Chapter 334 A hot head can't beat a tattooed one (three more~)

Li Cang was dragged away from the cafeteria by Li Leisi, aiming at the wine cabinet at the beach bar.

The old Wang Kukuku laughed like a single-cylinder diesel engine, but before he could laugh enough, he encountered even greater troubles. The 14-year-old girl's dinner plate was placed on the old Wang's table with a crisp sound. A few big drops were splashed.

"Uncle, we meet again~" The little girl raised her arm mischievously, and almost put the back of her tender white hand on the old Wang's face, "Hey, you don't look like a good person, but this girl is still generous. Your chance to have a name!"

"What does it mean that you don't look like a good person? Why are you making such an appearance?" Lao Wang was puzzled, "And why is your food different from ours? Braised pork?"

"Tch, hand kiss, I don't understand, it really is the old man.
The little girl withdrew her hand angrily, and at the same time rolled her coquettish eyes that, in Old Wang's opinion, were seriously inconsistent with her age.

"I'm the prettiest of all 14-year-old girls. It's a matter of course to be treated preferentially. It's just braised pork. Cooking me braised pork is considered an honor by those idiots in the kitchen~"

"Okay then, so what's your name?"

"Gu Mengxi, the name is beautiful, my father's surname is Gu and my mother's surname is Meng, two surnames next to each other in a hundred surnames." The little girl chirped and suddenly realized, "You are very rude, obviously I'm the one asking you the name of this villain face!"

"My surname is Zhong, Zhong Jianzhang."

"You liar!" Gu Mengxi stared at him angrily, "Your surname is Wang, I heard that handsome little brother call you Old Wang!"

"I#@¥%"

"Even the little fairy, you have the guts to lie, you don't have the eyes to see, it's a waste of people wearing JK today," Gu Mengxi pouted, "But... this fairy really didn't misunderstand the person!"

"Hey bad guy, do you have any tattoos? Can you get tattoos?"

Old Wang was too lazy to talk to this little girl, so he casually said:
"Yes, I have an elephant tattoo on my body!"

After speaking, throw the dinner plate into the recycling bin, and get out of the way.

When Gu Mengxi was stunned, Lao Wang had already walked a long way, she stomped her feet angrily, didn't eat, and took small steps to catch up.

"Bad guy, why are you running?"

"You won't be lying again, no one would tattoo an elephant on their body, it's so ugly."

"Where is your tattoo? You obviously don't have it. Oh, I know, your elephant isn't a pink cartoon, is it? That's why you're so embarrassing that you don't want others to see it?"

Pharaoh was impatient with being entangled, and he came up with a generous nature, regardless of whether he was a minor or not: "The little girl who has no hair, no milk teeth, and no change of teeth knows how to be beautiful and ugly with a hammer. No one has tattoos because of their size. not enough!"

"Wow, you're swearing!" Gu Mengxi rolled his eyes treacherously, "Then you will definitely get a tattoo, can you give me a tattoo?"

Lao Wang looked Gu Mengxi up and down, with the expression of picking vegetables in the vegetable market.

"Tch, tattoos, mahjong tattoos? White board, no, Erbing, ass~"

"You are the white board! You are the second cake!" Gu Mengxi actually understood, "Pervert! You think beautiful! Arm tattoo! I want a tattoo of a super beautiful and fierce female devil on my arm!" !"

Lao Wang found a table next to the beach bar and sat down, and asked for a bucket of cold beer: "You are so big, order a small thing, get a hammer tattoo, and the devil's tattoo will grow into a female monster in two years. , in a physical sense.”

"Hey, bad guy, this fairy is talking to you very seriously," Gu Mengxi's expression suddenly became aggrieved, her big eyes were watery, and her face changed very quickly, "Why are you like this, oh, I don't suit you Is your taste right? Then what kind of look do you like? Can the fat girl over there introduce it to you? Seeing that you are tall and big, you must like big breasts and big butts. Maybe you can give birth to several big fat boys!"

Lao Wang's face turned green, and he didn't want to entangle her any longer, so he just opened his mouth to chase her away.

"Go away, what's wrong with being young, I don't want to scold you, so get out!"

Gu Mengxi was stunned, a bag of tears quickly accumulated in his eyes, and soon, there was a snap, and then he couldn't hold it back, crackling like beads with a broken thread.

Lao Wang's expression at that time became the word "囧" visible to the naked eye, and he panicked and said nothing.

"I said. It's not that the first two words don't count."

"Damn you. It's not why you cry."

"Hey, you have some morals, okay? If you can't strike up a conversation, you won't be so vicious. It doesn't matter if you cry, I don't want to lose face??"

"Ghosts are talking to you!"

Gu Mengxi blew a snot bubble, and the big eyes that were dripping with tears were wide open. Those pure and clean eyes were enough to make anyone with a little moral bottom line feel extremely ashamed.

"You all bully people, is it fun to bully me, woo woo woo, you just can't see other people looking beautiful woo woo woo."

Lao Wang
Lao Wang is not a serious person after all, his solution to this is——

He frowned and stared back!
"Hiccup~"

The little girl is only 14 years old, and her mind is immature. Even in Doomsday, she has never seen a bad person, and she has never had face-to-face contact with a walking corpse. She has never seen such a vicious look in her life, and she hiccupped and choked. live.

I'm so awesome!
Children stop crying!

Lao Wang was possessed by a playful spirit, and he forced himself to turn pale, and slapped the table with a bang.

The little girl was so hung up that she didn't faint on the spot, her thin body like a bean sprout swayed violently, her body limp and her butt fell down on the chair.

"You, uh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"do not Cry!!"

"Hiccup~"

Old Wang himself sat down, flicked out a cigarette, and flicked his eyes at the lighter on the table.

Gu Mengxi's face was full of tears, subconsciously picked up the lighter,
"Crack~"

"Tut hiss, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough."

Old Wang almost coughed up his lungs.

"Forget, I don't know how to smoke."

"Pfft~"

The little girl burst into a snot bubble from laughing, and she found out herself, so she cried even more sadly, it was heartbreaking.

"Wooooooow."

How could the little fairy be snotty and soaked, this day can't be passed!

Therefore, social death is the driving force behind social interaction.

Soon the generation gap between the two became clear, and the communication was smooth and unimpeded.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"It's said on the forum that those with permed hair can't beat those with tattoos," the little girl said in a certain direction. The little sister group who permed their heads in a certain direction concealed her lips, "I know it's fake, but I want to make myself look more fierce not to be trifled!"

Oh.
So it was rejected by the sister group, or even bullied?

This is to put aside the fact that ordinary people would have already given in to such a quirky, clever and scheming little fairy, who would have already given up on it.

But Master Wang's brain circuit does not belong to the category of serious people after all——

"Fake, whoever said that a permed head can't beat a tattooed one, and whoever said that a tattoo looks more fierce than a permed head, it's all fake!"

"Clam??"

"Hey~" Old Wang whistled, "That hot-headed one, come here!"

Not far away, Ms. Qiu, who was at a loss for the beach, actually turned her head back because of the face. Of course, it was impossible to come here.

"roar~"

The entire deck fell silent for an instant.

"Here, that's it," Old Wang pointed at Miss Qiu with a smile on her face, "You can find someone with tattoos to come over and have a look?"

"."

The expression on Gu Mengxi's face was wonderful.

Pharaoh?

Pharaoh watched it with gusto, and snapped several groups of photos by the way
(End of this chapter)

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