Lu Mingfei, who had read Dragon Clan before Dragon Slaying
Chapter 886 Kassel Academy Psychological Concentration Camp
Chapter 886 Kassel College? Concentration camp for psychopaths! (Two in one, please subscribe!!!)
It seems that the school my nephew attends is indeed an elite institution. The principal is such a personable and personable old man. How could the school's atmosphere be so bad?
As for the vice principal... it was probably an accident. Maybe there was an old man who was a school director who inherited his father's business, or maybe his family was rich and donated a building to the school.
It is normal for a school to have such a black sheep and a half, so he can only be a vice principal in name but without a real job. This kind of guy is used to make people look embarrassed. There is no such guy to set a negative example. Why? Can it reflect the high integrity of the principal and other school leaders?
Just as their uncle and aunt were thinking this, Professor Guderian's voice called them back to reality.
"Do you know what it takes to go from being a trainee professor at Kassel College to being a lifelong honorary professor?" The burly old professor suddenly asked his uncle and aunt in a low voice, his tone was like that of a lunatic who had been living in a mental hospital for a long time. One day, he asked normal people in a mysterious and even slightly crazy tone, "Do you know what the true meaning of this world is?"
The uncle and aunt were startled and looked at each other subconsciously. As normal people, of course they don't know the true meaning of the world. If they had to answer this question, the aunt's answer should be "a large flat floor with four bedrooms and two living rooms in the city center. At least the kind with two bathrooms", and the uncle's answer was probably "Richard Mille Collector's Edition" or "Pagani Fengshen".
In the same way, as ordinary people, how can they know what it takes to go from an intern professor at Cassel College to a lifelong honorary professor?
"Do you want research results that can be published in world-class magazines?" Uncle answered tentatively, "or do you want an 80% graduation rate?"
"Or do you need to have a relative at the level of principal or school director?" Auntie's entry point is very in line with the sophistication of today's society.
"What you said is all correct, but I don't have such great academic achievements, nor do I have a father who is a vice-chancellor like that bastard Manstein." Professor Guderian smiled mysteriously at his uncle and aunt, " But I was awarded the title of tenured professor at Kassel College this year. Do you know why?”
Uncle and aunt both shook their heads, the expressions on their faces became even more confused.
"Because of The One, Lu Mingfei!" Professor Guderian came forward excitedly and shook hands with his uncle and aunt. "Thank you so much. You really gave birth to a good nephew!"
The old guy looked so excited that he was even a little incoherent.
"I think you mean to cultivate?" My uncle's hand was a little painful from being held by this burly old man. He reminded him in a low voice, "If my wife and I had the child, then Mingfei would not be our nephew."
"One idea, one idea, it doesn't matter." Professor Guderian coughed twice and straightened the collar of his suit. On his chest, a shining silver badge was extremely eye-catching. On the badge was carved a tree. Prosperous world tree pattern.
"Who is this badge?" the uncle asked in a dignified manner.
"Good question!" Professor Guderian seemed to be waiting for someone to ask this question. "This is the proof that our Kassel College is a lifelong honorary professor!"
"Three days ago, I just received this badge three days ago. It is made of sterling silver and tungsten steel. It is a superb modern smelting process. It is really an exquisite work of art. I have been carrying it with me since I received it, without even taking a shower. Leave it!" Professor Guderian said in a perverted tone while gently stroking the delicate patterns on the badge, as if he was stroking the delicate lines of a new lover's palm, "It's not just a work of art, you can't put it down. Do you know what else this little thing symbolizes? It symbolizes... With this professional title, my life in old age will be guaranteed!”
"Ah ha ha ha ha... Congratulations to you." Rao is an eloquent uncle, but he doesn't know how to deal with this old professor who seems to be overly nervous.
"All this must be attributed to Lu Mingfei! Seriously, you have done me a great favor by raising this nephew healthy and not letting him starve to death!" Professor Guderian said happily, "Lu Mingfei He is not one of my best students, and there will be no one better than him in the future. I heard someone from the Equipment Department tell me what he experienced in Japan. He is a genius! Your nephew is definitely a genius, Lu Mingfei. He...is full of inspiration!"
