The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 1362
Marriage is a huge and arduous project, a project where you don't know what you are busy with. Not only Party A has no clue, but Party B is also at a loss.

Old Wang Li Cang, Miss Li Leisi, Qin Zhenzhen and others divided into two groups and rushed to Wu Yisong and Jiaojiao Song Qiang. This house located on the Dazhengji Island of the Huguo was gifted by Li Cang as a gift from Li Cang. The big man who picks his feet picks it up.

Wu Yisong was as pale as anemia, with a face covered with dark circles, but his body was red and purple. His tense mental state made people feel that he was not walking but walking a tightrope. When Li Cang and Wang arrived, Wu Yisong didn't even bother to say hello and introduce each other. He was sweating profusely and said nervously: "It's good when you come, it's good when you come. The same goes for the flowers and plants in the corridor, the wedding room is completely unfurnished, and the happy words are not pasted, balloons, washbasins, coins, axes, green onions... Ah yes, what else is there?"

"Fuck! Look at your potential! Why don't you just marry a few wives, don't panic!" Lao Wang looked at the wedding room carelessly, "Come on, someone who has been married, tell me what we should do?"

A large group of old men breathed a sigh of relief. It's not that they can't help, but that Wu Yisong was beaten by everyone with a hammer to the left and a mallet to the right. Who would dare to mess around without the groom's approval? If something goes wrong, who can take the responsibility?

"Actually, there's not much to do. Jiaojiao is almost ready. Except that the ceremony follows the old rural rules of Yanchuan. We mainly arrange the wedding room and prepare the things needed for the wedding and bridal chamber. The doves have already been brought back. There will be a flying ceremony. Together with the balloons, some balloons should be kept in the wedding room where they are released outdoors, and then there will be banners with lanterns and colored paper. In short, it is still the same as a normal wedding."

"Old Wu said that the washbasin is for the bride to wash her hands when she sits on the bed to make money. The ax is for pressing the bed and has to be handed over to her mother's family in advance. However, there is no sister-in-law on the bride's side. I guess she will bring it with her in a red bag. The green onions are put together on the washbasin and thrown horizontally, and there are also coins tossed across the bridge."

"Barbara."

Lao Wang was dizzy: "If no one here is married, I wouldn't understand what Lao Wu was talking about just now. Fuck it, what are you waiting for, let's start!"

After one, two, and three were separated, dozens of people with the backbone swarmed up, hanging banners, hanging banners, pasting happy words, and pulling ribbons, and the wedding room changed drastically in an instant.

Wu Yisong wandered around the house in a daze for a long time, and suddenly realized that he, who was still restless because of the lawsuit just now, had no work, as if he had become an outsider, everything was in order, and only a wry smile remained: "I seem to be adding trouble all the time?"

The current appearance of this guy is like that Xianglin's wife during the "blessing" period.

"Brothers over there, find someone to go to the flower garden to separate some flowers and put them in front of the window first. Remember to choose those festive ones that are suitable for placing indoors, and arrange for someone to spray some water on them before moving them into the house." Old Wang Da Ma raised a trumpet with a golden sword, turned his head and pointed the horn at Wu Yisong's face: "You know it yourself? Oh, those brothers over there, the big happy characters are crooked. This is, who is fooled by the plastic paper, get rid of it, shoot the sponsors out for 5 minutes, replace them all with red silk and red gauze, and use that optical fiber cable to make this crystal lamp into a waterfall for me, speed, move!"

Poor Wu Yisong was almost deafened by the loud volume, and backed away again and again: "Balloons, and balloons!"

"I want you to remind me? It's nothing!"

Lao Wang asked someone to move the air pump for balloons into the back room. Li Cang waved his hand and summoned a few company dogs: "Don't, those things are too noisy. Let them blow them faster than machines. Just eat a bottle of helium."

Everyone in the room was stunned. The money is not for nothing. Sansheng was lucky enough to meet a living capitalist.

In less than four hours, a group of people had already set up a stove in the backyard of the house, drinking beer on skewers.

Most of the people who came today were fellow villagers from Yanchuan, who were naturally close to each other in the base, and shouted at each other about Yanchuan people in Yanchuan, even if they couldn't make a difference, the atmosphere still quickly became lively.

"I thought there was so much work!" Old Wang pinched a wine bottle, "I checked when there was a signal, and this guy sent me more than 90 messages, as if someone pointed a gun at him and forced him to send it!"

Everyone laughed and echoed.

Old Wang asked again: "What program did you arrange for the day after tomorrow?"

"what?"

"You hammer, just now I asked the little lady, the piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, and flower tea at the women's army are waiting to show us some color during the ceremony. Does your groom prepare a few? And don't think about it when you pick up the bride. Hurry up and think about how to pick up the trick. There are so many women who gather together and have a lot of twists and turns. You still want to pick up the bride without a little blood?"

