Actor he doesn't want to be a eunuch

Chapter 576 Xu Lang, You Deceive Too Much (ask for a monthly ticket)

Because "Thailand is not easy" there are still a few ending scenes.

Qian Chen finished catching up with the Golden Statue Awards, bid farewell to the crowd, and flew back to Siam with Xiao Wan.

When they come, they come in pairs, and when they go back, there is no beautiful woman to accompany them.

Who sees lonely people coming and going alone, the lonely sandbar is cold...

Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu experienced all kinds of difficulties and obstacles during the days when the two went out to spend time and drink, and were even almost washed away by the flood.

If that's the case, this drama will become their "posthumous work".

The next few scenes arranged are fighting scenes-the Siamese boxing master Tony Jia cameo officially appeared on the stage.

Of course, it wasn't Qian Chen and Tony Jia fighting.

It was Qian Chen who specially hired Tony Jia for "revenge" to cut Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu, two little bastards.

As soon as Qian Chen arrived at the scene, Xu Zheng came up to him meanly.

"Yo, you look pretty good. After going out for so many days, I thought you had to come here with two dark circles under your eyes, but you still know how to control yourself."

"I'm not you, so I need to be restrained." Qian Chen curled his lips and continued, "Besides, I just go out for fun, not surfing."

Our family doesn't plan to be commensurate with Sister Anxi in the future.

Now how dare to pull out any waves.

Xu Zhengcai didn't believe Qian Chen's nonsense, so he said with a smile.

"Lonely and widowed, hehe, unless you can't."

"Fuck, you bald man!"

It happened that Tony Jia who had finished his makeup came over, Qian Chen didn't want to talk nonsense with the bald man, so he chatted with Tony Jia in Siamese.

The Siam strategy given by Tony Jia before, although not used much, but after all, he put his heart into it.

"I heard that you have passed the diving certification." Tony Jia looked at Qian Chen as if he were looking at a monster.

Anxi passed the AOW test and it was normal.

However, Qian Chen has obtained both scuba and free instructor certificates, and the speed of diving is like...

Mmm, prehistoric sea monsters.

These are the exact words of the coach, and they can't even catch up.

Once, they even suspected that Qian Chen had been submerged in the water for more than half an hour.

You must know that those so-called world records are ideal data finally obtained after entering a special water temperature and water pressure environment with the help of professionals to make various preparations.

Instead of going straight to the sea.

However, Qian Chen didn't admit it, and said that he had gone up for a breath on the way, so he only dived for more than ten minutes.

Tony Jia is almost becoming Qian Chen's fanboy now.

It's just that since he is a famous superstar here, he has to be more reserved.

"Diving is really fun."

"Hahaha, as long as you have fun, how about your girlfriend, why didn't you come over with you?" Tony Jia asked.

"She has returned to China beforehand, and she is not my girlfriend, but my apprentice." Qian Chen explained.

Tony Jia curled his lips when he heard this.

He suddenly raised his hand, patted Qian Chen's shoulder, and said solemnly: "It's boring for those who practice martial arts. The little girl dares to play with you alone, so what matters is you master and apprentice?" Fame, even if it is Tang Sanzang and Sun Houzi, the master and apprentice finally got the scriptures, so they have to give them a result."

Tony Jia gave an output.

Qian Chen was speechless.

You Siamese, you dare to make me anxious about Tang Sanzang and Sun Monkey.

Can the master-student relationship between me and Anxi be compared with Tang Sanzang's grandson Houzi?

What kind of scriptures did the master and apprentice learn.

We took...

Pooh.

He was taken into a ditch.

Qian Chen also changed his clothes, and became the Qian Xiaochen in the movie again.

In order to be able to sell the patent and earn money to buy a wife...

Oh no, to marry a wife, he must get the patent before Xu Lang.

Isn't it bloody.

No way, the script is like this.

Is it that difficult to marry a wife?

Why can't I change my thinking, why can't I ask my wife for money.

"Three two one, start!"

Filming officially begins.

Xu Zheng, who was in a daze in the camera, was kicked out by Tony Jia.

Immediately afterwards, Qian Chen, who was dressed in battle-damaged clothes, appeared on the stage.

"Xu Lang, you're so bullying. Old Zhou."

"Going back, I didn't get the authorization letter, I advise you not to ask for it." Xu Zheng stood up from the ground with support.

Qian Chen sneered.

I was put on a "cuckold" by you, and I was tortured along the way, you frankly told me not to authorize.

joke.

What kind of master and apprentice, what kind of love.

It doesn't matter at all now.

"You are really humorous, there will definitely be a break between me and you today." Qian Chen said through gritted teeth. "Where's your bodyguard?"

"I don't have a bodyguard." Xu Zheng just finished speaking.

Seeing the baby running over from a distance, he threw rolls of banknotes at Qian Chen.