"Haha...haha..." Uncle couldn't even say polite words. He laughed a few times and subconsciously looked at each other with his aunt, wondering if the old professor should go to the hospital for psychological consultation. It seemed like he was The mental pressure is too much.
"When I heard the news that Lu Mingfei was getting married, I immediately put down the experiment I was doing and checked the flights as soon as possible. However, it was too difficult to buy air tickets to Japan. I mobilized my friends to help me get them. I finally got them yesterday. I just arrived in Japan this morning.” Professor Guderian’s dark circles were very obvious, as if he hadn’t slept for dozens of hours, but he was extremely energetic, “I drank five bottles of Red Bull and ten bottles in a row in the morning. Gatorade, your energy and energy are great now. This is the wedding of my proudest student. As his most beloved mentor, I must be in the best mental state... Mingfei, you are the teacher. You are so proud that your teacher can’t give you anything when you get married. In the future, your teacher is willing to use half of your pension to honor you!”
At this point, the old professor almost burst into tears. This scene really frightened the uncle and aunt. They subconsciously took a step back. The aunt held the uncle's arm, and the uncle also looked at the man who looked extremely abnormal. The old professor swallowed nervously... He didn't know if the old professor would suddenly foam at the mouth next moment, then rush up and bite him to death.
Because he looks totally like a rabid dog!
Wrong, uncle and aunt thought wrong. This old professor should not go to the hospital for psychological consultation... He should be sent to the mental disease control center, the critical area!
Angers calmly pulled his professor, who was pretending to be crazy, behind him. To be honest, Angers refused at first until Guderian came, because Angers knew that this old guy, who was already a bit nervous, was in trouble. It was almost impossible to stay calm when things related to Lu Mingfei were going on, and today was not a day to mess around.
But Professor Guderian used similar rhetoric to the vice-chancellor. He said that as Lu Mingfei’s direct tutor, there was no reason for him to be refused to attend the student’s wedding. Moreover, he kept saying that Lu Mingfei was not only a teacher-student relationship, but also a teacher-student relationship. They are close friends. If Lu Mingfei is the best man, he can even help him.
Professor Guderian also said that he wanted to share with Lu Mingfei the joy of being elected as a lifelong honorary professor. He felt that Lu Mingfei had at least six-ninths of the credit for receiving this honor. If he could not participate in the students' life events, he would spend his whole life. Regrettably, after his death, he will definitely write on his tombstone "Guderian, lifelong honorary professor at Kassel College, died at the age of 67. He dedicated his life to scientific research and education. His only regret during his lifetime was that he was unable to participate in the most outstanding and most prestigious competitions in his name. The wedding of my favorite student Lu Mingfei.”
Having said that, how could Angers reject an old professor who was diligent and dedicated his life to the college? What's more, the other party "threatened" him with his life... because Professor Guderian happened to be in college this year. 67 years old.
It's still embarrassing. I really shouldn't have brought this old guy here. Angers sighed deeply, feeling a little regretful and helpless... Privately, the students at Cassel College called him "abnormal human beings". Research Center" is indeed correct. There are only a few normal people in the entire college. The reputation of these lunatics has been ruined, and I, as the principal, have to personally save it. "Professor Guderian is too tired and too excited, because being named a tenured professor is a very glorious thing for the college, and he really cares about the student Lu Mingfei in his daily life. The student's wedding is very important to him. Important, he has been submitting applications to me to come to Japan." Angers defended his professor and explained to his uncle and aunt, "In fact, Professor Guderian is a great person on weekdays. He has no airs at all and is very considerate of his students. He also has high academic attainments. Before joining Cassel College, Professor Guderian was already a tenured professor at Harvard.”
"Oh, we have heard about this. A tenured professor at a school like Harvard must be very capable!" Uncle and aunt nodded. The principal's personal explanation is always somewhat convincing.
Their first impression of the wretched vice-principal made them suspicious of the ethos of the college in Kassel. However, Angers' politeness dispelled their suspicions, but Professor Guderian's nervousness made them a little nervous. They questioned the mental state of the teachers in this school, but fortunately the principal's explanation made their doubts fade a lot.
