The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 336 Don't waste the chapter, open the door for rounds!
Chapter 336 Stop talking nonsense, open the door and check the ward! (Please recommend tickets~)
After drinking a glass of wine, Li Cang felt as if his soul was in a trance.
"There seems to be something wrong with this juice."
"Good guy," Old Wang seemed to have seen something dirty, "You've been through, has the co-authorship developed to the point where you can't drink fermented varieties even if you drink fruit juice? It's too high for you, isn't it? "
When Li Cang smelled the bottom of the cup, he was at a loss, and then began to doubt his life.
Not
My f-cking allergy to alcohol is a terminal illness, right? ?
In the first few minutes, he was still reticent and once suspected that he had some terminal illness, and then suddenly the entire bar was controlled by this guy——
He has always been the wine Mengzi who can do nothing but toss after drinking too much.
Teacher Cang first performed a drinking handstand for everyone, and then the golden rooster independently raised Ms. Qiu's acrobatics with one hand, and finally sat on the bar counter exhausted, panting heavily, gesticulating and chattering to start the conversation Tuberculosis mode:
"Kids, before the disaster happened, have you ever seen someone who can split such a thick...yes... as thick as the one I gestured with an axe? That's right, split it horizontally, and that wooden post doesn't even have a vat. high."
"She can! Just, just her!"
"Have you ever played with a bag, the kind of cloth bag with corn and soybeans in it, I woke up and found that it was three days later, and the flesh on my face was still embedded with corn grains, as if it was sprayed by a shotgun As if I had passed, the doctor told me earnestly that the head is different from the grinding disc, and it cannot be used to grind corn flour, otherwise I will not only have a moderate concussion next time, but I may have to see a psychiatrist.”
"What childhood? What a childhood! Others are in their youthful years, and I, Timi, have passed through this childhood with a hammer. One year is eight years, and the yang energy has long been put aside for her Stud."
"Yes, how can there be no interesting things? Just the three of us. We were more expensive than you when we were young. If you say you run away from home, you will really go. We worked 100 miles a day and one night. Timi did it from Yanchuan. Arrived in the grassland, desolate, hungry, thirsty, I finally saw a herdsman, afraid of being found and sued at home, it was her again, wrestling with a heifer, and won the wrestling, at least I got some mouthfuls for the three of us Milk will not starve to death”
"Hey, she was only 7 years old at that time? Or was she 8 years old? Yes, a raw, human, sucking milk, from a cow! Can you imagine that scene? How brave is the little girl of the herdsman, and the wolf is not afraid , as soon as we came in to watch the scene, the three of us were scared out of our minds, and his father chased him all the way with a pitchfork, and even called the police.”
"Of course I was arrested. Not only the police, but also the prairie mounted police. People can outrun people, but can they outrun horses and carts?"
"It's just that guy who is tall and burly with the words "I'm not easy to mess with" written all over his face, Lao Wang. Didn't mean it, I didn't force it', do you see what a man can say?"
"He also tried to bribe people, asking them to make a statement, the policeman has a girlfriend, do you like long legs? If you let us go, just pretend that you have never seen us. I will introduce you to a girlfriend. It is stupid for people to ask you. Do you know that? Smilingly, he asked Pharaoh how long his legs were. Pharaoh was so proud. He said that the road only takes two steps. The whole room was full of uniforms laughing wildly. One said: Two steps? Can the driver ask us to help you find it? The other Said: Help is not enough, it is probably enough to be wanted!"
"That's not good, why did you listen to it and cry? Young man, ah, miss home, miss parents? You really should think about it."
"But you are nothing, at least your parents still miss you. Master Wang is really miserable. His parents are still alive and refuse to recognize each other. They don't give anything except money. He has never seen him since he was a child. Dear parents, homesickness seems to our master Wang to be as outrageous as Dachao and the master's safe word, and the child is as stubborn as a donkey."
"Of course I came to see him. His mother probably didn't take medicine that time and couldn't bear it, or she was pregnant with depression + naivety, and she wanted to come back to see him with one in her belly. In the end, she entered the courtyard with her front foot, and Master Wang with her back foot. I just lay down on the ground and began to mourn, and then the police came in and said who called the police, Master Wang lay down and looked at the policeman, and asked, is a pregnant woman hitting me a group assault?"
"And there's more."
Li Cang was surrounded by hundreds of children from the left to the right. It was like listening to a story. The atmosphere was so lively—how should I describe it? It is not enough to carry the train and run away overnight.
Li Leisi clenched her silver teeth and her face turned ashen.
