refuse, and greeted the presidents of several branch unions, and went to open the gifts he had chosen.

A few people also started to choose happily. Everyone opened different gifts. Some of them picked out their favorite ones, and they were naturally in a good mood. It's free, costs nothing, and is interchangeable with each other.

After the people from the online game department were selected, they were from the technical department, the sales department, the security department, and finally the cafeteria department. Wei Chen kept staring at the sweeping aunt who wanted to exchange gifts with him, but the sweeping aunt came out with a A beautiful watch, worth 500 yuan, how can he exchange a doll pillow with Wei Chen.

"Whoever gets the lighter, I'll exchange the doll for him. The doll's pillows cost dozens." After everyone finished drawing the gift boxes, Wei Chen hugged the doll and pillow alliance before they left.

"Young man, are you stupid? If you sell this doll pillow, you can buy a lot of lighters." Seeing this, the sweeping aunt couldn't help reminding.

"Who are you selling it to? Sister, do you want it? I'll sell it to you for 20 yuan." Wei Chen looked at Aunt Sweeping the Floor

"No, don't." The lady sweeping the floor quickly shook her head when she heard that it would cost 20 yuan.

"." Wei Chen was speechless. You just said that it was worth dozens of yuan. You can exchange it for a lot of lighters, but you don't want to sell it.

At this time, the uncle chef from the canteen department came out: "Xiao Wei, let me change it for you."

The head chef took out a lighter from his pocket, and it looked like the kind of lighter that sells for 5 cents in the store. Obviously, this lighter was the chef's usual cigarette, and it didn't come out of a gift box.

Wei Chen didn't hesitate at all when he saw the lighter, and directly stuffed the doll pillow into the chef's pocket, while he stuffed the chef's lighter into his trouser pocket. The speed was not at all as if he was handicapped, as if he was afraid that he would repent.This made Duan Yu and others on the side surprised. Who said that Wei Lao is getting old, isn't this very fast?It's just that a doll's pillow is exchanged for a fifty cents lighter. Old Wei's hand is not disabled, but his brain is probably disabled, haha!

"Haha, not bad, I'll take it home tonight as a Christmas present for my granddaughter." The head chef laughed while hugging the doll pillow, and then looked at Wei Chen, "Xiao Wei, I'll add two chicken legs to you tomorrow."

"That's a good relationship." Wei Chen was overjoyed when he heard that. After all, he's not stupid. It's really a loss to exchange a doll's pillow worth at least twenty or thirty dollars for a fifty cents lighter.But upon hearing the head chef's words, Wei Chen immediately didn't feel that he was at a loss.He even flattered the head chef for a doll's pillow. In the future, it's not just a small stove, earning, earning, and earning. …

But at this time, a wretched head stretched out: "Hey, hey, uncle who cooks, in front of the boss, you are making small troubles for others, you are so blatant."

Wei Chen's eyes immediately turned dark: "Boy Fang Rui, you dare to offend our head chef. You're done. You won't be able to eat meat anymore."

"." Only then did Fang Rui come to his senses. Damn, offending anyone at Xingxin can't offend the head chef!

"This, that, I didn't seem to say anything just now, just now I was sleepwalking, sleepwalking." Fang Rui pretended to be sleepwalking.

This funny scene made everyone burst into laughter: "Hahaha.

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The crowd chattered happily for a while, before Chen Guo stood on the steps and clapped her hands vigorously. Seeing this, everyone fell silent and looked at Chen Guo together, waiting for Chen Guo to announce something.

At this time, Chen Guo also took on the attitude of being a boss, looked at the audience and said, "Here is an announcement. Today Xiao Duan was punished in the group, and you all saw it. We will hold an internal basketball game tomorrow afternoon. Everyone in every department must participate. After you go back today, make preparations yourself, the department that wins the championship will receive a bonus of [-] yuan, and the one who wins the bottom one will be fined three drinks at the dinner party!"

"That boss, there are only two men in our canteen department, how do we form a team?" The head chef immediately raised his hand and said.

There are four people in their canteen department, a head chef, a vegetable cutter, a dish washer, and a floor sweeper.Among these four people, there are two men and two women. Even if women are also involved, they cannot make up a team.

Naturally, Chen Guo also considered this issue, so she said, "Your canteen department and security department are merged and counted as one department."

There are four people in Xingxin's security department, three men and one woman.Including the cafeteria department, there are exactly 5 men.

"Boss is wise!" The head chef gave Chen Guo a thumbs up.

The two men in their cafeteria department are both uncle-level old men who don't know how to play basketball, but the security guards in the security department are young guys who can basically play basketball, so just follow these young people to fish in troubled waters.

Chen Guo smiled happily, she was naturally happy to be praised.

Chen Guo glanced at it, and then said: "The other departments should be able to gather five people, so everyone has no objections, right?"

