Bright Sword: Fools in charge of the cooking class, become special forces
Chapter 103 Negotiating with a Madman
Chapter 103 Negotiating with a Madman
Hashimoto squadron leader quickly said: "It's worth it, it's definitely worth it. Let me tell you, I'm an officer. If Matsumoto dares not to redeem me, those officers and soldiers will not obey him.
If the officers don't even redeem them, what are those officers and soldiers down there?Who can guarantee that one day they will not be captured?If you use this point to talk to him, you will succeed. "
"Yoshi..."
Wang Hao immediately gave him a thumbs up.
Sure enough, people are not for themselves, and heaven and earth will destroy it!
But you said he was unfaithful, it seems that he is not, after all, he did not betray their great empire.
After chatting with Hashimoto Squadron Captain, Wang Hao also knew it in his heart.
At noon the next day, as expected, five little devils came to the valley with little white flags.
Those guerrilla fighters rushed up and surrounded them in a hurry.
Then they all took away their weapons, tied their hands behind their backs, and put on a black hood on their heads.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, the headgear was finally taken off.
The devils wiped their eyes, looked left and right, they were obviously in a cave.Surrounded by soldiers with live ammunition.
There was a square table in front of them, and on the opposite side of the table sat a young man smiling at them.Behind the young man stood three Eighth Route Army soldiers with bad eyes.
"Mr. devils, hello, welcome to the railway guerrillas. Please sit down."
The five of them sat down nervously.
Wang Hao said generously: "Let me introduce myself first. I am Wang Hao from the Independent Regiment of the Eighth Route Army. How about you? What are your identities?"
The leading second lieutenant said in broken Chinese: "Mr. Wang Hao, my name is Meichuan Dingjiku, and I am the negotiator who came to negotiate with you this time."
"Pfft..."
Wang Hao burst out laughing.
The others didn't laugh because they didn't know what a *** was.
"Sorry! I really can't hold back."
A devil next to Meichuan Dingjiku couldn't help but cursed.
"Ba Ga, Lu, what are you laughing at?"
Wang Hao didn't blame him either, he laughed for a long time before stopping.
"I'm really sorry, I just couldn't help it! I didn't wear underwear, yes, you devils don't wear underwear. Haha..."
Monk Wei and Duan Peng looked at Wang Hao speechlessly.
I don't know what the hell he is doing, can you negotiate?Won't let us come!
"Why are you looking at me with such eyes? Isn't this name funny? Isn't it funny without pants?"
Monk Wei burst out laughing when they heard his explanation.
Mei Chuan Dingji became very angry: "Ba Ga, Mr. Wang Hao, please don't insult me. My name is in our country, and it doesn't mean what you think."
Wang Hao ignored him, and said to Monk Wei and the others: "Everyone, do you know how their surname Guiziguo came from?"
"how did it get here?"
They were interested in this monk Wei.I couldn't help but asked.
Wang Hao said: "Let me tell you, their devil country is warlike, and almost all young men have been conscripted to serve as soldiers to invade other countries, and there is no time to marry and have children, so the population is getting smaller and smaller.
Therefore, their emperor came up with a national policy to allow all men to have sex with any woman at will, no matter when and where, so as to maintain the birth rate of the population. "
Monk Wei's eyes brightened immediately: "Wow, isn't their Devil Country fun?"
Suddenly, everyone looked at those devils with weird eyes.
Those devils blushed suddenly, this Baga, how did he know?
Wang Hao continued: "Because they did this, they don't know who the father of the child is. Then who will the child be named after birth? This problem must be resolved, right?"
"So! They came up with an idea. Where they were conceived, that's what their last name is. For example, Tanaka! Matsushita! Shanqian! Shanshita! Wait, etc. You all understand!"
"Oh!"
Monk Wei and the others suddenly realized that they couldn't help asking again.
"Then what does the surname Mei Chuan mean?"
Wang Hao said: "Isn't this simple? I was conceived in Meiziling!"
"Ba Ga, Lu..."
Meichuan Dingjiku felt extremely humiliated.He slapped the table involuntarily and cursed.
"Fuck...you little devil, I gave you face, didn't I?"
When Wang Hao stood up, he reached out and grabbed him by the collar, lifted him up, threw him to the ground, and then punched and kicked him.
"Oh, why are you like this? Oh, it hurts me to death..."
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku was beaten and screamed immediately.
