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Chapter 1834 Lao Wang: What, you don’t understand?
Chapter 1834 Lao Wang: What, you don’t understand?
3/7 Base, Archery Hall.
"Boom~"
Amid the explosion that tore through the air, the T-shaped tower structure connected to a base buried deep in the ceiling continued to tremble like a big spring. The digital screen rolled up three flashing horizontal bars and made a shrill sound, indicating failure.
T tower, force measuring device.
The price of the wish is 16K excluding materials. The unit of force measurement is tons, and the theoretical minimum measured value is 0.75t. However, it is usually marked that it is not recommended for people weighing less than 5t, as it is easy to cause fractures. A black tiger heart-piercing without any protective measures like Da Leizi is the most reckless person in the entire base.
A group of onlookers were stunned at first, and then they were extremely excited. They screamed, cheered, and showed off their looks, staring at Li Lasi's agile body like a female leopard. Their eyes were filled with all kinds of emotions and plots.
Li Lace rubbed her arms, picked up a towel to wipe the sweat off her face, sighed, and began to mutter: "Mr. Lu Xun is right. Excessive fitness can only attract people of the same sex."
In such a large public activity area, there is not even a male mosquito, let alone a man. If there are only one or two young ladies, Li Leisi might be in the mood to tease them. But once this species is established, even Da Lei Zi would not be able to figure out who is teasing and who is suffering.
Next to him, in a large recliner that usually only appears in foot massage parlors, Big Lao Wang, who was also wearing the standard uniform that only appears in foot massage parlors, was soaking his feet with a facial mask on his eyes and green melon slices on his face: "If you are really bored, why don't you and Teacher Cang have a baby to play with?"
"Bah, I do want to!"
"Crack~"
After being slapped by Tai Xiaoyi, Old Wang immediately became obedient. Tai Xiaoyi glared at him fiercely, still feeling unsatisfied. She had already placed her other hand on Old Wang's waist, pinched a piece of flesh and turned it 180 degrees, causing Old Wang to grimace in pain and twist his body so much that his whole body was shaking, but he dared not make a sound.
Then, Lao Wang made a sharp explosion sound, like a woman who had not finished her humanized AI simulation and was broken: "Hey, our dead ghost actually knew to come back?"
Li Cang ignored him and sat on the sofa with the big thunder looking at him, and stroked his fur: "Wow, why are you here instead of going crazy?"
"Waiting for you!" With Lao Wang's annoying call, Li Leisi couldn't help but say something sarcastic: "Who the hell are you hanging out with again, you bastard, making such a big fuss?"
"Guess who I met?"
"Who?"
"Cen Leyu!"
"who??"
"Drink and throw a shoe!"
"Wow~" Lao Wang pondered for a long time, and suddenly slapped his thigh, and the melon slices flew far away: "The one you said has longer legs than my life?"
"Snapped!"
Okay, another slap in the face.
"Blah blah." Lao Wang recounted the stories of the lucky ones who had teamed up with Li Cang but never enjoyed any debuffs. Finally, he concluded: "I hadn't met him at that time. It was then that Teacher Cang picked up 2.0. Tsk."
Later, I bumped into Zhao Jingliang again, but that was a long time ago. Compared to meeting teammates who had worked together for the first time, no one mentioned being summoned for training. After all, they were kicking and rolling all the time on the track, so it was really no fun for them to mention such things.
However, Lao Wang still smelled something unusual.
[Craftsman Master Wang: What’s going on? ]
【Cang: Tili】
[Craftsman Master Wang: Oh my god! This is as coincidental as a comet hitting the earth! ]
Although it was a bit abrupt for me to come back so suddenly, it was mainly because it was hard to explain why Li Cang didn't come back to the base. It was no exaggeration to say that with the magician's current status, he really didn't have that kind of boring hobby of making things happen with a wave of his hand. But if he didn't show up, groundless speculation and hearsay would easily ferment into panic.
"Hmm, you're a stripper too? Then why don't you bring her to the base for a tour?" Lao Wang acted very serious, perhaps even a little bit naughty. "I'm really curious, how much can she drink?"
Li Leisi raised her eyebrows and said, "Speaking of this, why do you seem to smell like alcohol? Are you working or drinking?"
"Me? How is that possible!"
