Full-time master: a sword of wind and thunder

Chapter 877 Fang Rui tells a cunning story (enter with caution if you are timid)!

I’ve been experimenting with AI creation in the past few days, and it feels like shit!
Starting tomorrow, return to normal operations!

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"Okay, okay, play like this? That's fine, I'll have one too."

After listening to Xu Bin's fairy tale, Duan Yu chuckled, thought about it in his heart, and then said:

"Once upon a time, there was a young man named Daimyo. He was an adventurous guy who always pursued a new and exciting life. One day, he heard about a mysterious treacherous house in which a little trickster who loved to play tricks was said to live. Sly. He has been bold since he was a child and is not afraid of evil spirits. He heard that he was a little sly. He thought this opportunity was great and decided to challenge it. "

"Daimyo found this creepy house. There was a dilapidated wooden sign in front of the door, which said "Hell's creepy house, be careful when entering." Daming sneered, putting such a signboard would scare him, how could it be possible! Don't say it's just He's not afraid of a little trick, even if it's a vicious god!"

"So he pushed open the door without hesitation, but a gloomy aura came to his face, making his body shiver involuntarily. After he entered the house, he found it was dark inside, and he could only rely on a flashlight. illumination."

"The daimyo was about to turn on the flashlight when suddenly he heard a strange voice: "Hey hey hey, young man, you're here!" ". The daimyo was startled by the sound, but immediately realized that it was Xiao Gui playing a trick on him. He decided not to be afraid and continued to move forward."

"While walking, the Daimyo heard the voice again: "Hey, young man, are you here to have fun? "He turned his head and found a little trickster sitting on a shabby sofa, looking at him with a wicked smile."

"The daimyo was not afraid when he saw Xiaogui. Instead, he smiled and replied: "Yes, I heard that you are very good at playing tricks on people. Let me see how good you are. "."

Xiaogui said proudly: "Then you have to be careful. I am the top trickster in the world of tricks." "."

"The daimyo thought to himself that this little trickster was too arrogant, so he decided to teach him a lesson. He took out his mobile phone and opened a new and popular AI application with a sound simulator in it."

"The daimyo said to Xiaogui: "You know, I have an AI assistant that can imitate any sound, even the voice of Xiaogui, and it can imitate it perfectly. "."

Xiaogui said disdainfully: "You are bragging, I am a real cheat. You are a human, how can you imitate a cheat."

The daimyo smiled and turned on the sound simulator. Suddenly, a sinister voice came from the mobile phone: "Hey, hey, little trick, you have met your opponent this time."

Xiaogui was frightened out of his wits by the voice of the daimyo. He didn't expect that the daimyo could be so powerful.He hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't scare me, I will never play tricks on others again."

The daimyo laughed loudly: "Well, since you sincerely repent, I will let you go."

Xiaogui breathed a sigh of relief and said gratefully to the name: "Thank you, young man, you are such a good person."

The daimyo smiled and said: "You're welcome, you have to be good from now on and stop teasing others."

Xiaogui quickly agreed: "Yeah, yeah, I will never play tricks on others again."

"They walked out of the house while talking and laughing. The daimyo thought this adventure was so interesting, and he decided to share the story with his friends so that everyone could have fun."

"In this way, Dai Ming and Xiao Kui became good friends. From then on, Xiao Kui stopped playing tricks on others, and Dai Ming also gained an unusual friendship."

"This story tells us that even if we are cunning, there is a kind side. As long as we understand and tolerate with our hearts, we can find true happiness."

After listening to Duan Yu's strange story, everyone fell silent again.

Damn, it’s another fairy tale!
And this kind of disgusting fairy tale is simply a piece of shit to adults like them.

Do you think you are Andersen's fairy tale, which although childish, contains the great principles of life?
Your unscrupulous stories like this have perfectly inherited Xu Bin's funnyness.

Even Xu Bin was speechless, okay!He learned my jokes so quickly, he is really a teachable child.

After listening to the fairy tales told by Xu Bin and Duan Yu, Su Mucheng couldn't stand it any longer: "Is this how you guys are playing? Can't there be something scary for grown men? Who are you trying to fool by telling fairy tales? Do you think we are? We are all three-year-olds, how can we be deceived by stories of this level?"

"Really? Then, Mumu, you should be a bit scary." Xu Bin laughed.

