The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 155 The Art of Language
Chapter 155 The Art of Language
When Li Cang said he didn't sleep, he really didn't sleep, he was as energetic as a dog.
Old Wang was miserable, the weather was hot, he drank a lot of wine, and his body was two to three hundred catties, so sleepy that his eyelids seemed to drop a few weights.
"Teacher Cang, why are your eyes so green, tell me the truth, how long has it been since you had a good night's sleep?"
Li Cang sleeps with a hammer!
He just knocked more than 100 grumpy soldier ants with his big wand this morning!
"If you can't stand it, go to sleep first"
Lao Wang was a stubborn one, he sent Tai Xiaoyi away,
"Go, go, a woman as beautiful as my little miss needs sleep to nourish her~"
Li Leisi, who was squatting on the bench next to the barbecue grill like a monkey, froze in the action of sucking and roasting ants. She looked at Lao Wang faintly,
"Am I unworthy?"
Old Wang was so stupid, he never expected that the dog would firmly and consciously raise a torch to him just by showing off his affection.
"Ah, haha, how is that possible?"
He smiled embarrassingly, with a ferocious and embarrassing expression that he could have expected.
Suddenly his eyes rolled, pointing at Li Leisi and Li Cang,
"Why don't you two go to sleep together?" There was a thumping sound in the chest, "I'll come and see, I'll watch here, you two can rest assured and sleep boldly!"
Da Leizi rolled his eyes, and threw a lump of raw ant legs,
"Oh, let's go to the barbecue!"
"嗻~"
Ha, happy golden day!
Wang, the gourmet pioneer who added a lot of color to the florist's recipes, obviously got the ants' legs, otherwise he would never have escaped the beating.
"Still eating?" Li Cang looked shocked, "Barbecuing is a pleasure for a while, what a crematorium for weight loss!"
Lao Wang echoed in a low voice,
"Yeah yeah."
Li Leisi didn't raise her head and didn't open her eyes.
"My mother is very talented, let me know about my physique if I can't eat fat?"
Old Wang Li Cang was extremely shocked.
"Oh, I never made concessions on food during my treatment abroad, because I didn't need it at all," Li Leisi glanced at Zhong Jianzhang with extreme disdain, "My weight is because my unreliable parents forced me to give up food when I was young." What about Ning’s various hormone drugs? May I ask where is the source of Ning’s body fat?”
Pharaoh: .
This, this, this!Even if I hide so hard, can it pierce my heart? ?
Lao Wang is not the kind of inspirational young man who strives to become stronger——
Maybe it used to be, but ever since he became obsessed with the gym and all kinds of sports and got his body fat mixed together, he thinks he has deleted the word weight loss from his mind.
You let go of your sarcasm, and I will write the surname upside down when I mention weight loss again!
"Huchi~huchi~"
At some point in the tree hole, a walking corpse appeared, and the sound of heavy breathing echoed.
It was completely stripped of clothes, covered in scars, and as dirty as a mop that had just been cleaned in a public toilet. Facing the grill that blocked the tree hole, it showed a rather puzzled expression.
Wang, a master barbecue expert, was holding a bunch of ant leg skewers in his hand, staring blankly at the walking corpse. The two had a surprisingly tacit understanding, and there was no movement or sound for several long seconds.
It may be that the two guys are too tacit, the teacher Cang who poured two bottles, and Li Leisi, who was immersed in the beauty of the ant legs, didn't notice anything unusual.
"Teacher Cang?"
"Ok?"
"Okay, the walking dead. What the hell!"
"Huh?" Li Cang replied in a daze, his whole body trembling: "A walking corpse?!"
The walking corpse proves its existence with the greatest effort in its life at the right time,
"Mouth--"
However, before it finished roaring, a third hand and a fourth hand appeared behind it.
Another walking corpse!
The tree hole was narrow and short, and the thin Li Cang had to bend over and turn sideways to get in. The moment the second walking corpse appeared out of thin air, the two walking corpses squeezed and twisted into strange shapes on the spot.
No matter how low-quality cans are, they dare not stuff them like this.
After all, the walking corpse has no commendable wisdom, and immediately struggled frantically while being trapped, wishing to tear the opponent apart to gain more space for himself.
"Boom~"
The first dull sound of bone breaking sounded.
Totally crazy!
Bump, struggle, bite.
A few drops of blood were splashed on the grill, smoke was sizzling, and a strange smell permeated the air.
Old Wang: "Good guy."
Ms. Qiu came in a hurry and bit the ass of some walking corpse in the tree hole wantonly, very viciously!
then
Showing a helpless expression of doubting Maosheng.
Its snout is very short, not like that of canines. This situation and angle do not support it to eat, and after a lot of effort, it only gnaws insignificant bits of meat from the round buttocks.
The weird "war" in the tree hole didn't end when one side was injured. The whole process was filled with out-of-toned roars, dull beating sounds, and the occasional crackling sound of bones.
