The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 211 Big Leizi's Good Friday
Chapter 211 Big Leizi's Good Friday
Over there, Li Leisi and Li Cang had already negotiated a bet.
"Say!" Her tone was one of undisguised contempt and disgust, she said firmly: "There is no need to do it, as long as the method you said is possible, I will just admit defeat!"
"That's what you said."
"My old lady spit is a nail!"
"Yeah, what I'm waiting for is your words," Li Cang said, "You know that jiu-jitsu that rolls all over the floor, let you practice Jiazi for many years, unless you don't have any physical contact with me at all, otherwise it will be fine." With the strength of our buddies, we will seize the opportunity and pull you to the ground to force people to lock the man and add the man to the man, it will be a whole set, and the patina will be given to you. Believe it or not"
"It's up to you, here's the solution. Young people should talk about Wu Deang, be fair, just and open. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about martial arts. Anyway, you are the only one who understands martial arts."
Lao Wang pondered secretly, so what, is he talking about Gracie Jiu-Jitsu?
When it comes to this thing, Pharaoh's inherent impression of it:
1. Naked twisted cross, hold and fall three ways.
2. It refers to the ground technique of surrender wrestling, which is a variety of practical combat techniques?
3. Except for women, other people have no sense of beauty when they play flowers.
4. It is impossible to actually fight if you have learned it well. With the physical fitness of modern people, they might be gone with a bang. It is said that some countries learn this thing and fight with people as armed and wounded.
There are strengths and weaknesses in people, but there is no superiority in martial arts.
It's not that which kind of martial arts is better or worse, this kind of debate is meaningless, and it's not the point at all.
The point is, with Li Cang's terrifying strength, if he really wants to learn how to fight this thing, he will be shameless and get away with Da Leizi, I'm afraid.
Sure enough, Li Leisi's expression suddenly became gloomy, as if she could drop ice shards.
She almost ran away with her bare feet in a posture that can be described as embarrassed and panicked: "Then, that, I have to check the information, and I can make a conclusion only after I fully understand the things I haven't touched!"
It's a pity that he didn't run away.
"Whatever you run, don't even think about going anywhere today, just think about it here!" Li Cang pushed her on the sofa, and before the girl's anger threshold exploded, he flung out a sentence, "I've seen you Mom has called back~”
Like a deflated ball, Li Leisi honestly acted as a sounding board for Li Cang and his mother.
[Li Leisi: Mom, I am Li Cang! 】
I saw the name of Li Leisi's mother "Rao Qifang" in the contact list began to make that unusually familiar refreshing circle, and suddenly changed to "Miss You Leimu" after a while.
Leimu → Leimu, this is Rao Qifang's WeChat name that was preserved due to a misoperation in the past.
She once expressed curiosity, what exactly is this Rem, and why is it ranked in front of Rem in the input method?
[Miss you Leimu: Good boy, why don't you contact me, I thought you didn't recognize me as a mother anymore]
【Li Leisi: How is it possible? Mom, isn’t she busy? She is working hard on the track to support the family. Our mother has worked so hard to make Da Leizi fat and fat. I can’t let her starve and lose weight. 】
[Li Leisi: By the way, Mom, you are really amazing, I didn't even know you could change your name! 】
[Throwing you, Rem: Just get used to her!I heard from Little Lace that your illness is alright?This is a great thing!But boy, you must be careful when hitting you, don't be careless, I see that people on the outside forums say that the track line is very dangerous, don't be brave in everything, do what you can, you know, let little lace stand in front of you if you have something to do, My old lady and her dead ghost father have taught her martial arts for more than ten years, so don't dislike her, just make do with it]
[Douyou Leimu: You said to change your name. In fact, how did Mom know about this? It was all done for me by the little girl under my hand. Because of some trivial reasons, most people in the Seventh Base no longer use their real names.]
Li Leisi felt that today must be her Mercury retrograde day. She had been sharpening her knife, but she was preempted by others, and there was a high probability that she would lose the bet. insulting nickname
Watch them chat again.
mom!Who is the real one!
"Heh," Li Leisi's nose is either nose or eyes, "big dog, friend of women!"
Li Cang smiled slightly: "Mom, your daughter threw me a freshly sharpened knife today."
"Brain is a good thing, but it's a pity you don't have one." Li Leisi looked at him like a fool, "I have the typing authority in my hands, do you think I will say something like this?"
"Not posting, is it?"
"Huh~"
[Lost you Rem: Are you still there? 】
[Throwing you Leimu: Darling, why are you ignoring your mother? 】
【Lost you Rem:】
After a few seconds of silence, the momentum changed.
