The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter [-] Trivia
When your gay friends, brothers, and loved ones suddenly stop being violent and start talking to you about love, it usually only means two or three words: more money, more money!Li Cang is really afraid that this prodigal woman will suddenly lose her nerve and throw hundreds of short-term goals in his face!
ummm
But once I say it, it sounds addictive. What’s the matter?

Li Cang shook his head and rubbed his face. He was shocked to find that there were several pairs of big bolting eyes next to him. He suddenly became angry and said, "A bunch of traitors! Where did you come from? Who asked you to follow me? Don't you have anything to do of your own?" Get out! Get out of here!"

To some extent, the rebellious sons can resonate with Li Cang's spirit. With such violent and unprecedented mood swings, isn't it natural for them to care about his old father's mental state and fulfill their filial piety? Who would have expected that the rebellious old father would turn on him? Once Zaun's output was increased, the magic wand was used to serve, and the more brutal ones, such as Miss Qiu, even received two slipper soles, almost losing half of their lives.

Li Cang smacked his lips and stepped on the drag boy again.

A shirt with "My mom is so beautiful" printed on it, wide-cut denim shorts that cost dozens of yuan a piece before the disaster, flip-flops on her feet, and her face was not washed after being blown by the wind all night, and her long hair was as messy as Chicken Coop, if it weren't for his appearance that was too far away from the masses and the fact that he didn't have a key chain on his waist, he would have been the image of a young, frivolous and rich second generation.

Yes, the fake rich second generation can only rely on the friendly support of the grandparents in the second hospital to buy a car, a house, seven insurances and one gold. They pay attention to forbearance and wealth, while the real rich second generation can just pretend to be a man and steal their wives. Turning down the street to grab a lollipop from a naughty child, don't do it for a small crime. Not only is it unsightly, but it is also extremely dishonorable. Behind the scenes, although there are no mines at home, there are mountains, rivers, woods and grasslands that can really be used for horse racing, which highlights the unscrupulous waste of natural resources.

So, don’t you know who to choose?
Um.
After all, there is still business to be done. Li Cang set foot on the eight hundred miles before Gokun flew out, and encountered the first batch of gadgets blocking his way.

A chain of trivial islands.

To say that the island chain is obviously over exaggerating them, this is directly a large Gobi tidal flat composed of broken geological fragments. Even the largest one may not exceed five kilometers in diameter. The black and shiny fragments remain vaguely fragmented. The shape in front of it has the kind of atmosphere that is particularly popular among puzzle lovers.

The surface of the fragments is covered with a black and shiny shell. The crisscrossing cracks are very textured and show a strange pattern. Occasionally, pale bones are buried shallowly in this layer of mud, perfectly integrated with it. , it can be seen that this shell should have been in a liquid form before a certain time.

"Kurogiri Island?"

Li Cang swung his big magic wand and knocked off a piece of mud shell, put it together with the bones and rubbed it gently in his hand. If conditions allowed and someone was willing to pay, Li Cang actually wouldn't mind writing the last article "On Black Mist Island and... The Four Forms of Black Oil".

There aren't many bones, but it can be seen that they all belong to zombies rather than humans. This makes people curious. Who or what can turn Kurogiri Island and Kuroiru into this state?
If it were a human being, unless those guys were far more generous than Li Cang, how could they break something of considerable value into rubbish and expose it to the wilderness; if it were a walking corpse or an alien beast, this possibility is not ruled out, but it is completely impossible. Logically speaking, the walking dead are fundamentalists who are refined and self-interested. If they have such ability, why don't they eat up the fragments and wipe them clean? That is obviously easier and more in line with their style.

Or
His grandma's, it couldn't have been caused by insects, right?
Throwing the sample in his hand into a prayer-level packaging tube for storage, and comparing the angle and distance with the Marauder's Map and radar, he waved his hand and said: "Men, clear this airspace!"

Mills all have preset plans and preset conditions. Li Cang, who has been busy recently, apparently ignored what he had set up last time. As a result, the first thing to emerge from the homologous channel was actually a turtle. Back louse.

boom.

The terrifying dead weight of the full load caused the debris below to swing wildly like a small boat in a storm, and it was about to overturn on the spot.

Li Cang was so embarrassed that he slapped his forehead loudly: "Oh, forget it."

The turtle-backed dragon louse was kicked back into the passage, and the black-skinned doglegs fell from the air like a downpour. The dust and debris splashed from the broken and fragile debris area were as spectacular as a small-scale volcanic eruption, forming countless gray-black mushroom clouds. .

The appearance of the losers is not ideal, but the Meniscus Destroyer per capita landed straight and straight like a superhero. There was not even a delay, and he climbed up from the pit as if nothing happened, picking up bones and legs. There was a brilliant sound of metal collision and sparks flying everywhere.

