Chapter 2044: Got What You Want (This Chapter is )

"Lychee, March Red, and Rock Sugar Heart Aksu, one for you?"

"Hmm~"

The three dogs following behind Tai Xiaoyi each held a flat bamboo basket filled with various insect nest specialties. One of the advantages of running a beehive is that the temperature and humidity of each independent nest can be adjusted and controlled within a small range, so vegetables and fruits can be produced all year round. Although the turnover has been somewhat sluggish after Chongzi Ma took over, there is still no shortage of food.

Li Leisi was holding two big red apples that were bigger than her face, with sleepy eyes. She chewed them with a crunching sound. She looked at each one while biting it, focusing on their extravagance. Her eyes were as curious as San Gouzi's: "Aren't these two guys performing some new show here? It seems to be quite exciting. A couple worshipping each other?"

"Goose goose~"

After a while, Lao Wang seemed to have lost a bet. He came over with a gloomy face, snatched the apple from Li Leisi's hand, hit it on his head, and then stood in front of the door of the stilt house with his legs and swords. The posture showed that he was an old man, as if there was an invisible big cross hanging on his limbs and head.

"Then you better stand firm!" Li Cang smiled and took some blood from a big dog, then measured the wind direction and speed on his finger. "Come out, Dog Bow!"

"Fuck you, you call this a dog?" Lao Wang's eyes were red with anger. "You are more like a dog than this thing!"

Comrade Liu Gouzi and Comrade Gougong walked out of the homologous link channel. It has long scarlet hair that is both strong and flowing like a Saiyan. Its hair extends from the back of its head to the tip of its thick and ferocious tail and its sharp and solid elbows. It has four fingers and nearly half of its six toes are completely brushed metal claws.

It stood there, its dragon scales so deep that they seemed to absorb the light.

It has a dragon head and a human body, with German shoulders, a jackal back and a male dog waist. The shoulder-to-waist ratio is almost a terrifying three to one. The arms almost hang to the ground. The huge pectoral muscles and the front and back trapezius muscles basically swallow up the neck completely. It can be said to be the most perfect and aesthetically pleasing bodybuilding artificial human body.

Horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes.

  From the red hair, nine horns, one main and eight auxiliary, twisted and evil, emerged. The main horns were straight and anti-spiral, the side sickle mosquito coil horns, and the back crescent serrated horns.

In short, it's a complete hodgepodge. Judging from Liliana's satisfied look, this should be the only iconic product of it that fits its positioning as an abyss demon.

The most interesting thing is the mouth of this thing. No matter how hideous and terrifying it is, no matter how cruel and evil it is, you can still vaguely see that it is modeled after the same model as a dog's mouth, except that it does not have the iconic wet nose.

In fact, its nostrils were almost as wide as its eyes, and behind them grew a rather cute, flowing dragon whisker.

"Bang~"

The dragon's wings spread out, revealing sharp bone spurs, making it look even more ferocious and terrifying.

  As we all know, especially in some of the garbage games that big Lei Zi loves, there is usually a very common misunderstanding about the creature of archers, and the dog bow is undoubtedly born to correct and eliminate this misunderstanding: what you think is an "archer" and what is actually an "assaulter".jpg

It took Miss Qiu a long time to dare to call herself Qiu half a ton, but Gou Gong’s bottom line is one ton!

Please behave!

The all-metal bow arm and bowstring made a teeth-grinding twisting sound. The dog bow was only over three meters long, and the single arm span was also three meters. Coupled with the breathtaking shoulder breadth and chest circumference, it was born for that ridiculously exaggerated giant bow. It could draw the bow like a full moon, and the pulling distance was almost an astonishing seven meters.

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  Facing this raw beast, Lao Wang felt that his cerebellum had fucking shrunk. That thing that was pulled open might not be a bow at all, but his fucking cerebral cortex!

what?

Bow angle?

  This thing is a real air control unit. It can't be placed on the ground and its whole body is at different angles. Lao Wang seriously doubts that if necessary, Li Cang would even dare to let this thing use its big wings to pull a bow!

As Liu Gouzi drew the bow, the fibrous metal wires condensed from his arms toward the bowstring like a long worm or a stream of water in a spiral shape. Even the arrow itself did not appear to be very straight, but twisted and turned like a dead branch. The thin and divergent metal fibers radiated naturally from the top of the arrow to the back, flickering with a faint light, as if drawing out some kind of energy floating in the air.

