Traversing the courtyard
Chapter 213 Stick, is your surname Jia or Xu?
Chapter 213 Stick, is your surname Jia or Xu?
"Okay, sir."
He Yushui said: "Weidong, wait a minute, I want to see it too."
Only Yi Weidong was the youngest in the room, so the job of setting off the firecrackers was left to Yi Weidong.
The uncle has already bought a few plates of firecrackers and put them on the small cabinet at the door.
Yi Weidong took a plate away,
Stick stick also happened to come out with a cannon,
Seeing that his big enemy Yi Weidong also took out the cannon and fired it,
With a snort, he raised his head and said triumphantly:
"This is a thousand-gun cannon I bought through a relationship."
After speaking, he hung it on the iron bar in front of the door to dry clothes, lit the fire and set it up.
Yi Weidong looked at the five hundred in his hand,
Angrily, she wanted to go forward and beat up the stick, and wanted him to know why the flowers were so red.
Just being pulled by He Yushui,
Shaking his head, he said, "Weidong, you're not a kid anymore, why bother to be as knowledgeable as him."
Yi Weidong stopped and punched the stick and said:
"Bang, is your surname Jia now, or Xu? Does your mother find a new father who still hugs your mother and sleeps with his bare bottom?"
The proud stick was instantly driven mad. In the past two days, he was most afraid of people mentioning Qin Huairu's remarriage to Xu Damao.
What's more, what Yi Weidong asked was so embarrassing,
Bending down to touch the half brick beside the steps, he lifted it up and smashed it at Yi Weidong's head,
He Yushui shouted: "Weidong, get out of the way!"
Yi Weidong waved his hand, and when BangGeng came up to him, he kicked BangGeng's stomach,
Kick the stick out a meter away,
"Xu Banggeng, do you still want to hit me? Even with your new father, I can kick you all away."
When he first came here, Yi Weidong was too thin and definitely not a match for an adult.
Now Yi Weidong eats meat every day and learns martial arts,
Generally, three or five people are really not Yi Weidong's opponents.
Today, Bang Geng still wants to show off in front of Yi Weidong, how could Yi Weidong give Bang Geng this opportunity.
Stick was kicked, and immediately realized the reality, he was not Yi Weidong's opponent,
With tears streaming down his face, he got up and cried, "Yi Weidong, just wait for me."
He Yushui said later: "Weidong, why are you so damaged?"
"Qin Huairu is married to Xu Damao. How do I know whether my surname will be Jia or Xu in the future? Let me ask kindly, sister, you still call me."
Yi Weidong stuffed the cannon into He Yushui's hand and said:
"Hold it and don't let it go, I'll come as soon as I go."
"Hey, let us eat quickly! Why are you going?"
As He Yushui spoke, he saw Yi Weidong enter the room of the two of them, and came out with a few firecrackers in the blink of an eye.
Asked: "It's enough to put a plate, why do you take so much?"
Yi Weidong tore off the red paper wrapped at both ends and said:
"Twist the twists at the head and tail together, and we will make a cannon with [-] rings."
He Yushui did some calculations and said, "You don't have five thousand!"
"Sister, you are so sincere, don't you know even exaggerated rhetoric?"
As he said that, Yi Weidong quickly entangled the two cannons together.
The stick terrier came into the house crying,
Qin Huairu, who was cooking dumplings, asked in surprise, "What's the matter with you? It made you cry so hard because of this?"
Stick pointed to the footprints on his chest and cried:
"Yi Weidong kicked me."
Qin Huai put all the spoons aside angrily,
He pulled the stick and said, "Come on, I'll take you to find him to settle the score."
Xu Damao followed behind and said, "Wait for me."
Qin Huairu pulled the stick out of the door and saw Yi Weidong bending over and firing a cannon,
Several plates of firecrackers spliced together hang high on the branches,
It took a long time to play all the sounds,
Xu Damao, who came out from behind, was surprised: "So the cannon can still be fired like this!"
Qin Huairu turned her head and cast a glance at Xu Damao,
Then he shouted to Yi Weidong: "Yi Weidong, why did you kick my son?"
Yi Weidong said: "Sister Qin, oh no, she is the Xu family's sister-in-law now, why did I kick your son? You have to ask your precious son!"
Qin Huairu heard the address of the new sister-in-law of the Xu family,
Why do you feel so awkward?
It's just that now is not the time to think too much, he opened his mouth and said:
"Stick is still a child, how can you kick him so hard?"
Hearing this, Yi Weidong became angry.
How could your stickler be a child, and I, Yi Weidong, am also a child.
"Still or a child? I feel like I kicked lightly just now, so I don't feel ashamed to say that."
He Yushui said from the side: "Sister Qin, just now BangGong was going to hit my younger brother with a brick. Besides, my brother Wei Dong is only two months older than BangGeng. If there is a dispute, you can't use bricks."
After finishing speaking, He Yushui kicked half of the brick beside his feet and said:
"It's this brick."