Coincidentally.

A roll of banknotes was accurately pinned in Qian Chen's glasses.

Wang Shunliu couldn't hold back, and laughed directly.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Subsequent shots.

Those rolls of banknotes are like a showman.

Thieves can steal the spotlight.

Every time, she went right into Qian Chen's glasses.

The comedy effect is full.

"Brother, although I like to be thrown with money, but you only have such a small amount of money, can you spend it quickly." If Wang Shunliu hadn't said that he was unintentional, he would have thought it was some pre-designed plot.

Then the two groups fought.

It's comedy after all.

Wang Shunliu's fight with Tony Jia was not so much kung fu, well, the main reason was that he was beaten violently by Tony Jia.

the other side.

Qian Chen finally filmed the "Sunshine Beach" scene in Siam.

But, not with the beauty, but with the bald Xu Zheng.

In order to grab the oil tyrant's authorization letter, the two scuffled together on the sand.

"Ka Ka Ka! Qian Chen, take it easy, I have old arms and legs..." Xu Zheng supported his waist, how can young people nowadays be so energetic.

Anxi is okay with you being so rude.

"Then... I'll be gentle, come on, let's continue." The difficulty of Qian Chen's action scene is not high, but it is also a kind of torture for him to fight back and forth with a bald man who is helpless .

"Take pity on me, Chenchen~"

"Fuck, can you stop being so disgusting, believe it or not, it will make you unable to get up." Qian Chen rubbed his arms, really disgusted.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Xu Zheng quickly begged for mercy.

So the two hugged and rolled around on the sand. After taking a few shots, this one passed.

Qian Chen really admired himself.

Hitting ten Xu Zheng is nothing, many people can do it.

The key is that someone like him, who has won the best action award at the Academy Awards twice, and who can punch Buakaw, can actually fight Xu Zheng [-]-[-].

This is even more remarkable than hitting ten Xu Zhengs.

Even faintly let Xu Zheng gain the upper hand.

What else could Xu Zheng be dissatisfied with.

of course.

Except that Qian Chen's acting skills are good and he deliberately hides his clumsiness.

Most importantly, Qian Chen didn't want to have too much physical contact with a sweaty old man on this hot day.

If another apprentice came over.

Don't talk about shooting for a day.

Our family can shoot for a week.

After filming this part of the scene, Qian Chen only needs to make up some other shots.

These days I will give priority to filming his scenes.

Looking back, if the filming can be finished before the 21st, he won't have to come to Siam again.

When I came out, it was still bitterly cold in winter, but when I went back, spring had come to an end.

Yanghua elm pod has no talents, but can only solve the sky as snow flying.

There were relatively few night scenes in this movie, and there was nothing to do at night, so Qian Chen invited Tony Jia to dinner.

Basically Tony Jia invited him before.

Weird.

After dinner, we went to sing together again.

Even Xu Zheng, a workaholic, had a night's rest. He felt relieved after the movie was shot to this point.

As long as Qian Chen is around, there is no need to worry about lack of popularity.

I went to Xiangjiang and got four trophies (the four martial arts action designers all have trophies by default), and then I got enough of the Golden Statue Award.

The scandal between him and An Xi has also brought out the rumors, and even the outsiders know about it.

Hugging back and forth at the Academy Awards.

It is estimated that they are about to hug bald skin.

"I don't even know how to sing Siamese songs. Are there any Chinese songs?" Wang Shunliu heard Tony Jia sing one, and Qian Chen also sang a Siamese song.

And he and Xu Zheng could only stare dumbfounded.

"There must be!" Qian Chen helped to operate and found the track.

After singing for a while, Tony Jia became interested.

He said that he wanted to learn Chinese songs, and hoped that the three of them would teach him, so that he might be able to go to Huaxia to develop himself someday.

Hey.

Qian Chen made a choice, ready to teach his Guoji friends well.

"Ah~~~ Who can understand the sorrow of being a dancing girl
Secretly shed tears but also smile at people

Ah~~~ come come come dance, the footsteps start to shake! "

He sang a line, and Tony Jaa sang along.

Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu didn't look at it, and couldn't bear to listen to it. It's fine to choose this song, but what are you singing about?

Others are singing about the sadness of being a dancer, but you are singing about the pleasure of being a dancer and making a lot of money every day, and the joy of living in a big villa and driving a Ferrari.

When you come to Siam, you are not taking a diving certificate.

It's a dancing girl certificate!

And Tony Jia also learned seriously.

Qian Chen is the joy of being a dancer, so he can understand it as the expectation of being a dancer.

However, the atmosphere of KTV soon infected them.

The four of them were talking at the top of their voices, and they didn't care whether they were out of tune, or whether they should be sad or joyful, they all sang their emotions anyway.