"It's outrageous"
With Lao Wang's imagination, he never thought that such a scene would happen.
A really strong man locks men and men and men can't be glued!
"Why don't I get them out, it's too miserable, it hurts to look at it, tsk, they are about to chubby"
Li Leisi held the dagger and gestured for a long time. All she could see were arms, buttocks, and other parts that did not pose fatal injuries to the walking corpse. The other parts were blocked by the wooden wall of the tree hole, so there was nothing to do angle.
ummm
Forget it, life and death depend on fate and wealth. I have to say that some things are born to suffer.
Li Cang said,
"Did you notice just now that when the second walking corpse appeared, the light in the tree hole seemed a little distorted and unreal."
Lao Wang raised his hand.
"Well, Mr. Wang, please speak first."
"I'm night-blind, and everything on the other side looks dark through the grill and charcoal fire."
"roll"
"I seem to have seen it," Li Leisi said, "I always feel like I have seen something similar somewhere."
Li Cang was very satisfied.
"Think again, how did we get back?"
"Crack~" Li Leisi slapped her forehead, "You mean, that 'portal gate'? Yes, that's right, it's that kind of distorted light, right on it!"
The old king snorted,
"Portal? Are we underdeveloped? There is a dungeon that can spawn monsters in our backyard!"
Li Cang walked round and round the big banyan tree,
"Pray: Forget about the explanation"
Pharaoh wondered,
"Why don't you ask, it's not you!"
Li Cang rolled his eyes,
"I'm thinking about the entry. The scope of the question is too big. Do you believe that Xiaobi can empty me out in one go?"
"Illegal merchants and merchants, it's right to be a needlepoint," Old Wang said, "Your way of thinking is not right, and there is always a sour smell of troublesome people who want to hurt me."
Li Leisi sneered,
"Wang, you are still prayed that there will be fewer coins."
Lao Wang muttered: "No matter how much I owe more than tens of thousands of debts at once."
"How do you know, I think you want to die!!"
He wished he could slap himself all over the place, why couldn't he get rid of this cheap talk?
Pharaoh doesn't want to die, Pharaoh is very conscientious,
"The heroine spares her life, the heroine holds her hands high, and the heroine's good friends will finally get married!"
Li Leisi was taken aback,
"Huh? Uh huh."
Old Wang let out a long breath.
Revitalize it, revitalize it, and slay the dragon with a backhand in a fatal game!
(End of this chapter)
When Li Cang said he didn't sleep, he really didn't sleep, he was as energetic as a dog.
Old Wang was miserable, the weather was hot, he drank a lot of wine, and his body was two to three hundred catties, so sleepy that his eyelids seemed to drop a few weights.
"Teacher Cang, why are your eyes so green, tell me the truth, how long has it been since you had a good night's sleep?"
Li Cang sleeps with a hammer!
He just knocked more than 100 grumpy soldier ants with his big wand this morning!
"If you can't stand it, go to sleep first"
Lao Wang was a stubborn one, he sent Tai Xiaoyi away,
"Go, go, a woman as beautiful as my little miss needs sleep to nourish her~"
Li Leisi, who was squatting on the bench next to the barbecue grill like a monkey, froze in the action of sucking and roasting ants. She looked at Lao Wang faintly,
"Am I unworthy?"
Old Wang was so stupid, he never expected that the dog would firmly and consciously raise a torch to him just by showing off his affection.
"Ah, haha, how is that possible?"
He smiled embarrassingly, with a ferocious and embarrassing expression that he could have expected.
Suddenly his eyes rolled, pointing at Li Leisi and Li Cang,
"Why don't you two go to sleep together?" There was a thumping sound in the chest, "I'll come and see, I'll watch here, you two can rest assured and sleep boldly!"
Da Leizi rolled his eyes, and threw a lump of raw ant legs,
"Oh, let's go to the barbecue!"
"嗻~"
Ha, happy golden day!
Wang, the gourmet pioneer who added a lot of color to the florist's recipes, obviously got the ants' legs, otherwise he would never have escaped the beating.
"Still eating?" Li Cang looked shocked, "Barbecuing is a pleasure for a while, what a crematorium for weight loss!"
Lao Wang echoed in a low voice,
"Yeah yeah."
Li Leisi didn't raise her head and didn't open her eyes.
"My mother is very talented, let me know about my physique if I can't eat fat?"
Old Wang Li Cang was extremely shocked.
"Oh, I never made concessions on food during my treatment abroad, because I didn't need it at all," Li Leisi glanced at Zhong Jianzhang with extreme disdain, "My weight is because my unreliable parents forced me to give up food when I was young." What about Ning’s various hormone drugs? May I ask where is the source of Ning’s body fat?”
Pharaoh: .
This, this, this!Even if I hide so hard, can it pierce my heart? ?
