The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Can this be tolerated?
Can't stand it!
Suo Zhihui, who was dressed in white, was really pretty, the kind of obsessively refusing to welcome, not quite the same as Da Leizi's heavy punching and covering fire.

The clothes were like gauze and the muscles were better than water, and Li Cang's hands were slippery on them dishonestly.

People are angry like avenging their own personal revenge, and Mr. Cang, who has come down several times to hate him for nothing, is really ruthless this time and played a trick.

Suo Zhi rolled his eyes at him, cowardly and fiery, in pain and anticipation, the face of the tea-smelling little Bai Lian actually looked a little seductive, her arms around Li Cang did not hug her tightly, and she squinted her eyes to look around , it feels like Li Cang is stealing other people's melons and she is watching the wind
Timi Li Cang couldn't straighten it out, and his hands staggered down.

Li Cang was beaten to death eight times early in the morning, Suo Zhihui slightly crossed his legs, his face was scorchingly hot, but he still acted like that, his big eyes were shining brightly, he looked cuter than Li Cang I was much more excited, and unconsciously murmured: "I like it. No one. Me. Help you?"

He also pouted.

Li Cang was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so he picked up the two small things directly when he came over.

afterwards.

"What's wrong, are you on the card settlement screen?"

"It's broken~" Suo Zhihui recalled excitedly and secretly, breathing hot air from her small mouth, "Yes, it hurts a little, hug me!"

"Take it as a compliment, but I don't think you have learned a lesson!"

"Then let me praise you, how are you? Among my men is Lu Bu and the horse is the red rabbit!" Suo Zhihui glanced at him shyly, and tidied up her clothes pitifully: "And I digest very quickly, and I will be hungry soon Already!"

"Put it on directly?" Li Cang snorted, and said in distaste: "You're very clever with your lips, what else can you do except make me spittle, if I knew it, I would have taken it off for a few minutes!"

Suo Zhihui limply hugged his arm and flattered him, saying, "I'm making rapid progress, really, really, it's been more than 25 minutes, it's been a long time!"

Speaking of this, Li Cang rubbed her belly.

Kneaded again.

I couldn't help but use some strength.

"what?"

"strangeness!"

Suo Zhihui slapped his hand away shyly, but what he said was not reserved at all and even a little proud: "It's natural!"

"No leaks?"

"Hmm~"

"come here!"

"I don't." Suo Zhihui was really scared, wrinkled bitterly and pleading with her delicate little face: "They have been waiting for a long time to dig ginseng, please forgive me, come on, come on This time, I promise not to lie!"

"Small and frequent meals, right? Why don't you keep healthy at such a young age?"

"Hey, how can I serve you if you don't raise it well? It's like a big animal all day long."

"Didn't you provoke and provoke the co-author first?"

There was a hint of joy in Suo Zhihui's eyes, and she said with insatiable righteousness, "But women are animals too!"

well
Quite like the Li family style.

When they got back to the top, the two of them were a little dumbfounded. The front of the whole stilted building was like a big market. Everyone brought a bunch of wild things. Some were happily carrying baskets, and some were only wearing sports vests and clothes. The skirts were packed, and even two extravagant ladies in vest lines carried a wild boar weighing more than 400 kilograms, showing off proudly, laughing and laughing.

"Oh, you see, Teacher Cang is stingy. If you go down once, you can bring such a small amount of food for anyone to eat. Fortunately, they know how to be self-sufficient, and they can make enough food and clothing by themselves!"

"You are exaggerating too much, wait, where did this wild boar come from?"

"What are wild boars? There are also a group of oversized horses underneath, fat and strong!"

"Yeah, where's the horse?"

"never hit"

In the end, Kong Jingqiao said: "You guys are so talented! What a waste! Cook and eat what you bring! No leftovers are allowed! If you dare to leave leftovers, I will soak your little faces in dish soap to remove makeup !"

The two young ladies who carried the wild boar were dumbfounded. Hunting is one thing, just as addictive as fishing. As for eating, it is another thing. Even fishermen don’t necessarily eat fish, let alone If the second-generation wild boar with a strong smell of fishy smell loses the blessing of Kong Jingqiao's culinary skills, the picture will be so beautiful that it is unimaginable.

