Chapter 1410

Lao Wang felt that he might be dying at the end of his life.

A flying dragon made a mushroom hotpot with dozens of kinds of mushrooms in a clear soup, cooked thin slices of black-bone chicken, and finally stewed four pheasants and twenty black-footed chickens.

"That. Teacher Cang. If you don't want me to give birth to a baby for you." Lao Wang finished the appetizer time by removing the meat from the last chicken leg, before putting the half roasted antelope on the table into his own bowl Can't help worrying: "Does it mean that I'm going to use me to replace Da Leizi's living body shield? Or do you want to sell me for a good price?"

When Lao Wang ate this meal, he was completely moved, and some were just at a loss as if he was bringing the reserve grain to the table, and panicked a lot.

I can't help Lao Wang not to panic, he has never let Li Cang enjoy this kind of superior treatment in his life, according to the normal development of the plot, he should bear it, bear it, bear it until he can't hold it anymore, and the dog will touch it. Only stewing the flying dragon and then receiving a fat beating or scolding is in line with the market and the normal operation logic of Sky Island. This human accident is a tacit understanding of the world for many years.

Now that Mr. Cang suddenly gave him such great respect, could it be that my life, Wang, is really not long?
Li Cang stretched out his hand to take a heavy and spicy alienated antelope handed over by Li Leisi, and looked away from the table where the big corpse brothers, sword sisters and younger sisters were sitting, and carefully scanned Lao Wang's shy and delicate body up and down, expressing extreme disgust voice: "You deserve it too? As far as your protective ability is at best stronger than the little lady, have you ever seen anyone whose shield is more fragile than yours? Apart from your appearance, do you have even a little corresponding function?"

Right stomach!
After being humiliated by his soul, Lao Wang finally felt that he had the qualifications to live again!

Lao Wang instinctively babbled without even thinking about it: "How can you make a conclusion if you haven't used it before? Your big Leizi may not be as easy to use as I am. Only men understand what men want. You know, we want posture." There are postures that need to be coordinated, and we are soul mates!"

There is one thing to say, excluding the high-pitched component and the unreasonable big resurrection technique, Lao Wang feels that although his skin thickness and durability and the length and width of the blood bar are not as good as those of a pervert like Li Cang, they are already comparable to Da Lei. As soon as the son got better, it wasn't because he coveted Da Leizi's unchanging technical position for thousands of years, or because Li Cang always put him and the little lady in the same position and used it to make him feel a little uncomfortable.
I'm an iron-blooded real man, why is he treated like a crispy skin?
Qin Zhenzhen pierced Lao Wang's extravagant thoughts with a single word: "Tch, childish, how can there be such a fight for favor, what are you mixing with the little interests of the husband and wife!"

"Pfft."

The whole dining table seemed to be leaking air.

Old Wang was dumbfounded, even Li Leisi couldn't help but look up at Qin Zhenzhen.

Li Cang leaned over half of the dining table and touched Qin Zhenzhen's oily fist, and praised, "If you can talk, talk more, our island needs talents like you!"

"I and you grew up wearing open crotchless pants, so you know the girls are the ones who choke, right? Alas, green plums are no match for heaven. Li Cang, you ungrateful and duplicitous thief, why are you laughing at the hammer? !”

"Laugh at that Zhou Yu has no plan, Zhuge Shaozhi."

"?"

Suo Zhihui was serious and curious: "So, among you, is Li Cang the most defensive?"

"When everyone was talking nonsense, you were the only one who still kept talking. Even when Teacher Cang told dirty jokes, you, Timi, just pursed your lips. So you know why I couldn't look down on you before?" Li Lei curled her lips, "Isn't this obvious? Li Cang has already killed two alienated antelopes, and half of the antelopes surnamed Wang haven't finished showing off. The appetite alone is incomparable!"

Suo Zhihui blinked playfully, and habitually pursed her lips aggressively, probably to express that she had already laughed.

Li Leisi let out a hey, and gave her a wink in Suo Zhi's style: "Look at your little white lotus inside, people just want to hurt and ruin you"

Suo Zhihui blushed.

"The strongest little lady in a single body, the group output Teacher Cang, assassinated and beheaded Da Leizi." Old Wang counted the treasures so that his face was sad and haggard, "Who the hell would have thought that a guy like Lao Tzu, a macho man with one eye and an indomitable spirit, would end up alive. The shape of the miscellaneous fish buster and crowd control, so is this the sorrow of the end?"

