The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 501 The Way of the King's Postmaster
"Oh, when did your old man discuss things with us? Who dares to teach you how to do things?"

Li Leisi was too lazy to talk to her, and she didn't care.

Bored, he threw five-inch steel needles that were not much thicker than a hair at a boulder. The steel needles touched the hard yellow granite, and they went straight into the root without even seeing a spark, and then " "Crack" sound.
After a few stitches, the huge boulder with a physique comparable to that of Lao Wang unexpectedly shattered to the ground.

"Hey~"

Li Leisi blew her hooligan whistle loudly, she seemed very happy, and she praised without hesitation: "You guys have so many tricks, it's thanks to you that you can figure out such a damaged hidden weapon!"

Li Cang turned upside down angrily, you don't think you should smile so brightly.
This thing is actually an upgraded version of the alienated alloy darts that Li Leisi used to use in the past. It uses the alienated bone fragments of the third-order scythe hand. The strength is amazing. The cost is 137 coins per dart, and 30 darts have been prayed for. Theoretically, they can be recycled and reused. , the overall length is five inches, the thickness of three hairs, the needle body automatically bends into a sickle shape when it hits the target, and 600~700 1-inch-long barbs pop up all over the body. Mentioning someone, even a walking corpse can't stand it if you stab a guy down, and the slightly weaker ones will even be cut in half by the automatic bending!
emmm, by the way, this kind of messy hidden weapon Li lace has been packed into hundreds of kilograms, hidden here and there, and the rest are all packed and put in Miss Qiu's armor for emergencies .

All in all, I, Li, am only an arms dealer at most, so what kind of bad intentions can I have? If I am really bad, I have to say you guys who shoot.
"Don't you think it's too quiet here?" Old Wang came out of nowhere, "I have—"

"Gun!"

"Okay." Lao Wang held up his mobile phone with a playful smile while recording and beeping: "Why don't you come and take a look, it's so spectacular, the four of us will probably be called living co-workers in the future!"

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"Hey, Da Leizi, you must have forgotten, what did you say you saw when you went for a drive last night?"

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Yes, a mountain!

Or an endless mountain range
Li Cang started to feel dizzy when he saw the clouds accumulating on the mountainside: "Are you fucking crazy, just waiting to hit?"

"Tut!" Old Wang continued to smile, "If you say you care about it, you will be confused. Teacher Cang, tsk tsk, you say no, but you really care about your law of inevitability in your heart, right?"

Tai Xiaoyi said weakly: "Zhong took a photo and measured it. The Hengduan Mountain Range is 776 kilometers long. Our speed is 11 kilometers per hour and we only have less than 23 hours to derail. No matter what, we will collide."

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Good make up!Crit attack the lower back!
"So what are you doing?"

"Take a photo and record a video to broadcast the whole process of hitting the mountain on the forum~" Old Wang said happily, "Mr. Cang, how long has it been since you watched the forum? In my post, the bet for you to hit the curse has already reached 1:167. The national football team has never enjoyed this kind of treatment! Come on~ be happy~ let's join in the grand event~"

With a sullen face, Li Cang undid his trouser belt——

"I'm going to punish you severely today!"

Seeing that Li Cang was waving his trouser belt, Lao Wang didn’t panic at all. He held up his mobile phone to find a good angle to put himself in the same frame as Li Cang, and made a coy look while running wildly: “Hey, I hate it, the Lun family hasn’t bathed yet, at least wash I'll do it after the shower"

"I'll take care of your grandma! The father saw that the son was still alive, so he pulled out seven wolves, evil animals, and gave them to me to die!"

However.
I saw Master Wang "staggering" with a "face full of panic", and "falling" to the ground in a posture that wished to let those directors of bloody urban fantasy fairy tale love dramas die suddenly on the spot.
Emmm, he even wished to add a wire slow motion to his fall!
"Hey, I can't run away~" Lao Wang squeezed his big crotch coquettishly, opened the four sides wide open and looked up to the sky, "Master, although she is the only delicate flower in a radius of 776 kilometers, Please don't feel sorry for Nunu~"

End the recording, pray for the upload, all in one go!
Old Wang, a lazy donkey, rolled over from the ground and yelled frantically:

"It's worth it, it's acting with my life, I'm too dedicated to my work, it's hard to tolerate Wang's infidelity!"

"Teacher Cang, let me interview you. How do you feel about your first video appearance?"

"Wow Ka Ka Ka ~"

Li Cang almost vomited blood!

Click on Pharaoh's post and take a look - once this video of less than 15 seconds was uploaded, it has already received 10 hits in just 36 seconds!
[I knock, what do I see? 】

【Jealousy makes me unrecognizable, let go of that Master Wang, let me come! ! 】

【Y1S1, Master Wang's Hunyuan muscle is still great, it's so flavorful.】

【Ahhh!The old lady's girlish heart!Teacher Cang is so beautiful!Teacher Cang YYDS! 】

【This is too affectionate】

【I really admire their mentality】

[Master Wang is dead, I bet fifty cents, there will be no next video]

[Walking corpse: When we arrived at the scene, only this mobile phone was left, and we didn't even eat the hot food]

[Speaking of which, why doesn't Mr. Cang open a post? 】

[Billion Zhenzhen: No thanks for 7.3 seconds, the legendary Da Leizi and Little Miss appeared on the scene! ! ! 】

[Damn it, it’s only less than 0.05 seconds, and the camera shakes so badly, only those of you with countless eyeballs can see it]

[Here’s a cute new one. I just crawled over from another track boss’s post. The boss is being ravaged to death by more than 7000 walking corpses on the island. May I ask what’s going on here? I’m about to hit him. Are you still in the mood to make jokes for us?Just kidding.xswl]

[This post is not recommended for newcomers to watch, it will have a strong impact on your three views]

[Yes, last time when a guy saw the fourth update, he felt that he was doing it again, and he formed a team with people yelling about the speedrunning track line. After only 3 days, I saw the name and it was grayed out.]

[Long River Sunset: This piece of land is so nasty, I'm so hungry, I chased after a prodigal woman for three days, and I didn't eat a bite of meat]

【Am I pretty, look at what kind of life people are living, what kind of life we ​​are living】

[Is this the world of the boss, I admire it]

[Where did the ruler of the forum go, continue to change the rules and drill bugs, when will a live broadcast function be added to the forum, thank you for your eight generations of ancestors! 】

[Master Wang, you are so cheap and far away every day, it won’t work if you continue like this, you have to spread positive energy, I want to pass on a live broadcast of the airdrop battle of Mr. Ercang to everyone, Santa Catana that time I was only in a spicy I saw a photo in the chicken post. By the way, I feel sorry for the post owner. It is said that he is the leader of the base. One photo is exchanged for 20 clicks, and the pants are all lost]

[↑, where is the post, let me know the keywords, don't eat alone! 】

【Wait?What the hell is an airdrop? 】

【Search keywords】

【Copper ball】

【+1】

【A good person lives a safe life】

The United Front Work Department of China's No. 7 Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.

China's No. 3 Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.

The Outreach and Resettlement Department of Huaxia No. 94 Disaster Relief Base gave a thumbs up.

Huaxia No.
"Surname! Wang!!" Li Cang said every word with incompetence and rage, "You're gone!"

"It's yours, the profit from the post will be transferred to you immediately~" Pharaoh categorically said with a holy light on his face, "I asked Xiaobizi to calculate the growth rate of posts and clicks in the past month. According to the current trend, at least I can earn blood today. 4000 coins!"

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(End of this chapter)