The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2029: A sudden thought

"Qingyun Foot Road, Pingbu Qingyun, Boss, hold your cards, Bubu Shenglian, please go upstairs~"

In the cafeteria, the sweet and neat little noises downstairs could be heard faintly. Every time they were called, Tao Hongben, who was wearing a dark blue robe and holding a folding fan, would startle: "Li Cang, you said there was something important, but I came here in formal clothes. This kind of place is not suitable, it will have a bad impact!"

"Oh, you old thief who is both a hypocrite and a hypocrite. Your hypocrisy is disgusting!"

In comparison, Xiahou Haiwei was extremely comfortable, just like Timi at home. The tapping sound of high heels of every girl in a high-slit cheongsam walking back and forth became the drumbeat for his humming.

It can be seen that this old fellow was definitely a handsome man when he was young, and he became more and more charming as he got older. Even now, his unrestrained and free-spirited aura can still make a group of young girls look back frequently. He just nodded and smiled at them, and soon three young girls in cheongsam and two older girls in bathrobes took the initiative to let him read their hands.

"Mr. Xia, you'd better not say anything. I see that your Qi is stagnant and your face is blue. You will be plagued by bad luck today!"

"Chi! Back off! Do you think I scared you? Ha! With your skills, you are not even worthy of carrying my shoes. Last time, when the base was haunted by the beast, it was I who had to solve it. If you had this ability, would you have to bow your head and ask me for help?"

"you!"

Bian Xiu reluctantly returned the bunch of shrunken skulls to Martinis, took a chicken head from the plate and gnawed it: "Brother, Brother Cang, this place is good, really good, Miss, can you help me peel the crabs?"

As the saying goes, a man of ambition does not age. Comrade Bian Xiu is not even an adult, but he is already dreaming of having a literal, unobstructed, original skin show in Baiyujing. He is several versions ahead of old scoundrels like Xiahou Haiwei, and he is calm and collected.

Li Cang said absentmindedly: "It's opened by Lao Wang, it's absolutely legitimate, I'll ask them to get you a card later."

"Formal?" Bian Xiu smacked her lips, "That's great!"

As everyone knows, there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings. The five of them, wearing Confucian robes, executive jackets, Nuo opera costumes, and tribal clothes, sit there in a wild and wild manner. Some are on the track of a succubus, some are on the track of a succubus, some are like immortals, some are talented and good-looking, and some are good-looking and talented. Their main feature is that acquaintances stay away from them, while idlers salivate over them.

Jiaojiao, Song Qiang, Wu Yisong and the other two children, along with Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi, hid so far away, with a look of apologies written all over their faces about meeting you in this way. It can be seen that there is only a fine line between social phobia and social phobia.

"Let's talk business!" Tao Hongben felt like there were nails under his buttocks. He secretly complained that he should have worn a Taoist robe earlier. It was really unlucky to be outdone by Xiahou Haiwei, the son of a bitch. "Li Cang, the matter you mentioned is actually quite difficult to handle!"

Xiahou Haiwei sneered: "If it's difficult, don't do it. The stairs are over there. Take your time~"

Tao Hongben was furious, but as the saying goes, I can hit hard in theory, but I am timid in physical strength. In a real fight, he can't beat Xiahou Haiwei, who is so slippery. If he could beat him, he would have been able to do it a hundred years ago. "How about, um, give us some more information, can you tell us in detail?"

"No." Li Cang said, "It doesn't matter how you interpret it, whether it's a spirit coming down or a grave visit, I want to see someone anyway."

"No! Wait a minute! Going to a grave? What grave are you going to? Whose grave are you going to? Who would dare to let someone like you go to a grave? Even your own parents can't stand it! You said that they were sleeping well, but you made their graves explode. How angry must you be when you wake up!"

"You old thief, did you listen to what they said? Examine the question, examine the question. They want to see someone, so they go to the grave. Can you tell me which word you don't understand?"

"I understand every word! The question is, can you understand it if he puts it together?"

"Oh, if you don't understand, it's because you are old and have poor comprehension ability!" Xiahou Haiwei turned his head and said, "This old man is talking nonsense. Cang, you came to the right person. Let me ask you, the person you want to see is not a human, right?"

Tao Hongben: "Nonsense, normally you knock on someone's door to find them, have you ever seen someone burning paper?"

"You don't know what's good in your mouth. Why would a normal person ask you to come and find someone? Can't they find someone themselves? What's so strange about burning paper? Isn't it the case that people in your business don't have the habit of offering sacrifices to their ancestors?"