[Lost you Rem: Damn girl!Are you bullying me again?Seeing that my wife is far away can't cure you, can it?Do you dare to move him? 】
[Douyou Leimu: Don't try to pretend to be Xiaocang, as soon as you poke your butt, the old lady will know what shit you're going to do. Let me tell you, I can't talk for three seconds, hehe. 】
The two inner OSes that keep peeking at the side:
"This should be my own mother."
Li Leisi's expression was wonderful.
"Oh," Li Cang said, "you type what I say, and you are not allowed to change the words."
"You! Don't go too far!!"
[Li Leisi: I went to boil sugar water for Da Leizi just now, how are you doing over there, Mom? 】
[Throwing you Leimu: It's a good fortune to die a girl, but mother can't do it, my stomach hurts like hell and no one cares about her]
[Douyou Leimu: The situation at the seventh base is a bit complicated, but generally the conditions are good, there is no shortage of food and water, except for the occasional air raid by stones and noisy walking corpses]
[Douyou Leimu: A few days ago, several aircrafts under research crashed at the research institute, and they hit the empty island not far behind me. It is said that dozens of people died because of the explosion, and the flames were soaring]
[Douyou Leimu: Mom occasionally goes out for a walk, and the mix is not bad. It’s not a big problem to eat spicy food. Recently, I have taken a job as a gymnastics coach for the security department. God knows they are officials. How did you choose such a group of weak chickens and two hundred and five? Even my mother did not suffer this crime when she trained Xiao Laisi to be an idiot. I really want to piss my mother off. Recently, my aunt has become irregular.]
[Throwing you Rem: Also, the neighbor on the island next door is simply an unreasonable old woman in menopause. My old lady just sees her as a white-haired person giving a black-haired person to be pitiful. Hmph, I’m afraid to beat her up. People are directly beaten to death, and I really can't scold them. It would be great if Xiao Wang bah. Xiao Zhong is here. Well, Xiao Zhong isn't watching, right? 】
Old Wang: "Na (N-nà) beauty (M-méi) wet (S-shì) (L-lē). Farewell"
The three of them were all busy laughing, and no one noticed the triple context in which he was gnashing his teeth. Old Wang really felt worthless for his humor.
(End of this chapter)
Over there, Li Leisi and Li Cang had already negotiated a bet.
"Say!" Her tone was one of undisguised contempt and disgust, she said firmly: "There is no need to do it, as long as the method you said is possible, I will just admit defeat!"
"That's what you said."
"My old lady spit is a nail!"
"Yeah, what I'm waiting for is your words," Li Cang said, "You know that jiu-jitsu that rolls all over the floor, let you practice Jiazi for many years, unless you don't have any physical contact with me at all, otherwise it will be fine." With the strength of our buddies, we will seize the opportunity and pull you to the ground to force people to lock the man and add the man to the man, it will be a whole set, and the patina will be given to you. Believe it or not"
"It's up to you, here's the solution. Young people should talk about Wu Deang, be fair, just and open. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about martial arts. Anyway, you are the only one who understands martial arts."
Lao Wang pondered secretly, so what, is he talking about Gracie Jiu-Jitsu?
When it comes to this thing, Pharaoh's inherent impression of it:
1. Naked twisted cross, hold and fall three ways.
2. It refers to the ground technique of surrender wrestling, which is a variety of practical combat techniques?
3. Except for women, other people have no sense of beauty when they play flowers.
4. It is impossible to actually fight if you have learned it well. With the physical fitness of modern people, they might be gone with a bang. It is said that some countries learn this thing and fight with people as armed and wounded.
There are strengths and weaknesses in people, but there is no superiority in martial arts.
It's not that which kind of martial arts is better or worse, this kind of debate is meaningless, and it's not the point at all.
The point is, with Li Cang's terrifying strength, if he really wants to learn how to fight this thing, he will be shameless and get away with Da Leizi, I'm afraid.
Sure enough, Li Leisi's expression suddenly became gloomy, as if she could drop ice shards.
She almost ran away with her bare feet in a posture that can be described as embarrassed and panicked: "Then, that, I have to check the information, and I can make a conclusion only after I fully understand the things I haven't touched!"
It's a pity that he didn't run away.
"Whatever you run, don't even think about going anywhere today, just think about it here!" Li Cang pushed her on the sofa, and before the girl's anger threshold exploded, he flung out a sentence, "I've seen you Mom has called back~”
Like a deflated ball, Li Leisi honestly acted as a sounding board for Li Cang and his mother.
