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"Burstary love!"

"Monster love!"

"The shemale is in love with a girl!"

"The sun explodes and swallows the earth!"

……

After lunch, Jiang Wen returned to his room and became Sun Hao's assistant, helping him sort out the more than 240 "wonderful ideas".

And Sun Hao was sitting in front of the window, looking at the busy traffic outside the window, thinking about his own affairs.

No wonder Han Shanye is so active?

It turned out that China Film and the American Film Association made a bet.

Quentin Tarantino and Sun Hao singled out, Sun Hao wins, the American Motion Picture Association will provide 2000 million US dollars to support ten young Chinese film directors to make films; and Quentin Tarantino wins, China's annual quota of Hollywood blockbusters will increase from the current 10 to 20...

Ha ha... If he wins, this is Han Shanye's proper political achievement, because the doubling of the quota for Hollywood blockbusters was originally planned by the relevant state departments.

However, then again, Quentin Tarantino is really a talent, play creation, this man is definitely a master.

Just as he was thinking about it, Jiang Wen came over and brought a list that he had just sorted out in his hand.

"Haoko, look at it!
It can be said to be very miserable, more than 200 colleagues basically blocked any theme you want to create, from love, friendship, career, vendetta, martial arts, to Avanti conquering outer space on a donkey.

But it’s okay, thanks to your cleverness, seeing that the situation is not good, you directly drag Quentin Tarantino into the water together. Anyway, if you can’t write a movie script by then, it will be embarrassing for the two of us together. "

"Well, let me see..."

Holding the list given by Jiang Wen, Sun Hao looked at it seriously. It took almost an hour before Sun Hao raised his head.

"Brother, it's okay, it's not too difficult."

"What, Sun Hao, do you have an idea?"

Hearing Sun Hao's words, Jiang Wen, who had dozed off just now, suddenly became extremely energetic.

"Have!"

"Tell me…"

"For example, dream!"

"Dream..." Jiang Wen, who was quite happy at first, felt a little lost in an instant.

"Haozi, didn't you mention it in the form I compiled for you? The five mainland screenwriters, two Korean screenwriters, and three Hong Kong and Taiwan screenwriters all mentioned the element of "dream."

"Brother, you misunderstood!" Sun Hao laughed.

"They are talking about dreaming, but I am talking about dreaming. For example, if I create a dream and kill you in this dream, you will die with me in reality."

"what…"

Jiang Wen was surprised.

"It's kind of interesting, it seems that I haven't wasted time by walking with you for the past few days.

But..., is there more? "

"Have!"

Sun Hao smiled and said, "For example, aliens."

This time, Jiang Wenxue was smarter, and instead of questioning Sun Hao, he got up and poured him a cup of tea, signaling him to continue the conversation.

"Brother, among the more than 200 screenwriters, three wrote about alien invasion, and six wrote about earthlings colonizing alien planets.

But what if aliens come to our earth to take refuge?For example, we earthlings designate a certain place for aliens to live in a remote corner of the earth, and agree that well water will not interfere with river water. …

But the population on Earth is expanding too fast, and the land is not enough, so I remembered that the place allocated to aliens was going to be violently demolished..."

"Hiss..., this brain hole is big enough, I like it."

After speaking, Jiang Wen took the paper and pen directly, and started to record seriously.

"And the other one is a horror and thriller movie script "Butterfly Effect" that I wrote many years ago. A person can travel back and forth with a diary, but after traveling back and forth, he finds that the endless days are really meaningless. So, I strangled myself with the umbilical cord in the womb..."

"Ah..., shit!"

...............

"Sun Hao, what are you doing now?"

Starting from October 10nd, for several days in a row, as long as he remembered that Quentin Tarantino, who was writing a movie script, always cared about Sun Hao in this way.

And his close friend Richard Walter, a professor of film and television at the University of California, will tell him.

"This morning, Sun Hao gave a lecture to the students of the screenwriting seminar, and the content of the lecture was how to make his brain bigger."

"This morning, Sun Hao had a meeting with Lu Wei, a famous mainland screenwriter. It is said that in the hotel room, the two had a big argument, and the content of the dispute seemed to be a movie script called "Red Cliff."

……

"This afternoon, Sun Hao got a little crazy. He went to the West Film Studio with the students in the seminar and held an on-site teaching, teaching these students how to write a very good movie script in a few hours. .

For example, let's take a movie that is so bad that it can't be worse, and then analyze the routines in the movie that are so vulgar. When the routines are almost analyzed, we will directly do the opposite.

In a bad movie, the heroine was slashed several times but couldn't die no matter how hard she slashed, just to wait for the two of them to kiss and kiss before saying a line, but in the movie script that Sun Hao taught them to create, she would die as soon as she was slashed, and she didn't mess around at all.

In bad movies, the protagonist is rescued by the heroine when he is injured. After the heroine recovers from his injuries, the heroine promises him with her body and then presents him with gold and silver to encourage him to work hard.But in the movie script that Sun Hao taught them to create, the reason why the heroine saves the character is because she wants to use a very powerful voodoo technique to control him, and then train him to become her own drug dregs..."

On the night of October 10th, in the hotel room, Quentin Tarantino, who had just finished writing the movie script, looked at his friend Chad Walter who was beaming with joy, feeling a little helpless.

My buddy wants you to inquire about Sun Hao's movie script, how far has it been created?

Didn't want you to worship him? !
In fact, this kind of thing happened in Hollywood before.

However, complaints belong to complaints, but for his friends, Quentin Tarantino is still very patient. After listening to him patiently, he laughed again:
"Chad, I mean how is Sun Hao's screenwriting going?"

"Movie script..." Chad Walter patted his forehead vigorously with his hand at this moment.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, to be honest, I really haven't seen Sun Hao writing a movie script.

Because when I saw Sun Hao, this guy was either going for a run, eating breakfast, or going to a seminar to attend classes, and Han Shanye from China Film Group, Wu Tianming from Xiying Studio, Zhang Yimou, a famous mainland director, and your old enemy ha Wei Weinstein sat drinking and chatting and bragging together b.

Well, that's right, the term I just learned from Sun Hao's fat assistant is called bragging b.

He said that among the 56 ethnic groups in China, the other 55 ethnic groups all sing and dance after drinking, with the exception of the Han people, who are bragging after drinking.

Pfft, haha..."

It is so pleasant to the body and mind, Sun Hao is not here at all, but as soon as he talked about the jokes he said, Richard Walter, a professor of the Department of Film and Television at the University of California, laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground.