Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 45

Finding things in the forest is not easy.After rummaging around, the two bandits finally found a ginseng with a red cloth mark next to a piece of dead wood.

The bandit said: "It's rare, a century-old ginseng is worth thousands of gold."

The little bandit said excitedly: "Let's do it, we will share the money if we dig it up and sell it."

The two bandits, big and small, have been busy for a long time without any fatigue, but they are enjoying it.

Little bandit: "It's done, make a fortune..." Before he finished speaking, a dagger protruded from his back, piercing his voice and his beautiful vision.

The little bandit turned his head slowly and with difficulty, who else could he be except the big bandit he usually regarded as his elder and master?
The bandit laughed, bent down to pick up the ginseng, wrapped it in a red cloth and said, "Two people are called partial wealth, and only one is called windfall wealth." His words were full of philosophy.

After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill in his neck, and a dagger had already quietly circled behind his back to the front of his neck. The bandit wisely did not turn his head, but raised the ginseng flatly to give way to the person behind him.

"Have you ever wondered why there is a difference between windfall and windfall?" The person behind took the ginseng and said, "I will ask you to answer, and I will not kill you if I answer honestly."

The bandit: "You are a good man! I know everything, and I can say everything."

"Whose horse are you?"

Although the word Ma Zai is a bit strange, the meaning can still be deduced, so he replied: "I belong to Yemen."

"How many subordinates does Gui Yemen have?"

The gangster wondered: "How can a small person like me know the exact figures, but there should be seven or eight hundred. I don't know if this answer is enough?"

"How many masters are there in Gui Yemen?"

Bandit: "The leader is at the peak of first-class, and there are two bosses who have entered the first-class in the past two years."

"Who ordered you to rob and kill Yang Fan?"

Bandit: "It was called by the people above."

"Do you know why?"

Bandit: "My status is too low, I really don't know that."

The gangster suddenly felt a chill in his neck, bleeding profusely. He lay on the ground and saw the true face of the person behind him.

Not Yang Fan, who else?
Yang Fan smiled and said, "Then you should be cool."

After pulling out his clothes and making money, Yang Fan slapped his ass and left without caring about his funeral, and it was nothing more than a wild goose pulling out his hair.

Yang Fan patted his pocket, and said to himself, "Being a bandit doesn't make much money, two people have three taels of silver. But this ginseng is a rare windfall, in a word, cool."

After speaking, he walked towards the official road, looking for a new target.

Yang Fan is not afraid of mountains, forests and wild places, and even has some inexplicable expectations for nature.First, there is a special self-made medicine bag, not to mention mosquitoes, flying ants, even poisonous snakes and locusts will not easily approach him; second, I have some extraordinary field knowledge in my memory, such as survival in the wild, making traps , guerrilla tactics... It was this special knowledge deep in his mind that made him feel very familiar in this wilderness.

Yang Fan hid on the side of the road, lying in the bushes, watching Guan Lu waiting for the rabbit.

But I saw a man coming from far away, who is it if it's not Bian Dan?
Seeing him being released, and still walking on the official road so swaggeringly, it seems that my suspicion is right, there must be something strange about Bian Dan.

It's just that Yang Fan didn't want to do anything to Bian Dan, it's not easy for a doctor, so he cherishes it very much.Even if this Bian Dan was really a bandit doctor in the village, Yang Fan didn't intend to kill him.Doctors are sacred, even if they are doctors among the bad guys.Besides, who can say that bandits must be bad guys?Who dares to say that bandits have no good people?Bandits are still kind, so doctors naturally cannot kill them lightly.

Yang Fan was lying in the bushes, thinking whether to greet Bian Dan, or follow him to see who he is?
But I saw Bian Dan looking around, undressing and walking towards Yang Fan while undressing, muttering: "I'm scared to death, I'm so scared that I'm about to pee."

Look at this movement and demeanor, the emotion is urgent, look at the direction and position, the emotion is trying to irrigate my head?

Yang Fancheng stood up with a bang, this reaction is also normal, it's unbearable to be dripping with blood, who would want to be showered with dog urine?

Yang Fan's reaction can only be said to be normal, but Bian Dan's next reaction is absolutely wonderful.

Startled, frightened, and shrunk, he took three steps back and fell to the ground, his crotch was wet, and he panicked.

Maybe people who don't have medical knowledge don't know that the third urgency is not only urgency, but the key is that you can't stop it.If you don’t believe it, when you wake up early and feel the urge to urinate, try to take a dip, and then hold it back abruptly, and you will understand why you can’t hold it anymore.

As a doctor, Yang Fan didn't laugh at him because he saw his wet crotch, but he felt apologetic.

I'm sorry, but it doesn't prevent him from being angry.

