non-famous actor

Everyone's life in the military academy is very interesting!
In the morning, morning jogging and boxing practice; at noon, queue training; and in the afternoon and evening, it is free time to read books, write and get together to discuss the plot of "Avatar".

However, when director Sun Hao arrived, his appearance changed.

The free time has become a performance training without physical objects.

The so-called non-physical performance training is to let everyone watch a video first. In the film, the protagonist is shopping, getting out of a taxi, drinking a cold drink in a small street shop, chatting with beauties on the street, playing games, and talking to people in the underground passage. The wandering singers interact with each other, the wandering singers are singing, and the protagonist is dancing beside them...

Whether it is Andy Lau, Leslie Cheung, Zhang Yanyu, Liu Ye in China, or Oscar winner Russell Crowe from Hollywood, Oscar winner Nicole Kidman, everyone has rich performance experience. This kind of non-physical performance is still difficult. Can't live with everyone.

But Sun Hao went one step further.

According to the scenes in the film, in the playground of the military academy, the screw caps tied with ropes are hung to various heights, the doors of taxis, the benches of cold drink shops on the side of the road, the level of beauties shaking hands, the height of games, etc. Seats in front of the machine...

Anyway, it’s just a sentence, asking everyone to restore 100% of what you saw in the video just now, squat when you should squat, sit when you should sit, and touch the little hands of beautiful women when you should touch them.

At the beginning, everyone thought it was very fresh, basically every actor could restore the content in the film to 7788, but when Sun Hao put on the facial expression catcher for everyone on the second day, all the actors were stupid Eye.

Fuck, do you want to play like this? !
You know, it's just a no-physical performance training class now.

……

△ Changchun Air Force Flight Academy, Sun Hao came here on July 7.

Due to the need to avoid trouble, after arriving here, Sun Hao directly turned off his mobile phone, and contacted the outside world, relying on the landline in the military academy.

And until July 7th, feeling that there was no problem, Sun Hao turned on the phone.

According to the announcement at the time, at the end of July and the beginning of August, the crew of Zhang Yimou's movie "The Golden Flower" will go to Hengdian, Zhejiang Province to shoot the location. Sun Hao, who is the special starring role, has to ask, when will you come over?And when will I play again?

But as soon as Sun Hao turned on his phone, countless text messages and missed calls flooded in.

[Director, I, Sun Honglei, "Love Apartment" is so popular, the ratings have now passed 31.6, I congratulate you.

Hehe...Of course, director, I still have a small request, that is, think of a cameo role in this TV series? 】

[Director, why didn't you call me back?

If you didn't answer me, I'll take it as if you promised me. Now that you have promised me, I will go to No. 21 courtyard of Shoubi Hutong to find Li Yu now.

Anyway, when we filmed the TV series "Mountain and Sea Love" on the bank of the Yellow River, the two of us formed a deep friendship. 】

[Haozi, I, Lao Chen, Chen Minghao.

Now it is said on the Internet that you only used 1700 billion Hong Kong dollars to eat two companies with a market value of more than 5874 billion Hong Kong dollars for Li Chaoren.

I don't know if it's true, but if it's true, don't forget to treat me, you guy.

Oh, right…

I haven't had a new work for a long time. In order to prevent the audience from forgetting me, I plan to play a guest role in the crew of "Love Apartment". 】

【Hmm... Hiroko, I told you hello beforehand.

Although you didn't call me back and didn't answer the phone, I believe you will definitely help me with this little matter.

So I plan to go to Li Yu today. 】

[Sun Hao, I, Li Chaoren, I am at your door right now, why don't you come out and let's chat? 】

[Sun Hao, to be honest, I have never seen such a sinister person as you have been in shopping malls for decades.

Oh... I was fighting in the front, fighting the British with my life, but you bloody stabbed me in the back.

Are you still fucking Chinese? 】

[Sun Hao, I will give you a poem!
Once picked, the melons will be less, and then picked to make the melons thinner.

The three picks are still self-contained, and the picks must be returned.

Huangtai's melons, how dare you pick them again! 】

[Sun Hao, I am your grandma, if you have the guts, come out to meet Lao Tzu, since you dare not meet, why do you use this kind of dirty trick to bully Lao Tzu?

If my guess is correct, the person who fired at the nuclear power plant in the UK was definitely hired by you, otherwise my investment in Europe would never be locked up. 】

……

Sun Hao is a serious person.

Even if it was a text message from Li Chaoren who was so angry that he yelled at him, he still read every text message very carefully, trying not to miss any message.

But after browsing for a long time, Sun Hao realized that Li Chaoren was really old, and he couldn't speak the point.

Shouldn't you take the initiative to beg for mercy now?
Sun Hao, what do you plan to do with the shares in my hand?

Otherwise let's do this!

You give me money according to the market price, and then I take the money and leave. As for Heji Whampoa and Cheung Kong Industrial, they will never have anything to do with me in the future?
But how did Superman Li do it?

His attitude in the text message is tough, I'm broken, it's true, but you, Sun Hao, don't think about it.

To die, let's all die together!

To die, to die together...

Hehe, Comrade Li Chaoren, what are you doing?How old are you this year?And buddy how old am I this year?

I haven't enjoyed enough of the good times, how can I die with you?
Just like that, Sun Hao slandered while browsing the short messages on his mobile phone, but after watching, the last two short messages caught his attention.

[Hi director, I am Hong Tao, the assistant director of the variety show "Super Girl" on Mango TV.

Since the ratings of this variety show are not ideal, I want to chat with you to see if it is possible to make a product placement advertisement for our variety show in "Love Apartment"?
Hmm... that's the kind of soft implant.

Embed the variety show "Super Girl" into the sitcom "Love Apartment". 】

[Director, I, Li Yu, have called you more than a dozen times, but it shows that your phone has been turned off.

Ask sister Xiaochen, she said, she doesn't know where you went?So I can only leave you a message in the text message.

Please get back to me as soon as you see the message.

The situation is like this, Wang Ping, the chief director of Mango TV's variety show "Super Girl", came to me with his assistant Hong Tao, hoping that our sitcom could do product placement for them.

I agreed.

But my ability is limited, I don't know how to change it so that our TV series and variety show can be linked together very naturally. 】

"Um…"

Sun Hao, who was holding the mobile phone, frowned and thought for a while, and then replied the text message.

[Li Yu, I have finished my business outside. I will return to Beijing at noon tomorrow. When I arrive in Beijing, I will tell you how variety shows and sitcoms are connected. 〕