Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 64 Who is blushing and who is the dog
Cheng Song asked curiously: "What did you just talk about? What face blindness? What allergies? Why are you so dumb? Why am I at a loss?"

Bian Dan said, "This is his natural defect."

Cheng Song was even more puzzled.

Bian Dan explained: "Yang Fan has been smart since he was a child, and he can learn everything quickly. He can memorize complicated books several times, and he can even remember simple ones. But he has a rare disease, that is, I can’t remember other people’s faces, I discovered this by accident when I went to the market with him.”

"That day I went to the market with my master and Yang Fan, and I found that Yang Fan was always holding the hand of his master when he went out to the streets, and the route for shopping was fixed, and he was cheated by the same beggar three times, and he still donated copper coins unknowingly. I laughed at his stupidity in front of the master, but the master scolded me, I just thought that the master loved Yang Fan, so I didn't care about it."

Cheng Song didn't interrupt.

Bian Dan closed his eyes and recalled: "That night, the master found me and told me about Yang Fan. He said, 'The little bastard's eyes can't tell the difference between a person's facial features, and he can't remember other people's faces, so he went out. That’s why I like to hold my hand, because I’m afraid I’ll get lost with this bad old man.’”

Cheng Song was surprised: "How can there be such a disease in this world? He is so smart, why can't he memorize the book, but can't remember the face?"

Bian Dan said: "I also asked this question to the master at the time, the master smiled and said, 'There are so many wonders in the world. It is a disease, but it is not a disease. If you use the past and present to explain it, I feel like a little bastard. I was a doctor in my previous life, seeing all kinds of people and looking at all kinds of faces every day, so his eyes will automatically filter out those faces that are not important in his life.' After listening to the master's explanation, I fell silent. They have to secretly observe Yang Fan."

Cheng Song: "Did you find anything special?"

Bian Dan said with a solemn expression: "Yes! And it is very special. For others, it takes ten or 20 years to learn the amount of knowledge, but he can complete it in one month, and he can learn from the old and bring forth the new, draw inferences from one instance, and understand the medicinal properties of each medicine. Just open your mouth, you are familiar with every disease, can you imagine? An eight or nine-year-old child has discovered more than [-] new medicinal materials that can be used as medicine, and invented more than a dozen prescriptions, such as Yunnan Baiyao to stop bleeding, and summer heat Zhengqi liquid, anti-inflammatory Huaxia spirit, insect-repelling wind oil essence."

Cheng Song was dumbfounded, "The newly opened Huaxia Medicine Hall in Shuinan County recently, could it be that the medicine in it was invented by Yang Fan? And he invented it when he was a child?"

Bian Dan nodded, and sighed: "Is it shocking? I am becoming more and more convinced of my master's words. This bastard Yang Fan must have been a doctor in his previous life, so he learned medicine faster and better than others. , learned more than others. It is precisely because he saw many faces in his previous life and saw many people, so it is difficult to remember other people's faces in this life."

Cheng Song worried: "Then how does he distinguish between people? Will he not remember my sister?"

Bian Dan laughed and said, "Didn't he just say that? When he got up today and looked at Missy, he felt that Missy was so beautiful, as if imprinted in his mind, that's why he came out to look at other people's faces seriously. As for how he distinguishes other people's faces?" , you can rest assured, I asked him before, and he said that he distinguishes people by their body shape, tone of voice, demeanor, habits, and tone."

Cheng Song let out a long breath.

Yang Fan on the other side also let out a sigh of relief, but he was not relieved, but gave up.

Yang Fan was dejected and had to admit the fact that he was still sick, and there was no cure for it, and he was with him all his life.

After carefully looking at other people's faces, I still couldn't remember the specific facial features when I turned my head.

Now that I think about it carefully, I can not only remember Cheng Qing's face, but also Wu Yu and Tie Lan's faces. From this point of view, the reason why I can clearly remember the faces that I couldn't remember before is not because of face blindness. The symptoms are cured, but they have genetic memories of them.

This is really a dirty and tasteless passive skill. When you meet friends of the opposite sex in the future, you can't say to them: "I want to remember you, let's exchange a kiss!?"

Qi Fan came towards him, but when he saw Yang Fan, he turned around in panic and left.For some reason, Qi Fan's face was so clear to Yang Fan.

"and many more!"

Yang Fan stepped forward and grabbed Qi Fan's hand.

Qi Fan retracted like an electric shock, his eyes dodged, and he said calmly, "What are you doing?"

Yang Fan put his arms around Qi Fan's shoulders, "I have to thank you face to face for saving my life no matter what."

Qi Fan looked sideways at the hand on his shoulder, his face flushed slightly, and he said softly: "It's not enough! It's not enough!"

Whatever Yang Fan said, Qi Fan went in one ear and out the other, and didn't take it seriously.

Yang Fan bumped Qi Fan with his shoulder, "Hey!"

Qi Fan: "Ah? What?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Why are you so absent-minded?"

Qi Fan: "Oh...maybe he didn't sleep well!?"

Yang Fan said: "It seems that you didn't drink to your heart's content yesterday."

Qi Fan smiled and said: "It's okay to drink, but last night there was a lot of noise, it made me upset."

Yang Fan: "Who is so sick? I don't sleep for half a year and make trouble."