Wu Yisong said weakly: "I, I, I, I wrapped six thousand big red envelopes, does it count?"

"The red envelope is for nothing!" Old Wang snorted, "Have you never received a kiss or attended a wedding, or what?"

When Wu Yisong thought about it, cold sweat broke out, and he clenched his teeth and slapped his teeth thoroughly: "You are all counting on me, why did I ask you to come here, my daughter-in-law will marry a bridal chamber, and you will do the dirty work in the cave. Friends are for selling, and then all of them will go to the top of the vat for me!"

When Wu Yisong's scalp was numb, there was another person beside him who was more numb than him. Teacher Cang said bravely and decisively: "I won't go!"

"What?"

"I'm not going to pick up a kiss!"

"Huh~"

Lao Wang and Wu Yisong laughed at the same time, not even bothering to exchange glances.

Now realize the seriousness of the problem?

late!

Old Wang gloated, full of anticipation: "What's the point of stabbing a friend in both sides?"

"Speed, give me the knife!"

Last time in the haunted house, Li Cang’s ass was almost swollen by these girls, and the psychological shadow has not yet dissipated. This time, it’s okay to deliver it to the door by himself. The ghost knows how tragic the scene will be, so Li Cang went crazy to ask for trouble!
A group of people roared with laughter——

"Haha, Teacher Cang is going to stab yourself twice?"

"One thing to say, the marriage customs of both men and women in my hometown are not very good. Getting married once is no less than skinning."

"What's the picture?"

"Yanchuan is very good, lively, festive, and friendly, it's a pity"

"It's a pity that Teacher Cang is afraid!"

"Who is not afraid of this? There are dozens of bridesmaids alone. What kind of bridesmaids are there? They are my own mothers. Maybe they are thinking of some tricks to torment us. Why don't we just grab the bridesmaids directly?"

"Heh, I advise you to reorganize your language, otherwise Teacher Cang's mother-in-law will definitely let you know what is calm and rational."

"."

"So, we can only be slaughtered by others, right?"

"Not exactly." Lao Wang fiddled with the phone, "I can try to bribe my little lady, and try to get her to tip us off as a spy."

"Is it reliable?"

Old Wang looked at the notification on the screen that the other party refused to accept your message, and was stunned for a while: "Of course my little lady is reliable! Cough, it's just that I almost meant it."

night.

Lao Wang and those guys were drinking together in the dark, while Li Cang neither drank nor was too lazy to get involved in the drinking game, so he ran around in a very silky way.

"Those stinky men are so annoying. Because of their strength, they really don't treat businessmen like them as human beings. The way I look at my mother is like looking at a vase, and I don't urinate to wash off the oil on my face. Is there any man who would look for something like them?"

"Please, please, Sister Fangfang, help you punch out all their shit in a minute!"

"Come on, I'm still a partner in name. I've been in the shopping mall for decades, and I can tell them to take advantage of it? The base has waited for a critical window period. It's not good to leave everything to us. It's also well-known that the dragons don't like to follow the rules. The business in the mall has to be solved by means of the mall to set the rules. Disgusting people with men and women will not be able to get on the table. If I even rely on the base to rely on you and Li Cang, ha~"

"I let you say all the good things, and you are so good." Rao Qifang pouted, "Eh? How big? Didn't you say that you won't be back at Xiao Wu's today?"

The three old babies were actually pushing cups and changing glasses in the kitchen, smoking cigarettes, shaking legs, our mother's face was flushed from drinking, Jin Yujing was only wearing a small white suspender, and only Kong Jingqiao had clear eyes and looked as if nothing had happened.

"Uh..." Li Cang was also a little dazed when he first saw this scene. He felt as if he had smashed something that shouldn't have been broken. His scalp was numb and he said, "There's nothing to do over there, so I just started drinking, so I'll just leave. Don't bother me."

Jin Yujing quickly found a coat and put it on: "Don't leave! Fangfang catch him quickly! My lord, you don't want your reputation to be ruined forever, do you?"

Rao Qifang recalled the image of herself with a bottle of wine in her left hand and a cigarette leg in her right hand, and was still hesitating, but Kong Jingqiao directly picked up the frying pan, with a determined look in her eyes.

The group of elderly girlfriends is not the type who come to smoke and drink in private. Today, Jin Yujing is purely drunk and teased so bad.
Bang, the door shut tightly.

Li Cang, who was pushed down on the table with one hand, tensed his face: "I didn't see anything, Mom, just pretend I haven't been back, okay?"