[Li Leisi: Mom, I am Li Cang! 】
I saw the name of Li Leisi's mother "Rao Qifang" in the contact list began to make that unusually familiar refreshing circle, and suddenly changed to "Miss You Leimu" after a while.
Leimu → Leimu, this is Rao Qifang's WeChat name that was preserved due to a misoperation in the past.
She once expressed curiosity, what exactly is this Rem, and why is it ranked in front of Rem in the input method?
[Miss you Leimu: Good boy, why don't you contact me, I thought you didn't recognize me as a mother anymore]
【Li Leisi: How is it possible? Mom, isn’t she busy? She is working hard on the track to support the family. Our mother has worked so hard to make Da Leizi fat and fat. I can’t let her starve and lose weight. 】
[Li Leisi: By the way, Mom, you are really amazing, I didn't even know you could change your name! 】
[Throwing you, Rem: Just get used to her!I heard from Little Lace that your illness is alright?This is a great thing!But boy, you must be careful when hitting you, don't be careless, I see that people on the outside forums say that the track line is very dangerous, don't be brave in everything, do what you can, you know, let little lace stand in front of you if you have something to do, My old lady and her dead ghost father have taught her martial arts for more than ten years, so don't dislike her, just make do with it]
[Douyou Leimu: You said to change your name. In fact, how did Mom know about this? It was all done for me by the little girl under my hand. Because of some trivial reasons, most people in the Seventh Base no longer use their real names.]
Li Leisi felt that today must be her Mercury retrograde day. She had been sharpening her knife, but she was preempted by others, and there was a high probability that she would lose the bet. insulting nickname
Watch them chat again.
mom!Who is the real one!
"Heh," Li Leisi's nose is either nose or eyes, "big dog, friend of women!"
Li Cang smiled slightly: "Mom, your daughter threw me a freshly sharpened knife today."
"Brain is a good thing, but it's a pity you don't have one." Li Leisi looked at him like a fool, "I have the typing authority in my hands, do you think I will say something like this?"
"Not posting, is it?"
"Huh~"
[Lost you Rem: Are you still there? 】
[Throwing you Leimu: Darling, why are you ignoring your mother? 】
【Lost you Rem:】
After a few seconds of silence, the momentum changed.
[Lost you Rem: Damn girl!Are you bullying me again?Seeing that my wife is far away can't cure you, can it?Do you dare to move him? 】
[Douyou Leimu: Don't try to pretend to be Xiaocang, as soon as you poke your butt, the old lady will know what shit you're going to do. Let me tell you, I can't talk for three seconds, hehe. 】
The two inner OSes that keep peeking at the side:
"This should be my own mother."
Li Leisi's expression was wonderful.
"Oh," Li Cang said, "you type what I say, and you are not allowed to change the words."
"You! Don't go too far!!"
[Li Leisi: I went to boil sugar water for Da Leizi just now, how are you doing over there, Mom? 】
[Throwing you Leimu: It's a good fortune to die a girl, but mother can't do it, my stomach hurts like hell and no one cares about her]
[Douyou Leimu: The situation at the seventh base is a bit complicated, but generally the conditions are good, there is no shortage of food and water, except for the occasional air raid by stones and noisy walking corpses]
[Douyou Leimu: A few days ago, several aircrafts under research crashed at the research institute, and they hit the empty island not far behind me. It is said that dozens of people died because of the explosion, and the flames were soaring]
[Douyou Leimu: Mom occasionally goes out for a walk, and the mix is not bad. It’s not a big problem to eat spicy food. Recently, I have taken a job as a gymnastics coach for the security department. God knows they are officials. How did you choose such a group of weak chickens and two hundred and five? Even my mother did not suffer this crime when she trained Xiao Laisi to be an idiot. I really want to piss my mother off. Recently, my aunt has become irregular.]
[Throwing you Rem: Also, the neighbor on the island next door is simply an unreasonable old woman in menopause. My old lady just sees her as a white-haired person giving a black-haired person to be pitiful. Hmph, I’m afraid to beat her up. People are directly beaten to death, and I really can't scold them. It would be great if Xiao Wang bah. Xiao Zhong is here. Well, Xiao Zhong isn't watching, right? 】
Old Wang: "Na (N-nà) beauty (M-méi) wet (S-shì) (L-lē). Farewell"
The three of them were all busy laughing, and no one noticed the triple context in which he was gnashing his teeth. Old Wang really felt worthless for his humor.
(End of this chapter)
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