"Then what you said is not the same as mine!"

"Everyone knows what I mean and we have reached a consensus. Why are you butting in? Everyone has their own expertise, right? Professional matters should be left to professionals. You are just a lousy fortune teller, and you are showing off!"

"I"

Scholars look down on each other. Xiahou Haiwei intends to fight Tao Hongben to the death today, not giving him any chance to reason: "Well, Cang, since the person you want to see is not a human, it's easy. I have two talismans here. I will teach you a paper folding technique later. Burn one talisman into talisman water for you to drink, and burn the other one together with the folded yellow paper with your name on it. I guarantee you will have a romantic encounter! And another one after that!"

Li Cang: "?"

Tao Hongben jumped up: "Ha! Ha you! You're exposed! You keep talking about your business. What the hell are you? I feel embarrassed standing next to you!"

"Oh, I'm the real deal. I'm not like some of those guys who look like dogs and bathe their feet, massage them, eat, drink, and then just sit there and do nothing!"

"not me"

“Brother, brother, brother Cang, the person you want to see but can’t see, must be someone you don’t normally know, must be related to that person, round it off, isn’t it just um.” Bian Xiu slapped the table, knocking down the chicken bone Buddha that he had painstakingly created by eating thirteen chicken heads, “For this matter, you can find me, I’m a professional, absolutely a professional, I’ll go up and sing and dance, any ghosts and gods, I can even let them come out and rap for you!”

"RIP?" Martinis was not as doting on Bian Xiu as Xiahou Haiwei and Tao Hongben were. It was unclear whether he really didn't understand or was deliberately interrupting to laugh at Bian Xiu's accent. In short, he held a different professional opinion. "Great Teacher Cang, it's like this. All things have spirits, and our tribe is undoubtedly the best at communicating with spirits in this land. Please give me and the children of the tribe a chance to prove ourselves!"

  Li Cang rubbed his brows in pain, feeling that his whimsical idea was indeed a bit ill-considered.

Well, that's debatable.

But it's not simply unreliable. The problem is that no matter how you think about it, the tricks these guys suggest are likely to trap them and make their ancestral graves dig up by the zombies. They have entered the game with their own bodies and are desperate. The death of old man Bei Zhikang in an instant is probably not as negative a factor as the death of any one of these four guys.

  Sack of balls

Zhishi is just a shy social phobia, but our great priest has been suffering from social bullshit for many years. He is suitable for any size. If I can't serve Zhishi, can't I serve you? Asking him whether he received my little gift can indirectly prove Zhishi's dynamics!

"Yup!"

Li Cang suddenly slapped his thigh, startling the four people. Bian Xiu looked at him eagerly: "What do you mean?"

After finally sending Bian Xiu and Martinis away, Li Cang suddenly felt like a thorn in his back and his scalp was numb. At least four eyes were clamping his spine like tongs: "That."

"Ah!"

"Humph!"

"Hum hum!"

Li Leisi turned around and left. Suo Zhihui glanced at him with a smile and left as well. Instead, Qin Zhenzhen, who had just tried to express her determination to stand in the same trench with Sister Leilei with practical actions, whispered, "You made Sister Leilei angry again! Let's go to the steam room!"

Li Cang bowed and offered the money quickly: "It will take at most an hour, I will be there soon!"

Qin Zhenzhen smiled so much that her eyebrows were not visible: "I secretly left the door open for you!"

"Master Zhen, you have worked hard!" "Zhong! Cheng!"

Li Cang, crawling and rolling, found a relatively wide square under the guidance of a cheongsam girl. After two buzzing sounds, the turtle-back water beetle suddenly disappeared, leaving only Miss Qiu and the cheongsam girl staring at each other.

"Ah? I looked at it.?"

An Kexin was still confused at this moment. She hadn't realized what kind of job she had accepted and why she had accepted such a job. I, I'm just a whiteboard receptionist who has just worked for two weeks. I haven't even received my salary for this month. Even if you insist on saying it's valet parking, it's not within my business scope!

"Shua~"

An Kexin only felt her body getting wet and hot, and her high-slit cheongsam was lifted up from the bottom, making a sound of breaking threads. After a long while, she slowly turned her body like a puppet, stiffly.

