long night walk

Chapter 917 The Suffering of Lu Tou
Seeing him stop, Ying Ji frowned slightly and lowered her head, only to realize that the feather duster she had hidden was accidentally exposed.

She simply didn't bother to cover it up, she looked like a broken pot, she raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm old and presbyopic, I can't see clearly when you stand so far away, it's better to get closer."

Bai Lian didn't move, and the two index fingers entangled behind him became faster and faster.

Seeing that he was still refusing to move, Ying Ji stopped talking, but just looked at him quietly, her eyes as dark as the night sky were silent and complaining.

The atmosphere became subtly tense all of a sudden, and above the mountain city, the numerous Youzi people did not dare to take a breath.

After a stalemate for a long time, Bai Lian finally couldn't bear it any longer: "Well... it's getting late, so I..."

On the other side, Ying Ji knelt down silently, took off the small package she was carrying behind her, spread it out, and what she took out turned out to be...

A cutting board.

a kitchen knife.

There is also a lively green fat head fish.

The whole body of this fish is fat, the head is fatter than the body, and it looks weird.

The fish lips are two yellow sausage mouths, the black eyes are round and round, and the huge turned out nostrils are squeezed under the eyes.

It was writhing on the ground.

All the subordinates in Zhongyou were stunned, no wonder watching His Majesty walking all the way, the bag behind him was still bouncing around, it turned out to be such a thing.

Qiao Yu recognized this fish. It was born in Qionghai, named 'Lu Tou'. It likes to deal with people and is not aggressive.

According to rumors, this fish can cure autistic patients, can live out of water, is resistant to blows and builds, has a lifespan like a turtle, and looks ugly and funny.

Your Majesty is such a strange hobby, to secretly raise such a... fish pet behind everyone's back.

But, at this time, what did the green fat fish come out of after taking out the kitchen knife and chopping board?
Could it be that His Majesty is eager for skills at the moment, and wants to perform in public and cook a pot of fish soup?
Just when Qiao Yu felt absurd for her own idea, Her Majesty Ying Ji flicked the hem of her clothes lightly, her gestures and gestures were like the jade of Kunshan, resplendent and elegant.

She sat on the ground, with a bit of wildness in her lazy grace.

I saw that under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone thought she was going to do something amazing.

The Empress instead held the kitchen knife that was rusty and had a bit missing.

At the same time, in the eyes of the fat-headed fish that was bouncing vigorously, there was a humanized sense of grief and indignation.

But it still jumped onto the chopping board in a very sensible way, closed its eyes, and looked at death as if it were home.

Immediately afterwards, its fat head was held down by a cold and slender hand!

With a bang, the kitchen knife fell!

The fat body of the fish stood straight as if frozen, and under the palm of the empress, this fish showed amazing elasticity and vitality.

The not-so-sharp kitchen knife seemed to be embedded in a lump of fat, the head of the fish swelled, and the eyes popped open, staring like copper bells!
As if stimulated by great pain, the mouth of the fish stretched extremely long, forming a huge "O" shape.

At the same time, an extremely sharp and ear-piercing scream erupted from his mouth, extremely shrill and tragic, like a hypnotizing song under a ghostly night.

A shocking scene.

Empress Yingji finished chopping the fish head, sat on the ground and brewed for a while, and after finding a sense, she twitched her sleeves lightly, her fingertips curled up, and the end of her eyes slowly turned red and climbed into a mist of pear blossoms and rain.

Amidst the screams of the fat-headed fish, what His Majesty is doing is clearly aggressive, but such a sweet and soft appearance makes people feel pitiful for no reason.

Everyone was stunned!

I was almost choked to death by a breath of cold air in the mountains.

Yin Baishuang was also shocked and speechless, wondering if Xiao An's mother had such an interesting temperament?
Just when everyone was puzzled by Ying Ji's behavior.

However, Bai Lian knew that his mother was about to resort to the rogue behavior of crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.

This is a little secret that no one knows, only he knows.

The world only knows that the Empress Zhongyou is the awe-inspiring and inviolable king who is stern and glamorous.

But Bai Lian, who is a son of man, knows a side of his mother that no one knows.

His mother likes to eat spicy food, and when no one knows, she loves to play mahjong and eat melon seeds with those women in the outside world who don't know how to cultivate.

So much so that Her Majesty, the empress, is not indifferent to human fireworks, and even has a deep understanding of some folk customs.

She always finds some weird fun for herself when she is bored.

It was when Bai Lian knew about the green poop-headed fish that he was six years old.

That year, the lord of Tianshengzong came to the mountain with his wife and eldest son as guests.

That day, Young Master Sheng Moyue followed his mother's pampered temper, and was born with a superior status, so getting everything was too simple and easy.

So much so that everything in this world should belong to him as a matter of course.

