The peasant girl is not strong

Chapter 157 Laxatives

Meng Zhaojun stared angrily after hearing what the maid said, and said to the maid:

"Miss Ben, can't even afford these ordinary fruits? I told you to smash them to pieces, why don't you go?"

Meijing, the maid beside Meng Zhaojun, lowered her head and moved her mouth, she was scolded and dared not speak anymore.

Liang Chen said with a smile: "Miss, if you don't eat it, you don't eat it for nothing. The fruit is not poisonous. You can give it to us if you don't want to eat it for free! Anyway, we are all against those people."

Meng Zhaojun stared at the two maids, they had always been her right and left arms, and they had been helping her with things for more than a year, and the work of imitating the carpenter was also left to these two maids.

As Liangchen said, he has always been against the Ye family, so what if he eats her fruit?Tang Shunyan didn't eat anything he sent for nothing.

After Meng Zhaojun thought so, he asked the servant girl to cut the watermelon and distribute the watermelon to everyone in the yard, and she also ate a piece.

When eating watermelon, I really feel that watermelon is delicious. Now it is the time when watermelon, lychee and some other fruits are on the market.

In this southern county, there are a lot of fruits that can be eaten, such as pomegranate, grapefruit, kumquat, pineapple, persimmon, longan, yellow peel, mango, peach fruit, and plum.

The watermelons eaten today are indeed much more delicious than the fruits sold in the market. Last year, I heard that the Ye family hadn’t been able to grow watermelons, and the watermelons they bought in the market were not as sweet and delicious.

Meng Zhaojun took a bite of the watermelon, thinking silently, is this Ye Shiqi's golden finger?
Does she have room?Or Lingquan?
Meng Zhaojun was very annoyed, she was also a time traveler, she only had the memory of her previous life, and she didn't have any golden fingers.

Fortunately, I was reincarnated into this relatively superior family, otherwise I would be reincarnated as a peasant girl, alas, it would be too hard and exhausting.

Meng Zhaojun distributed it to the people in the yard, and they had watermelons to eat. They were very happy to be able to eat big and sweet watermelons by the lady's side.

I can hear laughter in the yard, which is humane. A little favor from the master can make the servant willing to work hard.

A penny can stump a hero, and a penny can turn a ghost.

Listening to the laughter in the yard, Meng Zhaojun ridiculed these ancient people in his heart. They were impersonal and not hard enough at the same time. They should be the fate of slaves.

Meng Zhaojun took a lychee and peeled it to eat. It has a thin shell, thick and large flesh, and a small core. Is this the famous Xinxian lychee?
No wonder it is said that a certain emperor came to such and such a place, saw a lychee tree while enjoying the cool air, put her noble clothes on the lychee tree, and tasted the deliciousness of the lychee.

Then the dress fell to Qinglong, and the lychee tree turned into Qinglong's little blue color.

This is just a legend. Meng Zhaojun has never seen it, let alone believes that a high-ranking emperor will go to the people.

The legend is just a legend, but the lychees they ate today were really delicious. Although Meng Zhaojun was very annoyed with his rival, he had to admit that the lychees grown by his family were particularly delicious.

"Liangchen, make the remaining lychees into pastries, put some goat's milk in, and send them to Xinghe Academy tomorrow."

"Miss, isn't the young master of the Tang family going to be assessed tomorrow? Can your cakes be delivered?"

"Hmph, you have to eat for the assessment! Besides, he will go to the academy from home tomorrow morning, so I don't believe that his family won't bring him anything."

"Okay, miss, I'll let someone do it now." Liang Chen wanted to go out and make arrangements.

But Meng Zhaojun stopped him, and said to Liangchen: "Tang Shunyan ate so many lychees today, he must be constipated, prepare some food for him, so that he can have a bowel movement tomorrow."

"Yes, miss..." Liangchen understood that Meng Zhaojun was mad at Tang Shunyan, the young master of the Tang family, and wanted him to make a fool of himself during the assessment. This was the most poisonous method, and no one could offend his own lady.

Liang Chen withdrew.

The honest beauty said worriedly:
"Miss, is this not good? Afterwards, the young master of the Tang family blamed him, but what should we do? The Tang family is not so easy to fool!"

"What are you afraid of? Miss Ben is responsible for anything. Anyway, I used the lychees he brought back yesterday. The lychees were also given to me by him. We can push it to the lychees, saying that he had diarrhea because he ate too much lychees. The lychees have been kept for two days, or the lychees are already poisonous, fire poison."

Meng Zhaojun smiled sarcastically, the words she said made the beautiful scenery around her shudder, this lady is not easy to mess with.

Meng Zhaojun gave this idea to the servant girl, and then came back on a good day to report that it had been prepared and sent to Xinghe Academy tomorrow morning.

After hearing Liangchen's report, Meng Zhaojun was in a good mood that night, and Tang Shunyan went to Ye's house to make her angry.

The little revenge let Tang Shunyan know that always going to Ye's house will bring retribution.

Meng Zhaojun had a good dream that night. He dreamed that Tang Shunyan was farting violently during the exam. He didn't write a single word on the exam paper. He covered his stomach and reported to his husband that he had to go to the bathroom.

Then he went to the toilet again and again, his feet were so weak that he lay on the ground, and went home with a big duck egg in his arms after the two-day assessment.

Meng Zhaojun could still see in his dream that the big duck egg that Tang Shunyan was holding was a real big duck egg.

Then when the big duck egg is held by him, a little duck can float out.

Such an auspicious scene, Meng Zhaojun woke up laughing in his dream.

Meng Zhaojun woke up with a smile in his dream, opened his eyes and felt that it was dawn, looked out of the window, and there was indeed a little sunshine coming out.

"Good day..."

"Miss, are you awake?" Meimei came in holding a hot water basin to wash the lady's face.

"What about the good day?" Meng Zhaojun was thinking about the cakes.

"Liangchen went out in the morning, and he should be back soon."

"Going out?"

"Yes, Liang Chen said that he will do what the young lady told him to do in person."

"Oh……"

Meng Zhaojun picked up the towel and washed his face and brushed his teeth. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Miss Meimei moved the things out.

At this time, someone entered the room again, and it was Liang Chen who walked in, with a tray in her hand, on which was the morning food.

"Miss, are you awake?"

"Well, how is it going?"

"Miss, don't worry, I personally sent it to Xinghe Academy, one step ahead of the Tang family's carriage. I saw Tang Shunyan at the gate of the academy, and handed over the food in my hand to his school boy."

"Give it to the book boy, what if he doesn't eat?"

"There's nothing we can do about it, and none of us are in Xinghe Academy."

"Well, it's a bit of a mistake. Miss Ben also knows a few friends around Tang Shunyan, why didn't I think of them?"

"Miss, I saw them at Xinghe Academy, but there are several of them, and the young master of the Tang family is alone! We can deal with it better, but the four servants dare not."

"Then forget it? If Tang Shunyan didn't eat my breakfast, he was on guard against me, so let's do his best and obey the destiny!"

Meng Zhaojun was very annoyed yesterday, so she ordered the servant girl to do such a thing. Thinking about it now, if Tang Shunyan didn't eat, she would be a little lucky.

This little boy ate too much food with diarrhea, thinking about it makes him feel a little distressed, this is his future husband.

(End of this chapter)