Fu Qin starts with a plan

Chapter 348 The Army Full of Urine Smell
In the afternoon, the first rainstorm since autumn began.

The splashing raindrops covered the entire Chunmian Building with a layer of white mist.

The sudden chill made the street look extraordinarily deserted, but the dandies at the moment had a warm atmosphere.

The autumn wind blows into the steaming room through the window. The aroma of various delicacies, the smell of rouge on the girl's body, and the strong smell of wine are mixed together.

The dude put his arms around the girl, ate the boiled mutton sweating profusely, and lamented that this is life.

In contrast to the two, he began to complain about the hardships of life in the army.

"As long as there is no brother who comes out of Pinyang who doesn't miss boiled mutton!" Ma Liang said to Zhao Kun while putting the meat in the pot: "When I left Pinyang, I knew it would be like this, so I should eat it more. Eat it a few times!"

"I agree with this, since I left Pinyang, I haven't eaten a meal of boiled mutton!"

Wang Li agreed loudly.

Zhao Kun looked at him amusedly, and joked, "It's all right for Ma Liang to suffer in the army, you won't be able to?"

"Why not? I really haven't eaten it!"

"Not to mention anything else, let's just talk about the battle of the Great Yue Clan. You captured hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep. How could there be no mutton to eat?"

"There's mutton!" Wang Li patted his thigh and said helplessly, "The key is that the Fire Army doesn't know how to do it!"

"It's not just that I can't cook mutton, I can't even make other things that are hard to swallow!" Wang Yan couldn't help complaining: "When I was in Pinyang, I didn't know how to make it. Bitter and astringent, even dogs won't eat it!"

"Is there such a thing?"

Chen Ping seemed to be very interested in this, so he asked Wang Yan: "Could it be the problem of water?"

"The places we are looking for are all clean water sources, flowing down from icebergs!" Wang Yan shook his head.

Chen Ping continued: "Since the water is fine, it's not too difficult to cook the mutton. Just cut the meat and put it in the pot to cook!"

Hearing this, Wang Li subconsciously glanced at Wang Yan, and then sighed: "The method is indeed simple, the main reason is that there is nothing wrong with it!"

"No pot?"

Zhao Kun was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Wang Li in confusion.

He remembered that Wang Li's cavalry had ten men for one pot, how could there be no pot?

Could it be that those cavalrymen really used iron pans as shields?

Before the king could leave his mouth, Wang Yan on the side interjected awkwardly: "When I went to conquer the Dayue Clan, I didn't expect the iron pot to be so practical. As a result, not only the cavalry but also the infantry wanted to use it. Later, in order to fight for the pot, I almost mutinied. I ordered the pot to be smashed!"

"Ha ha!"

Ma Liang smiled unkindly.

As a bad friend, he felt gratified for this group of dandies who grew up from childhood, and gloated at Zhao Kun: "I have heard of this marching pot, but I have never seen it. They are living in the blessing and don't know the blessing. Your Majesty's talent!"

"You can't say that, the discipline in the army is strict, even if you bring it, you can't use it at will!"

Fusu put down his chopsticks, and said seriously: "There are many times during the march that even lighting a fire is strictly disciplined!"

"Is there strict discipline even for lighting a fire?" Ma Liang asked while eating boiled mutton.

Fusu explained: "In the Guanzhong area, the high mountains and dense forests are good, especially in the Mobei area, marching is extremely dangerous;

As long as there is cooking smoke rising, the enemy can see it dozens of miles away. The Huns have lived in the grassland for many years, and it is easy to identify cooking smoke and smoke. "

"Not bad!"

Wang Li nodded in agreement, and said solemnly: "The eldest son is right, especially when he raided the Da Yue clan."

"What's wrong with the surprise attack on the Da Yue Clan?"

Ma Liang asked curiously.

Wang Li said solemnly: "In that raid, we took precautions to keep it secret in advance, and such things as open flames must be strictly prohibited."

As he said that, he paused: "And the long-distance raid pays great attention to the speed of marching, so even if you can make a fire, you don't have time."

"If you don't light a fire to cook, what do you eat?" Ma Liang asked doubtfully.

"There is dry food, eat it right away!"

Wang Li explained: "From Didao all the way north, it takes two days to arrive at the royal court of the Dayue Clan. There is no extra time, so before the expedition, I prepared three days of dry food."

"So fast?" Chen Ping, who was on the side, asked in surprise, "I can't even have time to sleep!"

Hearing this, Wang Li and Wang Yan looked at each other with wry smiles on their faces.

But Wang Li sighed and said: "Yes, there is, but there is very little time to rest!"

"Besides, long-distance raids are prone to sleepiness. As soon as you arrive at the resting place, you will fall asleep, and when you wake up, you have to set off immediately; if you forget to pee before departure, you can only solve it right away!"

"puff--"

The wine in Zhao Kun's mouth almost spewed out, and he looked at Wang Li strangely: "You said you were peeing right away?"

"Ah."

"Do you still have this stunt?"

"Actually, it's not difficult." Wang Li winked and said, "Just take out the things and pee on the side."

