The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2082 Cang's Dream of the Mage

Mr. Lu Xun once said that hair is the common property of husband and wife. Li Cang must have never heard Mr. Lu Xun say this. He could not imagine how the hairstyle he casually cut before returning to the island became the culprit of the breakdown of his relationship with Li Leisi.

"What is this? Was it scratched by a chicken? Did it get chewed by a dog? The ones my grandma makes with a hand-cranked popcorn machine are more artistic than this!" Li Lasi seemed to be crying because of his ugliness: "Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, give me back Teacher Cang the Track Line Succubus! Do you really think you can handle any hairstyle just because you have a good-looking face? Are you so confident? Do you do whatever you want? Did you get my consent? Ahhhh, little miss, help me, look at him!"

Li Cang was speechless: "Is it that exaggerated? I'm just stressing you out. It's just a hair. It will grow back in two days."

Li Leisi was very emotional: "Exaggerated? When I was a kid, I got an ugly haircut and went home. Do you know what Rao Qifang did? She closed the door, closed it, as if she didn't see me!"

Tai Xiaoyi walked out of the stilt house, looked at Li Lasi, then looked at Li Cang: "Puchi."

Lao Wang: “Puff.”

Li Cang: "_"

"What's the matter, Teacher Cang, have you offended Teacher Tony, so that he gave you such a nasty hairstyle?" Lao Wang took out a hammer, spit out his saliva, and began to sharpen the knife: "It's shameful, the only solution now is to cut it off, it's better to suffer a short pain than a long one!"

"Yes, I know it doesn't look good, but it's not ugly." Li Cang was very melancholy: "The main thing is that the female Tony didn't even bother to look at my hair, and kept saying that she was my fan, asking for autographs and so on. If I had known earlier, I would have found a man."

"Go check the base shopping website or forum now. I bet she's selling your hair by the root!" Lao Wang gloated, "Don't you know you have a hairdresser at home? Why do you have to go out to get your hair cut?"

"I happened to see a barber shop when I passed by, and suddenly I felt uncomfortable with my long hair."

"I see, impulse buying is a crime!" Lao Wang swore, "To be honest, I have the same problem. Every time I come out of a bath center, I swear that I will never come again. Then, um, I will definitely come next time!"

"???"

In the evening, several people had a meal of dipping sauce. The island's black pork, free-range chicken, colorful mushrooms, and wild vegetables were all pretty standard. It is worth mentioning that the ingredients for the dipping sauce are said to be the original Leishan fish sauce and bird peppers from the inter-island fragments of the former Leishan area in southeastern Guizhou before the catastrophe that were collected by Jin Yujing Goldfish Logistics. It is quite a good deal.

Even when he was sitting in front of the skeleton gate of the mill, Li Cang still couldn't forget it: "It's different, it's really different!"

"I don't like sour food. I can't tell whether the fish sauce is sour or not, but the chili, ugh, save your energy!" Lao Wang warned again and again: "Take it easy, I'm here to inspect. I'm monitoring the entire prayer today. If there's anything wrong, don't blame me for not warning you. Your mother Rao will throw her big ass at you!"

Li Lace + Tai Xiaoyi: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"No, is it necessary to do this? Do you really need to do this?"

"Heh, you have a criminal record, and you did it in front of everyone. What happened to the next few times you prayed for a new rebellious son? Don't you have any idea?!"

Li Cang groaned a few times and was speechless: "I can't be prepared for ghosts to come here at night, Master Wang, I advise you to respect yourselves!"

Lao Wang sneered: "Ghost! Ghost?"

"Oh, you've made progress. I remember that you used to be very afraid of insects, birds, gods and ghosts. You didn't even dare to walk at night after drinking too much!" Tai Xiaoyi asked curiously, "So, you're not afraid of Li Cang?"

"Will he be afraid of ghosts?" Lao Wang couldn't hold back. "Even the King of Hell can't take him away, so why would he be afraid of those lonely ghosts? The lackeys have to follow the contract! Ghosts don't need to sign labor contracts! They don't get tired! Do you believe that this b*tch can find a factory and put up a talisman, let that thing work in it 24 hours a day, and work illegally until the world line restarts? This is simply new energy and automation! What kind of industrial chain is this fucking upgrading and what new technology is it introducing?!"

"Pfft. It really sounds like something that Teacher Cang would do."

"Have you finally run out of those tens of thousands of alternative entries?" Li Leisi used a sixth-stage alien alloy file to grind her nails until sparks flew, without raising her head or opening her eyes. "Lilith, get off his neck right now, you hear me? Don't force me to beat you up before my patience runs out!"

Li Cang patted Lilith's long legs, signaling her to stop making trouble. The stingy woman might get really angry in a while. "No, who knows when. This thing can't be solved in a short time. The attitude is rigorous and knowledge-seeking, but academic research is to cross the river by feeling the stones. So, why don't you go and rest first? There is no need to stay up all night with me!"

"Ha~"

"Ha~"

"Don't~"

Li Cang had no choice but to order his lackeys to build a fire pit and light a fire, and then brought in a few sofas, as well as Li Leisi's favorite tiger-skin mattress and tiger-skin mattress Huahua.

"You're sensible!" Li Leisi narrowed her eyes. "Mr. Wang, go kill a deer, get some crispy sausages and marshmallows, and a case of beer!"

"Okay~ Let's go~"

A huge and majestic wishing coin lit up the night sky from the center of Licangkong Island. Dozens of wishing interfaces and mill interfaces refreshed all kinds of information data like the rolling Yangtze River.

The overall ambient temperature of the Sky Island seemed to have risen by several degrees in an instant, and rumblings began to tremble deep underground, as if some terrifying giant had revived. Eerie and inexplicable shrill whimpers and roars were heard, and wisps of scarlet and pale smoke seeped out as the blood and flesh activated the ground's wriggling, and soon surrounded the Sky Island to form an unsettling distorted cloud.

"Damn it." Lao Wang rubbed his arm, which was estimated to be over 60 cm in circumference, and had dense goose bumps on it, but he didn't give any face and was completely unmoved. "This son of a bitch really has no bottom line. My goodness, he's still a ghost, huh."

Bride and Liliana smiled without saying anything.

"No wonder." Li Leisi stared at a certain projection interface over there thoughtfully, "Well, those miscellaneous things before weren't enough. He actually wanted to mix in the dragon that Sister Jing gave him. Is this a dragon vein wizard?"

"Tsk, the thief is still ruthless!"

"Is it possible? How much is this for a rebellious son?"

"He has been planning to use that directional prayer opportunity, or rather, twice!" Li Leisi knows this kind of people very well. "It's a dream come true, not bad at all. This damn gambler won't give up until he is satisfied!"

Thanks to Yu Liuli for the 500 starting coins reward, (づ￣3￣)づ╭～