Qin Huairu suddenly lost her temper,
The sticks are going to hit Yi Weidong with bricks, and it seems reasonable for Yi Weidong to kick the sticks.
Qin Huairu hasn't learned how unreasonable her old lady is,
I still have something in my heart.
Xu Damao didn't care so much and said:
"If you're not wrong? Can the stick hit you with a brick for no reason?"
Xu Damao didn't like sticks before,
Saying so now is also my child in name,
Always give the stick a head start.
Yi Weidong smiled and said: "I just asked Bang Geng a question out of kindness, who knew that Bang Geng would hit me with a brick, that's me, seeing Xiao Dang's face doesn't bother with Bang Geng, turn around and put Stick it out in the house and discipline it well, lest it will be disabled by someone outside in the future."
Yi Weidong's understatement made Qin Huairu angry enough,
Pointing at Yi Weidong, he was speechless.
Xu Damao asked, "What good question can you ask?"
Yi Weidong grinned and said, "Isn't this the marriage between Brother Da Mao and Sister Qin? I'm kind enough to ask the stick, will the stick be Jia or Xu in the future? In case we don't know what to call when we meet again in the future." .”
Neither Xu Damao nor Qin Huairu thought that Yi Weidong would ask the stick about this,
It's not that easy to change your last name.
He still pays more attention to his own blood.
Qin Huairu didn't know what to say,
Yi Weidong asked so that there was no question,
Qin Huairu has remarried, so Qin Huairu's three children all need to change their surname to Xu.
It's just that Yi Weidong will definitely get angry if he asks Bangjiu like that.
Such a big stick is the most face-saving age,
How could he give up with his enemy, Yi Weidong?
Qin Huairu could only pull the stick and say to Yi Weidong: "Is it Jia or Xu, what does it matter to you, Yi Weidong? A dog meddles in other people's business."
As he spoke, he pulled the stick to enter the house.
Yi Weidong shouted: "Jia Geng? Xu Geng? Or Xu Jiageng? Hey, what's your name in the future?"
Xu Damao said: "Yi Weidong, I don't have the same knowledge as you today, let's wait and see."
"Wait and see, let's see how well you can live."
He Yushui pulled Yi Weidong and said, "You, let's go home quickly, we are still waiting to eat dumplings."
Yi Weidong was led into the house by He Yushui,
He Yuzhu asked: "Why did it take so long to fire a cannon? Sit down and eat."
Yi Weidong smiled and said, "I made a long cannon, which has five thousand shots."
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, sir."
He Yushui said: "Weidong, wait a minute, I want to see it too."
Only Yi Weidong was the youngest in the room, so the job of setting off the firecrackers was left to Yi Weidong.
The uncle has already bought a few plates of firecrackers and put them on the small cabinet at the door.
Yi Weidong took a plate away,
Stick stick also happened to come out with a cannon,
Seeing that his big enemy Yi Weidong also took out the cannon and fired it,
With a snort, he raised his head and said triumphantly:
"This is a thousand-gun cannon I bought through a relationship."
After speaking, he hung it on the iron bar in front of the door to dry clothes, lit the fire and set it up.
Yi Weidong looked at the five hundred in his hand,
Angrily, she wanted to go forward and beat up the stick, and wanted him to know why the flowers were so red.
Just being pulled by He Yushui,
Shaking his head, he said, "Weidong, you're not a kid anymore, why bother to be as knowledgeable as him."
Yi Weidong stopped and punched the stick and said:
"Bang, is your surname Jia now, or Xu? Does your mother find a new father who still hugs your mother and sleeps with his bare bottom?"
The proud stick was instantly driven mad. In the past two days, he was most afraid of people mentioning Qin Huairu's remarriage to Xu Damao.
What's more, what Yi Weidong asked was so embarrassing,
Bending down to touch the half brick beside the steps, he lifted it up and smashed it at Yi Weidong's head,
He Yushui shouted: "Weidong, get out of the way!"
Yi Weidong waved his hand, and when BangGeng came up to him, he kicked BangGeng's stomach,
Kick the stick out a meter away,
"Xu Banggeng, do you still want to hit me? Even with your new father, I can kick you all away."
When he first came here, Yi Weidong was too thin and definitely not a match for an adult.
Now Yi Weidong eats meat every day and learns martial arts,
Generally, three or five people are really not Yi Weidong's opponents.
Today, Bang Geng still wants to show off in front of Yi Weidong, how could Yi Weidong give Bang Geng this opportunity.
Stick was kicked, and immediately realized the reality, he was not Yi Weidong's opponent,
With tears streaming down his face, he got up and cried, "Yi Weidong, just wait for me."
He Yushui said later: "Weidong, why are you so damaged?"
"Qin Huairu is married to Xu Damao. How do I know whether my surname will be Jia or Xu in the future? Let me ask kindly, sister, you still call me."