Zhao Kun: "..."

"Don't look at me like that, I'm telling the truth, anyway, the horse under the butt is running, and the person is peeing on it, and the two don't interfere with each other!"

Zhao Kun: "..."

Chen Ping: "..."

The two looked at each other, deeply shocked.

Ma Liang on the side was overjoyed, and joked again: "Is it difficult for ordinary people to learn this unique skill of yours?"

"fine……"

Wang Li scratched his head, subconsciously looked at Wang Yan, and said strangely: "It's not too difficult!"

I don't know whether Ma Liang did it on purpose or not, but he said immorally: "You don't think it's difficult, but it doesn't matter if you put it on someone else. If it's not long enough, you might pee on your pants!"

"indeed."

Wang Li nodded, and immediately looked at Wang Yan: "My cousin just peed on his pants."

"Go away! You are not long enough!"

"Hahaha!"

The dandies laughed.

Fu Su on the side also asked funnyly: "Is this your nonsense, or is it true?"

"There is indeed such a thing!"

Wang Yan explained: "At the beginning of the long-distance raid, the time for eating and rest was compressed to the extreme. We had no choice but to make such a bad plan. Otherwise, we would easily lose our way if we left the team without permission."

Hearing this, everyone looked at each other in dismay.

Fu Su thought about it, and it really made sense.

"Mr. Li An should know, right?" Ma Liang suddenly asked.

Zhao Kun was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "Why should I know?"

"This is the content in "On the March"!"

Ma Liangdao: "At that time, Lieutenant General Qi Lang, who is now Zhang Shaofu, had read Wang Li's "On Marching Army" by heart, and arranged the time for luring the enemy to lay an ambush to the limit, otherwise he would not have been so successful in trapping and killing Xiangbo. .”

Zhao Kun knew that Wang Li's "On the March" was compiled based on his own concept of war data, but he had never read this book, so he didn't know the influence of this book.

But Xiang Bo, who heard Ma Liang say that Zhang Han borrowed this book to destroy it, immediately became interested and wanted to read the contents.

However, before he could open his mouth, Wang Li said with a bit of grievance: "My father is really, such an important book has become known to everyone, how will we deal with the enemy in the future!"

"It's not easy for you to be successful, your father must show off..." Ma Liang said bitterly, "You don't look like my father, I wish I had to recognize my son!"

"Promising is not a result of spelling out, you think it's easy!"

Wang Li rolled his eyes, and complained, "Don't talk about anything else, just talk about peeing on the horse, it feels disgusting to think about it."

"But it's all worth it!"

Wang Yan said proudly: "When we ran long distances back then, those people in the Royal Court of the Dayue Clan were almost scared to death by us!"

"What?" Ma Liang raised his eyebrows: "Did you pee on them?"

"Ok?"

When everyone heard Ma Liang's words, they were taken aback for a moment, and after a moment of reaction, they burst out laughing.

Wang Li was about to burst into tears, and he actively cooperated and said, "Those people from the Dayue Clan probably never dreamed that we would launch a water attack right away!"

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed again.

Zhao Kun asked with a strange face: "So, the cavalrymen of the Da Yue clan were not defeated by your cavalry, but were killed by your urine?"

"puff--"

Fusu sprayed out half a meter of wine with a sip.

Ma Liang laughed and beat his chest, and Wang Li and Wang Yan, who were the parties involved, laughed even more. As for the girls from Chunmianlou and the dandies who hugged the girls, they also swayed from side to side with laughter.

No one expected that the raid on the Da Yue Clan would turn into a biochemical war. In modern times, it would probably be in the news for several days.

In fact, Zhao Kun felt quite relieved.

After all, when Ma Liang teased Wang Li and Wang Yan like this, they didn't take it seriously, and even told everyone what others found difficult to say.

Now the identities of Wang Li and Wang Yan are very different from those of Ma Liang and others. Although Zhao Kun emphasized that identities are not important here, there will be more or less a gap.

However, the facts were unexpected. Today's gathering not only had no barriers, but was very harmonious.

"Actually, sitting on a horse and peeing is not the hardest part."

After laughing, Wang Yan said again: "After all, the time for the surprise attack on the Dayue Clan is very short, and the subsequent battle is not that difficult."

"Then what is the most difficult thing?" Chen Ping asked curiously.

Wang Yan chuckled, then hugged the girl beside him, and said leisurely: "The most difficult thing is that there are no women!"

"How could there be no women? The Da Yue Clan has no women?" Chen Ping asked a little puzzled.

"You don't understand, boy, we women from the Central Plains are better than going out!"

As Wang Yan said, he sniffed vigorously on the girl beside him.

The girl was listening intently, when she was suddenly taken advantage of, she couldn't help blushing, and smacked his chest delicately.

When everyone saw this, they understood it instantly.

But Wang Yan winked again and said: "You don't know that if you don't get close to women for such a long time, you will be driven crazy!"

"So exaggerated?" Zhao Kun was surprised.

