The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 1600 Calling a deer a horse

The two of them were like Robinson Crusoe on the road for a full six hours before they bluffed and deceived to hook up a stupid and strange beast. After another friendly exchange of words, they finally convinced this guy to give up. They serve as transportation.

Lao Wang was extremely disgusted with Li Cang's useless skills that delayed things. He complained all the way: "If it weren't for the group of big winged tigers you just made, I would have got them by now. Aren't they so fluffy and soft? , tell me, tell me, what the hell kind of thing is this? Is it something that people can control?"

"Referring to the colorful painting style when we beat it just now, I think this thing is most likely a flying skunk."

This guy's serious look made Lao Wang speechless: "I'd rather ride back on a pile of flying spaghetti!"

"please!"

"I ask you mua——"

The devil was in trouble when the gods fought. The black and white striped stoat with delicate features was so frightened that it couldn't let go of its farts. It was so stupid that it just flew around fiercely, for fear of looking at it again, it shook its back. The dirty things even lost their lives.

You see, alien beasts just don’t have the backbone of walking zombies. If you put a serious walking zombie in this situation, you won’t be able to convince it even if you pry its brains open.

Take you flying?

eat you!

In short, don't ask. Asking has nothing to do with hardware such as the brain.

This is called soft rice and hard food.

As a result, what appeared in front of a boatload of people was a scene of two people groping, crawling, rolling, and punching on a stoat beast, until the flesh shock waves danced wildly.

"Hey, the captain is just a petty person. My cousin's brother's friend said that when Teacher Cang and Teacher Li first arrived at the base, Teacher Cang was exposed on the floor tiles by Teacher Li in front of everyone. If you don’t come down, you haven’t seen his old man shouting at everyone who is watching the fun, right?”

"Call your mother, shut up!"

However, thinking about it, no one except the poor stoat beast would care about this kind of thing. Mr. Li Cang rolled into the trapping cabin with a bang and kicked the stoat beast, which was covered with only a few pieces of good meat, out of the trap. He kicked it away and glanced at you: "You look disgusting, just stay here!"

"Why don't you, Captain, go and break up a fight?"

"That's it. Why did they come here? Let me go."

"Assistant Defense Forces Ship No. A1135, hull number 568, our current location is 15°-31 kilometers north-east of the inner perimeter of the third island chain."

"Where's my cell phone? Damn it, this Taima is Teacher Cang!"

"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Set up a net and catch people!"

As the saying goes, Xixi dancer Wei Junjie is a man who can bend and stretch——

A group of people rushed into the animal trap. They didn't know what to say to these two thugs. Lao Wang got up on his own and asked, "Where are we?"

"Can it be done?"

"It's my fault, that skunk is running towards America's position. How should we deal with it? How should we deal with it?"

"."

"It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, don't look, don't look, don't look, you're going to die watching the fun, you guys, guard the naval guns for me!"

"Fate? What is fate? Is it worthy of my hesitation?"

"Ow~"

The shipboard catching net is actually a full metal fiber net, covered with sharp metal barbs, full of the characteristics of the expeditionary army. In their case, this thing has no concept of saving people at all, and is completely for the power of super giant alien beasts. Made to order.

"boom!"

The captain, who had a Chinese-character face and looked upright, smacked his lips and took a half step back: "You continue, don't stick to trivial matters in the army!"

"It's okay even if it doesn't work. Then if Teacher Cang and Lao Wang are shot down under our noses, do we still want the face of our expeditionary army?"

"Why did the fight start?"

Lao Wang pinched his fingers and calculated: "What the hell, why are you here? Li, didn't you swear that the direction is fine? Forget it, don't kill this big white fox. Come back and send me to Hot Spring Mountain!"

"Uh, Master Wang, this is a stoat beast, it tastes very——"

"What nonsense are you talking about? The sharp-billed monkey has blood-red cheeks and eyes. Isn't this a spotted fox? How can I raise something as disgusting as a skunk!"

"Master Wang is right, but I was wrong!"

"Well." Lao Wang washed his face in the sink used for drinking water for strange beasts in the animal trap. He picked up the page hammer and put it on his shoulder, with an arrogant look on his face. "Finally, I encountered a serious thing. Hurry up and send it to me." I went to the front line to prepare the camp, and my sword is already thirsty!"

Prepare camp.

Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and the others looked at each other for a long time and the two people who jumped out of the animal trap, then confirmed the ship number again and again: "No, didn't you go in this direction? You can still come back from America. Well, the fleet I sent to pick you up has already left in two batches. I wonder, you two must have gone to the main island chain of America to scrape territory, right?"

"It's just a walk, what a fuss!" Lao Wang was too embarrassed to talk about being ambushed by a group of fish. He casually threw a pile of epaulets and two "black boxes" in front of Zhao Yang: "This thing can be put into a museum!"