At that time, he raised a little white snake for the little young master to see. The young master was born round and sturdy, and was three years older than Bai Lian. He didn't have the temperament of a nobleman in the slightest. Sumo wrestler.

He is greedy for food, and especially loves the game in the mountains. Seeing that the little white snake raised by Baili has a strange appearance and is full of spiritual power, he wants to make snake soup and try to snatch it away.

Bai Lianna was young and didn't know how to hide and protect himself, so annoyed, he released Xiao Shou to bite the fat man.

After two breaths of ghost anger, the fat man suffered a lot for a few days.

At that time, Bai Lian knew how to protect himself in Tianxi Sword Sect. Although he drove Xiao Guishou to fight back and hurt people, he also knew not to leave traces and hidden dangers for people to notice.

Therefore, no matter how naughty the young master of Shengzong was that day, he could only suffer a dark loss.

Since the matter did not go to Baili Yu's ears, the Sect Master of Tiansheng Sect saw that he had only minor injuries, and he did not want to offend Tianxi Sword Sect or make matters worse, so naturally no one could stand up for him.

But the difficulty of this matter is that the young master is in the heart of the wife of the Tiansheng sect's suzerain, and he is a darling who values ​​life more than life.

How could she endure this grievance in other people's territory for Bao Er, who was always in pain when bumping and bumping.

It's unreasonable and bottomless for this woman to protect her calf.

She didn't know where the contacts came from, but she secretly invited the monks of the secret arts from the Xilu Kingdom to secretly perform the famous spell of disaster reduction.

At that time, he was seriously ill for several months, the evil wind entered into his body overnight, and the high fever persisted day by day. If Ying Ji hadn't discovered it in time, Bai Li'an's body would probably be destroyed.

Ying Ji pointed out this matter, even though it was a famous technique for destroying disasters, the monk was seriously injured and died, and was caught straight.

The suzerain of Tianshengzong knew about this and went to the door overnight to plead guilty.

Assassinating the young master of Tianxi Sword Sect, this crime can be big or small.

Tianshengzong and Tianxi Jianzong have always been friends. In the battle between righteousness and evil, Tianshengzong's patriarch Gong Shuyuan has always contributed a lot, and he and Baili Yu are even more like brothers.

Bai Liyu saw that Bai Li'an hadn't caused any trouble, and Gong Shuyuan came to apologize in person sincerely, so he just regarded it as a small fight between children, and the matter passed away.

But this matter, on Ying Ji, is not so easy to justify.

Although she has been married to Tianxi for many years, she knows that her sensitive identity is different from these orthodox monks.

For the sake of her husband and children, in Tianxi Sword Sect, she has always acted in a low-key and forbearing manner, never having any conflicts with the disciples in the mountain gate.

Everyone in the world is afraid of Zhongyou's vicious reputation, but only Zhongyou's more experienced inner disciples know that Ying Ji was an excellent talker during those years in White Camel Mountain.

But there is only one premise for this to be easy to talk about, and that is Bai Lian.

In Baili Yu's heart, this matter is over like this.

But in her heart, this is not a child's play.

The one who caused trouble first was clearly the young master of Tiansheng Sect, who bullied the younger with the big, and was inferior in skills, so if you suffered a disadvantage on the other side, don't call it a small trouble.

The dignified wife of the suzerain, the elder of the Xianmen, was actually plotting against the same young child, plotting insidiously and secretly.

If she hadn't discovered it in time, Bai Li'an would not have practiced for the rest of his life, and he might spend his whole life lingering in the sick bed, becoming a frail young man.

Ying Ji was annoyed by Baili Yu's self-confident face, his generosity was always directed towards outsiders.

If one's own child raises a kid for self-defense, that's crooked and unpromising.

The wife of another family secretly caused damage to his own child, so he said it was a small fight.

The monks in the Xilu Kingdom are mystics on the surface, but since they can understand the famous art of disaster, most of them are evil cultivators.

Ying Ji broke the secret technique, causing the monk to retaliate and die.

And Baili Yu wanted to maintain the relationship with Tianshengzong, so he wouldn't arrest Gong Shuyuan's wife and announce it to the world just because of such a trivial matter.

Anyway, the culprit, the evil cultivator, is dead, and it is meaningless to investigate further.

It's just that Bai Liyu didn't know that Ying Ji, who had always been in the Tianxi Sword Sect and always cared about the overall situation, had completely formed an insoluble bond with Tian Shengzong in her heart.

Bai Lian remembered that year, Ying Ji went back to the Zhongyou Dynasty, and took out the spiritual pet that had been hidden for many years, which was this green fat-headed fish.

Then he carried a kitchen knife and a chopping board, and aggressively 'killed' towards the gate of Tianshengzong.