"Aunt Kong didn't bring a helper today?" Old Wang whispered to Xiaoxiao: "It's definitely unrealistic to expect those guys who don't touch the spring water to help. This thing is so complicated, why don't you just let Aunt Kong rest, Mr. Cang The Stewed Yeyier Big Pot Chowder is a must, even my grandfather praised it as delicious, how about it?"

Tai Xiaoyi looked at those people outside, and was a little moved: "Is this okay, will it seem too perfunctory?"

"Hi! What's the matter!" Lao Wang rolled up his sleeves, "Wait, I'll go to a big turntable table for 100 people, and then put Teacher Cang on the turntable with oil and vegetables! Perfunctory? I Let's see which of them will come out of their mouths with the word perfunctory! Today I will make them leave nothing but saliva in their mouths!"

Tai Xiaoyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Fuck you, be serious~"

Lao Wang is a very decision-making person. In order not to make his mother-in-law tired and take a good vacation, he did his best. After a little bluffing with the group of young ladies, the young ladies who heard that Li Cang personally cooks immediately called Chef Kong. Forget about it, this greedy mouth is not that greedy mouth, but in the end they all lead to the same goal.

Everyone is happy, Li Cang scolds his mother.

When catching the strong man, Li Cang did not hesitate to catch Lao Wang, a guy who was idle and didn't hold back his farts: "The standard of four dishes and one soup, you go and catch some crabs, supervise them to spit out the sand, and then put the gills on it." Pick them up, um, let them hurry up, everyone is waiting for dinner!"

Pharaoh: (｀)╭∩╮

Listen, listen, what is said by riding a horse is also called human language?
Stewed wild vegetables with wild boar may sound wild and rough, but in Yanchuan, this so-so dish can be regarded as a kind of home-cooked meal. Li Cang, who has been around for a long time, made it unambiguously, but the dinner scene is a bit like the open-air cafeteria on the construction site in the early years. A group of people are surrounded by a super-large pot and volcanic crabs under the insect nest. The beer bottle holds the big old bowl, eats and drinks, and gives advice.

It can be regarded as a rare and alternative picnic experience. The good scenery and the quality of the ingredients can’t keep up. Simple and simple, everyone is satisfied, and after eating, you can enjoy the magnificent sunset outside the crystal wall. First-line bathing and swimming, the expectations are directly filled.

After dinner.

Rao Qifang was soaking in the water with a mask on, leaning against the stone wall comfortably, the setting sun was setting behind the crystal wall and the sea of ​​clouds was enveloping: "No wonder you don't want to go back to the base, the island is indeed free, and even the state of mind will be lost after staying in this place for a long time." It's extra wide."

Li Cang was paralyzed next to her, and of course there was a layer of royal jelly ginseng mask on his face: "Besides not many people, the track line is actually quite lively. Mom, I'm really not lonely at all!"

Da Leizi snorted when he heard the words: "There are not many people alive!"

"Don't care about the dead and the living, is it delaying your life and death?"

"Humph~"

"Then can we meet this time?" Jin Yujing asked with her mask on her face, "Seeing you sitting on the track line all day, it's hard not to make people wonder what is the charm of this job?"

Kong Jingqiao: "You are a workaholic, but you have the nerve to despise others~"

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel~" Lao Wang, who has a wide body and three layers of fat, even the mask on his face is more than three circles bigger than others, "Live, make money, don't be shabby!"

In the artificial hot spring surrounded by stone walls independently of the small lake, there are nearly 30 people paralyzed in rows, and more than [-] masked faces will turn into minions. No one will be in these three days Who is the joke, today's main focus is a descendant of Yan and Huang with one heart and one mind.

Qin Zhenzhen took two slices of green radishes, dipped them in salt, chewed them in her mouth, and poked Suo Zhihui's collarbone with her fingers: "Huihui, you were bitten by a bug? There are several red pieces!"

Suo Zhihui bowed her head: "."

Everyone: "."

This child seems to lack a string in his brain, but you have sharp eyes, right?
Rao Qifang glanced at Suo Zhihui, and said with a smile: "Look at this child, look at this body, it's thin, slender, exquisite, white and tender, I feel sorry for it, it's made of water, I'm a woman It feels comfortable to wear.”

Jin Yujing squeezed her chin, squinted her eyes and looked around like Rao Qifang: "Duan Li has a good figure, look at her waist, waist-to-hip ratio, back, chest shape, how long does she have? , I, a woman, feel hot when I look at it~"

Rao Qifang didn't quarrel with her this time: "Well, at least the two fat boys are the bottom line!"

