The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

In an era when Lin Daiyu pulled out the willows and willows, it was actually very embarrassing to be sick like this. Fortunately, there were two terminally ill and hard-to-treat dysmenorrhea contestants at home, and the whole family atmosphere was quite harmonious. The problem is that Rao Qifang and Li Laisi's mother and daughter belong to the type of menstrual periods that are as regular and self-disciplined as going to work, and then Comrade Da Leizi synchronized the little lady
Good guy, it means that there are four more patients in the family overnight!
Pharaoh, who is full of holidays, is so impatient that he dare not take a breath, his psychological pressure is so high that he doesn't dare to wander around indiscriminately, and follows Li Cang's ass all day long, sharing weal and woe Serving tea, pouring water, and sipping ginger soup, it’s okay for the little lady to say, the key point is that it’s really rude to pick him up since he was a child, so don’t look at Lao Wang’s self-proclaimed son all day long, in fact, what he is best at is pretending grandson.

In the twenty-odd degree weather, Li Leisi and Rao Qifang put on super thick camel hair winter home clothes and covered them with blankets. Cup Old Wang sucked the sugar water that was so hot that he thought it was too hot at first glance, and Jin Yujing, who was full of medicinal fragrance, was sandwiched between the two of them to act as a living warm baby.

The little lady is not as exaggerated as the mother and daughter, but she is also wearing long-sleeved trousers, and the four of them are not energetic, watching "Rick and Morty" in Lao Wang's inventory on TV.

"The air pressure is too low." Lao Wang muttered, "Hey, what are you doing, Mr. Cang?"

"Aunt Kong won't come back at noon or evening today, can't I cook?"

"Can you do it, you, what else can you do besides cooking a big pot of chowder, call your mother-in-law and those disciples and grandchildren?"

Li Cang grabbed a hand-woven basket that Kong Jingqiao often used to buy vegetables: "Sometimes I really suspect that your eyeballs and ears grow out to vent your anger. Aunt Kong just said yesterday that there are more than [-] people in her class." They all fell ill, she doesn't have enough manpower for the banquet today, where can I find someone for you?"

"How about ordering takeaway?"

I heard a cough suddenly coming from the side: "Mmm!"

Old Wang glanced out of the corner of his eye, and three of the four people were facing the TV, but they also stared at the two of them from the corner of their eye, like a zombie in a disaster movie, or a ghost in a horror movie.

The only person who didn't stare at them was of course our little lady, Tai Xiaoyi said: "I'm fine, let me do it, what do you want to eat?"

Pharaoh: "."

Ouch, I am an ancestor, please sit down quickly!

The two old men stood at the gate of the villa with a basket in each hand, looking at the mountains, streams, vegetable fields and flowers outside, and feeling the comfort of the warm sunshine in the morning, they both breathed a sigh of relief.

look at each other.

silence.

"So, Teacher Cang, do you mean it's time for me and my father to perform?"

"Oh, what do you know?"

"Instant noodles! Roast venison! Raw beef! Raw seafood!"

"Let me die."

"Okay~"

Just talking about it, it seems that Pharaoh himself understands that these four options are not the ones that will be eaten raw if they are really served on the table.

Li Cang picked up a secret whistle from the barley grass by the side of the road, and asked the embarrassed newcomer, "How did our vegetable field get here? I mean Aunt Kong's exclusive vegetable field."

"I obviously hid it so well. I lost another pack of cigarettes." The newcomer was a little nervous about the well-known Jingjiehu himself in the base, and he muttered directly: "Ah, I mean... Kong Da The vegetable field in the kitchen is not allowed to be touched by others, you probably want to sneak out of the garden while her old man is away, I dare not tell you."

There is such an unreliable leader as Xu Hongfeng.
emmmmm, I can only say what kind of leader and what kind of soldiers.

Under Lao Wang's physical coercion, the newcomer could only point in a direction hesitantly. The two of them walked more than 100 meters, and he still shouted at the back: "Master, I beg you, don't mess around." Move, you have to pick vegetables in exactly the same way as Chef Kong, don't waste things, don't step on places where there is no grass."

Different things have different meanings to different people. The vegetable field is equal to Kong Jingqiao's open kitchen, which lives on the top of her heart. This group of guys can't help but ignore it, and even sent two people to guard it. piece of land.