"It's almost done!" Li Cang chewed half of the alienated antelope's leg bone into a mouthful of scum, the uncomfortable taste made his brows twitch into a pimple, but he didn't want to throw it up in the end, he chewed it After finishing it, he swallowed directly, "As long as you fight a little bit, you won't let my millions and my mother's teachings go to waste. Take time to practice your inner knife skills, and drag knife skills when you don't have the extra blessing of energy-based attacks It’s still too serious to dissipate power, take back your big is a lot is beautiful, and you have to take it in and out freely, right?”

Old Wang groaned and groaned for a long time: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I understand, I understand, Mr. Cang, stop reading."

Highlight a reluctance.

Slashing ships with one knife is all that Lao Wang pursues. Being handsome is the end of the matter. It is impossible to be small, and it is impossible to be small in this life. Everyone comes to take a bath in Lao Tzu's harm!

Li Cang didn't bother to talk to him, Lao Wang's style can be described in four words: Zhang Fei embroidery.

One more word would be a waste of lip service.

If you want to make this hanging hair suddenly exquisite, it must be the kind of operation that will break the human design. Fortunately, the cooperation between this guy and the little lady has always been tacit, which can be regarded as making up for the lack of skills to a certain extent.

"I'll let Da Leizi give you a class later, and catch up on the knowledge points of Plants vs. Zombies." Li Cang said, "By the way, which version of the plant is the pistachio that appears later?"

"There is no such thing in the version I have played!" Li Leisi tapped her rice bowl with her chopsticks and said, "Now I finally know that my mother is useful. You can take lessons, but you have to pay tuition fees. Well, Li Cang, you still have lessons. Back homework!"

Li Cang: "."

Then you receive this homework so frequently and with so many tricks!
The final result was that Miss Wang lost 20 gold melon seeds each, and Qin Zhenzhen Suo Zhihui's tutoring fees were all on Li Cang's head. Li Leisi even thoughtfully gave him a discount, and collected 200 gold melon seeds , the behavior full of Cang's style is heart-warming.

Seeing this girl take half a bag of golden melon seeds, Li Cang was frightened by the torment, last time...
The stimulation is indeed a stimulation, but it is also a little stimulating.

Forget the past.

"Silence!" Li Laisi, who put on gold-rimmed glasses and a uniform skirt, said sternly, "You are the worst class of students my mother has ever brought up, so concentrate on taking notes for my mother!"

The students sat down and whispered impolitely.

"Wearing a dragon robe doesn't look like a prince. I said, Teacher Cang, you should take care of her. If you look at sister Da Lizi, that's a perfect fit. You need to have a figure and a temperament. Your Da Leizi doesn't care at all. Do you know if it is suitable for wearing this thing, it looks like a sell. Cough. Showman."

"No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak. If you make her anxious, she will dare not tell you. Don't worry, this bitch can definitely do this!"

"Don't worry, can I not worry? There is nothing that Siberian tiger ladies wouldn't dare to do."

"Snapped!"

A piece of chalk made a piercing sound, and smashed into a pile of conical powder points in the middle of Lao Wang's forehead. The huge force made Lao Wang's neck fall back, and his cervical vertebrae clicked.

Li Leisi tapped her head on the blackboard without looking back.

"Just talking, the advanced nature of games like Plants vs. Zombies is beyond your comprehension, but I don't expect you to understand, because there is only one thing you have to remember: this is Big Brother, this is Big Brother’s second brother, this is Big Brother’s third brother, this is Big Brother’s stove, these are Big Brother’s slippers, these are Big Brother’s mints, and these are Big Brother’s goggles.”

"Wait, who's the big brother?"

"I'm afraid you are a fucking idiot, Wang. How dare you pretend to be blind to see such a big picture, and dare to be disrespectful to your elder brother, and screw you up!"

"."

To be honest, this class is not very good.

The concept of surpassing cognition for more than two hours completely destroyed Li Cang's game talent, game understanding and zero brain, his hands were trembling, and the skills and attributes of N kinds of plants and N kinds of zombies were all confused into a mess in his mind and Li Cang rubbed his stiff brows, "It's crazy to move this thing into reality."

"Who says it's not the case!" Lao Wang rubbed his elbows and the white spots on his body, "It's useless to put half a bag of golden melon seeds next to a pile of chalk. That girl was very happy when she talked about it, but in the end, she might as well not have listened to this lesson. My heart is in turmoil!"

"Someone! There is a slave, Sky Island!"

"where?"

"At 4 o'clock, Teacher Cang, come quickly, they want to run!"

"work!"