There was a thunderous explosion.

The surging air waves around Liu Gouzi exploded, forming a mushroom cloud tens of meters high.

Snapped.

The apple that was originally on Lao Wang's head was stopped by Li Leisi who was behind him. The big red apple rotted and deteriorated in a moment, like an active tumor growth, which was disgusting to watch.

"Fuck you!" Lao Wang's two legs plowed a long trail of soil on the ground, leaving only one-fifth of the arrow on his buttocks, which fell to the ground with a clang after a large radiating stream of hot metal fragments and metal jets. "You almost broke my belt. What the hell are you doing? Aren't you shooting at apples? I look like an apple."

Old Wang shook his hands vigorously, and the bloody palms quickly healed themselves. The head was broken and the blood was flowing. Some were happy and some were sad. Master Wang, who was unwilling to give Li Cang a chance to show off, found it hard to imagine that his indestructible golden body, which was a unity of all things, would one day be broken by a mere second son of his bloodline.

"No." Li Cang swung his arms and made a huge gesture in front of his belly, "Not at all. You must be considered a pear-shaped figure."

"Fuck you."

"Tsk, this lethality is quite interesting," Li Leisi wiped her hands, "Come on, let's increase the strength of Master Wang, the violent real person who has achieved the Dao in his physical body, and let's fire all the arrows at once!"

"Gone."

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Li Cang spread his hands and said, "There is only this one, and it is a template made by Little Coin Cub as an exception. It is said that under normal circumstances, this thing cannot be produced alone in the mill. It needs to be melted again in Liliana's Well of the Abyss."

"By the way, do you still remember the demon that injured me and my mother? I had saved a little blood and flesh tissue sample, thinking that I would give it to the High Priest one day. Oh no, that was Cheng Ye's work. Anyway, I was thinking about giving it a little surprise, but in the end, things are unpredictable and things don't go as planned. Sigh."

"This Wang Shifei is really a sucker for taking advantage of others. It's been so long, and I've tried every possible way. But I can't make any use of it. A good bloodline is completely wasted. Even similar items are not allowed on the forum. What a pity. Is there any attribute in the world that is more suitable for Liu Gouzi than that thing?"

(Note: See Chapter 665 for Mr. Cang’s worrying mental state and its sequel. The demonic attributes are as follows—

[Dragon suit armor with the title of Apokolips Sniper God]

Race: Fantasy race Parademons

  Height: 180cm

Weight: XNUM X kg

Power: 3.2c

Agility: 2.1c

Weapon: Fantasy Manifestation Creation Flashpoint Sniper

Ability: Finish

Status: X (Controlled)

Tip: A fantasy creature, a strange product materialized by unknown sacrifice. To a certain extent, it is very similar to an alienated bloodline creature, but it cannot be used for sacrifice or prayer.

Rating: Honor for Darkseid, Bullet to the Flash, I belong to Batman!

[Flashpoint Sniper] Ordinary quality sniper firearms modified with Apocalypse technology may occasionally create extraordinary things, such as restarting or creating a world.

Note: As long as you are fast enough, my bullets can write positive words all over your thighs.

【Wrap-up】

For every shot fired, you need to put an extra chicken leg in the lunch box in advance.

Note: When the plot requires it, I will go forward without hesitation! )

Li Lace: “Tsk~”

Big Lao Wang: “Tsk~”

Tai Xiaoyi: “Tsk~”

You have taken all the private money that others have saved, and yet you still have the nerve to say that others are eating and taking it. It is really conservative of me to only give you an [Origin Hostility].

Lao Wang waved his hands, looking impatient: "Don't let it fly anymore, it's really hard for its wings to be gesticulated with such a big lump on it. It looks like a fat girl photographed by the central bank. It's so tiring to watch it fly!"

  Note: [Little Fatty Luck 20.jpg]

It's hard to tell whether it's a little dragon man or a dog-headed man. No. 6 folded its wings and fell to the ground, splashing a cloud of dust. 55 yuan in cash had been paid, and Li Cang thought it was pleasing to the eye to leave it here. Next time there's a chance to open the Well of the Abyss, he'll get a few more of them, high and low, and let a pair of them squat on a corner of the stilt house. The fat dog can make a fortune, and even if we're not rich, it can serve as a house guard!

  The bone sister, who had been standing at the door like a stone lion for a long time, now looked at the No. 6 brother with great interest. The Nocturnal Dragon was so ugly that it could not reach it, and now No. 6 is just a lackey.