"No more." Everyone responded in unison.

"Then go rest and have a peaceful Christmas Eve!" Chen Guo announced the end of the meeting.

Everyone happily returned to Xingxin's dormitory building, but Duan Yu and others did not leave.

"You still want to go online?" Chen Guo asked curiously, looking at the crowd who hadn't left.

"No, didn't you just say that you have a gift box yourself? Everyone has chosen it, but you haven't chosen it yet."

"That's right." It was only at this time that Chen Guo remembered that she hadn't picked out a gift box yet, but when she looked back at the Christmas tree, she found that there was no gift box on it.

Chen Guo frowned slightly: "Hey, why are they gone? I remember that I have prepared enough."

"Sister Chen, that gift box of yours was taken away by Ye Xiu." Duan Yu directly exposed Ye Xiu.

Chen Guo turned to look at Ye Xiu: "You took two?"

"That's right, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to grab a good gift later, so I just picked one up for you." Ye Xiu walked to the Christmas tree and hung up the gift box in his hand, "You pick it yourself, maybe You can even give me the gift you want the most.”…

Chen Guo shook her head. The gifts she chose, Chen Guo knew that they were all small gadgets. The best thing was that exquisite watch, which was worth 500 yuan. What other good things could there be?Not to mention what I want, I don't have it immediately.

However, Chen Guo still took off the gift box, but when she opened the gift box, she was stunned.

card!

To be precise, it is a Christmas card, the kind of card that elementary school students love to send blessings on.The value is at most one dollar a piece.

But Chen Guo remembered that she didn't seem to buy this kind of gift and put it in a box.

Chen Guo took out the Christmas card with some doubts, opened it, and found a line written on it: The gift you have always wanted, as you wish.

Below this line, there are two more signatures.

The first signature is "Ye Qiu", and the second signature is "Su Mucheng".

When Chen Guo saw these two names, she felt her head twitch and her whole body was spinning.

This is exactly what she once dreamed of having, an idol's autograph card!And it was a card signed by two idols, Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng at the same time!

Looking at the entire Glory, such an autograph card is probably only her exclusive possession!

If it was a few years ago, Chen Guo would definitely jump up excitedly, find someone to hug her, and laugh wildly.But now Chen Guo has not only grown up, but also often lives with her two idols, she is no longer the girl who forgot to eat and sleep a few years ago in pursuit of stars.

Looking at the signed Christmas card in front of her, Chen Guo's thoughts instantly went back to a few years ago. At that time, she was just an ordinary fan among the thousands of fans of Glory. Together with a group of Excellent Era fans, she fanatically She supports Excellent Era, likes Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng, the two great gods, and also longs for one day to have a photo with the two great gods, and get an autographed photo, so that she feels that her life will be perfect without regrets .

But she never expected that on that snowy night the year before last, a strange man came to her Internet cafe, and then used her Chasing Haze to kill a big player she had lost dozens of rounds in just 40 seconds. master.

What's more, she didn't expect that this guy, who she thought was a retired former professional player, would actually work as a network manager in her Internet cafe.

It's just a little ridiculous that at that time, Chen Guo thought that this person was just an unknown person who was eliminated by the team and had nowhere to go. Seeing that she was good at skills, she took him in, and jokingly asked him, if she could come back someday After returning to the professional circle, he helped get the autographs of Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng.

Of course, it was just a joke when she said this at the beginning, and Chen Guo didn't take it seriously, but she never expected that she would find out Ye Xiu's identity during the All-Star Weekend that year. Her little webmaster is actually Ye Qiu, who she has been fan of for several years!

What she didn't expect was that almost two years had passed, Ye Xiu could still remember the joke she made back then, and today, he really brought her such a gift!

The font on it is not particularly beautiful, but in Chen Guo's eyes, this Christmas card is the most beautiful gift in the world.

Chen Guo stared at the card in a daze, not even knowing when two tears would shed.

"Guoguo, why are you crying?" Wei Chen, who was staring at Chen Guo from the side, said hastily with concern, "Isn't it just an autograph card? If you like it, I'll sign a hundred for you. You can take it when the time comes." Give out to Zhang Xingxin's fans, one piece per person."

Chen Guo stared at him immediately: "Who wants your autograph card!"

"What? You think I don't have as many fans as Ye Xiu?" Wei Chen stared.

Knowingly ask!

Chen Guo directly gave Wei Chen a supercilious look, and didn't bother to pay attention.

Wei Chen was dissatisfied, and shouted: "No, I'll go to Weibo tomorrow to open a battle post. I want to see if it's his Lao Ye who has more fans, or my Lao Wei who has more fans."

Ye Xiu shook his head and sighed, "Some people just don't know themselves."

"Hahaha!!!" Duan Yu and the others also laughed.

Old Wei went to compare popularity with Ye Xiu, isn't that just looking for anger?