The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 242 Master Rao: I'm Playing the Piano to a Cow
"Play and play, you know how to play!" Rao Qifang's face was full of family misfortune, and he couldn't argue, "Is there a real mother or a partner in the phone! I haven’t seen a fart for several months, and I only know how to play with my mobile phone when I come back. Do you still see me as a mother?”

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Li Leisi picked up the apple from the ground and took a bite.

To tell the truth, she had given up struggling, anyway, she would be repeatedly rubbed on the ground by her mother with dignity, in both physical and non-physical senses.

Li Cang and Rao Qifang chatted passionately, talking about everything, but deliberately avoided mentioning how many relatives, friends and acquaintances disappeared silently on the day of the disaster.

Because there are really too many people, the dead are always young and young, but the living still have to face everything.

Seeing that it was almost time, Rao Qifang slapped Li Leisi on the back of her head.

"Let's go, sleep with mom tonight."

"I do not want"

Li Leisi is also going to take strict precautions against Lilith and Cang, and talk about the gift that day by the way!

Rao Qifang's eyes widened: "Then who else do you want to sleep with?"

"I do not--"

"hurry up!"

"Oh"

Rao Qifang's room is gorgeous. The ankle-thick handmade cashmere carpet covers the entire bedroom floor. There is even a small step-like sinking bathtub. The bottom of the bathtub is covered with various pebbles and extends beyond the wall. The specially designed sliding glass curtain door is partitioned into a balcony, from which you can have a 270-degree view of the pond, low mountains and forests outside the window, or open them all for an immersive experience.

"Mom you"

Rao Qifang flicked the switch, and hot water gushed out from the 12 hidden valve springs at the bottom of the bath, and after a while, a shallow layer was accumulated in the 16-square-meter bath.

"I'm a middle-aged and elderly woman with no hope, can't I enjoy some extravagance?"

"Ok, Ok."

"You mean I'm really a middle-aged woman?"

"Can't"

"Then I have become a material woman?"

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Rao Qifang said disdainfully: "That's it? Experts suggest that you read "How to Deal with 100 Questions about the Death of Your Girlfriend", my child, while you are young, there is still time."

"I'm not looking for a girlfriend."

"Then you don't even want Li Cang?"

"I￥#@"

Li Leisi was really about to vomit blood, and the language block was completely disordered.

"Mom, what are you doing!"

"Huh~" Rao Qifang threw her clothes on the ground, soaked in the bathtub, and sighed comfortably, "Little Lace, have you heard an old song?"

"what?"

"Some people, once you miss it, you won't be there~"

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"Why are you standing there, come in."

"Oh."

"Yo, now I finally look like a human being, my mother is so hot and beautiful, how did you give birth to such a fat ugly thing?"

"!!!"

Rao Qifang knew that she had made a slip of the tongue, and she was lying comfortably on the back of the blue dolphin. After thinking about it, she stood up and reluctantly threw a little yellow duck to Li Leisi, expressing her symbolic comfort.

Li Leisi looked at the soft blue dolphin in her mother's arms, and then at the little yellow duck lying in her palm
ε=(ο｀*)))
May I ask if I violated the rules of heaven in my previous life? !
"Sigh, sigh, look at your worthless appearance," Rao Qifang said, "Mom is telling you a truth that you won't understand later in tears."

"Then you should say this ten years in advance."

Li Leisi immersed half of her face in the hot water, and spit out a few bubbles.

Rao Qifang rolled her eyes straightly: "What's the use of an Internet addicted girl? Can I eat so much after playing so many games? You can play with 3 buffs until you lose your tower and dignity at the beginning. This is how my mother taught you to fight against?"

"But I was young at that time. I didn't understand anything."

"So the role of the assist from your own mother is highlighted. My mother tells you that what is born is always born. If the son-in-law doesn't care, he might really die."

"Oh, that's me." Li Leisi continued to spit bubbles, "Mom, can you understand, the kind that you know so well that you don't bother to turn your head away when you see him taking off his pants, how could I be."

"How could it be possible to think that one day I would want to take off his pants?"

"Mom~"

"Shame on me, your dad and I were pretty much the same back then," Rao Qifang rolled his eyes and said, "You know your dad and I—"

"I know, I know, stop and stop, isn't it just 'I do something to him, why does he still want to resist'?!"

"Bah, this brat, I told him it was a secret, and he actually betrayed my old lady!"

"???"

When Li Leisi heard this, the more she thought about it, the more something went wrong. The two of you are close if you work together, and I'm just an outsider!
"Don't pay attention to those details, just listen to what mom said," Rao Qifang recalled, "Dad and mom were still living in the village back then, one day your dad asked me to go up the mountain to watch the moon, and my mother thought your dead dad was finally enlightened , happily dressed up for more than an hour and jumped out of the window, but the animal put a heavy coat on the treetop, stared at the dark and thundering God for most of the night, and then suppressed a sentence, tonight The color is so beautiful, and then guess what happened?"

"My dad still watches Natsume Soseki? Are you moved by him?"

"What are you rinsing for? Touched by a hammer, my mother slapped him on the ground with a backhand and fell asleep!"

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Li Leisi's mind is full of shit and shit.

"Well, Mom, why don't you just say the conclusion directly."

"I mean, don't have any psychological burdens, men and women are actually the same," Rao Qifang said with the attitude of someone who has experienced it, "If you don't want it, you want it, and if you refuse, it can be understood as reserved. Wait until you gather your spirits." Pretending to be three, five, and two, brushing the BOSS, he still has to follow the rules and give you a lot of money~”

So what does this have to do with your and my dad's story? ?

hiss.
and many more
my poor old father
"understand?"

Do not understand!

I don't want to understand!
What did I do wrong to understand this hot-eyed love story!
"What are you thinking?" Rao Qifang seemed to realize something, and he slapped Li Leisi's bear in anger, "What's the use of being so big? Is it used to tread water? No brains. The old lady sacrificed herself to give an example to let you know -"

After waiting for a long time, she became angry again: "Why don't you ask? Are you still a woman? Are you not curious?"

Li Leisi hugged the little duck she sent her, and the poor duck made a puzzled sound, cooing~
Rao Qifang is very addicted to drama, and she and the blue dolphin looked deeply at each other: "Women are not warm water, men are not frogs, and when you cook them, you will find that frogs can only make a pot of soup without peeling their skins. It won't be really delicious if you eat it in your stomach."

"Mom, your example is somewhat disgusting"

"My mother will beat you to death right now! What's the use of giving birth to you! Raw fast barbecued pork may still be fat and thin!"

There was a splash, and the water was rippling.

Lilith didn't come to make trouble, but Li Cang next door didn't sleep well all night.

(End of this chapter)