"Goose goose~" Qin Zhenzhen said, "What about me?"

Rao Qifang squeezed her baby-fat face hard, smiled and said nothing.

"Instructor, you despise me again!" Qin Zhenzhen pouted, "Wow, look at Teacher Cang, who usually looks dry and shriveled, but his muscles are almost stretched!"

A sentence floated from the crowd: "Your eyes are also drawn!"

Qin Zhenzhen stood up suddenly, the mask on her face was torn: "You slander!"

"Hey, whose head is this? Scared me, Hanako, what are you doing?"

Bai Huazi, whose chin was submerged in the water, showed a small head: "No, it's fine."

This style of painting, which is similar to socializing in a bathhouse, obviously made Bai Huazi very cautious and uncomfortable.

Jin Yujing smiled and said: "When I first came to Yanchuan, I was like her. When someone invited me to take a bath and make soup, I felt very weird. I always felt that this kind of thing would be shy even with very close people. Later, I have several business deals that were negotiated on that mud bed. Some customs in the north are too contagious and assimilable.”

Rao Qifang: "Male or female?"

"You're going to die?!"

"The charcoal is ready, I'm going to barbecue."

Li Cang stood up from the pond, hid far away on the bank, and solemnly brushed the fresh and tender deer meat. After a while, Lao Wang also came over, and the two of them were chatting while picking up a few deer.

Lao Wang said: "Damn, I feel uncomfortable all over. This ratio of male to female is almost frightening me."

"You? It's mainly because the mother-in-law is here, right?"

"What you said is not unreasonable." Lao Wang pondered for a long time and changed the subject, "Can't you bake it for four or five hours?"

"Who will eat this after just eating? Don't cut it up. Let's eat one layer after another. Bring me the sea salt in that iron box."

"Hey, who would have thought that there would be such a lively time on the island?"

"Keep an eye on the changes in the halo of the anti-transportation bomb."

"Don't worry, it will be fine."

To put aside Li Cang's tired and lazy temper, he would take out a few dog legs as human coolies, but today's high standards and strict requirements, the two generations of mother and daughter who never allow walking corpses to touch food are tortured with fierce eyes. This laziness is not right. great steal
ummm
It's time to honor our mother!
Hey, this is called sincerity. If Da Leizi understands the level of emotional intelligence of our Li, he will be beaten by half as much!
As the so-called father and daughter have become brothers for many years, Comrade Da Leizi not only understood the contempt in Li Cang's eyes, he even gestured a slender middle finger at the right time, supplemented by mouth-shaped explosion damage: "Oh, big tengu, four No dog has your dog!"

"Mom, Da Leizi curses people better than the middle finger!"

"."

Most people can't imagine the joy of being sued in person, but they don't know whether Da Leizi will have a slide show of the painful memories of the past ten years when he was beaten.

Old Wang gritted his teeth in envy: "Hey, Teacher Cang, how did you do it? It is said that our mother gave Suo Zhihui a big red envelope? That piece of jade was also given by our mother, right?"

"Simple, first you have to have no mother, and second you have to have a mother."

"Fuck! I'm telling you to be serious! Don't keep telling God with me that you are pitiful and practiced a trumpet for you!"

Li Cang said strictly: "Your motives are not pure! You see, when there is a big thunder, she is my mother; Go both ways!"

Lao Wang curled his lips: "Your state of mind is really thorough, and Wang is absolutely inferior~"

"That is."

"It's not bad for me. In my lifetime, I can not only see you and Da Leizi go out together, but also see Suo Zhihui's cultivation come to fruition. I don't know how many people in the school went up and down for my general. Heartbroken, if you hadn’t brought life-sustaining buff to help you accelerate your physical speed, do you know how many people are thinking about trapping you in a sack?”

Li Cang muttered: "If my brother didn't have this problem and strengthened his will, he probably couldn't bear it."

"Hey, I'm finally telling the truth. You are so picky about Xiao Lasuo and you are blocking him with Da Leizi. You are afraid that you will die early when you co-author?"

"Well, it's mainly because there's no need for that. What do you need to worry about if you're already dead?" Li Cang raised his eyes, "In the month when I sent you to travel, I saved a critical illness notice and stapled it. I ran out of firewood on the island."

Old Wang was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally raised his middle finger, cursing viciously:
"Hold!"