You look kind of delicious!

Liliana also snaked over with Yamei in her arms, her face full of genuine joy. She lifted her tail and propped herself up to stroke the horns on Liu Gouzi's head. "Well, Master, your aesthetic taste is great. Even in my family, it looks like a very tasteful inferior demon. It's worth looking at!"

Her so-called original family was naturally purgatory, and Li Cang declined the offer.

“Pa pa pa~” Lao Wang clapped his hands vigorously with an expressionless face, and asked his lackeys to fire a few anti-warp bombs to celebrate. He said sincerely: “I’m already looking forward to the expression on the other person’s face when you use this thing to blackmail them in the future. It’s going to be fucking amazing!”

"Hmm." Li Cang counted on his fingers for a long time, and said with regret: "There is no suitable one. No, you should contact Brother Changhe Luori right now and ask him for the coordinates of the America base. We can follow the network cable to get him a head start!"

"No!" Lao Wang rolled his eyes. "Have you forgotten that Jinyu and America are still having an ambiguous business talk? You should at least give Aunt Jin some face and pretend for a few more days, right?"

"It's just a small life. Squid guys, Korean guys, banana guys, if it really doesn't work out, even if you have 呂, you can still make do!"

"You can call that what you said reasonable?" Old Wang sneered. "They are not fools. People with high hatred values ​​have to hide as tightly as possible from the beginning of the disaster. Have you heard of such settlements on the forum? There was a London area that appeared before, but it was fucked to pieces within a few days of its appearance!"

"ε=(ο`*)))" Li Cang patted Liu Gouzi's butt, feeling very melancholy: "In this cold and thin world, only I can give you a little warmth. Wait, your brothers and sisters will come out to keep you company soon!"

Li Lace was holding Yamei in her arms, and teasing Miss Qiu and Huahua with a piece of high-purity alien energy matrix, instigating the two big cats to fight. Suddenly, she said, "Haha, Mr. Li, you scared it so much that it ran away from home for several days!"

"Ha ha?"

"Hachi! Wolf spider! The husky!"

"Oh"

To be honest, Li Cang almost forgot this original nickname. However, this person, or perhaps not just people, can't stand being remembered. Almost in the last second after they spoke, Xiao Ba, who had run away from home for many days due to the fright of Li Cang's memory, suddenly appeared among the group of people, accompanied by the smoke effects of the appearance of the God of Land in the old version of Journey to the West.

  pat~

Xiao Ba put something next to Li Lasi's legs, wagged his tail wildly, and showed off and tried to please her.

It is worth mentioning that Xiao Ba’s ability to run away from home is not yet stable enough, but over the years he has indeed brought back a lot of miscellaneous things, although the most valuable of them is just a bag of moldy tofu bacteria.

Li Cang casually threw a big identification spell at it.

[A stolen inscription stone: The wolf spider 'Haha' found it while wandering around a household in a certain base when he ran away from home. He thought it was a rare treasure and brought it back to the owner's home.]

[Enchant Inscription (Green): Deepen Fear]

The fear caused by damaging the enemy deepens by 12%. If the enemy unit has reduction or immunity skills, attributes, equipment, etc., the baseline effect of 12% when not enchanted will be maintained.

It will take effect after embedding the weapon and will open 3 enchantment inscription slots.

Note: Duplicate inscription colors are invalid.

Li Cang: "???"

Lao Wang: "Fuck! Isn't this the same fucking set as the [Intensified Pain] inscription that the red-haired girl used?"

Li Lasi and Tai Xiaoyi looked at each other and said, "The side effects of the Wish-Bearing Bone are really gone just like that? Li Cang, didn't you say that thing would reduce my luck for a long time? That's it! That's it? Tsk tsk, I'm afraid it's just the old unlucky guy's whining without reason, right?"

(Note:

【Wishbone】

  Use your energy to fulfill my wish. Although I have the strength to do so, I can only crawl to save you.)

Faced with such a thundering scene, Li Cang's defense was broken directly. The silence of the magician, who had been talking nonsense for many years and had never been defeated in half his life, was deafening. He turned around and walked away with his six dogs in his arms without saying a word.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't go. Go and help me contact that red-haired guy to install this thing on the hammer!"

"Get the fuck out of here!"

There was no preparation or restraint, only straightforward narration with deep feelings. This was probably the most inappropriate behavior of Timi's spokesperson, Mr. Cang, in history. The loser had no dignity at all.


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