The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 1845: Ms. Honey on her Mouth
Chapter 1845: Ms. Honey on her Mouth (Part 1, monthly ticket +)
"Why are you hissing? What does hissing mean? I don't look like a virgin?!"
"It's a little interesting the other way around. Check your conscience. Do you think it looks like that?"
“Children nowadays are well-nourished!”
"Too good!"
A few words of vixen's talk are nothing to be afraid of, but this woman's flowery and seductive tricks are more damning than Li Cang's.
at least
It's not the thief who stole your eggs in the name of selling pancakes. Even after many years, you, the magician, are still scared about it.
When Li Cang pushed the door open and walked in, Li Lasi actually looked disappointed: "It's your own car, so you can just stand up and pedal hard. I say, classmate Li, you are speeding, aren't you?"
"How about I go outside and chat with you for a while?"
As a result, this woman, Timi, was actually quite generous: "That's not necessary. Come on, come on, classmate Li, please change your clothes and take a shower!"
"I would like to ask you, Comrade Da Leizi, what is your obsession with my school uniform? In the past, this would have been considered a crime, right?"
“Dream come true!”
"Wow, your true colors are revealed! So you've been thinking about ruining me since middle school? Pervert!"
"Wow, you wore my skirt when you were five! You pulled my pants off when you were seven! Pervert!"
"Wow, you picked the lock and got into my bed for the first time since you came back from abroad! Pervert!"
"Wow, you wore my skirt when you were six! You peed on my face when you were eight! Pervert!"
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The two of them finally realized that the atmosphere was a little off track, and they stared at each other for a long while.
Li Leisi pulled her tail and spun around in circles, looking up at the sky and whistling.
Li Cang silently took the school uniform and put it on, then walked around the pool to turn off the lights, lit the scented candles, and poured wine for the woman.
well.
Now the atmosphere is right.
"Drink a sip?"
"Can I say no?"
The one-cent cup that Li Cang used to drink the medicinal wine was also called a "kou cup", which means one sip at a time. Da Leizi's cup was more than one cent, but it was also a "kou cup". Li Lace licked her lips and poured more red wine to rinse the cup: "How come this medicinal wine tastes like you in the end? Smell it, smell it, what do I taste like?"
"The smell of a predator!"
"Skin?"
"Don't touch me. If this tattered school uniform is torn into pieces, my mother will come back and use your dog head as a sacrifice to the Kitchen God to trick you. Do you believe it?"
"It's hard for you. Tsk, you can still barely get on top of me?"
"Well, if it's Lao Wang, if he can put his arm in his school uniform and zip it up now, I lose!"
"After all, he has a power of 800 kilograms!" Li Leisi squinted her eyes and leaned on Li Cang, "Have you finished visiting all the relatives in the base?"
"It's almost the same. Wait, since no one is at home, what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I haven't eaten yet. I'm waiting for you to feed me~"
Regardless of quality or equivalent, to be realistic, with Li Cang's current unreasonable physique, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the reincarnation of the royal brother. Eating a bite of his meat and bringing the dead back to life is not a fabrication, so what Li Leisi called feeding can really be feeding, in the physical sense.
After sitting back and enjoying the fruits of her labor, Li Leisi squinted her eyes in satisfaction, not wanting to move. "Virtue, I knew you, a pervert, liked these weird things. I see you know a little bit of boxing and have some strength, but what else do you want? Dad will satisfy you!"
"Then change into a cheongsam. Cheongsam looks best on you!"
Li Leisi squinted her eyes and said, "You rebellious son, is it because I look most like Rao Qifang in a cheongsam?"
"?"
"No shit again, just chat. You never mention other world lines."
"Hongmen Banquet, right?" "Don't be nervous, it's just a small confession game~"
Li Cang drank a coin of medicinal wine and was forced to drink a glass of red wine. He also soaked in the boiling natural sulfur spring. In the end, he was still a little bit dizzy: "I dare not mention it."
"Why? Is there anyone who has died so many times, especially tragically?"
"At least for me, those world lines are real. They are more like distant but unforgettable memories that I can't let go of."
"That seems to be very difficult?" Li Leisi frowned, as if she was thinking deeply about some proposition, and she actually said, "Ha, but Rao Qifang is indeed quite as good as me, and we are equally matched!"
"I timi?" Li Cang roared in a mess: "For such a grand proposition as the world line, I beg you to stop talking about the lower three things! Isn't this the only thing on your mind!"
Li Leisi said lightly: "Look at you! You are anxious again! I am not anxious at all, why are you so anxious? Lies don't hurt people, the truth is the sharpest knife."
Li Cang choked and just kept rubbing his brows: "You can't remember as much as Suo Zhihui, why don't you ask her why she dare not think about or mention the chaotic events in those chaotic world lines?"
"I asked her, and she said she was upset~"
"?"
"Forget it, I don't want to bother with you." Li Leisi's body was rippled, "Is there a best ending?"
"Yes, now this line!"
"It's only now that you see more!"
"I said what I thought a long time ago. There is no order in the world line. Time is just an illusion. What happened in the past is still happening now. This is a circle, tattered and patched. Death may not be a relief. It may even be reduced to a way of jumping lines."
"you have not!"
"I told you, it's because your brain waves don't match mine. If you don't believe me, ask Lao Wang. He definitely read it successfully!"
"Are you reasonable?"
Li Cang spread his hands and said, "What are you talking about? It's useless to say these things. If you insist on me saying it, then what I mean is that the line we are on is the real one. Whichever line we are on is the real one."
"No wonder the female Iron Blood behind me used it to supplement my brain." Li Leisi muttered, "You still remember going to Duan Li to take a statement, right? Hey, did you meet her master this time?"
"That's called a record! A consultation record!"
Li Leisi held Li Cang's head in her arms with pity, and said kindly: "Be good, don't embarrass your little head. Such a handsome face is not suitable for wearing a wig. Mom loves you~"
"Fuck you, Timi, be serious!"
"Shh, big boy, don't ruin the atmosphere. Raise your hand, bring that silk thing over and help mommy put it on!"
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Li Cang's Dao heart collapsed and was so shattered that even Ibuprofen didn't know where he was in pain. And this damn white dolphin, moving on her own was just a very superficial skill. She looked sacred and awe-inspiring, but her heart was like a prairie fire. Water couldn't pour in, a needle couldn't pierce through, and even a little ripple was considered her lack of skills.
He gnashed his teeth and said, "If you have the guts, don't take my tail off!"
"Hey, I'll give you one night to teach mom how to walk on all fours~"
At the foot of the hot spring mountain, on the road outside the second gate of the villa.
Rao Qifang, who was in the car, had been distracted for an unknown period of time. Suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and Xia Fei spat on both cheeks: "Ridiculous!"
The adjutant next to the co-pilot turned around and asked: "What did you just say?"
"Nothing, let's go directly to Jin Yujing's villa!"
"You haven't had dinner yet, and it seems that Captain Jin is not here today?"
"Go if I tell you to!"
"Yes!"
"Forget it, let me ask you, where is Kong Jingqiao?"
"Chef Kong has a dinner party today, but the second mate should be up there, what do you think?"
"Just have a bite."
"Okay, I'll ask her to prepare now."
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