Qi Fan chuckled.Thinking displeasedly in his heart: "Don't you have any points in your heart?"

Yang Fan asked: "Tell me who it is, I'll go and talk about it, or at least hint at him, so that he won't make any noise."

Qi Fan glanced at Yang Fan, blushed for no reason, and smiled.

Yang Fan suddenly said: "Hey, why are you blushing? Men who can blush are rare. So far, you are the second one I have ever seen who can blush."

Qi Fan: "Who is the first?"

Yang Fan tapped his thumb and pushed himself up, "Me!"

Qi Fan smiled.

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Thinking of something inappropriate for children makes you blush?"

Qi Fan pushed Yang Fan's hand away, and stepped back a little, "Don't put me on me, it's hot."

Yang Fan: "Xiao Qi, what did you say happened after I drank yesterday?"

Qi Fan: "You did it yourself, don't you know?"

Yang Fan shook his head, "Drink too much, it's broken."

Qi Fan: "Want to hear it?"

"miss you!"

Qi Fan: "Do you really want to listen?"

"want!"

Clearing his throat, Qi Fan sat upright, and said, "You didn't drink much, you started to wobble, and you stuttered when you spoke. Master Cheng asked you if you were okay, and you immediately replied, 'A man can't say no, and he can't." It’s okay.” After speaking, I drank a few more glasses, and then, your tongue is no longer tied up, and you are not restrained anymore. You step on the bench with one foot, hold the wine glass in the other hand, and flatter the big boss without stopping. He said a lot of nasty love words to his sister."

Yang Fan was dumbfounded, and said dumbly: "Am I really so shameless?"

Qi Fan smiled and said, "It's not that shameless."

Yang Fanqing breathed out.

Qi Fan said unhurriedly: "You are even more shameless than this. Not only did you say nasty words, but you also promised Cheng Jinmen that he would take out three kinds of celestial skills as a dowry gift, and that he would treat Cheng Qing well for the rest of his life, and sang Proposing to someone in a love song, not to mention how nasty the scene is, just thinking about it makes me get goosebumps all over my body."

Yang Fan immediately stayed on the spot anxiously, thinking silently, this is not me, this is not true.Thinking of this, she turned and left embarrassedly, and said, "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Qi Fan stopped him, "What's the rush? I haven't finished yet!"

Yang Fan shook his head: "If I don't listen, I won't listen."

Qi Fan burst out laughing and said, "You're blushing..."

Before Qi Fan could react, Yang Fan shook his hands and left, leaving a sentence in the air: "I am not blushing, whoever blushes is a puppy."

Looking at the back of the fleeing, Qi Fan laughed heartily.

With regard to the military strategy of unifying the bandits, Bian Dan talked about a tactical idea of ​​"the snipe and the clam fight, and the fisherman wins".

Cheng Song took it for granted, and Bian Dan spoke with great interest.It's just that the details need to be fully discussed by the two of them, and there is no rush.

Bian Dan raised his head and put his hands behind his back, and went back to the room to meditate in high spirits.

A loud cry came from the flat room.

I saw Bian Dan standing in the room, dumbfounded and bewildered.

The cabinet in the room was tilted and the floor was in a mess. The medicinal materials in the medicine cabinet disappeared, and the fragrance of the medicine was left, and all kinds of utensils disappeared without a trace. The stove was missing and its whereabouts are unknown.

What a familiar feeling, what a familiar taste, what a familiar trouble.

Bian Dan raised his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Fan! You little bastard!" His expression was mournful, half smiling, half crying, it was hard to describe.

On the other side, Yang Fan stood respectfully in front of Cheng Song, and respectfully handed over three secret books written silently. You can guess from the names, and the age of these books is only one day.

"what?"

Yang Fan twitched and said, "Give the dowry."

Cheng Song looked at Yang Fan in surprise, then slapped his forehead, it turned out to be that drunk nonsense.Quickly declined: "That's all drunken nonsense, it can't be taken seriously."

Yang Fan blushed, and didn't know what to say, but kept pushing him into his arms.

Cheng Song said: "You'd better take it back. Every Tianji Kung Fu is a priceless treasure that can set off a bloodbath in the Jianghu. If you want to give it away, you can give it away. If you give it away, you can give it back three kinds."

Yang Fan: "Anyway, there is no shortage."

Cheng Song thought to himself: "Could you be using the earth-level exercises and the day-level exercises? Are you still lacking?" He declined politely: "You should practice by yourself."

Yang Fan said honestly, "I don't want to practice."

The corners of Cheng Song's eyes couldn't help twitching, you have many kinds of celestial skills, and you don't want to practice yet, why are you playing with me?Are you kidding me?
Cheng Song didn't want to hurt others by speaking to this brother-in-law who just got married, so he said, "Then I'll keep a copy."

Yang Fan spread out the booklets, there is a book about swordsmanship "Quick Knife Cutting Hemp", a book about marksmanship "Stealing Reckless", and a book about legwork "Missing Legs", all written by Yang Fanmo are intentional, because These are suitable for soldiers to display on the battlefield.

The Cheng family has passed down a book of Tianji sword technique from their ancestors, and the brothers and sisters of the Cheng family have learned swords since they were young, so they chose "Quick Sword Cutting Hemp" without much thought.

Yang Fan had no choice but to kick two books, bowed and left.

(End of this chapter)