The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 1378 Da Leizi: I will subdue this damn temptation today
It's obviously very good to rub the upright and smooth Da Leizi in the bath, and it's really smooth after rubbing. In order to wait for Da Leizi to iron it, Li Cang sold his strength.

"Pull a can?"

"don't want."

"That's a pity, my craft is actually good."

"Ugly to death!"

"Why don't you feel ugly when you put on tattoo stickers?"

"You're being serious, aren't you?"

After a while, Da Leizi lazily fumbled around in his clothes casually left by the pool: "Go back to Sky Island to catch up on the old days?"

Snapped.

A bag of golden melon seeds was directly pasted on someone's face, and Li Cang's silence was deafening.

"no!"

"What's free?"

"Free bill free!"

"Oh, Teacher Cang is generous, and Teacher Cang is decent." Looking at Li Cang's slightly serious face, Li Leisi's yin and yang strangeness is not at the same time, "Hey, you are a golden rooster independent, right? Why is it so precious? Just want to get rid of my old lady, you have such a big face!"

"Why do I feel that you are more excited than me?"

"Damn, that's not the case!" Li Leisi denied it categorically, her mouth seemed stiff, "I'm worth 32 billion! If someone loves you and is willing to spend money, what's the big deal?"

That night, after Li Cang understood the specific definition of Li Leisi's so-called hot game, he only felt a black brain buzzing in front of his eyes.

"I"

"It's too late to regret it now!"

"no."

"You said it was free!"

"Can you timi let me finish my sentence?"

"Oh, tell me then."

"It's not that I just want to ask you, why do you have the nerve to call this thing Cosplay?"

Li Leisi was expressionless and serious as she read the prepared written records: "Cosplay, role-playing game, referred to as cosplay or COS, generally refers to the use of clothing, accessories, props and makeup to play various roles in animation and games. Broadly extended to cover."

Li Cang's face turned dark with anger: "You can play so wild in cosplay, you timi is simply insulting the entire cosplay world!"

"Just say you're pretending or not acting!"

"@#￥%?"

Routine!

It's all routines!

I fell into the trap of this prodigal girl!
Li Cang looked at his tight school uniform, at the egg-filled biscuit trolley with red background and white characters exuding a strong oily and spicy aroma, and at the back of the booth, Li Leisi, who had an apron, sleeves, and white hat with a sly smile on her face. , I only felt my back numb and my scalp crispy as if it had been electrified, and Da Leizi, who had already entered the state, urged in a series of voices: "A man, a man, buy an egg-filled pancake, and search for it, hurry up!"

Li Cang: "."

May such a shameful and social death scene be buried in our hearts forever.

"Cough, ah."

"?"

"I can't scream timi!"

"Heh, when you ask my mother to call you daddy, you are very catchy, aren't you?"

"Auntie, I want to buy an egg-filled biscuit, without eggs, is that okay?"

"It can't be done. Egg-filled pancakes don't have soulless eggs. Eggs must be added!"

"Auntie. I. I don't have enough money"

Really, Li Cang really acted out that kind of embarrassment, people really forced it out.

"Not enough money? Which school do you go to?"

"No. [-] Middle School, I said you are almost done, give me the pie!"

"Oh, what a great school." Li Leisi's smile gradually turned into a moderator, three parts of Liu Beizhong and seven parts of Cao Cao, "Student, if you are so thin, don't you have something wrong with your body, yo, why are you still wearing the old school uniform from last year? , the small appearance looks so distressing, come here, Auntie has a look at the eggs, ah no, Auntie will add two eggs for you!"

To be honest, Da Leizi knows cosplay. After all, normal people would never think of buying an egg-filled biscuit and being blackmailed by such a shocking plot. Thinking of my dignified teacher, how elegant and decent, To be subjected to such humiliation is simply unsightly.

Two hours later, the egg-filled pancake aunt finally showed a happy smile and got up.

"Come, follow me into the house!"

"You fucking put down the school uniform and sleeves for me first!"

"Why don't you wash it?"

"Wash it grandma's paws!"