The other four devils wanted to move, but the guerrillas stopped them with guns.
Monk Wei and the others hurried up to hold Wang Hao.
"Oh, rat, don't hit it, you'll die if you hit it again."
Only then did Wang Hao stop.
When Meichuan Dingjiku got up, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.
"Damn it, Hirata Ichiro, Major General Ito dared to kill me, but you dare to bully me in front of me. You haven't died before."
Mei Chuan Dingji was dumbfounded, why does this kid become more abnormal the more he looks at it?
Anyway, either a fool or a lunatic.
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku returned to his seat and sat down, and said: "Mr. Wang Hao, we came to negotiate with you, but we came with sincerity. You can't treat us like this."
Wang Hao patted the table and said, "Fart, this is my territory. I can treat you whatever I want to do to you. What can you do with me?"
gah...
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku suddenly had nothing to say.This guy is completely unreasonable to you, how can you tell him?
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku said: "Then, shall we still talk about this sentence?"
Wang Hao said: "If you want to talk about it, talk about it, and if you don't want to talk about it, you can pull it down. I trade a captain for an ordinary soldier. Do you think I make money? Really. Are you going to talk about it or not? If you don't talk about it, get out of here."
"No."
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku felt that the negotiation skills he had learned were useless at this moment.
"Tell me! What do you want? Anyway, [-] oceans is impossible."
Meichuan Dingjiku wanted to end the negotiation as soon as possible.The longer you stay here, the more dangerous you are!
The guy in front of you is completely unreasonable to you.
Wang Hao stared at Meichuan Dingjiku for a long time, until his heart beat faster.
"Oh, oh, I understand. You are the man of the squadron leader Matsumoto, right? You don't want to save the squadron leader Hashimoto at all, right? As long as the squadron leader Hashimoto can't go back, the squadron leader Matsumoto can be the captain .right?"
"What a vicious conspiracy! Just wait for me, I must make your conspiracy public. I will ruin your squadron leader Matsumoto, and even the squadron leader can't do it..."
what?
When did I say I didn't want to save Captain Hashimoto?
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku and the few devils he brought were stunned.
Everyone don't keep books, okay?The dozen or so who fell down after subscribing all of a sudden, I feel so panicked!
My daily updates are based on [-] to [-] words!
(End of this chapter)
Hashimoto squadron leader quickly said: "It's worth it, it's definitely worth it. Let me tell you, I'm an officer. If Matsumoto dares not to redeem me, those officers and soldiers will not obey him.
If the officers don't even redeem them, what are those officers and soldiers down there?Who can guarantee that one day they will not be captured?If you use this point to talk to him, you will succeed. "
"Yoshi..."
Wang Hao immediately gave him a thumbs up.
Sure enough, people are not for themselves, and heaven and earth will destroy it!
But you said he was unfaithful, it seems that he is not, after all, he did not betray their great empire.
After chatting with Hashimoto Squadron Captain, Wang Hao also knew it in his heart.
At noon the next day, as expected, five little devils came to the valley with little white flags.
Those guerrilla fighters rushed up and surrounded them in a hurry.
Then they all took away their weapons, tied their hands behind their backs, and put on a black hood on their heads.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, the headgear was finally taken off.
The devils wiped their eyes, looked left and right, they were obviously in a cave.Surrounded by soldiers with live ammunition.
There was a square table in front of them, and on the opposite side of the table sat a young man smiling at them.Behind the young man stood three Eighth Route Army soldiers with bad eyes.
"Mr. devils, hello, welcome to the railway guerrillas. Please sit down."
The five of them sat down nervously.
Wang Hao said generously: "Let me introduce myself first. I am Wang Hao from the Independent Regiment of the Eighth Route Army. How about you? What are your identities?"
The leading second lieutenant said in broken Chinese: "Mr. Wang Hao, my name is Meichuan Dingjiku, and I am the negotiator who came to negotiate with you this time."
"Pfft..."
Wang Hao burst out laughing.
The others didn't laugh because they didn't know what a *** was.
"Sorry! I really can't hold back."
A devil next to Meichuan Dingjiku couldn't help but cursed.
"Ba Ga, Lu, what are you laughing at?"
Wang Hao didn't blame him either, he laughed for a long time before stopping.
"I'm really sorry, I just couldn't help it! I didn't wear underwear, yes, you devils don't wear underwear. Haha..."
Monk Wei and Duan Peng looked at Wang Hao speechlessly.