Old Wang directly covered his face.
no more
This stupid teammate really can't move!
It's like an eternity.
This was the first adjective that appeared in Li Cang's mind when he woke up.
The porthole above the head reflects the light blue sea with pure white light, the sea and the sky are the same color, and the two full moons are as bright as silver plates.
"So I'm still alive, why are there two breathing sounds?"
Li Cang glanced down, only to see a pair of blue eyes reflected by the moonlight outside the window.
"Hiss. Da Leizi. What are you doing. You you you. Me, me, me."
Endless tiny black particles poured down from the dark place, condensing Lilith's body as bright as a sunset beside the bed, she made a face at Li Cang:
"Ah~"
Very childish, very surprising sound.
then
boom!
Li Leisi slammed the door, opened it, closed it, locked it, and collapsed on the bed in her cabin as if paralyzed.
It's really embarrassing like flowing clouds and flowing water in one go.
"Ahhhhh bastard!!"
"A crime!"
Getting Li Cang drunk was as easy as pie, but the complexity of the next thing was beyond imagination——
She really couldn't sleep with a drunk while a third party watched with piercing eyes, even though Lilith didn't object but was eager to try.
It's such a shame!
At once.
It's like dreaming.
Li Leisi just stood at the end of the bed and stared at the drunk for a whole two hours. The more she thought about it, the more her brain became bigger and bigger. In the end, she felt that she was nothingness.
The scariest thing is.
He woke up, how the hell did he wake up in the middle of it!
"He can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me"
"Ah, let me die"
"It's broken, I'm already broken."
Dangdang!
Knock, knock?
Someone knocks on the door!
Li Leisi turned around and jumped up from the bed, with a huge sword in her left hand and a big knife in her right, sparks shot out with a clang, her eyes fluctuated violently with murderous intent, and her tone was flustered.
"Who"
She found that her voice was trembling badly, and she was hoarse as if she hadn't drank water for several days, so she forced herself to reorganize her words and growled sharply:
"Who!!"
The entire metal cabin was buzzing with shock.
There were staggering footsteps outside the door, obviously frightened by this roar.
"I"
"You, are you hot?"
"Express takeaway copy water meter, don't talk nonsense, open the door for me!"
"Oh"
Don't ask, it's hard to write.
Continue to fight wits and courage tomorrow.
Tickets~
(End of this chapter)
After drinking a glass of wine, Li Cang felt as if his soul was in a trance.
"There seems to be something wrong with this juice."
"Good guy," Old Wang seemed to have seen something dirty, "You've been through, has the co-authorship developed to the point where you can't drink fermented varieties even if you drink fruit juice? It's too high for you, isn't it? "
When Li Cang smelled the bottom of the cup, he was at a loss, and then began to doubt his life.
Not
My f-cking allergy to alcohol is a terminal illness, right? ?
In the first few minutes, he was still reticent and once suspected that he had some terminal illness, and then suddenly the entire bar was controlled by this guy——
He has always been the wine Mengzi who can do nothing but toss after drinking too much.
Teacher Cang first performed a drinking handstand for everyone, and then the golden rooster independently raised Ms. Qiu's acrobatics with one hand, and finally sat on the bar counter exhausted, panting heavily, gesticulating and chattering to start the conversation Tuberculosis mode:
"Kids, before the disaster happened, have you ever seen someone who can split such a thick...yes... as thick as the one I gestured with an axe? That's right, split it horizontally, and that wooden post doesn't even have a vat. high."
"She can! Just, just her!"
"Have you ever played with a bag, the kind of cloth bag with corn and soybeans in it, I woke up and found that it was three days later, and the flesh on my face was still embedded with corn grains, as if it was sprayed by a shotgun As if I had passed, the doctor told me earnestly that the head is different from the grinding disc, and it cannot be used to grind corn flour, otherwise I will not only have a moderate concussion next time, but I may have to see a psychiatrist.”
"What childhood? What a childhood! Others are in their youthful years, and I, Timi, have passed through this childhood with a hammer. One year is eight years, and the yang energy has long been put aside for her Stud."
"Yes, how can there be no interesting things? Just the three of us. We were more expensive than you when we were young. If you say you run away from home, you will really go. We worked 100 miles a day and one night. Timi did it from Yanchuan. Arrived in the grassland, desolate, hungry, thirsty, I finally saw a herdsman, afraid of being found and sued at home, it was her again, wrestling with a heifer, and won the wrestling, at least I got some mouthfuls for the three of us Milk will not starve to death”
"Hey, she was only 7 years old at that time? Or was she 8 years old? Yes, a raw, human, sucking milk, from a cow! Can you imagine that scene? How brave is the little girl of the herdsman, and the wolf is not afraid , as soon as we came in to watch the scene, the three of us were scared out of our minds, and his father chased him all the way with a pitchfork, and even called the police.”