In fact, life is a dream after all.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter 576 Xu Lang, You Deceive Too Much (ask for a monthly ticket)

Because "Thailand is not easy" there are still a few ending scenes.

Qian Chen finished catching up with the Golden Statue Awards, bid farewell to the crowd, and flew back to Siam with Xiao Wan.

When they come, they come in pairs, and when they go back, there is no beautiful woman to accompany them.

Who sees lonely people coming and going alone, the lonely sandbar is cold...

Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu experienced all kinds of difficulties and obstacles during the days when the two went out to spend time and drink, and were even almost washed away by the flood.

If that's the case, this drama will become their "posthumous work".

The next few scenes arranged are fighting scenes-the Siamese boxing master Tony Jia cameo officially appeared on the stage.

Of course, it wasn't Qian Chen and Tony Jia fighting.

It was Qian Chen who specially hired Tony Jia for "revenge" to cut Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu, two little bastards.

As soon as Qian Chen arrived at the scene, Xu Zheng came up to him meanly.

"Yo, you look pretty good. After going out for so many days, I thought you had to come here with two dark circles under your eyes, but you still know how to control yourself."

"I'm not you, so I need to be restrained." Qian Chen curled his lips and continued, "Besides, I just go out for fun, not surfing."

Our family doesn't plan to be commensurate with Sister Anxi in the future.

Now how dare to pull out any waves.

Xu Zhengcai didn't believe Qian Chen's nonsense, so he said with a smile.

"Lonely and widowed, hehe, unless you can't."

"Fuck, you bald man!"

It happened that Tony Jia who had finished his makeup came over, Qian Chen didn't want to talk nonsense with the bald man, so he chatted with Tony Jia in Siamese.

The Siam strategy given by Tony Jia before, although not used much, but after all, he put his heart into it.

"I heard that you have passed the diving certification." Tony Jia looked at Qian Chen as if he were looking at a monster.

Anxi passed the AOW test and it was normal.

However, Qian Chen has obtained both scuba and free instructor certificates, and the speed of diving is like...

Mmm, prehistoric sea monsters.

These are the exact words of the coach, and they can't even catch up.

Once, they even suspected that Qian Chen had been submerged in the water for more than half an hour.

You must know that those so-called world records are ideal data finally obtained after entering a special water temperature and water pressure environment with the help of professionals to make various preparations.

Instead of going straight to the sea.

However, Qian Chen didn't admit it, and said that he had gone up for a breath on the way, so he only dived for more than ten minutes.

Tony Jia is almost becoming Qian Chen's fanboy now.

It's just that since he is a famous superstar here, he has to be more reserved.

"Diving is really fun."

"Hahaha, as long as you have fun, how about your girlfriend, why didn't you come over with you?" Tony Jia asked.

"She has returned to China beforehand, and she is not my girlfriend, but my apprentice." Qian Chen explained.

Tony Jia curled his lips when he heard this.

He suddenly raised his hand, patted Qian Chen's shoulder, and said solemnly: "It's boring for those who practice martial arts. The little girl dares to play with you alone, so what matters is you master and apprentice?" Fame, even if it is Tang Sanzang and Sun Houzi, the master and apprentice finally got the scriptures, so they have to give them a result."

Tony Jia gave an output.

Qian Chen was speechless.

You Siamese, you dare to make me anxious about Tang Sanzang and Sun Monkey.

Can the master-student relationship between me and Anxi be compared with Tang Sanzang's grandson Houzi?

What kind of scriptures did the master and apprentice learn.

We took...

Pooh.

He was taken into a ditch.

Qian Chen also changed his clothes, and became the Qian Xiaochen in the movie again.

In order to be able to sell the patent and earn money to buy a wife...

Oh no, to marry a wife, he must get the patent before Xu Lang.

Isn't it bloody.

No way, the script is like this.

Is it that difficult to marry a wife?

Why can't I change my thinking, why can't I ask my wife for money.

"Three two one, start!"

Filming officially begins.

Xu Zheng, who was in a daze in the camera, was kicked out by Tony Jia.

Immediately afterwards, Qian Chen, who was dressed in battle-damaged clothes, appeared on the stage.

"Xu Lang, you're so bullying. Old Zhou."

"Going back, I didn't get the authorization letter, I advise you not to ask for it." Xu Zheng stood up from the ground with support.

Qian Chen sneered.

I was put on a "cuckold" by you, and I was tortured along the way, you frankly told me not to authorize.

joke.

What kind of master and apprentice, what kind of love.

It doesn't matter at all now.

"You are really humorous, there will definitely be a break between me and you today." Qian Chen said through gritted teeth. "Where's your bodyguard?"

"I don't have a bodyguard." Xu Zheng just finished speaking.

Seeing the baby running over from a distance, he threw rolls of banknotes at Qian Chen.

Coincidentally.