The two first walked around a pasture, and then walked through several large vegetable fields, wheat fields and rice fields before arriving at Kong Jingqiao's exclusive small vegetable garden.

The ones in front were all randomly sent by Rao Qifang, only this small piece of geomantic land was cultivated by Kong Jingqiao, and the first thing you can see is a white chrysanthemum fence guarding the pin-shaped vegetable field, and there is a mulberry field next to the vegetable field There is a pond, and the cucumbers on the shelves are lush and attractive.

"Hiss..." Pharaoh took a breath, twisted a big persimmon from the tree, put it in his mouth, and took a bite: "My mother-in-law specified that she has obsessive-compulsive disorder or something. They are classified by color? Grass, It's so astringent, this persimmon is not ripe!"

The persimmon was thrown casually, and the same gasping sound came from the vegetable field.

"Grass, not a scarecrow, what are you two doing?"

One of the two walked carefully through the vegetable field, finally found the persimmon, picked it up with a wry smile and said: "Ancestor, you are my grandfather, can you tell me what you want to pick, and I will give it to you." Pick it up, don't bother."

"Tch, hurry up and get the hell out of me!"

"okay."

The two of them plucked an onion and stole a melon just like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, and soon harvested a lot, and finally studied the circle of white chrysanthemums: "Mr. Cang, what do you think this is for, color matching? "

"How do I know, the snake stew?" Li Cang said, "Catch two hens from the chicken rack over there."

On the way back, the sharp-eyed Li Cang saw the most familiar thing on a hazelnut tree, and the big wand flew out with a swish, only to fly back with a whistling halfway through the flight—at the same time, he was tortured by bloodthirsty and calcareous sucking Old squirrels don't like to eat them!

"Old Wang, go!"

Lao Wang casually threw the electric mouse out to do his homework: "I didn't mean Teacher Cang, why do you always like to persecute squirrels? It's the one that was roasted on the island, the one that was stewed, or the one that was braised in soy sauce!"

Li Cang sighed: "I wandered for a while, you know. When I had nothing to eat, I just pointed at it to survive. The mountains near Yanchuan were infested with squirrels. This stupid thing is much easier to catch than the chickens raised by the villagers. Now, just take a hemp rope and pull it in a holster, it’s just one, it’s been so many years, it’s probably because of feelings.”

"I would venture to guess that the squirrel may not want this heavy feeling." Old Wang said, "You know that you broke the law, there are still a lot of wild boars on the mountain, and you are stupid, it is not illegal during the hunting season, why, you are picky eaters ?”

"Heh, did you never get kicked out by a wild boar when you were young?"

"."

Normally speaking, cats that are taller than knees are fully capable of killing humans. As for things like wild boars, it may not be that exaggerated, but it’s no problem for people who are kicked out to escape. Whoever in the village has never been scared and cried by the little wild boar has never experienced a complete childhood. Don't ask why there is no big wild boar. appears in another context.

Lao Wang smirked twice, and changed the subject in a semi-embarrassed way: "Speaking of wild boars, do you still remember Ye Laozi who lives diagonally across from my grandfather? The person who came down, the old man was really hard, after being hit for a while, he dragged the pig's ears and rode on the pig and was taken out for several miles. It was two days later that someone found him, half of his ribs and half of his hips were completely intact. Ruined, almost didn't put it back together."

Li Cang was shocked: "There is really someone who survived the co-authorship. I always thought that the sloppy old man drank too much and bragged!"

"Hey, Mr. Ye was said to be handsome when he was young. He was a well-known handsome man. He didn't drink at all. It was because he was hit by a wild boar that he couldn't bear the pain when it rained on a cloudy day, so he gradually became addicted to alcohol. "Old Wang had lingering fears: "I also met an adult once, and it was still in heat. Fortunately, I climbed a tree far away, and I felt like it weighed seven or eight hundred catties. It was scary, and finally the forest ranger came with a gun and drove it away. After that, I didn’t dare to go for a walk on the mountains at home for many years, pure psychological shadow.”

"Wild boars are not good, they are not delicious." Li Cang said, "Besides, you can't usually see them. They hide from people when they are not in heat. Well, hedgehogs are also delicious, not much worse than squirrels. , Wild duck eggs fried with wild onions are fine.”

