Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 67 I'm Sleeping With You
Bian Dan suddenly remembered something and asked, "Why did you come to me tonight? Is there a lecture?"

Yang Fan said with a playful smile: "Brother, you are such a smart person, there needs others to give lectures, you can understand these things at a glance."

Bian Dan answered the words angrily: "Once you do it, you will lose it."

Yang Fan giggled.

Bian Dan: "Tell me honestly, are you here to steal my books, or my medicine?"

Yang Fan straightened his face, and said angrily: "How can you call it stealing from my senior brother?"

Flatten your mouth and grin, you can experience it yourself.

Yang Fan said righteously: "Students who use your books to study can't be said to be stealing, so to say you are insulting knowledge; brothers and sisters who use some of your medicinal materials for experiments, this can't be called stealing, so to say you are insulting science."

Bian Dan said flatly: "You are good-looking, you are right in everything you say."

Yang Fan smiled with a look of "children can be taught", very relieved.

Bian Dan asked with a smile: "Little bastard! Why don't you go back and talk about life with the young lady at such a late hour?"

Yang Fan let out a hilarious smile and said with a wry smile, "Don't mention it."

Bian Dan: "What's wrong?"

Yang Fan: "The quarrel was kicked out."

Bian Dan smiled and said, "It makes me happy to tell such a sad thing."

Yang Fan laughed and said, "You've been beaten up in the rivers and lakes for your sloppy talk, right?"

Bian Dan scolded with a smile: "How many people in such a big world can match my cheap way of speaking?"

Yang Fan laughed happily, feeling very useful.I can't help but think of the relationship between Grandpa and Grandpa Qingtang again, isn't it the same?

Bian Dan urged: "That's exactly what I said!"

Yang Fan then slowly explained the ins and outs of the matter, the cause and effect.

Bian Dan: "Forgive me! This quarrel is indeed very heavenly. It comes when it is said, it hurts when it is said, and it is red if it is red."

Yang Fan opened his eyes wide and studied hard, did you hear me?This is the art of speaking, imagery, aptness, engaging and evocative.Hey bah... No aftertaste, it should be meaningful, yes, it is meaningful.

Bian Dan went on to say: "However, you are still wrong. You are careless. You don't think about what other people are thinking, so you take black-bellied schemes as wisdom. Remember one sentence, what women want to see is always It's not the wisdom you show deliberately, what they need is to see you being cute and silly in front of them. What they want is not reason, but an attitude that you show that you care about them."

Yang Fan was stunned and enlightened, "You have great insight. Brother! How do you think I can break through this quarrel?"

Bian Dan smiled and said, "I'll send you the three-character mantra, wait, coax, go."

Yang Fan squeezed Bian Dan's shoulders and said humbly, "Please enlighten me!"

Bian Tan said: "A lot of disputes are about emotions. The more anxious you are, the more mistakes you make, the more mistakes you make, the more trouble you get. In fact, you don't need to explain right away, because the emotions are there, and it often backfires. So you have to wait until she is in a good mood. Now, wait for her to be happy, wait for her to stop confrontation."

Yang Fan: "Yes, yes, what the brother said is too reasonable. How can I coax you?"

Bian Dan said with a smile: "Coaxing is a technical job, it can be done with a sincere attitude, or a playful smile, or being funny and coquettish, or being shameless, or humorous, but, but, you must remember that coaxing is not about reasoning, reasoning is You can only speak when she asks."

Yang Fan: "Listening to my brother's words is better than reading ten years of books. Then how do you understand 'up'?"

Bian Dan coughed and fell to Yang Fan's ear, not knowing what to say.

Yang Fan asked in surprise, "What?"

Bian Dan said it again.

Yang Fan shook his head and said, "I can't hear you."

Bian Dan said loudly: "Are you deaf? I said, if you can't be persuaded, just sleep."

Yang Fan opened his eyes wide, savored carefully, and spit out two words after a long time: "Wonderful!"

Bian Dan sat upright, elegant and delicate, as if I hadn't said anything.

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Senior brother has left a lot of romantic debts in the Jianghu these years, right?"

Bian Dan said earnestly: "Whether medical skills are high or not has nothing to do with how many people were treated and died, and understanding of feelings has nothing to do with how many people were missed."

Yang Fan also deeply thinks that one can understand love only after being in love, how can one understand love if there is a lot of love?A master in love is often not an infatuated person.

Yang Fan asked curiously, "Brother! Then how many beauties have you had?"

Bian Dan remained silent, and stretched out a finger.

Yang Fan looked Bian Dan up and down, he really didn't expect that such an old driver has only one beauty, but he also knows his senior brother, he is indeed a very good man.

"I only thought that you would know how to love because you have a long history of love. I didn't expect that since you have the ideological awareness of 'One Leaf Knows Autumn'. This should be the legendary state of 'Three Thousands of Weak Water, Only Take One Scoop'. Bar?"

Bian Dan smiled faintly, looking lonely.

Yang Fan, however, was elated and full of chatter, "Would you like to chat with me?"

Bian Dan: "It's getting late, go back to your room early and go to sleep."

Yang Fan said with a smile: "I have nowhere to go today, so I'll squeeze with my brother."