"When people are going crazy, they don't exaggerate in anything!" Wang Yan said, pointing at Wang Li with a funny face: "In the last few days, my cousin even had evil thoughts about ewes!"

"ewe?"

Everyone was taken aback, and after a while, they burst into laughter again.

But Wang Li didn't care, and said calmly, "At that time, I just wanted to eat boiled mutton, and I was thinking about how to eat it. But when you spoiled that piece of meat, did I know that you still wanted to slander me?"

"Meat?" Zhao Kun was shocked: "How did you do it?"

"Nothing!"

Wang Yan shook his head and said, "That sheep was pierced by a spear. When I went to clean up the lamb, I measured it with my hand out of curiosity."

"Just measured it with your hand?"

"nonsense!"

Wang Yan stared at Ma Liang: "Did I really spoil the mutton?"

"Hahaha--"

Everyone laughed again.

On the contrary, Fusu and Zhao Kun looked at each other, lamenting that these people are really not easy.

Even if they are generals in the army, they are no better than soldiers. After leaving the deep house compound, everyone is in the same environment.

To survive on the battlefield, in addition to fighting the enemy bravely, one also has to endure the smell of peeing pants and the loneliness of not having a girl.

Veterans, including Wang Ben, are the backbone of this country, so the children of Guanzhong are the cornerstone of this country.

It was they who spared no effort to drive away the Da Yuezhi, which made the Xiongnu dare not invade the country.

After all, this was the smell of urine, which killed the Da Yue clan's army.

With such a frenzied army, why worry about the country's instability?

As long as he continues to gallop with the smell of urine, what about Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu?It's not easy to catch!

…………

At the same time, on the other side, the Chu army camp.

Mi Xin, King Huai of Chu, appointed Song Yi as the general, and went to Julu to oversee Xiang Yu's troops.

Although Xiang Yu won the Battle of Julu, King Huai of Chu didn't want him to become bigger, so he sent Song Yi to restrain him.

As soon as Song Yi arrived in Julu, he immediately gathered in the shogunate to discuss the next strategy.

"Everyone, in the battle of Julu, our army won the battle with fewer troops and displayed the momentum of the coalition army. It is really gratifying!" Song Yi sat in the main seat and talked eloquently.

"That's right, Duke Xiang Yu's first contribution in this battle is none other than Duke Xiang Yu!" A Zhao general echoed with a smile.

The rest of the generals nodded one after another, and then signaled to Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu snorted coldly, remained silent, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

But Song Yi smiled unknowingly: "Duke Lu is really good at this battle. When I return to the capital, I will report to the King of Chu and reward you for your merits!"

Then, he paused, and continued: "When I came to Julu, the king of Chu asked me to take full responsibility for the matter of destroying Qin. From my perspective, the whole army is very tired after continuous fighting, and there is no food and grass stockpile, so the matter of destroying Qin , still need to wait some time!"

Hearing this, everyone looked at each other and looked at each other.

But Xiang Yu was furious: "Then Liu Bang has already entered Hangu Pass westward, why are our troops still staying in Julu? Is it possible to hand over the credit to others?"

"This"

Song Yi hesitated for a moment, then frowned and said: "Although Liu Bang himself led the army to fight against Qin, he was also a minister of Chu. He entered Hangu Pass westward on the order of the king of Chu. Duke Lu said this, so do you want to disrespect the king's order?"

"you!"

Xiang Yu didn't expect that the other party would put a big hat on him as soon as he came, and he was furious immediately.

Fan Zeng on the side quickly grabbed his sleeve, and softly comforted him: "Yu'er, don't be impulsive!"

"What about me?" Song Yi raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that General Xiang is going to offend the next one?"

bang——

Xiang Yu gritted his teeth in anger, smashed the table case with his fist, then turned and left the shogunate depressed.

Song Yi watched his leaving back, and smiled coldly in his heart: "Your uncle can cover the sky with one hand in Chu State, what are you, you want to ride on my head?"

After speaking, he ignored Xiang Yu and dissolved the council directly.

When Xiang Yu returned to the army tent, he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction with Fan Zeng: "Yafu, why did you stop me just now?"

"Although Song Yi made a mistake, he didn't provoke public outrage. If you conflict with him, the gain outweighs the gain!" Fan Zeng said calmly.

"In the battle of the giant deer, no one dares to fight against me. I don't care about the anger of the crowd. Just kill him with a single halberd!"

"Yu'er's words are wrong!"

Fan Zeng said sternly: "The battle of Julu relied on the strength of all the people, and the same is true for the battle to destroy Qin. It is difficult to achieve success by one person alone!"

"So, don't you want to let Liu Bang succeed?" Xiang Yu asked unwillingly.

"Not necessarily!"

Fan Zeng said calmly: "Now we have two things to do, one is to deal with the generals and try to make Song Yi provoke public anger, and the other is to secretly send spies to sneak into the camp of the surrendered army, and let these spies not be exposed for the time being. !"

"it is good!"

Xiang Yu replied angrily, and then cursed in a low voice: "Gou Song Yi, I will kill you sooner or later!"

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