A roll of banknotes was accurately pinned in Qian Chen's glasses.

Wang Shunliu couldn't hold back, and laughed directly.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Subsequent shots.

Those rolls of banknotes are like a showman.

Thieves can steal the spotlight.

Every time, she went right into Qian Chen's glasses.

The comedy effect is full.

"Brother, although I like to be thrown with money, but you only have such a small amount of money, can you spend it quickly." If Wang Shunliu hadn't said that he was unintentional, he would have thought it was some pre-designed plot.

Then the two groups fought.

It's comedy after all.

Wang Shunliu's fight with Tony Jia was not so much kung fu, well, the main reason was that he was beaten violently by Tony Jia.

the other side.

Qian Chen finally filmed the "Sunshine Beach" scene in Siam.

But, not with the beauty, but with the bald Xu Zheng.

In order to grab the oil tyrant's authorization letter, the two scuffled together on the sand.

"Ka Ka Ka! Qian Chen, take it easy, I have old arms and legs..." Xu Zheng supported his waist, how can young people nowadays be so energetic.

Anxi is okay with you being so rude.

"Then... I'll be gentle, come on, let's continue." The difficulty of Qian Chen's action scene is not high, but it is also a kind of torture for him to fight back and forth with a bald man who is helpless .

"Take pity on me, Chenchen~"

"Fuck, can you stop being so disgusting, believe it or not, it will make you unable to get up." Qian Chen rubbed his arms, really disgusted.

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Xu Zheng quickly begged for mercy.

So the two hugged and rolled around on the sand. After taking a few shots, this one passed.

Qian Chen really admired himself.

Hitting ten Xu Zheng is nothing, many people can do it.

The key is that someone like him, who has won the best action award at the Academy Awards twice, and who can punch Buakaw, can actually fight Xu Zheng [-]-[-].

This is even more remarkable than hitting ten Xu Zhengs.

Even faintly let Xu Zheng gain the upper hand.

What else could Xu Zheng be dissatisfied with.

of course.

Except that Qian Chen's acting skills are good and he deliberately hides his clumsiness.

Most importantly, Qian Chen didn't want to have too much physical contact with a sweaty old man on this hot day.

If another apprentice came over.

Don't talk about shooting for a day.

Our family can shoot for a week.

After filming this part of the scene, Qian Chen only needs to make up some other shots.

These days I will give priority to filming his scenes.

Looking back, if the filming can be finished before the 21st, he won't have to come to Siam again.

When I came out, it was still bitterly cold in winter, but when I went back, spring had come to an end.

Yanghua elm pod has no talents, but can only solve the sky as snow flying.

There were relatively few night scenes in this movie, and there was nothing to do at night, so Qian Chen invited Tony Jia to dinner.

Basically Tony Jia invited him before.

Weird.

After dinner, we went to sing together again.

Even Xu Zheng, a workaholic, had a night's rest. He felt relieved after the movie was shot to this point.

As long as Qian Chen is around, there is no need to worry about lack of popularity.

I went to Xiangjiang and got four trophies (the four martial arts action designers all have trophies by default), and then I got enough of the Golden Statue Award.

The scandal between him and An Xi has also brought out the rumors, and even the outsiders know about it.

Hugging back and forth at the Academy Awards.

It is estimated that they are about to hug bald skin.

"I don't even know how to sing Siamese songs. Are there any Chinese songs?" Wang Shunliu heard Tony Jia sing one, and Qian Chen also sang a Siamese song.

And he and Xu Zheng could only stare dumbfounded.

"There must be!" Qian Chen helped to operate and found the track.

After singing for a while, Tony Jia became interested.

He said that he wanted to learn Chinese songs, and hoped that the three of them would teach him, so that he might be able to go to Huaxia to develop himself someday.

Hey.

Qian Chen made a choice, ready to teach his Guoji friends well.

"Ah~~~ Who can understand the sorrow of being a dancing girl
Secretly shed tears but also smile at people

Ah~~~ come come come dance, the footsteps start to shake! "

He sang a line, and Tony Jaa sang along.

Xu Zheng and Wang Shunliu didn't look at it, and couldn't bear to listen to it. It's fine to choose this song, but what are you singing about?

Others are singing about the sadness of being a dancer, but you are singing about the pleasure of being a dancer and making a lot of money every day, and the joy of living in a big villa and driving a Ferrari.

When you come to Siam, you are not taking a diving certificate.

It's a dancing girl certificate!

And Tony Jia also learned seriously.

Qian Chen is the joy of being a dancer, so he can understand it as the expectation of being a dancer.

However, the atmosphere of KTV soon infected them.

The four of them were talking at the top of their voices, and they didn't care whether they were out of tune, or whether they should be sad or joyful, they all sang their emotions anyway.

In fact, life is a dream after all.

(End of this chapter)