Bian Dan nodded and said, "Since you want to hear the story so much, I think today is also a bright starry sky, why don't we go out and talk under the moon?"

Yang Fan said cheerfully, "Okay, okay."

Bian Dan made a gesture of invitation, and Yang Fan strode forward with a smile on his face.

With a bang bang sound, Yang Fan turned his head in shock, only to see that the door of Bian Dan's room had been closed, and the sound of the latch being clicked was crisp and decisive.

Yang Fan was in a daze under the night sky, his hair looked a little messy under the night wind, but no matter how messy it was, it wasn't because he was in a messy mood at this time.

Yang Fan: "Senior Brother! Senior Brother! Open the door."

A flat voice came from inside the house: "He's not here."

Yang Fan: "It's born from the same root, so why bother with each other?"

"You're not worth my trouble. Stop arguing, I'm not used to sleeping with men, you can figure it out tonight."

Listen, the driver will know if there is one by opening his mouth.

Yang Fan knocked on the door to no avail, and it was useless to call someone, so he could only leave sadly.

In the room, Bian Dan was studying the medicine book by the oil lamp, and suddenly put down the book and sighed.

Bian Dan gently pulled up the sleeves, a tooth mark was impressively visible, Bian Dan slowly rolled it up again, and a neat tattoo print slowly appeared under the oil lamp: the upper circle of the flat circle, loving each other year after year.

Bian Dan said to himself, "Yuanyuan! Are you okay?"

Cheng Qing's boudoir faces away from the room.

Qi Fanning, who was separated by a wall, listened for a long time, but didn't hear anything for a long time.

It seems that I went to bed early today.

Thinking about it, Yang Fan has devoted himself to refining alchemy these days, and now that the elixir is successful, he must feel very peaceful in his heart, and the peace of going to bed early is naturally a matter of reason.

Qi Fan touched a certain place on his face, took out a bronze mirror from his bosom, looked at it seriously, and then suddenly laughed, bewildered and silly.

Being kissed by him makes me happy when I think about it, but I can't feel happier when I think about it.

Is it possible for him and him?How is it possible?So what?

"Yo! Are you looking at the handsome guy?"

Qi Fan panicked, and the bronze mirror in his hand fell to the ground.

Looking up, he saw Yang Fan crawling in from the window with a smile on his face.

Yang Fan clapped his hands, bent down to pick up the bronze mirror, earnestly admired himself, and said, "This kind of thing still can't clearly and completely show my peerless beauty."

Qi Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he cleared his throat, and asked, "I wonder what is the important matter of Brother Yang's visit tonight?"

Yang Fan laughed and said, "It's nothing important, I just want to sleep with you."

Qi Fan opened his mouth wide enough to stuff an egg, he said hesitantly? "This...this...isn't that good? You are...I am...we are...well, how should I put it? Is this good? This is not good."

Yang Fan pulled up a stool, put it under his buttocks, sat down generously, and said, "Sit down, don't be polite, treat this as your own home, don't be coy about being a bitch."

There is no one who is so pretentious to this extent.

Qi Fan sat down cautiously, and asked: "Brother Yang, you'd better not joke about sleeping with me, you have to think carefully about it."

Yang Fan was careless, "What are you thinking about? Are you thinking about taking responsibility? You are a man, and I am a man, why do you act like I am plotting against you?"

Qi Fan came to the rescue and said, "You come to sleep with me, does Missy know?"

Yang Fan sighed, "She quarreled with me and kicked me out, that's why she found someone to sleep with. This incident made me understand a truth, a very profound truth."

Qi Fan asked in surprise, "What? What's the point?"

Yang Fan said seriously: "A man cannot live without his own house."

Qi Fan Haoxuan did not fall to the ground.After thinking about it, Qi Fan felt that he could still scare Yang Fan, and said, "I wonder if you have heard a rumor?"

Yang Fan: "What?"

Qi Fan: "Many people in the village are saying that I am Master Rabbit..."

Yang Fan: "What is that?"

Qi Fan patted his forehead, and felt the urge to cry, and said affectionately, "Master Rabbit is a man who likes men."

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Is it so magical?"

This reaction, this reply, did you feel caught off guard?

Yang Fan asked again: "Then are you Lord Rabbit?"

Qi Fan stared at Yang Fan and replied, "No!"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "That's serious?"

Qi Fan asked, "Why did you sleep with me?"

Yang Fan: "My brother said he was not used to sleeping with men, so he kicked me out."

Qi Fan was tongue-tied, with a kicked expression on his face, and said, "But I'm also a little scared!"

Yang Fan was angry and funny and said, "What are you afraid of?"

Qi Fan said: "I heard that when the eldest lady was attacked by you, she was wearing men's clothing. Could it be that you are the rabbit master?"

Yang Fan became annoyed and said, "Fart! Have you ever seen such a handsome Master Rabbit?"

Qi Fan said calmly: "Master Rabbit is generally quite handsome."

Yang Fan... Sighing, Yang Fan thought, "It seems that I really need to explain this matter."

Pulling the chair close to Qi Fan, Qi Fan wanted to retreat, but was held down by Yang Fan.

Yang Fan said seriously: "Listen to me, the thing is like this..."

(End of this chapter)