Things like melting and making armor are extremely easy to use, but Dagouzi and Ergouzi only have a lifespan of one to three weeks in total. Li Cang is obviously too lazy to waste time on them and consider things like comfort. It will be humanized to the point where they are like the unfaithful ones above Sangouzi, who have to wear their armor without taking it off. Basically, they have to wear their armor all the time until they regenerate themselves. In a true sense, one armor can be passed down to three generations and the dog can still walk away from the cage.

Casting armor has symbolic growth potential, which is very weak, but not impossible.

Regardless of whether there are hundreds or tens of millions of doglegs, their original "DNA" all uses the same set of templates, which is perfectly suitable for all melt-cast armors. There is no need to consider allergic reactions, let alone sensitivity testing.

Li Cang snapped his fingers to summon Big Corpse Brother and assigned him a Wugouzi: "Big Supervisor, watch them work!"

After saying that, he stepped on the dog Kun and continued to fly to the airspace ahead, throwing out a number of anti-teleportation missiles along the way to explore the path. This distance was not enough to cover the empty island in two days. He had to cover the path for at least ten days. Don’t worry until you step on it yourself.

Although we talk about presenting facts and reasoning based on experience, after every major incident, Xiaobi Zaizi usually generously leaves them a certain buffer time and transports them to a relatively deserted airspace, but this is not without exception. Li Cang has always been very cautious in this area.

after all
The more you crash, the more expensive your insurance will be in the coming year.

Therefore, Li Cang's self-knowledge will normally evolve into a tough talk as the number of people around him increases. He will never admit that this kind of thing really exists when outsiders are present.

Deny it with all your heart.

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"In other words, we now have almost 20 days of vacation?"

"Only in theory"

"I know, I know, you don't have to be so reluctant every time!"

"Then you don't have to be as happy as if you picked up money every time. I only patrolled for 20 days. The front was too clean. I couldn't see anything for the time being, so I came back directly. It's such a desolate airspace. It’s really hard to get excited about it, I’m lucky that little coin guy can actually find such a ghost place.”

"What a shameless thing! I've been with you on this island for a whole week! I haven't played a single second of games! I just practice and practice every day! Aren't you doing this and that every day? What do you mean by unprecedented? This is called unprecedented! I am such a gentle and virtuous person! I am so great!"

"Oh, aren't you criticizing drug addicts?"

You haven’t played the game, so you really didn’t mention anything about timi other than practicing martial arts!
Inversely proportional to Li Laixi's happiness and excitement, Li Cang is quite sad. Little Coin Boy is too despicable. Do you know how much inventory I lost with a big blood explosion in the fantasy island chain? Now is the time when I need raw materials. You can play with me. With this set, do you want to play happily together in the future?

It took Li Cang five days to deal with the potential collision factors on the track. Lao Wang's empty island really couldn't withstand the trouble at the moment, not to mention the master of the nest who might jump out and cause trouble. , just the damage and consumption caused by the Nest Master is too much to bear, unnecessary wear and tear can be avoided if possible.
Li Laixi, who was full of money, did not feel even a trace of guilt. Her face was slightly red and she smacked her lips happily for a long time: "Let's go, go, go, go, go, I can't wait to start enjoying my life!"

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll get something—"

"Aren't you going to the Friendship Mall to pick up the goods? What are you talking about? What a bitch!"

Li Cang was kicked into the one-way jump channel by this girl. The posture was really cool, and the strength and angle were almost perfect.

bang.

Li Cang smashed one of the partition walls of the bunker, causing bricks and tiles to fly.

The staff in the bunker were all confused. Didn't they mention that this man was on vacation recently? Could it be that he was beaten so badly by some magical thing that he fled back to the base?

The 24-year-old girl in military uniform who had a 31-year-old niece who had been fond of Li Cang since she was a child. She had just gotten married three years ago and had been following Li Cang's posts. She rushed forward with a cry like the wind, frightening Li Cang. The tone changed: "Wait, wait, wait, our eldest niece got married again today?"

"We've divorced!" The girl in military uniform smiled so brightly that she looked like a flower blooming richly. "Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, you haven't left here for a long time. Hey, why don't you see Master Wang?"

Li Cang: "." Miss sister, you know how to eat two things with one fish.

Li Laisi then landed and shouted as soon as she entered the door: "Where's my motorcycle! Why is the motorcycle missing? Can even this place attract thieves?"

This time it was the girl in military uniform's turn to be smart. Among them, Li Laixi has always been synonymous with being someone not easy to mess with. She quickly gave a standard salute: "Report to the chief, the car has been transported by Brother Zhuzi for maintenance. In the basement There are a few four-wheelers parked for you, why don’t you use them first?”

Chief?

Li Leisi smacked her lips and hissed, feeling very uncomfortable.