"Do you have the nerve to urinate anywhere as a doctor?"

People, do you mean cheap or not?We often only see the faults of others, but cannot see the same faults as others.When Yang Fan said this, he didn't seem to remember that just yesterday he also urinated everywhere, and even made a robber cry.

Bian Dan was in shock at first, but then he said in a panic, "I took it from heaven and earth, and I return to heaven and earth. What am I doing to you? This is not your home's land, and it's not your home's field that I'm booing, but it's as scary as you, you Do you know that this is very unqualified, do you know that it will scare others into impotence?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "You think I think, I'm not a cabbage, I have to stand there waiting for you to fertilize?"

Bian was speechless.

Yang Fan didn't say anything for a while.

Then the two said in unison: "Why are you not dead?"

They looked at each other, and said in unison: "You are not dead, why should I die?"

The two smiled at each other.

speak almost simultaneously.

Yang Fan: "Why did they arrest me by name?"

Bian Dan: "Why did they kill you?"

Yang Fan: "I don't know, didn't you let others intercept me?"

Bian Dan said: "No."

Yang Fan put his arms around Bian Dan's shoulders, walked to a secluded place in the forest, and said, "I respect you as a doctor, so I will not kill you or beat you, but you have to tell me honestly, are you a doctor?" Who? Whose person? Why approach me? Otherwise..."

Bian Dan said vigilantly: "You don't kill me, and you don't beat me, what else? Could it be that you scolded me to death?"

Yang Fan looked at Bian Dan, and said with a sinister smile, "Otherwise, I'll spread the word that a man of your age pissed his pants."

Bian Tan looked at Yang Fan in horror, and praised sincerely: "You are so shameless, I am afraid of you. Okay, I will tell you the truth, anyway, I will let you know sooner or later."

Yang Fan smiled and said, "That's right, you can tell."

Bian Dan said: "I am Cheng Jinmen's doctor, and my name is indeed Bian Dan, but I never lied to you. I was arranged by my elder brother to test you, to see how good you are."

Yang Fan was a little puzzled, and asked, "Bian Dan? This name sounds familiar, by the way, why do you test me, why do you want to see my character?"

Bian Dan looked at Yang Fan and said seriously: "Although you and our second lady are already done, and you have cooked raw rice, but if your conduct is not up to standard, even if our status is not good, you may not be able to take advantage of our second lady."

Yang Fan looked at Bian Dan, shook his head and then looked at Bian Dan again, who can tell me what this idiot is talking about, and why does it sound like a fool to me?
Yang Fan asked: "Wait, why did I get on good terms with your second young lady?"

Bian Tan didn't have a good face and said: "Don't ask me about this, you have to ask yourself. A man has to take responsibility, and if he does it, he does it. Don't deny it. Is it possible that a woman in the family will use her reputation to slander you? No?"

Yang Fan thought in his heart, could it be some nympho who said something stupid, making people think that I did something stupid with others, right?Well, no matter whether it is true or not, don't say anything more, let alone refute anything. In any era, a woman's reputation is always more important than a man's.As long as women are not evil, men can bear a bad reputation.

Yang Fan said: "Come on, I'm not a good person, you told you guys not to take advantage of me."

Bian Dan smiled and said: "Men are cheap, if they like it cheap, they act good. If they can't eat grapes, they say the grapes are sour. When they eat grapes, they say that the grapes on the other shelf are not sour. If they don't have anything to eat, sour grapes will still be sour." I licked it with a grimace, and when I ate it, I was tired of eating sweet grapes and still called grapes sour."

Yang Fan listened to the cloud, but he knew that the cloud was full of traps, and there must be no good.

Yang Fan didn't want to entangle with this bandit doctor anymore, so he said concisely, "Farewell!"

Bian Dan quickly asked, "Where are you going?"

Yang Fan said, "Whatever you want."

Bian Dan said with concern: "Follow me quietly back to Jinmen, this banditry is dangerous for you now, when I just came out of Guiyemen, I heard their order to patrol the mountain, it seems that they intend to Kill you. Even the Beiming Gang has made some moves, judging from the situation, it is not a competition between the two factions, but a cooperation between the two factions, and the mountains are closed at both ends."

Yang Fan asked: "Why do you think they are targeting me? I am a fledgling, I have not made enemies, and I have not established a name. How can someone know that I want to kill me as soon as I leave the realm? You are more familiar with bandits than I am, and you are also He was just released from Gui Yemen's cottage, do you know what's going on?"

Bian Dan was also confused and said, "How do I know this?"

Yang Fan jokingly said, "Could it be possible that I peeked at his wife taking a bath and someone found out?"

Bian Dan looked at him seriously, and said, "It's really possible."

(End of this chapter)