"Come on! I'll show you what a horror story is. Be careful of your guts, don't be scared!"

Su Mucheng pondered for a moment, then quickly said: "The Qingming Festival is coming soon. On this day, Xiao Wang's father went up the mountain to pay homage to his parents' graves. As soon as he reached the foot of the mountain, he accidentally tripped over a stone. It was scattered all over the ground. Little Wang's father looked up and saw a lonely grave in front of him."

"Seeing the tomb, Xiao Wang's father knew that the fall was definitely not in vain, and it must have other meanings. So while packing up his things, he said to the tomb: "Do you want me to burn paper for you? Okay, I'll burn it for you. "So I divided some paper money and burned it."

"After burning the paper money, little dad Wang felt that he was walking without any effort. When he went up the mountain, it was usually a strenuous journey, but this time, little dad Wang felt the wind was blowing under his feet. He was full of energy. He went up the mountain in one breath and couldn't even think of stopping. He couldn't stop. It felt weird, as if someone was pushing him behind him."

"When Little Wang's father came back from visiting the grave, Little Wang's father was still in high spirits. He also had a dream that night. He dreamed that a ghost came out of the lonely grave and said to him: "Good man, no one has ever burned me. This is your first time to pass paper! Do you know why you went uphill so fast today? I was pushing you from behind! Can you burn some paper for me next year?"

"Little Wang's dad was startled and woke up from his dream. Speaking of going up the mountain today, it really felt like someone was pushing him. He was so relaxed. Unexpectedly, it was a ghost pushing him. This Isn’t it possible that he’s being tricked?”

"Fortunately, that day, I didn't have this nightmare again. But soon the next year came, and Xiao Wang's father went to visit the grave again. Once again he came to the grave without a tombstone. He hesitated and decided to give it to the foot of the mountain. I burned a pile of paper in Gufen, and after burning the paper, I still went up the mountain easily."

"When he was about to go down the mountain, Xiao Wang's father suddenly discovered that there was also a solitary grave not far away. Thinking of the solitary grave that he had pushed on his back before, he couldn't help but stop and burn some paper for the solitary grave. He wanted to see this solitary grave. What effect will a solitary grave have?"

"After finishing his work, Little Wang's father turned around and walked down the mountain. Unexpectedly, his feet suddenly slipped, as if he was pushed from behind by something, and he rolled down the slope. Fortunately, there was a tree on the way. The big tree blocked him, but he didn't fall to death."

"Little Wang's father calmed down and felt that nothing was wrong, so he didn't think too much, but quickly got up and walked down the mountain."

"That night, Xiao Wang's father had another dream. He saw a ghost emerging from the grave on the top of the mountain. He asked with a smile on his face: "My benefactor, thank you for burning paper for me. I am just like the ghost at the bottom of the mountain. , give you a push, are you satisfied with my service today?"."

"Little Wang's father suddenly realized that it turned out that Shanjiao Gui had spent money to show off to Mountain Top Gui every day for the past year, but he was jealous to death on Mountain Top Gui. This time, Xiao Wang's dad gave money to Mountain Top Gui, which made him so excited that he followed Shanjiao's example. Even though he was like that, he also gave Xiao Wang’s father a push.”

"After learning the whole story, Xiao Wang's father couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm going down the mountain. You pushed me, didn't you kill me?"."

"You are not happy at the top of the mountain. You are pushed by the people at the bottom of the mountain. You thank them and I push you. You just say that I want to kill you. How can you be such a pun?"

"So the top of the mountain said: "Why are you so troublesome? Hey, how about this, I will hold your feet when you go down the mountain, so you can't fall?"

"Xiao Wang's father was almost frightened to death after hearing this.

When you were going down the mountain, you pushed him and locked his feet. Wouldn't this cost him his life?
Little Wang's father began to regret that he shouldn't have given paper money to these two ghosts. Now it's better. There are two silly ghosts on the stall that can't be shaken off. Sooner or later, they will die in their hands. "

After telling her story, Su Mucheng looked at everyone with a smile on her face: "How is it? Is it scary enough? Is it scary? Are you scared?"

Everyone pouted.

It has to be said that Su Mucheng's strange story is much more exciting than the fairy tales of Xu Bin and Duan Yu, but it is still classified as a fairy tale, and it is also a funny type, not scary.

"It's not bad, much better than what the two elders said." Chen Guo commented.