"How did you get it?"

"Look at the lines with the palm of your hand!"

The pupils of a group of people shrank to the size of pinheads, and their expressions were a bit uncontrollable, looking both happy and worried.

Rao Qifang suddenly rushed over and put a military coat on Li Cang: "Wear short sleeves in the cold weather. This kid will have to be sick when he gets old, don't you know?"

"mom"

"Shut up!"

Li Cang glanced at the prayer panel with a dumbfounded look, frowned thoughtfully, and then blurted out a sentence -

"Everyone in the base should move back first. I'm almost out of the fight here."

Gray light exploded from the top of the big wand and went straight to the sky. The colorful battlefield with fiery trees and silver flowers was instantly coated with a layer of deathly gray. Thirteen figures with three heads and six arms were high in the clouds, indifferent and without a trace of emotion. The cold gaze looked down below without wavering.

"Main troops: Dogleg No. 2, Dogleg No. 4, Dogleg No. 5." Li Cang glanced at the direction of the area where the warp storm was raging, then turned back to Rao Qifang and said: "Mom, find me a panda speedboat that can Breaking through the three-layered island chain defense line of the American Federation."

"Er smash?!"

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Panda Golden Group, the "picking up flowers in the morning and evening" team.

A gray-black spindle-shaped modified island slowly wandered in the corner of America's third island chain. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest. The dark green matrix cyclone that came with the jump storm interfered with all kinds of effective detection. In this gap where you can directly see the front line with a telescope as soon as you raise your eyes, the small team that is used to seeing life-and-death battles and fierce battles complains about the outrageousness of the team's name as usual, and the transformation island is filled with a happy atmosphere. "Tell your mother to pick up the flowers in the morning and evening. If you want me to tell you, just ask Sui Yuan to count the balls."

"It's a good thing that the captain's surname is not Zhou, otherwise I wouldn't know how to explain it to others."

"We are all acting like this. Does it matter if our surname is Zhou? Damn it, I don't even dare to look up at people when I go out now. There is no aunt in my neighborhood ranging from eighty to three years old who doesn't know that I am here. People who wander around in the morning and evening ask me if I was so good at studying when I was young!"

"When I read the Spring and Autumn Period, I wouldn't even look at the flowers in the morning and the picking up of dogs in the evening!"

"I don't allow you to slander Mr. Lu Xun. Mr. Lu Xun once said, damn!"

"Clam?"

"Stop beeping, people are here, show your skills!"

"I thought this foreigner was cheating, is he really here?"

"Shunzi, this time it's done, you're the first to do it!"

"Okay~"

Anakin from 19th Avenue was not alone. There were people stacked on a shabby boat like mahjong tiles, including an American who was wearing a military uniform and lost two limbs. Soldier, Anakin raised his hands above his head: "Six, my friend, please be patient. What you want is exactly what he brought back for me. Things happened in a hurry, and he was seriously injured. I can't help him." Change him into ordinary people's clothes without affecting his injury, but please believe me, he is definitely one of our own!"

Shunzi signaled his teammates, who were on high alert, to put down their weapons: "An, we agreed that the money, passport, new identity certificate, and real estate certificate are all here. You can inspect them on site. Where is the thing I want?"

"it's here!"

When Anakin heard this, he didn't hesitate at all and threw a box directly over. His and Benjamin's family members were on board. Facing the heavily armed six-man team, it can be said that there was no room for resistance. He just delivered the box directly. The utmost sincerity.

Shunzi's captain opened the box and took a look. He was immediately stung by a burst of violent and dazzling lightning, which made him dizzy. He paused for a while and nodded to Shunzi: "There is no problem with the identification results. The items are correct, except for the ones produced in the thunderstorm area. No one else can make this kind of movement."

Shunzi immediately breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "My friend, this is your passport. You have to take it. No matter whether it succeeds or not, I will wait for you at the base!"

Anakin laughed heartily and asked the frightened family to leave the ship and board the island to the other side: "Is this just the package?"

"Yes, try to deliver it within 19th Avenue."

"Goodbye."

"Wait!" Shunzi organized his words, "If something unexpected happens, open the box immediately and tear everything inside into pieces. Maybe -"

Anakin thought that the other party was worried about him, and even raised his eyebrows mischievously, and interrupted with a smile: "Don't worry, my friend, I know what I am doing, I know how to do it, even if I fail, I will You will try your best to destroy all evidence, believe me, after all, my family and friends are still in your hands, right?"

After Anakin's ship sailed away, Shunzi's captain held his breath and clicked on the communicator: "Report to the instructor that the package has been sent."

"Thank you for your hard work. Come back and be safe."