Yi Weidong stuffed the cannon into He Yushui's hand and said:
"Hold it and don't let it go, I'll come as soon as I go."
"Hey, let us eat quickly! Why are you going?"
As He Yushui spoke, he saw Yi Weidong enter the room of the two of them, and came out with a few firecrackers in the blink of an eye.
Asked: "It's enough to put a plate, why do you take so much?"
Yi Weidong tore off the red paper wrapped at both ends and said:
"Twist the twists at the head and tail together, and we will make a cannon with [-] rings."
He Yushui did some calculations and said, "You don't have five thousand!"
"Sister, you are so sincere, don't you know even exaggerated rhetoric?"
As he said that, Yi Weidong quickly entangled the two cannons together.
The stick terrier came into the house crying,
Qin Huairu, who was cooking dumplings, asked in surprise, "What's the matter with you? It made you cry so hard because of this?"
Stick pointed to the footprints on his chest and cried:
"Yi Weidong kicked me."
Qin Huai put all the spoons aside angrily,
He pulled the stick and said, "Come on, I'll take you to find him to settle the score."
Xu Damao followed behind and said, "Wait for me."
Qin Huairu pulled the stick out of the door and saw Yi Weidong bending over and firing a cannon,
Several plates of firecrackers spliced together hang high on the branches,
It took a long time to play all the sounds,
Xu Damao, who came out from behind, was surprised: "So the cannon can still be fired like this!"
Qin Huairu turned her head and cast a glance at Xu Damao,
Then he shouted to Yi Weidong: "Yi Weidong, why did you kick my son?"
Yi Weidong said: "Sister Qin, oh no, she is the Xu family's sister-in-law now, why did I kick your son? You have to ask your precious son!"
Qin Huairu heard the address of the new sister-in-law of the Xu family,
Why do you feel so awkward?
It's just that now is not the time to think too much, he opened his mouth and said:
"Stick is still a child, how can you kick him so hard?"
Hearing this, Yi Weidong became angry.
How could your stickler be a child, and I, Yi Weidong, am also a child.
"Still or a child? I feel like I kicked lightly just now, so I don't feel ashamed to say that."
He Yushui said from the side: "Sister Qin, just now BangGong was going to hit my younger brother with a brick. Besides, my brother Wei Dong is only two months older than BangGeng. If there is a dispute, you can't use bricks."
After finishing speaking, He Yushui kicked half of the brick beside his feet and said:
"It's this brick."
Qin Huairu suddenly lost her temper,
The sticks are going to hit Yi Weidong with bricks, and it seems reasonable for Yi Weidong to kick the sticks.
Qin Huairu hasn't learned how unreasonable her old lady is,
I still have something in my heart.
Xu Damao didn't care so much and said:
"If you're not wrong? Can the stick hit you with a brick for no reason?"
Xu Damao didn't like sticks before,
Saying so now is also my child in name,
Always give the stick a head start.
Yi Weidong smiled and said: "I just asked Bang Geng a question out of kindness, who knew that Bang Geng would hit me with a brick, that's me, seeing Xiao Dang's face doesn't bother with Bang Geng, turn around and put Stick it out in the house and discipline it well, lest it will be disabled by someone outside in the future."
Yi Weidong's understatement made Qin Huairu angry enough,
Pointing at Yi Weidong, he was speechless.
Xu Damao asked, "What good question can you ask?"
Yi Weidong grinned and said, "Isn't this the marriage between Brother Da Mao and Sister Qin? I'm kind enough to ask the stick, will the stick be Jia or Xu in the future? In case we don't know what to call when we meet again in the future." .”
Neither Xu Damao nor Qin Huairu thought that Yi Weidong would ask the stick about this,
It's not that easy to change your last name.
He still pays more attention to his own blood.
Qin Huairu didn't know what to say,
Yi Weidong asked so that there was no question,
Qin Huairu has remarried, so Qin Huairu's three children all need to change their surname to Xu.
It's just that Yi Weidong will definitely get angry if he asks Bangjiu like that.
Such a big stick is the most face-saving age,
How could he give up with his enemy, Yi Weidong?
Qin Huairu could only pull the stick and say to Yi Weidong: "Is it Jia or Xu, what does it matter to you, Yi Weidong? A dog meddles in other people's business."
As he spoke, he pulled the stick to enter the house.
Yi Weidong shouted: "Jia Geng? Xu Geng? Or Xu Jiageng? Hey, what's your name in the future?"
Xu Damao said: "Yi Weidong, I don't have the same knowledge as you today, let's wait and see."
"Wait and see, let's see how well you can live."
He Yushui pulled Yi Weidong and said, "You, let's go home quickly, we are still waiting to eat dumplings."
Yi Weidong was led into the house by He Yushui,
He Yuzhu asked: "Why did it take so long to fire a cannon? Sit down and eat."
Yi Weidong smiled and said, "I made a long cannon, which has five thousand shots."
(End of this chapter)
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