The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 344 "Speaking of which pattern can be chosen by oneself"

"Dangdangdang~"

Knocking on the door symbolically, holding a "dessert" that has been tossed with full craftsmanship for an hour and a half.

Li Leisi raised her two-meter-long door-panel giant sword, looked at the soup bowl in Li Cang's hand, curled her lips, hesitated for a long time and put down the sword again.

The sticky soup has a sweet and greasy smell, amber candied dates, pink soup base, and a few sweet wolfberries for decoration.

Li Cang handed the soup bowl to her,
"Take it! Wait for me to feed you?"

Li Leisi raised her brows with fury, and as a result, a pair of big hands were already pressing on her stomach, kneading and massaging her stomach lightly and gently.

"Humph~"

Dysmenorrhea is an irritating problem, even though Li Leisi and his wife look fierce and violent, they still roll all over the bed and struggle to stand up when they feel pain—

This is actually very metaphysical, just look at the labels on them!

Whether it is a martial arts teacher or a middle-aged aunt or something, it seems that no matter what it is, it seems that it has nothing to do with this problem, but the doctors have beaten up a dozen, and the dysmenorrhea still does not improve.

"I told you not to mess around, the injury is just right, and I blew myself up hundreds of times. The endocrine has been messed up. This is not the right day. It's still many days away. Even Lilith can't make it like this."

"Does it hurt?"

Lilith groaned and said nothing.

The little belly is soft and warm, but when rubbing Li Cang, something feels wrong. Where is the edge of the paper?

"No, not here."

"Then, are you in a bad mood?" Li Cang leaned sideways beside the bed, "Isn't our mother always like that, angry with me?"

"No, not at all," Li Leisi pursed her lips, blushing a little, "It doesn't hurt, don't rub it."

"What the hell is going on?"

"Prefer not to say!"

Li Leisi's sudden harsh tone made Li Cang realize that he had committed a big taboo in a typical relationship between a man and a woman-to get to the bottom of it.

The vast majority, at least a large part of women, focus on the process of "angry" rather than the "reason". What they want is a proper "result" rather than "solution".
It seems quite complicated to say, for women, "result" > "solution", what most men are unwilling to admit but can't deny is that "solution" happens to be the worst expected solution.

Don't think about doing rational analysis to find out the reason and solve the problem, just one word, just coax and you're done!

Can coaxing solve the problem?
No!

but can solve women
will not?

does not matter
Just like Li Cang, a straight-line boy with a steel mouth.
"I remember that when you came back when you were 16, you just tricked me into rubbing your belly for three hours, and it was so painful to rub your skin. You asked me to wear plush gloves in summer, so that my hands almost grew mushrooms!"

"Being found by our mother to give you a good beat, I still can't figure out the logic of the two of you, do you start to reason after you win in physics? You can't beat her, and besides, what if you really win? What do you say, beat your own mother?"

"Also, when Grandpa Wang whipped us two, did you, a traitor, hide the frozen octopus? He should be a man. Do you know that Grandpa Wang later removed all the bicycle chains? gone?"

"Tch, I didn't hide it, it was hidden by Xiaohua's mother next door to Grandpa Wang"

Call ~
This bitch is finally willing to pick up the bait, and the topic change was a great success!

"What?" Li Cang turned pale with shock, "Mother Xiaohua hid it?"

"You still pretend that you just remember being beaten but don't remember why you were beaten?"

"Well, it seems to be taking Xiaohua to slide on the sledge." Li Cang scratched his head for a while, and after thinking hard, he said with a wry smile, "It's been too long, I really don't remember."

"It's not taking Xiaohua to ride the sledge, to be precise, it's you and Old Wang who ride the sledge, and Xiaohua pulls the sledge with the reins in front!"

"Ah this."

"You guys are really good. After Xiaohua went back, her ankles were swollen like radishes," Li Leisi said with a half-smile, "I don't know what enchantment soup you gave Xiaohua, and you still refused to betray you when you were like that. After inquiring about it, I went to complain to Grandpa Wang the next day, and took a box of frozen octopus under the tree home and fried it for Xiaohua to eat."

"."

Li Cang was too embarrassed.

it sounds like
It really looks like something I could do on my own.
After all, when he and Lao Wang were young, they ran both in Yanchuan and in the countryside and mountains. They had a wealth of experience in killing and fancy skills far beyond the level of their peers.

"It's over, it's too much!" Li Cang muttered, "Do you know how much it hurts an underage little girl to be treated like a cow or horse? This idea must have come from Lao Wang!"

"Goose goose goose," Li Leisi laughed out of shape, "Xiaohua said that you are a new kid in the city, and there is no such good-looking boy in the whole small mountain village, so you knocked on the door and invited her to play with the sledge, she didn't even think about it." If you think about it, you agree."

Li Cang: _(`”∠)_
By the way, did I already know how to rely on talent to make a living at such a young age?

Now take it out, this timi is simply a public execution
Li Leisi suddenly turned over, and the two mighty mountains made Li Cang feel as if he was drowning.

She said condescendingly, "Do you really want to know why?"

"Actually also"

Before he finished speaking, he noticed a suspicious look of embarrassment in Li Leisi's eyes. In short, it was quite complicated and intriguing, so Li Cang shut up decisively.

emmm, watching chess without speaking is a real gentleman!

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"Don't look, don't talk, don't ask, don't laugh!"

"Uh-huh."

"You're obviously laughing, but you haven't stopped!"

"I think of happy things"

"Ahh! Li! Cang!"

"Don't hit, don't hit, kill people, ah ha ha ha."

Li Leisi was so ashamed and indignant at his laughter, her scalp was numb, and there was a faint blackness around her body, her whole body was about to break down.

Then, Li Cang managed to take away the newly embroidered sheets with excellent expression.

"What are you doing?" Li Leisi was extremely disgusted, "The word pervert is almost written on her face."

Li Cang's expression was more than three times exaggerated, and he said without shame: "Of course it is framed. This is a commemoration of our bloody battles and friendship. This is art. I want to keep it and appreciate it slowly. Well, obviously every piece is required. The pattern can be said. Do you choose?"

"."

So there is no one worth caring about on earth anymore, you will die to my old lady immediately! !

Licang laughed wildly all the way, being thrown out of the room by clothes, pillows and various furniture.

Pharaoh: "."

Tai Xiaoyi: "."

Mr. Lu Xun once said: When Tyson beats Guo Jingming by chance, if you don’t persuade the fight, you are regarded as an accomplice. If you do something meaningful, at least you can help Mr. Tai get a few more years of punishment afterwards.

"Well, so Li Leisi should belong to Mantis." Lao Wang had no intention of persuading a fight, but said quietly to Tai Xiaoyi, "This kind of woman is very dangerous, young lady, you must not learn from her."

"Why are you so bad!" Tai Xiaoyi angrily pinched the soft flesh on his waist.

(End of this chapter)