"Sister Mu Mu is still awesome. The two of them combined are not as scary as you." Liu Fei also commented, and by the way, he disparaged the two gay men who just told the fairy tale.

"I think your story is half-assed," Fang Rui said disdainfully.

"Oh~! Do you have a more exciting story? Then come up with an explosive one!" Chen Guo looked at Fang Rui in disbelief.

"Forget it, I know a lot of spooky stories, super scary ones, it's not good if I scare you to the point of turning pale later." Fang Rui waved his hand and said.

"Hey~! Who doesn't know how to brag?" Liu Fei also gave a look of disdain. It was obvious that she was already a little tipsy after drinking a glass of beer.

"Do you all want to hear it?" Fang Rui didn't pay attention to Liu Fei, but looked at the others and asked.

"If you can speak, just say something. If you speak well, you will be rewarded!" Duan Yu said haha.

"Okay, if you listen to the master's words of reward, then I will make a fool of myself."

Fang Rui shook his throat and soon began to tell a strange story that he had heard from the old people before. He thought this strange story was particularly scary at the time.

"There is a man named Lao Zhao. Lao Zhao has had heart disease for many years. Lao Zhao is a bit troublesome. He is just like a woman and cares about others. Everyone doesn't like him very much, but he is not a bad person. "Colleagues in the work unit joked privately: "Don't quarrel with Lao Zhao. Lao Zhao has a heart disease. If anything happens out of anger, we cannot bear the responsibility." "Every time I say this, everyone bursts into laughter."

"I know this old Zhao very well. We lived across the street from him, and I didn't see him in bad health. His energy in going upstairs was even braver than mine. I lived in a four-story old building at that time, and I often saw him slipping away. My son went upstairs, is this a person with a bad heart?"

"This old Zhao and my father work in the same unit. That's why we live in the same building. The house is allocated by the work unit. That unit has a duty system, but Old Zhao is a different kind. He is never on duty. He says he has a bad heart. When he arrives, I have palpitations and chest tightness during the night, and I have to lie down gently to relieve the condition."

"Later, everyone learned that Lao Zhao had an incident when he was young. He was frightened and had heart problems ever since. Lao Zhao told everyone about the specific incident, but everyone didn't believe it, but look at how he changed when he recalled it. With a sallow face, I couldn’t help but believe it.”

"The matter goes back 10 years. At that time, Zhao was 30 years old, in his prime, and in good health. After he got married, he still lived in the work dormitory, and his wife and children lived in the country. Until the work unit divided the house, his wife and children were busy with work. Ben came to live there, and Lao Zhao officially left rural life."

"While living in the dormitory, Lao Zhao went home from time to time to help his wife with farm work. His wife planted several acres of land in the countryside. One weekend, Lao Zhao went home to spray wheat wheat. This time, something happened."

"That day, after Lao Zhao finished applying medicine to the wheat, it was already dark. His wife went home to cook first. He stayed alone in the field for a while, picking up the soil ridges that had been washed away by the rain. The field was a few meters away from home. After four or five miles, Lao Zhao walked home calmly. As he walked, he suddenly heard a sound in front of him, which was a "tapping" sound. Lao Zhao followed the sound and thought it was coming out after dinner. Villagers inspecting crops.”

"Old Zhao saw the man coming across from him, as if he was on his way carrying a basket on his back. Who is this? He looks unfamiliar! There are only a few people in the village, and Old Zhao knows them all."

"Old Zhao was thinking, strange thing! Because he felt awkward looking at this person. This person was going from east to west, and Old Zhao was going from west to east. The two of them were getting closer and closer. When this person got closer, they When Lao Zhao was only a few steps away, with the light of the sky, Lao Zhao finally saw clearly that this man had no head."

"Old Zhao was petrified by the scene in front of him. He sat down on the ground, unable to move, and he didn't dare to make a sound, even though he was extremely frightened."

"He just watched this "man" walk away with the basket on his back... Until his wife came to look for him, Lao Zhao was still sitting on the ground, his eyes were straight and his mouth was salivating."

"His wife knew better and knew that he had hit something unknown. She gave him a big mouth and he woke up, but he suffered from heart problems."

"From then on, Lao Zhao no longer dared to work in the fields, and his wife was responsible for the work in the fields. Fortunately, two years later, the work unit divided the house. Naturally, we have met his wife, and we all call her Aunt Zhao. She is tall, thick, and has a loud voice. A fierce woman has the aura to kill when she gets into a fight."