"Of course I was arrested. Not only the police, but also the prairie mounted police. People can outrun people, but can they outrun horses and carts?"
"It's just that guy who is tall and burly with the words "I'm not easy to mess with" written all over his face, Lao Wang. Didn't mean it, I didn't force it', do you see what a man can say?"
"He also tried to bribe people, asking them to make a statement, the policeman has a girlfriend, do you like long legs? If you let us go, just pretend that you have never seen us. I will introduce you to a girlfriend. It is stupid for people to ask you. Do you know that? Smilingly, he asked Pharaoh how long his legs were. Pharaoh was so proud. He said that the road only takes two steps. The whole room was full of uniforms laughing wildly. One said: Two steps? Can the driver ask us to help you find it? The other Said: Help is not enough, it is probably enough to be wanted!"
"That's not good, why did you listen to it and cry? Young man, ah, miss home, miss parents? You really should think about it."
"But you are nothing, at least your parents still miss you. Master Wang is really miserable. His parents are still alive and refuse to recognize each other. They don't give anything except money. He has never seen him since he was a child. Dear parents, homesickness seems to our master Wang to be as outrageous as Dachao and the master's safe word, and the child is as stubborn as a donkey."
"Of course I came to see him. His mother probably didn't take medicine that time and couldn't bear it, or she was pregnant with depression + naivety, and she wanted to come back to see him with one in her belly. In the end, she entered the courtyard with her front foot, and Master Wang with her back foot. I just lay down on the ground and began to mourn, and then the police came in and said who called the police, Master Wang lay down and looked at the policeman, and asked, is a pregnant woman hitting me a group assault?"
"And there's more."
Li Cang was surrounded by hundreds of children from the left to the right. It was like listening to a story. The atmosphere was so lively—how should I describe it? It is not enough to carry the train and run away overnight.
Li Leisi clenched her silver teeth and her face turned ashen.
Old Wang directly covered his face.
no more
This stupid teammate really can't move!
It's like an eternity.
This was the first adjective that appeared in Li Cang's mind when he woke up.
The porthole above the head reflects the light blue sea with pure white light, the sea and the sky are the same color, and the two full moons are as bright as silver plates.
"So I'm still alive, why are there two breathing sounds?"
Li Cang glanced down, only to see a pair of blue eyes reflected by the moonlight outside the window.
"Hiss. Da Leizi. What are you doing. You you you. Me, me, me."
Endless tiny black particles poured down from the dark place, condensing Lilith's body as bright as a sunset beside the bed, she made a face at Li Cang:
"Ah~"
Very childish, very surprising sound.
then
boom!
Li Leisi slammed the door, opened it, closed it, locked it, and collapsed on the bed in her cabin as if paralyzed.
It's really embarrassing like flowing clouds and flowing water in one go.
"Ahhhhh bastard!!"
"A crime!"
Getting Li Cang drunk was as easy as pie, but the complexity of the next thing was beyond imagination——
She really couldn't sleep with a drunk while a third party watched with piercing eyes, even though Lilith didn't object but was eager to try.
It's such a shame!
At once.
It's like dreaming.
Li Leisi just stood at the end of the bed and stared at the drunk for a whole two hours. The more she thought about it, the more her brain became bigger and bigger. In the end, she felt that she was nothingness.
The scariest thing is.
He woke up, how the hell did he wake up in the middle of it!
"He can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me, can't see me"
"Ah, let me die"
"It's broken, I'm already broken."
Dangdang!
Knock, knock?
Someone knocks on the door!
Li Leisi turned around and jumped up from the bed, with a huge sword in her left hand and a big knife in her right, sparks shot out with a clang, her eyes fluctuated violently with murderous intent, and her tone was flustered.
"Who"
She found that her voice was trembling badly, and she was hoarse as if she hadn't drank water for several days, so she forced herself to reorganize her words and growled sharply:
"Who!!"
The entire metal cabin was buzzing with shock.
There were staggering footsteps outside the door, obviously frightened by this roar.
"I"
"You, are you hot?"
"Express takeaway copy water meter, don't talk nonsense, open the door for me!"
"Oh"
Don't ask, it's hard to write.
Continue to fight wits and courage tomorrow.
Tickets~
(End of this chapter)
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