Lao Wang sent messages one after another: "Teacher Cang, tell Monroe about this. I'll go talk to the base. You've really shaken them up this time. Oh, by the way, I'll give you 500 million from the Fantasy Island Chain. Is that enough?"
"Another 500 million? Just 500 million?" "They are such a big company, and they went to scrape them off only a few days later. It's good enough to have these. Do you really want to squeeze them clean?"
"Aren't you two waiting for a moment? We are short of money?"
"Why are you all looking at me? Go ask the accountant about this!"
"It's mainly because of the base, but also Goldfish and Monroe recently."
After hearing what he said, Li Leisi immediately lost interest. What she was worried about was that they didn't have enough coins for their own use, which had nothing to do with this. She never bothered to ask about the extra part, such as investment, rate of return, and time of return. Are you guys just making fun of me?
Lao Wang said impatiently: "One more time will be enough. This is what we agreed upon at the beginning. After that, it will be pure profit sharing. Don't ask me again. If you go a few more times, I will be so embarrassed that you will make me lose face!"
"Got it, got it." Li Cang straightened his body and typed away, then said, "Well, I've told our mom that one of you should go back to Sky Island and pack up a portion of the big spider legs and other things with and without attributes. Aunt Kong happens to be free tonight, so call some people and we can all have a taste and have some fun."
Li Leisi raised her eyebrows: "Why do you always like to hang out with Rao Qifang when you drink?"
“I didn’t drink.”
"Isn't the point whether you drink or not?"
"what?"
Twenty-five minutes later, it naturally changed from Li Cang holding Li Leisi to Li Leisi holding Li Cang, and the whole group of them were marching through the mountains and forests with great momentum. In short, it was quite perfect and there was no sense of incongruity.
While others were drawing their bows and drawing arrows, Lao Wang was busy putting a silencer on a Barrett gun. He looked back at the two men while aiming, and then he couldn't help laughing: "It has to be you. Don't let me go. I spent a lot of money to build this archery hall. Do you know how difficult it is to put together the supporting facilities such as natural hot spring spa, foot bath and washing? The right time, place and people are all necessary. I can't die at the hands of this bastard!"
"Don't bother him. Li Cang can only sleep when he drinks."
"Me? I'm arguing with him? I'm not arguing with him! I put on the silencer because I don't want to scare my customers! Even if you open a whole set of blind boxes of mines next to him, he won't wake up!"
Li Leisi almost used all her strength, and performed all kinds of judo ground techniques in a panic. The comfortable big sofa first trembled, and then quickly fell apart, while Li Cang was still yelling some intermittent and unclear stuff in his mouth.
Li Lasi bared her teeth and said, "What on earth is this guy talking about?"
Lao Wang tilted his ear and said, "Oh, isn't he reciting his notebook? It seems that he has added new content. He is typing away in the air!"
Li Lace + Tai Xiaoyi: “???”
"Why, you don't understand?"
"."
As soon as Li Cang woke up, he found himself flying close to the ground, with strong winds and devilish sounds filling his ears. He was tied to Li Lasi's waist with a rope, and the numbers on the bright speedometer in front of him jumped visibly from 559 to 775, and then continued to soar by 10.
Li Lace turned sideways from the motorcycle, stretched out her hand and touched Li Cang's butt, like a hooligan teasing a young lady: "You did those messy gimmicks, and the base was almost overturned because of you. Next time if you have something to say, just tell me directly. I am still very reasonable. How can I not let you go? Otherwise, bring your little aunt back some other day, and Rao Qifang and I will approve it. Yeah~"
Li Cang took the woman's shoulder and rubbed his head painfully: "You also know that at this speed, we can't die together, right?"
What a crappy wine!
Take the ingredients from the elixir?
Isn't this timi a thousand times more effective than truth serum?
If I can assign this technology to the intelligence department of the base, how much foreign exchange can I earn?
Li Lace: "I'm talking to you. I'm really curious. Zhenzhen said, is my sister as calm as a bean?"
Sister.Sister?
Li Canghan's hair stood on end!
"cough"
"Forget it, I'm so hungry. I can't eat them alive. I have to drive a sheep and let a flock of sheep go!"
"she"
"?"
"she!"
"Hehe, hehe!"
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