With a fierce and unreasonable appearance, she didn't do anything, but just retaliated against him in her own way.

Da Ma sat at the gate of Renshan with a golden knife, yelling curses without the demeanor of an empress.

The cursing words learned from the whispers and eyes of the old women at the mahjong table for many years.

She was able to act like a disrespectful shrew at the gate of Shengzong that day, yelling and scolding for three days without repeating her lines.

No one can bear the posture of crying, making trouble and hanging himself.

The most frightening thing is that the Empress Yingji sat on the top of the mountain, and every time she cursed, the kitchen knife in her hand fell on the head of the fish, and there was a heart-piercing howl of ghosts and wolves, and the earth shook. .

'Lu Tou' is a strange fish from all over the world. Its scream can penetrate into the lungs. When you hear it, you will have nightmares, aversion to cold and vomiting. After a long time, your heart will collapse, and your spiritual platform will collapse.

There are rumors in the world that a single Lu Tou's voice can defeat millions of evil spirits crying. It can be said that the devil's voice fills one's ears, and thousands of the most sharp and heart-wrenching notes burst out in an instant.

Even the most wise and pure Buddhists in the west can't avoid Lu Tou.

Empress Yingji is worthy of being the Empress of Zhongyou, she strives hard, she is the skill of 'shrew swearing at the street', and she has learned it to the pinnacle, and the pitiful screams of the green fat-headed fish complement each other, and they are not inferior in the slightest.

Born in the Shengzong Taoist School, he specializes in internal martial arts. What he pays attention to is to cultivate his mind and cultivate his character, and stay away from the worldly sounds as much as possible.

After Ying Ji's unyielding toss, the suzerain's wife took the lead and rushed out of the mountain gate like crazy.

The eldest lady leads nine vicious dogs that look like wolves but are actually dogs. They are black and white, with three fires on their foreheads and blue eyes. He was good at quarreling and scolding, and he scolded Ying Ji majesticly, but neither of them was an opponent.

The nine big dogs were all defeated by Ying Ji with the power of one person and one fish enemy as a thousand troops, causing them to retreat steadily.

The dogs were scolded and vomited.

It's not that the wife of Tianshengzong's suzerain lacks momentum and can't win the scolding.

It can only be said that Empress Yingji is too well equipped, leaving aside the green-headed fish.

What's even more exasperating is that the behavior of the two is obviously a shrew, and both of them are clearly shrews, but there is a huge difference in their demeanor.

The wife of Tianshengzong's lord was sweating profusely and panting, her voice was dry and hoarse, and she tried her best to jump up and down with nine dogs on her lead, showing no manners at all.

Looking back at the other end, although what she did was the act of a shrew, pinching a kitchen knife and chopping a chopping board.

But that behavior is different, the words are obviously scolding, but the demeanor and style are like a talented and beautiful woman on the stage.

Lao Li in the high mountain forest, his skin looks like a mountain ghost, and his bone looks even more like a fairy.

Comparing the two times, the wife of Tianshengzong's suzerain was dragged a lot, and it was because of this battle that her heart was rushed, her heart was damaged, and she had been suffering from nightmares for many years.

This scolding battle lasted for three full days and three nights, and it was extremely noisy, but no one could link this woman who was like a village shrew chopping a chopping board and scolding the street with the majestic wife of Emperor Younv Tianxi.

There is only a strange legend about a woman who looks mysterious and beautiful but behaves vulgarly and makes troubles in Tianshengzong, making chickens and dogs restless and people panicked.

Even Baili Yu didn't know about Ying Ji's unknown side.

But Bai Lian really knew his aunt, despite her cold and dignified appearance, her charm and demeanor were all in everyone's style.

But when she really got angry, all that came out of her bones were stingy and serious.

So when Bai Lian saw her take out the cutting board and the ugly and fat greenhead fish, he felt that something was wrong.

If he is not obedient and does what he wants, Empress You, the dignified empress, may really be able to disregard her status and condescend to cry on this mountain rascally.

He quickly walked over, squatted in front of Ying Ji, held her hand holding the kitchen knife, and stopped her terrible behavior.

Ying Ji was agitated, but when Bai Lian's hand was pressed down, her hand holding the kitchen knife with all her strength suddenly loosened her grip, and the rusty kitchen knife fell powerlessly.

In the terrified expressions of the crowd, His Majesty grabbed the collar of His Highness the Crown Prince who was obediently squatting on the ground, his robes whirred, and turned His Highness the Crown Prince over like a flying pancake. noodle.

The action is called a crisp and neat.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince obviously hadn't reacted yet, with a dazed look, he was forced to lie on her lap, and he hadn't allowed him to stand up yet.

Our His Majesty took the feather duster with the momentum of thunder and greeted His Highness the Crown Prince's ass.

(End of this chapter)