"Yes!"

After sending away his family and saving the life of his most important friend, Anakin felt extremely happy and threw away the passport. In fact, he had no intention of walking out alive. No matter how transparent the American Federation was, it would not be possible. He would fall down twice in a pit. He hummed his favorite blues happily all the way, used a few green tickets to kill local gangsters in the gang port, drove his pickup truck towards the central area, and then, At the 23rd Avenue checkpoint, he was stopped by a large group of hundreds of soldiers wearing uniforms he had never seen before.

"People inside, get out!"

"Anakin, you violated-"

"boom!"

The pickup truck crashed in front of a building, with thick smoke billowing from the engine. Anakin, who was not injured at all, had a string of melta bombs in his backhand. Amidst the gunfire, he stuffed another one into the box, and threw away the last one. In the pile of melta bombs in the back seat: "My friend, I tried my best. They moved so fast. I thought I could at least make it to 20th Avenue. Hey, I guess there should be a series of well-equipped big guns in the box." Powerful explosives, forget it, 23rd Avenue is already populated by congressmen anyway!”

The weird metal box shook violently, and even directly withstood the power of the melta bomb's implosion. Anakin was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't help but praise the eccentricity of 3/7 Base's technology.

With another shock, a mark appeared on the surface of the box. It looked like a fist.

At this time, Anakin was completely confused.

No, I, Timi, must have brought someone in when I went through all the trouble, right? The guys at the flower planting base took the wrong medicine?

There was a crisp sound, and the box fell apart. Old Wang Li Cang was piled in the passenger seat with a pile of broken Poké Balls and Witchcraft Bag fragments on his forehead, his posture was very twisted.

Anakin: "Warda??"

"Mom, a guy with an honest mind like yours these days is even rarer than a fucking virgin!" Lao Wang spat out a mouthful of black ash and rolled his eyes, "Oh, oh, Chinese teacher Cang with a perky butt, mosquito It turns out there is still some meat on my legs. If I get the chance, I have to say in front of that bitch Li Lei that your husband is awesome!"

The back half of the pickup truck instantly flew backwards together with Lao Wang. Li Cang glanced at Anakin and took out a relatively complete Pokémon ball and witchcraft bag from the mess: "Do you have alienated blood?"

"Ah, yes."

Before Anakin could finish his words, he turned into a stream of light and disappeared.

Li Cang put the Pokémon ball on his equipment and raised his hand to throw out the big wand. The figures of Bone Girl and the Silver Ridge beast appeared in the sky and crashed to the ground. The overwhelming black and white plague clouds and the fierce cold wave were like Like a nuclear bomb, it exploded on the main island of the American Federation. The water vapor in the air was instantly drained, turning into huge sharp ice edges tens or even hundreds of meters long, spreading and growing in all directions with the domain power of the Silver Ridge behemoth, tearing apart Split the ground and pierce the floors.

Li Cang looked around: "It's very good, very spacious, suitable for the main battlefield."

In a word, this island chain has been sentenced to death.

Lao Wang dragged the page hammer that was not even stained with blood and strode back: "It's solved, where should we go now?"

Li Cang said: "Find a place to have a whole glass of iced Americano?"

Lao Wang, a tough man, was shy: "Damn it, the iron tree is blooming, I didn't expect you to be quite interesting~"

"wqnmd!"

A heavy kick swept Lao Wang more than two hundred meters away, smashing into countless walls of vehicles. Perhaps it was God's will that this guy stopped just in front of a coffee shop, and there was a young American woman with blond hair and blue eyes inside. , Master Wang was instantly professional and gave a coquettish wink: "Miss, two cups of American-style young woman. Bah. Two cups of American-style with less ice and caramel sea salt. By the way, your prayer protection here is very good. It's actually huge. Most of the buildings are intact?”

The wavy blond man faced Lao Wang's chest and swallowed a large mouthful of saliva.

What's the iced American style with caramel and sea salt? What's the big deal? You can put my mother's heart in it if you want. I just finished praying and God sent me such a handsome man from the sky. Oh, my God, he was as strong as a bull!

Before the wavy blonde had finished her emotion, she suddenly felt that the whole world had brightened up. She stared at Li Cang who walked in through the door, her eyes moving with his steps, wishing she could make him fall over. She spent half a second to thank God and half a second to thank her dead husband. After hesitating for a second, she sent the most sincere invitation in her life to Li Cang and Lao Wang: "The coffee machine may need to be pre-installed." It’s going to be hot for a while. If you two don’t mind waiting, you can follow me to the back and take a nap. Take a rest for a while. The goldfish I raise is very good at blowing bubbles and is very cute. You won’t be bored~”

Lao Wang: "!"

Li Cang: "?"

(End of this chapter)