I don't know what the hell he is doing, can you negotiate?Won't let us come!
"Why are you looking at me with such eyes? Isn't this name funny? Isn't it funny without pants?"
Monk Wei burst out laughing when they heard his explanation.
Mei Chuan Dingji became very angry: "Ba Ga, Mr. Wang Hao, please don't insult me. My name is in our country, and it doesn't mean what you think."
Wang Hao ignored him, and said to Monk Wei and the others: "Everyone, do you know how their surname Guiziguo came from?"
"how did it get here?"
They were interested in this monk Wei.I couldn't help but asked.
Wang Hao said: "Let me tell you, their devil country is warlike, and almost all young men have been conscripted to serve as soldiers to invade other countries, and there is no time to marry and have children, so the population is getting smaller and smaller.
Therefore, their emperor came up with a national policy to allow all men to have sex with any woman at will, no matter when and where, so as to maintain the birth rate of the population. "
Monk Wei's eyes brightened immediately: "Wow, isn't their Devil Country fun?"
Suddenly, everyone looked at those devils with weird eyes.
Those devils blushed suddenly, this Baga, how did he know?
Wang Hao continued: "Because they did this, they don't know who the father of the child is. Then who will the child be named after birth? This problem must be resolved, right?"
"So! They came up with an idea. Where they were conceived, that's what their last name is. For example, Tanaka! Matsushita! Shanqian! Shanshita! Wait, etc. You all understand!"
"Oh!"
Monk Wei and the others suddenly realized that they couldn't help asking again.
"Then what does the surname Mei Chuan mean?"
Wang Hao said: "Isn't this simple? I was conceived in Meiziling!"
"Ba Ga, Lu..."
Meichuan Dingjiku felt extremely humiliated.He slapped the table involuntarily and cursed.
"Fuck...you little devil, I gave you face, didn't I?"
When Wang Hao stood up, he reached out and grabbed him by the collar, lifted him up, threw him to the ground, and then punched and kicked him.
"Oh, why are you like this? Oh, it hurts me to death..."
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku was beaten and screamed immediately.
The other four devils wanted to move, but the guerrillas stopped them with guns.
Monk Wei and the others hurried up to hold Wang Hao.
"Oh, rat, don't hit it, you'll die if you hit it again."
Only then did Wang Hao stop.
When Meichuan Dingjiku got up, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.
"Damn it, Hirata Ichiro, Major General Ito dared to kill me, but you dare to bully me in front of me. You haven't died before."
Mei Chuan Dingji was dumbfounded, why does this kid become more abnormal the more he looks at it?
Anyway, either a fool or a lunatic.
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku returned to his seat and sat down, and said: "Mr. Wang Hao, we came to negotiate with you, but we came with sincerity. You can't treat us like this."
Wang Hao patted the table and said, "Fart, this is my territory. I can treat you whatever I want to do to you. What can you do with me?"
gah...
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku suddenly had nothing to say.This guy is completely unreasonable to you, how can you tell him?
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku said: "Then, shall we still talk about this sentence?"
Wang Hao said: "If you want to talk about it, talk about it, and if you don't want to talk about it, you can pull it down. I trade a captain for an ordinary soldier. Do you think I make money? Really. Are you going to talk about it or not? If you don't talk about it, get out of here."
"No."
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku felt that the negotiation skills he had learned were useless at this moment.
"Tell me! What do you want? Anyway, [-] oceans is impossible."
Meichuan Dingjiku wanted to end the negotiation as soon as possible.The longer you stay here, the more dangerous you are!
The guy in front of you is completely unreasonable to you.
Wang Hao stared at Meichuan Dingjiku for a long time, until his heart beat faster.
"Oh, oh, I understand. You are the man of the squadron leader Matsumoto, right? You don't want to save the squadron leader Hashimoto at all, right? As long as the squadron leader Hashimoto can't go back, the squadron leader Matsumoto can be the captain .right?"
"What a vicious conspiracy! Just wait for me, I must make your conspiracy public. I will ruin your squadron leader Matsumoto, and even the squadron leader can't do it..."
what?
When did I say I didn't want to save Captain Hashimoto?
Mei Chuan Ding Jiku and the few devils he brought were stunned.
Everyone don't keep books, okay?The dozen or so who fell down after subscribing all of a sudden, I feel so panicked!
My daily updates are based on [-] to [-] words!
(End of this chapter)
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