"Ever since Lao Zhao was frightened, Aunt Zhao has become his "protector." With Aunt Zhao around, Lao Zhao is not afraid. This is why several colleagues in the unit abandoned their country wives, but Lao Zhao did not abandon his country wives. s reason."

After Fang Rui finished speaking, he remained silent.

Duan Yu was stunned for a moment: "Is it over?"

"It's over, how was it? Were you scared?" Fang Rui asked.

"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?" Duan Yu said.

"Of course it's the truth!" Fang Rui said.

"It's not as scary as Sister Mu Mu's story." Duan Yu said.

"I thought you were so awesome, but I expected so much." Chen Guo despised you.

"Extremely disappointing." Everyone commented unanimously.

"Looks like I'm going to use my trump card." Fang Rui suddenly said.

"Hey! There is also a trump card, take it out and listen to it." Wei Chen said.

"It's really scary this time! I'm not responsible for being scared to death!" Fang Rui reminded again.

"I promise I won't make you responsible, not only won't make you responsible, but if it really scares me, I'll give you a bonus this month." Chen Guo said.

"This is what you said, don't go back on it!" Fang Rui's eyes were bright.

"Of course not. We do what we say, and so many people are testifying." Chen Guo said, patting her chest.

"Okay, then I'll go get ready first and wait for a few minutes." Fang Rui said mysteriously.

"Okay, hurry up." Chen Guo nodded.

"Quickly." Fang Rui stood up and ran away.

Within a few minutes, Fang Rui came back again, holding a flashlight in his hand.

Duan Yu saw the flashlight in Fang Rui's hand: "Is this your prop?"

"Haha, that's right. I'm ready now. Are you ready?" Fang Rui asked.

"Ready, tell me. If you can't scare us, boss, remember to deduct half a month's salary from him," Ye Xiu said.

"Okay!" Chen Guo agreed immediately.

"Okay, old Ye, when you see a fellow, you shoot in the back, right?" Fang Rui stared.

Ye Xiu shrugged: "I'm not from your hometown."

Although Fang Rui gritted his teeth at Ye Xiu, he was not worried at all. He was quite confident in his story.

"Okay, if you can't scare you, just deduct my salary, but if you scare you, give me a bonus."

"I know, it's long-winded." Chen Guo said impatiently.

"Then I'll start talking!"

Fang Rui coughed and then pulled out the scariest story he had ever heard.

"There was a doctor who was getting ready to go home at one o'clock in the morning after doing emergency care."

"But when he walked to the elevator door, he saw a female nurse, so he took the elevator downstairs with her, but the elevator didn't stop when it reached the first floor and kept going down."

"When they reached the third underground floor, the elevator door opened, and a little girl appeared in front of them. She lowered her head and said she wanted to take the elevator."

"The doctor hurriedly closed the elevator door upon seeing this. The nurse looked up at him and asked strangely: "Why don't you let that little girl enter the elevator? "."

"The doctor turned pale at this time and said tremblingly: "B3 is the morgue of our hospital. The hospital tied a red ribbon to the right hand of each corpse. I just saw a red ribbon on her right hand. Ribbon...so.that girl is not human! "."

After hearing this, the nurse raised an evil smile at the corner of her mouth, then gradually stretched out her right hand and said with a sinister smile: "Is it... such a red rope?" . "

After Fang Rui finished speaking, he didn't say a word. This time, the scene was completely silent. No one said anything anymore, but looked at Fang Rui with slightly dilated pupils.

Fang Rui was very satisfied with this result.

It shows that this cunning story of his has achieved its effect.

After a while, Chen Guo asked, "So that female nurse is not human?"

"That's right, that female nurse has a pale face. When the doctor saw the nurse, she was frightened to death. Just like you look at my right hand."

Fang Rui said, with a cold smile on his lips, and then raised his right hand.

Fang Rui's right hand was also tied with a red rope.

When Chen Guo looked at his right hand, Fang Rui shined the flashlight directly on his face.

In an instant, Fang Rui's face looked very creepy in the dark night!
Seeing Fang Rui's pale face and the red rope in his hand, Chen Guo was so frightened that she screamed: "Ah~! How weird!!"

(End of this chapter)