"Damn you, you deserve to be sentenced!" Old Wang was filled with righteous indignation, "It's full of control inside!"

"There is also a snake, take it, take it, I really wanted to do this for a while, and then they turned me to the Homeless Rescue Center."

"And before that? Where did you come from? Hey, this mushroom seems pretty good!"

"Should have escaped from another orphanage? I don't remember anymore."

"So, it must be the people of Yanchuan who are reliable. After going around, the people of Yanchuan took you in. When you were admitted to college, a group of old aunts and sisters were crying. It was miserable. I remember it clearly. , as if my boyfriend whom I have been talking to for eight years is dead."

"That's right, the hospital in Yanchuan is indeed the best I've ever stayed in, and I don't know what's going on now."

"You can post a post to look for it. What if you survived, right? If you don't return to your hometown, it's like traveling at night in brocade clothes. Why don't you come and show yourself to someone else?"

"Well"

In fact, Li Cang didn't stay there for a long time. He was a student in name, and he was one of the few people in the academy who were allowed to graduate early. At that time, the place was beyond recognition, the dean had been changed long ago, and several aunts who were very kind to him had also left their jobs, and a few were brought back just to take pictures.

The two of them entered the room while chatting. The four zombies had dim eyes. Looking at the two of them with their bare faces, carrying a squirrel and hanging a hedgehog, they couldn't help laughing. It could be seen that they enjoyed this kind of treatment quite a lot.

Old Wang flamboyantly bowed his body and made a handshake salute: "The ladies are auspicious, the little one is going to prepare lunch."

Li Cang got used to it early in the morning. Over the years, the scene with Rao Qifang and Li Laisi has been staged countless times. Except that he still doesn't know how to cook and stir-fry, everything is very familiar.

After the two entered with a clanging sound, Jin Yujing said worriedly: "Mom, this is a squirrel, a hedgehog, and a snake. They really know how to cook? The things cooked in the old witch's pot in the movie are not like this." exaggerated!"

"No, at least there are no frogs." Li Leisi said indifferently, "Have you ever eaten frogs? I have!"

"Can that stuff be eaten?"

Rao Qifang answered: "My son is good at cooking!"

"Yes, he has always had a hand in it." Li Leisi sighed: "Referring to his childhood experience, at most it's just that the ingredients are a bit weird, but the taste is quite satisfactory."

Jin Yujing believes that evil and well-regulated are obviously contradictory.

Tai Xiaoyi believed in Li Cang very much, almost swearing in her tone: "Li Cang is very good at cooking chowder. Anyway, I can't make such a good taste. Well, his barbecue is also delicious, and he can also boil it." Ginger syrup!"

"I think you have been brainwashed by him!"

"It's a habit." Li Leisi emphasized again: "Once you eat frogs, other things will become easier to accept."

"It's not why I keep mentioning frogs!"

"Because it's one of the most hideous things I've ever eaten, Li Cang forgot to peel it!"

Jin Yujing stared dumbfoundedly at the mother and daughter with deep and nostalgic expressions, and suddenly this picture was added in her mind: a little Li Cang tremblingly holding a large pot of colorful frogs with hands, feet, heads and heads, using a kind of mother Looking at Rao Qifang and Li Leisi with the expectation of washing their feet.
This.
Is this really refusal?

Oh, take a step back, if my mother has a son or son-in-law who grows up like this, I will eat a pot of frog skin without throwing up!
Jin Yujing finally knew how Li Cang's series of unusual living habits, aesthetic preferences, and even the details of the selection of ingredients came from, and she was finally convinced that good-looking people and unattractive people are indeed different. I live in two worlds - some people are treated with tenderness by this world and life, and some people are kicked and kicked by the world and the fucking life!
"Rao Qifang, do you know that you are responsible for Li Cang becoming like this?!"

"What's wrong with my son?" Rao Qifang raised his sword eyebrows displeased: "Pie falling from the sky, you don't think it's leek stuffing, do you? He didn't kill and set my wife on fire in the end. There is no credit and hard work! Well, at least in the normal world Not at the time!"

"So you also admit that there is now, right?"

"What do you know, this is forced by life, my son is dying, so why don't I love him more?"

"Sure enough, a loving mother has many failures."

"Hey, your family won't be defeated even if you lose, the emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuch's urgent goods!"

"I you."