Peek at my diary, Cao Cao dominates the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 602 The highest level of trolls

The prime minister's mansion was extremely quiet, and this man offended everyone present with just one word.

Even Lu Yan had to sigh in his heart, "Cowhide!"

This person's demeanor, plus Cao Cao's mention of Kong Rong's recommendation of Mi Heng to Lu Yan, Lu Yan guessed the identity of this person at once.

Although everyone was upset, they didn't lower their status to care about anything with an impolite savage.

Lu Yan bowed his head and whispered in Cao Cao's ear, "This person should be Ni Heng."

Mi Heng had been in exile in Jingbei until the early years of Jian'an in history.

In the early years of Jian'an, he went back to Xuchang to seek an official job from Cao Cao, but he didn't expect that because of his extreme sexiness, he would humiliate each other with Cao Cao and cut off his future.Because of frustration, Mi Heng became more and more extreme, and then began to curse.

In this life, Ni Heng still returned to Xuchang, but it has been seven years since Jian'an, and he has lived many years longer than in history.

When Mi Heng first came to Xuchang, he was deeply shocked by the prosperity of Xuchang.

He came to Xuchang and found his good friend Kong Rong. After the two had an in-depth exchange, they also planned to stay here to show their strengths.

But who knew that Boss Cao ignored Kong Rong's several recommendations.Where has Mi Heng, who has always been extremely arrogant and willful, received such an "insult"?
So later Cao Cao reluctantly agreed, and even when he summoned him several times, Mi Heng resolutely refused.

He also heard that Cao Cao was going to have a banquet for his powerful heroes and generals tonight, and the extremes in Mi Heng's heart broke out again, and this was the scene of Mi Heng rushing to the prime minister's mansion for a group banquet at night.

Cao Cao was stunned when he heard the words, and asked softly: "I summoned him several times before, but he refused with various excuses. Why did he come uninvited to the banquet today?"

Lu Yan shrugged and replied, "Who knows, why don't you ask him?"

"Are you Ni Zhengping?" Cao Cao asked as expected.

Mi Heng was called out by Cao Cao, but suddenly burst into laughter.

Lao Cao frowned slightly and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

Mi Heng cupped his hands, bowed slightly, and said, "Mi Heng, a savage, pay homage to Duke Cao!"

His current appearance was indeed somewhat similar to that of a savage.

After saluting, Mi Heng said: "Xiao Xiao, there is no one in this huge prime minister's mansion!"

Being humiliated naked again, even the best-tempered person can't help but get angry.

But just when someone tried to stand up and reply, Mi Heng suddenly reached out and tore off his patched sleeves!
"Tear!"

Not only that, but he also tore off a part of his trousers.

This guy's behavior stunned most of the people present, and Lu Yan was no exception. A thought popped into his mind inexplicably, "Has anyone engaged in performance art so long ago?"

However, Cao Cao and Lu Yan didn't understand Mi Heng's intentions, but it didn't mean that other people didn't know.

At this time, Xun Yu, who was sitting under Cao Cao's hands, said softly: "Jie Yu Kun's head, Sang Hu walks naked. From Qu Yuan's "Nine Chapters", the following is: Loyalty does not need to be used, and virtuous people do not need to be used. Wu Zi is in trouble, and he is better than Qian.鏹醢”

After Xun Yu's explanation, Cao Cao and Lu Yan suddenly realized.Kunshou and naked behavior are all accusations that loyal talents cannot be used. It turns out that Ni Heng is insinuating that Cao Cao is not good at employing people, and he is a fatuous master like King Huai of Chu!

"Some rotten scholars don't swear at people. But this Mi Heng is even better, and he doesn't even have to swear." Lu Yan's awareness of trolls instantly rose to another level.

The scene was very quiet, and although Xun Yu's words were relatively soft, he could still hear some sentences in it.

Seeing that someone saw through his intentions so quickly, Mi Heng softened his attitude a bit, and even bowed his hands to Xun Yu.

Xun Yu returned the salute, stood up and said, "You Zhengping, you can be regarded as a famous person in Pingyuan, if you have any dissatisfaction, you can speak it out to the prime minister."