Li Leisi mysteriously took out a box from under her bed: "Guess what it is?"

"."

Li Cang didn't want to guess.

There was a suspicious gleam in Li Leisi's bolingboling eyes: "Wait, there are still surprises!"

Tell the truth
Teacher Cang, who is loveless in life, doesn't want any surprises at all.

As soon as Li Leisi came out after changing her clothes, she turned around to Li Cang, crossed her legs and stroked her legs from top to bottom with her hands: "Dangdangdangdang, my mother's new skin, isn't it pretty!"

"You, you, you! Are you crazy?" Li Cang only glanced at the outline, his pupils trembled, and he didn't have a mouthful of old blood directly sprayed on the ground. He felt that he had already used the greatest malice to speculate on people's hearts, but it turned out that Timi couldn't It's just my school uniform: "Li Laisi! Why are you wearing our mother's clothes!"

Li Leisi threw bundles of glances over as if she didn't want money: "Just now you were sloppy enough to satisfy my wish, now it's my turn to satisfy yours, so big, no energy, no stimulation, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"Li--"

"You bastard! What do you call me?"

"Get off now!"

"Don't you think it's against peace, who is so big that he will let mom undress in front of her?"

"You@#￥%"

"Heh, can you guarantee that you haven't thought about it?"

".No!"

"Really? I don't believe it."

Today's theme focuses on a rebellion.

Wake up early, do laundry.

Not only Rao Qifang's clothes, but Li Cang's school uniform is also a private collection full of memories of the instructor. A bright morning sun shone on Li Leisi. When it's over, put it back secretly, otherwise our mother will pick your skin later."

Li Leisi stretched out her hand without opening her eyes, she didn't bother to move at all, but after Li Cang stripped off her clothes, the cunning girl turned around and rode up with a groaning voice and a tricky smile.

"Driving~"

The water temperature of 37 degrees is really suitable for washing clothes. The clothes are soft and lubricated, and there are no mottled marks left by soap bubbles on them. The composition of the water may be a little complicated, but at least it is visually impeccable. The laundry detergent is full of smell It is sunshine and health, which makes people feel like they are between the mountains and the sea under the cold rain.

Afterwards, when Li Leisi put on her clothes, she suddenly rubbed her belly and frowned and muttered, "So full? Suo Zhihui's little girl is really worthless! And you, you are not a good cake all the way, and you are yelling, don't scold!" It’s so fierce and ugly, but it’s not a little bit hard to toss the old lady all day long, ah, hypocrisy, true hypocrisy, as sincere as Jill is, a man can be as hypocritical as he is!”

Da Leizi, who was full of food and drink, didn't even wipe his mouth, and swaggered to the jump point and went back to the base to make a living.

Li Cang was left alone in a mess.

Damn Hippie.
In terms of anthropomorphism, I, Li Cang, really seem too conservative.

"Master, do you need me to help you take a shower and change your clothes?"

The dazed Li Cang shuddered, and then remembered that it was Letitia's voice: "No need!"

"There's nothing to be shy about." Letitia said: "Liliana watched the whole night last night, she said that you and the mistress are an enviable fairy couple, and your souls are the only ones she has ever seen. The most compatible of all human beings."

Li Cang has already started to think about killing Da Leizi and Xiao Miss while they are away: "No! You are not Letitia! Liliana? What trick are you doing?"

"Okay." Letitia curled her tail, "Sure enough, I can't hide it from you, the great master with sharp eyes, what do you think of this skin, is it lifelike? I will convince Letitia after I use it well. Ya provided me with her blood, and it’s been a long time since I showed a specific gender. Master, my image should be very imitative in the main material world. I only know that there are many people who walk with snake tails in purgatory, but I didn’t expect it to be in the main material world. The world is so popular, you just need to get used to it a little bit!"

Where there is no Cos in life, all living beings are masked people.

"You miss home?"

"I do not want!"

"No, you want to!"

Liliana ran away, the tail of the snake turned into black smoke and Timi accelerated all the way, really fast.

(End of this chapter)