"Not good!"*2
Rao Qifang pushed a glass of cocktail in front of Li Cang: "Okay, what's wrong, boy, you drink this first, and Mom will convince them for you. Don't worry, the one with added sugar and fruit juice is not bad!"

Purely physical amnesia, right? Otherwise, you'd just knock me out.

Jin Yujing's eyes lit up: "Miao Fangfang, it must be you. This is a good idea. Killing people is invisible, and there is no need to destroy the corpse!"

Kong Jingqiao didn't know what to say, she kept nodding her head in agreement: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"If I had known earlier, it would be better to stay with Wu Yisong." Li Cang accepted his fate dumbfounded, and picked up the wine glass: "I'll drink it, okay, then I'm leaving?"

Jin Yujing took control of the cup, pinched Li Cang's face and looked left and right, with a like-minded look on her face: "Very good, you are now a revolutionary comrade, take yourself off the table, and have a few more drinks with Auntie~"

"???"

Seeing Li Cang's life-doubting expression, the three older plastic girlfriends laughed like weasels who stole a chicken.

Rao Qifang said: "It's so fast, it will be three years soon, son, then you plan to hold the wedding anytime, I can't wait for the happy days when mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are fighting for supremacy~"

"Ah? Ah, didn't I tell you all about it last time? Saving a betrothal gift, even if you say that our family's Da Leizi is more expensive than others, right?"

Li Cang beckoned under the table, only a 20cm-sized homologous channel quietly materialized, pushed out a bottle of beer-packed kvass from it, and changed the glass in Li Cang's hand by the way, Rao Qifang pretended not to notice this unfilial gesture, and instead started to talk about the bride price.

Jin Yujing drank her glass drunkenly: "Your family is really interesting, and it's weird to talk about rituals, Fangfang, let me ask you, are you giving a bride price or a dowry?"

Rao Qifang didn't hesitate: "Of course it's a bride price! My old lady has been spending 20 years on her life, and she still needs to save her dowry? Cooperate with good things and let that ugly thing take it all up!"

"Pfft~" Kong Jingqiao almost choked herself, "If according to your thinking, the dowry is for the woman and the dowry is for the man, then you should give the dowry, right?"

"Eh? Old woman, what you said is not unreasonable, but" Rao Qifang squinted his eyes and thought about it seriously, and said rigorously: "I will accept the bride price, I will take the dowry, and work together!"

Jin Yujing + Kong Jingqiao: "."

It's really difficult for you to turn your left hand into your right hand, because you still need to think for so long!

"There are a lot of food and no one will grab it from you. Don't just eat it, drink some wine." Kong Jingqiao picked up a few chopsticks for Li Cang's food: "What did you encounter after going out for so long this time? Is it dangerous?"

"It's a jumping storm. It took 100 years to climb the technology tree and it was full of population breeding efficiency. It has already blown up." Li Cang said absent-mindedly: "I'll give you the video later. It still feels a bit like a disaster movie. Mom, you can use this thing as a teaching material for pandas. As for the base, you can figure it out."

"not in a good mood?"

"I lost it! The dowry to marry Da Leizi is almost lost! Aunt Jin, are you short of money? Do you want a loan? You can say the number within [-] million! It will be credited in seconds!"

Jin Yujing was stunned. If there was no problem with her memory, this little bastard would have wanted to take some money out of her pocket not long ago, although she later thought she gave too little and gave up——

"What kind of compensation is this? Princess Cangcang teach me quickly, Auntie also wants to beg for nothing!"

"Father of the gold master! Do you still lack maternal love? No? Then do you want a little wife?"

"You talk! You have the ability to show off your wealth and you have the ability to speak!"

Rao Qifang suppressed Jin Yujing with a slap: "Fuck you! Be serious! You are like a human being!"

Jin Yujing was not convinced: "Five hundred million! Why are you so serious? Why are you so reserved? I'm not a human right now, okay! Princess Cangcang, listen to me and ignore her. She, who has been poor for generations, knows what business is. Let's have a private chat for a while~"

Rao Qifang rolled her eyes, and didn't bother to pay attention to the plastic best friend who was blinded by money: "Lack of materials?"

"Not really." Li Cang felt melancholy, "It's just cashing out all the wealth accumulated in the past two years at once, and I feel a little bit distressed."

So the plastic girlfriends blinked together, blinked and blinked, and the blinking was dry, but they still couldn't understand how the code in this string of logic ran.

Rao Qifang suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Xiao Xu from the Academy of Sciences has been looking for you for the past few days. He has been here many times, and he looks very anxious. It seems that there is something good. When you have time, you can go there later?"

"Just a mouthful."

When mentioning this, Li Cang of XCMG in the north of the city immediately sued him. Really, maltose is not as sticky as him!
(End of this chapter)