"Woo~"

After licking the person, Miss Qiu put her head on the ground, hunched her body, and raised her butt high. Her three sharp and ferocious tails coated with disturbance alloy happily shook out a sonic boom cloud. Facing An Kexin's slender, straight, white long legs, she invited him to play like a 200-pound Alaskan car inviting a toddler to take a walk.

"Woo~"

An Kexin covered her mouth and broke softly.

She has been a poop scooper before, so of course she knows very well what this action usually means. The good news is that it is a friendly and happy signal. The bad news is that in the next three seconds there is a 50% chance that she will have to face a wave of Tiger Style Iai from Miss Qiu.

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Mushenlu.

Unfortunately, when Li Cang crawled out of the turtle-back water beetle with his teeth bared, before he had time to straighten out the broken bones in his body and deal with the muscle fibers and lines that were blown out of his skin like fireworks, he was hugged tightly by the Miam sisters.

"Hiss, you bastards!" Li Cang and his bones moaned passionately, "Why are you doing this feudal superstitious ritual so late at night? I'm not dead yet, who are you worshipping?"

"Miamu, you don't seem to be in a good mood today?" Sister Miam greeted sincerely at the same time, "Do you want us to help you relax? Okay, no need to know, don't be angry, I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Go get some oranges!"

"Eh?"

The Miam tribe has always obeyed Li Cang's words and implemented them thoroughly. Not only Orange, but anyone who looks like an orange was brought in with their families.

Anyway, there was an altar and everything was ready, so Li Cang put out the orange platter and started directly. However, he was a little nervous because so many people were staring at him.

"Yeah, this is my first time doing this." Li Cang frowned, "We are old friends, there is no need to do those nonsense things, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want!"

The talisman water was drunk in one gulp, and smoke rose from the talisman paper.

The people of the Miam tribe stared at the braziers until their eyes were dizzy, looked around, and finally looked at each other, totally confused as to what their Lord of the Divine Land was doing. In short, it looked very irregular.

Miam tried to persuade her: "Miamumu! Sacrifice is not like this."

"Hush!" Li Cang peeled the orange slowly, then stopped and handed a slice of orange to another orange, "The delay is too high!"

"Sorry, I was delayed by something!" A little orange man crawled out of the fruit pile with his hands and feet, took the orange slices, and said hesitantly: "Is it lemon again this time? Are you trying to pull my network cable again?"

  (Note: See Chapter 1514 Lao Wang: “Fuck! Lao Wang?”)

Li Cang smacked his lips: "It's an orange."

The orange man held the orange slice with ease and started to chew it like a watermelon. Suddenly, he froze in a state of déjà vu: "This is even more sour than the lemon I had last time!"

Li Cang spit out the orange in his mouth expressionlessly: "Hmm!"

The orange man threw away the orange petals speechlessly: "I didn't expect you to contact me in this way. I'm not used to it. The road is very difficult to walk. How, have you figured it out? Are you finally ready to lend me that cute repair dog? I can send someone to the base to get it."

"Leave your address and Goldfish Logistics will deliver to your door."

The orange man spread his hands and said, "Thanks to you, the address is gone. It's out of the service area."

"You seemed quite busy that day. Was the ceremony successful?"

"I guess so." The Orange Man walked around the altar and finally found a large glass of wine. He said unhappily but politely: "Please help me pour a glass. It's too sour."

Li Cang poured the wine: "This thing is not friendly to the brain."

"I'm tired and have too many things to do. I want to retire." The orange man sat cross-legged on a bunch of bananas, which fit him tightly like a throne. "I envy you. You don't have pig-like colleagues and dog-like subordinates. But it seems that you are not very satisfied with the settlement reward of the orbital period. Otherwise, tell me the definition of the origin system and the non-origin system? The one you mentioned!"

Li Cang rolled his eyes and said, "Your Excellency the High Priest! What are you thinking? Seeing is believing, and the law should not be passed on to others. Or are you beginning to waver in your own way?"

"You already knew what was outside?"

"Hmm!" It hurts to say it, Li Cang didn't want to answer this question, "How about the gift?"

"Thank you, I'm flattered, He—"

A small amount of glow, as warm as mist, extremely familiar to the Miam tribe, and moving the entire Mushen Continent, leaked out from the Orange Man's body, shining like a torch. Soon, the alien life breath inside the Orange Man faded away like the tide, becoming shriveled and decayed, and finally bursting, revealing an internal structure of floc-like shrunken flesh and blood and layers of dry skin.

　This chapter is four thousand, (づ￣3￣)づ╭~

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