Da Leizi, who was in an extremely happy mood, pushed a few losers over casually: "Here, take the small gifts and New Year's goods I brought for you. I think I also have some snacks. Eat them sparingly. I use the one-way aisle recently. There should be less people leaving, we also have to celebrate the New Year!"

"Yeah, sister Leilei, you haven't celebrated the New Year at the base for two years. The New Year's Day and Spring Festival have become more and more grand in the base these two years, so you must come!"

"Let's go~"

After coming out, the two suddenly realized a soul-destroying question: Who would drive?
Li Laisi's driving skills are all about will-o'-the-wisp. When you brake in a hurry, she can unscrew the steering wheel for you. As for Li Cang, let's not mention it.

"How about flying?"

"Do you want to be watched with a conspicuous bag?"

"It's like you won't be watched if you don't fly, but are you sure who dares to watch your old man without risking his life?"

"?"

In a sense, Li Cang is actually a very rule-abiding person. At least he has always been willing to abide by the basic laws and regulations of the base, including traffic regulations. Things like air bans require the real-time dynamics of flying units to be handed over to the base for access at any time. Li Cang didn't want to have special privileges. Mainly, he didn't want to be surrounded by a crowd of powerful people behind the big screen. Just thinking about it made his scalp numb.

The final decision was made by Li Leisi to drive.

"Skills! My driving skills are much better than yours!" Li Laixi stretched out a finger and emphasized seriously, "Are you worthy of competing with me?"

Li Cang was speechless.

Queshi, Da Leizi has nothing wrong with driving except for driving fast. In the past, people were chasing after people in the car, but now, even this only problem can't be regarded as a problem.

"Go home first or go to Friendship first?"

"Let's go to Youyi Shopping Mall first and decide your size. Do you want to go shopping in the supermarket?"

Li Laixi thought for a while: "Well, Li Cang, why are you like a girl? You have loved going to the supermarket since you were a child, and home delivery is not a good idea?"

"You know Hammer, this is called fun. Speaking of which, I used to like visiting the vegetable market. I can't afford to just look at it!"

Li Laixi suddenly thought of the childhood he spent as a tall but skinny little man, going up the mountains to catch birds and down the rivers to catch fish and scavenge at the vegetable market. He didn't speak and just moaned.

Su embroidery shop.

The elegant old lady was holding a small embroidered purse in her hand and holding her granddaughter on her arm. She was about to close the store. When she saw Li Cang, a young man with a smile on his face, he suddenly said angrily: "You are young and don't learn well. Do you still have any sense of time?"

While she was talking, she kept tucking her granddaughter, who had a curious look on her face and her eyes gleaming, three souls away, six souls away, behind her back, as if to guard against thieves. To be honest, she was able to tuck a living person into a quilt style. .

"It's only two o'clock in the afternoon and you're closing the shop and running away?" Li Cang pointed to the car, "It's a long way and we have to back up. Look, the tires are spinning and smoking!"

"If you say 01:30, then it's 01:30. Don't I want a private life, old lady? My Qingbao finally came back from school during the vacation. Isn't she allowed to be intimate with her and take her shopping?"

"You are right, I brought you the man, look at it"

"Come in, hurry up!"

That's what they say, but the old lady who is in working mode seems to be a different person as soon as she enters the store. She is leisurely taking the manuscript and preparing the fabric. She is calm and orderly. Yes, it still feels like a soothing song. classical music.

"Li Li Li Li Li Li Li."

"Hello."

When the BGM stopped, the old lady anxiously picked up her granddaughter and left: "No more measuring! Come back tomorrow! Get out!"

A group of shop assistant ladies pursed their lips and smiled coquettishly, leaning forward and back, singing sweetly. However, when they took off their loose lace coats to measure her, they stopped laughing. The oppressive feeling was simply too terrifying. , a bunch of noisy exclamations——

"Is there really someone who looks like this?"

"Can a person really grow like this? What did he eat to grow up? How many children can he eat at a meal?"

"Strong, awesome."

"It's so spectacular, breathtaking, breathtaking!"

"I was naive. I always thought it was a problem with the videos and photos. No wonder I always wore such a loose coat or something."

"@#￥%!" A shop assistant couldn't help but swore. Wu Nong talked softly about Jiangnan Water Village, and even when he scolded people, he looked extremely delicate: "If I can look like this, I will wear the clothes in the store every day. When I go shopping with my chest hollowed out, no one in my class is interested in me, so I have to show off, I am so greedy for them!"

"I advise you to be lenient with your words. Well, there is a guy standing over there who only has great martial virtue and is staring at us like a thief~"

"That's right, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't lead Sister Leilei into trouble, right? Sister Leilei, we should dress like this now!"

What else could Li Laixi say? She showed dignity with a smile.

(End of this chapter)