Although Mi Heng saluted Xun Yu just now, it was just because he recognized Xun Yu's knowledge, it didn't mean he recognized Xun Yu, especially someone who was more handsome than himself.

"Who are you?" You Heng asked in a somewhat unfriendly tone.

Xun Yu has a very good self-cultivation, even though Mi Heng is so rude, he still responded gracefully: "Xun Yu, Xun Wenruo."

"Oh." Mi Heng snorted, but there was no more to say.Oh what do you mean?What the hell are you talking about!
An embarrassing atmosphere permeated the entire Prime Minister's Mansion. Xun Yu could neither stand nor sit. No matter how well-mannered he was, he couldn't hold back at this moment.

Seeing this, Lu Yan couldn't help but shook his head, thinking, "This is what happens when you talk to Troll. Xun Yu, Xun Yu, you're still too young."

Lu Yan, who has seen Internet trolls and keyboard geniuses of later generations, knows the ability of these people to be so popular that people don't pay for their lives.The best way to deal with these people is to ignore them.Because the more you resist, the more excited they will be. In any case, you will be the last one to be deflated and angry.

Xun Yu felt as if he was being roasted on the fire. Someone finally couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and scolded: "Irreverent villain, how can you humiliate Xun Lingjun!"

Someone relieved himself, and Xun Yu was finally able to sit back.

Mi Heng turned to the person who spoke out, cast a disdainful glance, and asked, "Which onion are you?"

If you answer, you will become a green onion, and if you don't answer, you will be too cowardly. So should you answer or not?
Fortunately, that person knew how to avoid the important and take the light of the matter. He didn't respond to Mi Heng's question directly, but said: "Mr. Xun Ling has far-reaching wisdom and good governance, even Xiao He and Chen Ping are no different!"

Mi Heng replied with a half-smile: "Hehe! Xun Wenruo can indeed use his face to pay tribute to the funeral!"

"puff!"

As soon as these words came out, many people who were still eating meat and drinking in secret couldn't help but spit out the wine from their mouths.

Can Xun Yu use his face to pay tribute to the funeral? ? ?This special meow is too damaged!

In ancient times, solemn and handsome people were usually invited to preside over funerals, and Hakka people generally send good-looking and dignified people to attend.Therefore, when Mi Heng said that Xun Yu "can use his face to pay tribute to the mourning", he was secretly scolding him for his superficial appearance.

Lu Yan said happily in his heart: "This brother's arrest is really too bad, he really deserves to be the originator of the spray!"

The person who uttered the "righteousness" went on to say: "Xi Jijiu is strategizing and has a lot of wisdom; Guo Jijiu is far-sighted and has insight into people's hearts!"

"Only opera writers can recite poems in vain; Guo Fengxiao can serve tea and water."

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Without waiting for the brother to roll his name again, Mi Heng said directly like a cannonball: "Xun You can make the tomb watch over the tomb, Cheng Yu can make the door closed, Zhang Liao can make the drums and gold, Xu Chu can make the cattle herd the horses. Jin can be used to take evidence and read moves, Li Dian can be used to pass on letters and sent to the army, full of favors can be used to drink wine and eat bad food, Xu Huang can be used to butcher pigs and dogs, Xiahou Dun is called the perfect general, Cao Zixiao is called the prefect who asks for money!"

"!" Everyone opened their mouths wide, stunned, and the people at the banquet even forgot the sound of breathing for a while.

Those who were named were ashamed and indignant, while those who were not named were secretly glad
Just when Lu Yan was glad that he was not named by Mi Heng, Lao Cao suddenly said, "I have Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong who will be the vanguard in every battle and are almost invincible in the world!"

Ni Heng glanced at Cao Cao and said, "Zhao Yun can make the horse fall, which is very useful."

"Knock!" Seeing that Lao Cao clicked on Zhao Yun, Lu Yan felt a little bit in his heart, secretly thinking that he was going to suffer!

Sure enough, without waiting for Lu Yan to stop him, Cao Cao pointed to Lu Yan beside him and asked, "I have Lu Changsheng, the peak of civil and martial arts! Dare I ask, who else in the world can stand shoulder to shoulder with him?!"

(End of this chapter)