It should still be reliable, right? At least my nephew stayed there for two years and didn't become mentally ill.
Just as uncle and aunt were thinking this, a voice suddenly attracted their attention.
"Head of the Fuma family, are there any Cokes and hamburgers at this banquet?" A man in a suit with messy hair and "I am a fighting otaku among otakus" written all over his face suddenly asked Fuma Kotaro.
The uncle and aunt did not know this man, but they saw that the person following the principal and vice-principal was someone from Kassel College. Judging from his position, he seemed to have a higher status than Professor Guderian.
He is indeed a big shot, Deputy Minister Karl of the Equipment Department of Kassel College, and one of the leaders of the researchers.
"I'm sorry, Minister Karl, this is a traditional banquet. You probably won't arrange such... trendy things as Coke and hamburgers at the banquet." Fuma Kotaro shook his head at Deputy Minister Karl.
"You haven't considered the eating habits of us researchers. After all, we also contributed to the Tokyo incident and lost a lot of brain cells." Deputy Minister Karl frowned slightly, "What about the fried chicken? Is there fried chicken with tomato sauce and black pepper? If not, we can also accept fried chicken nuggets. They can't just be raw black fish fillets and live octopus, right? , extremely unhealthy.”
Good guy, I already have a three-piece set of burgers, fried chicken, and coke for obesity, since I’m still thinking about eating healthily.
"There is no fried chicken either." Fuma Kotaro thought for a moment, "There is a whole chicken, but it is roasted. I don't know if the kitchen has ketchup and black pepper, but we have prepared Japanese soy sauce and wasabi."
"Isn't that stuff just dipped in sashimi and live octopus? You Japanese really have a strong taste for it." Deputy Minister Karl showed an expression of unabashed disgust.
"There are also sushi and nigiri." Fuma Kotaro added, "Don't worry, the chefs we hired have rich experience in state banquets and can satisfy all the tastes you want."
"Then I want sushi stuffed with French fries and dipped in sweet and spicy sauce!" A researcher raised his hand to express his unique eating habits.
"I want Angus steak flavor, medium rare. It would be better if there are pickle slices!" Another researcher made a more demanding request.
"Sucker's finger original chicken, I want finger suck's original chicken flavored sushi. Any flavor you want can satisfy you. My request shouldn't be too much, right?" A researcher who is a loyal fan of KFC expressed his persistence in sucking finger's original chicken.
These researchers took advantage of the Snake Qiba family's respect and indulgence to make all kinds of unsatisfactory and rude demands. They seemed not to understand what emotional intelligence was at all, exposing the nature of their neurosis at a glance.
The demands became more and more outrageous, until a researcher shouted with a voice that covered the entire audience: "It doesn't matter the taste. If the chef's skills are really good enough, just help me shape the sushi into the shape of Hatsune Miku. I want a long white tube with twin tails." Socks look!”
As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell silent, and all the researchers' eyes fell on him invariably. After a long dead silence, these guys suddenly broke out into a uniform, all-encompassing shout.
"Hatsune Miku, twin tails, white stockings! Hatsune Miku, twin tails, white stockings!" The psychos raised their hands and shouted, just like an ancient tribe meeting a mysterious code, properly large The scene of atavism.
Even the vice-principal raised his arms and shouted: "Hatsune Miku, twin ponytails, white stockings, V-neck!"
He also secretly added a request. It is unimaginable that an old guy at this age actually knows what Hatsune Miku is.
Both uncle and aunt were frightened by this battle, while Angers was full of black lines. He really wanted to say that he didn't know these guys and had nothing to do with Kassel College, but his authority was not enough To expel so many important cadres from the college... why not activate "Time Zero" and silence them all?
"Fortunately, no one invited me to this school at that time." Lu Mingze also felt deeply.
"Be good, even if they offer a scholarship of 100,000 yuan a year, we won't go." Auntie was afraid that Lu Mingze would be scared, so she protected her son behind her. She was fortunate that Professor Guderian came to pick up Lu Mingfei two years ago. , I didn’t take Lu Mingze with me.
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