An empty island with a diameter of 20 kilometers, the surface of the tiles is not covered with grass, and the whole island seems to have faded, showing a bleak gray. The island is not close to the radar distance of [-] kilometers, and it is circling around. , and hundreds of simple large-scale structures rose from under the surface, and the flames sprayed, throwing ammunition here like an explosive catapult.

It was as if the force field barrier didn't exist in front of these round or elongated ammunition, it was passed straight through, and at least hundreds of ammunition crashed to the ground.

There was no explosion.

No toxins.

There was nothing unusual, just craters made by these projectiles.

"Chase!"

"Teacher Cang, haven't you woken up? When have you ever seen an empty island that is slower than our island? Hurry up and call Gou Kun out. After a while, those gangsters will run away without a trace!"

"Don't..." The young lady felt that her voice might be a little louder, and she explained with a red face, "Don't chase it out, last time, and last time"

So the four of them coughed awkwardly together.

Although this is not the kind of conservatism that Lao Wang likes, adhering to the principle that more things are worse than less things, when he can cut corners, Lao Wang still doesn't mind taking more fish: "Is this going to run away? Let's go and have a look at these gangs." Birdman threw something up!"

"Chong, be careful!"

The last time this happened, Pharaoh used a crowbar and pipe wrench to blow up a World War II whistle. The scene was quite spectacular.

Li Cang and Lao Wang walked together to a projectile with an irregular shape. The projectile was half-embedded in the ground, and there was a piece of floating soil, but it could be seen that the material of this thing was some kind of material between wood and stone. Deep and shallow cracks intertwined across the not-so-solid surface.

"What the hell is this riding horse? It's not a bomb!"

Lao Wang threw out the page hammer.

thump~
Kacha~
Surging gray-green mist rushed out from the cracks, the temperature was extremely high, and the collapsed outer shell was blown everywhere under the action of the mist.

Li Cang calmly pulled Old Wang to stand in front of him: "Living creature?"

"Living creature!" Old Wang nodded, stroking off the residue on his chest, "This bird thing doesn't look like it can kill anyone—"

boo~
Green plants burst out from the gaps around the broken shell, and the swaying vines quickly tore the eggshell, including the weak arms and legs in the eggshell, and the first-stage beast that was branded with burn marks , devouring, in the blink of an eye, the vines have rapidly expanded to the point of covering the sky and the sun, the surface of the sky island is surging and cracking like waves, and the thick root system is looming between the cracks.

The rapidly expanding big Kunkun tore through a path in the tumbling forest and soared into the air. Li Cang held the old king with one hand, hooked his finger, and the burning of Isolaye bloomed at high frequency between the roots of the vines. Ashes filled the sky.

Lao Wang did not hesitate to praise: "Elegant, so elegant, as elegant as that ebony throat that has an affair with the big purple potato!"

"Why don't you Timi go down!"

Li Cang said in his mouth, and his hands were not polite at all, that's what he did, Lao Wang fell into the vine jungle in the air.

About five seconds later, the blazing knife light cut through the entire jungle with a super-long span of tens to hundreds of meters. The severed vines were still twisting when they hit the ground, and quickly went underground.

[Illusion Realized Bloodline: Overlord Tribulus]

Plant length: about 200m
Life: 100%
Stamina: 100%
Strength: x
Dexterity: x
Status: alienation stage 4, family alienation

Abilities: horn scales, tillers, spores, disturbing pollen, necrosis berries, geological pollution, energy absorption

The reproduction of Overlord's Tribulus quickly expanded the occupied radius to 200 meters away, and when it touched the surrounding projectiles, it cracked them one after another, like a plague spreading.

Li Cang stretched out his finger, and several channels of the same origin opened up, and dog legs swarmed out of them, trying to move and discard the projectiles that had not been affected, but they went straight through as if passing through a phantom.

Li Laixi frowned: "Are we the only ones who can touch each other with these plants? Li Cang, let's just release them all and deal with them together."

"it is good."

The fire of Isolaye bloomed everywhere, and it successfully smashed these projectiles. The gray-green mist permeated the empty island, and various plants grew out of it, such as big puff mushrooms, pumpkins, overlord thorns, happy fruit trees.
Then everyone also saw the extremely rough and crude shriveled zombies whose painting style was completely different from that of the walking corpses, and even some huge tombstones with vague inscriptions that grew out of a piece of stone directly after some projectiles were broken.

"Ah this."

"The co-author is really Plants vs. Zombies!"

"Teacher Cang, do you guess that this thing explodes gold coins, diamonds and chlorophyll?"

 It’s a bit evil to delete words and paragraphs through the sieve recently. Comrades who don’t follow the update, let’s watch and cherish it. If you find that there are few words and plots in front of you, you can play me.

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