Lao Wang is not the kind of inspirational young man who strives to become stronger——
Maybe it used to be, but ever since he became obsessed with the gym and all kinds of sports and got his body fat mixed together, he thinks he has deleted the word weight loss from his mind.
You let go of your sarcasm, and I will write the surname upside down when I mention weight loss again!
"Huchi~huchi~"
At some point in the tree hole, a walking corpse appeared, and the sound of heavy breathing echoed.
It was completely stripped of clothes, covered in scars, and as dirty as a mop that had just been cleaned in a public toilet. Facing the grill that blocked the tree hole, it showed a rather puzzled expression.
Wang, a master barbecue expert, was holding a bunch of ant leg skewers in his hand, staring blankly at the walking corpse. The two had a surprisingly tacit understanding, and there was no movement or sound for several long seconds.
It may be that the two guys are too tacit, the teacher Cang who poured two bottles, and Li Leisi, who was immersed in the beauty of the ant legs, didn't notice anything unusual.
"Teacher Cang?"
"Ok?"
"Okay, the walking dead. What the hell!"
"Huh?" Li Cang replied in a daze, his whole body trembling: "A walking corpse?!"
The walking corpse proves its existence with the greatest effort in its life at the right time,
"Mouth--"
However, before it finished roaring, a third hand and a fourth hand appeared behind it.
Another walking corpse!
The tree hole was narrow and short, and the thin Li Cang had to bend over and turn sideways to get in. The moment the second walking corpse appeared out of thin air, the two walking corpses squeezed and twisted into strange shapes on the spot.
No matter how low-quality cans are, they dare not stuff them like this.
After all, the walking corpse has no commendable wisdom, and immediately struggled frantically while being trapped, wishing to tear the opponent apart to gain more space for himself.
"Boom~"
The first dull sound of bone breaking sounded.
Totally crazy!
Bump, struggle, bite.
A few drops of blood were splashed on the grill, smoke was sizzling, and a strange smell permeated the air.
Old Wang: "Good guy."
Ms. Qiu came in a hurry and bit the ass of some walking corpse in the tree hole wantonly, very viciously!
then
Showing a helpless expression of doubting Maosheng.
Its snout is very short, not like that of canines. This situation and angle do not support it to eat, and after a lot of effort, it only gnaws insignificant bits of meat from the round buttocks.
The weird "war" in the tree hole didn't end when one side was injured. The whole process was filled with out-of-toned roars, dull beating sounds, and the occasional crackling sound of bones.
"It's outrageous"
With Lao Wang's imagination, he never thought that such a scene would happen.
A really strong man locks men and men and men can't be glued!
"Why don't I get them out, it's too miserable, it hurts to look at it, tsk, they are about to chubby"
Li Leisi held the dagger and gestured for a long time. All she could see were arms, buttocks, and other parts that did not pose fatal injuries to the walking corpse. The other parts were blocked by the wooden wall of the tree hole, so there was nothing to do angle.
ummm
Forget it, life and death depend on fate and wealth. I have to say that some things are born to suffer.
Li Cang said,
"Did you notice just now that when the second walking corpse appeared, the light in the tree hole seemed a little distorted and unreal."
Lao Wang raised his hand.
"Well, Mr. Wang, please speak first."
"I'm night-blind, and everything on the other side looks dark through the grill and charcoal fire."
"roll"
"I seem to have seen it," Li Leisi said, "I always feel like I have seen something similar somewhere."
Li Cang was very satisfied.
"Think again, how did we get back?"
"Crack~" Li Leisi slapped her forehead, "You mean, that 'portal gate'? Yes, that's right, it's that kind of distorted light, right on it!"
The old king snorted,
"Portal? Are we underdeveloped? There is a dungeon that can spawn monsters in our backyard!"
Li Cang walked round and round the big banyan tree,
"Pray: Forget about the explanation"
Pharaoh wondered,
"Why don't you ask, it's not you!"
Li Cang rolled his eyes,
"I'm thinking about the entry. The scope of the question is too big. Do you believe that Xiaobi can empty me out in one go?"
"Illegal merchants and merchants, it's right to be a needlepoint," Old Wang said, "Your way of thinking is not right, and there is always a sour smell of troublesome people who want to hurt me."
Li Leisi sneered,
"Wang, you are still prayed that there will be fewer coins."
Lao Wang muttered: "No matter how much I owe more than tens of thousands of debts at once."
"How do you know, I think you want to die!!"
He wished he could slap himself all over the place, why couldn't he get rid of this cheap talk?
Pharaoh doesn't want to die, Pharaoh is very conscientious,
"The heroine spares her life, the heroine holds her hands high, and the heroine's good friends will finally get married!"
Li Leisi was taken aback,
"Huh? Uh huh."
Old Wang let out a long breath.
Revitalize it, revitalize it, and slay the dragon with a backhand in a fatal game!
(End of this chapter)
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