Chapter 535 Li Cang: Abba Abba

"Don't care about those details!" Lao Wang said nonsense in a serious manner, "Brother, where are you going to work today?"

Emmm, men, or a large part of men, the way of "handling" the problem is not limited to the problem itself, the cute little lady even secretly sent a message to Lao Wang, hoping that he can persuade Li Cang, but they don't know that this matter is fundamentally wrong. Don't even mention it!

"Go to Uncle Hei's market to buy a small shark and then go back to our mother's? Aunt Kong doesn't seem to have any banquets to arrange today. Last time Aunt Kong told me to make gold emerald bones for me, which sounds great."

The old king glanced around as if to confirm whether there was an inner ghost: "Look at your potential! How to say, it's not a whole lot of fun to see good things that are suitable for all ages and tastes?"

"What do you say you have a mouth?"

"It's well-known!"

"Fuck off," Li Cang said directly, "I'm not good at the Cadillac, you can enjoy it yourself."

"Then what are you doing, do you like killing people in your dreams?"

"'I like to kill people in my dreams', do you really know who said that?" Li Cang was surprised, "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can talk indiscriminately."

Old Wang can always have a flash of inspiration in this kind of thing: "Could it be the one who continues to play music and dance!"

"bushi—"

"Look at this, what a coincidence! So there must be something in common among the powerful people in ancient times. If they are in line with our hobbies, it is true. Boss Cao conquered Wuhuan, cut and smashed, and dropped 20, 20. Second time Whether Nian Huige can go south and become the master of the Central Plains, the 20 women and children are enough to choose concubines!"

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Li Cang was stunned, for a moment he didn't know which part to complain about first, but an Escalade creaked to a stop next to the two of them, and the rear door opened automatically.

Why is this scene so familiar?
Kidnapping?

I heard Lao Wang yelling,
"Let's go~"

Seizing the opportunity, he pushed Li Cang into the car door, and the driver in front showed a flattering smile to Lao Wang.

"Boss, it's too late today. I've been waiting for you for a long time, and the arrangement is still the same?"

"Drive, drive! What are you talking about!!" Old Wang tried his best to press Li Cang, "gogogo! I don't have any eyesight! Didn't you see that there are some distinguished guests today!"

The middle-aged driver kicked the oil on the floor, and could smell the burning smell of the tires through the window. While swerving the steering wheel to change lanes, he was able to find time to look back at the two people in the back seat. The driver suddenly became excited. Trembling: "This, this, is it Teacher Cang? It is Teacher Cang! A living Teacher Cang?"

"What do you think!"

The middle-aged driver grabbed the walkie-talkie and spat wildly.

"Guard, escort!"

"Do you know who's sitting in my car?"

"Teacher Cang! It's Teacher Cang hahaha! Teacher Cang is going to take care of our business hahaha!"

The electricity in the walkie-talkie was buzzing lonely, and then suddenly countless random voices burst out.

"Fuck! Where are you?"

"Must protect! Wait, the convoy will arrive soon!"

"You, don't grab it"

Suddenly a female voice came up: "Really? Don't lie to my sister and let me tell you! Otherwise, you will have good fruit to eat! Little bitches! Don't say that my mother doesn't take care of you! Didn't you yell at the sky to let Brother Wang take care of you? Teacher Cang came to our house! It’s really here this time! Did we ask for leave? Hurry up and notify! Show my best state to my mother! Tell my mother! What’s the slogan of our Yuhuangtian group?”

"Come in vertically and go out horizontally! Come in standing up and go out on your stomach!"

In less than 3 minutes, [-] or [-] Escalades of the same model with ambiguous pink lights and banners showing "Bai Yu Jing" beauties coming out of the bath appeared outside the car window. They lined up in a B shape for a while, and they also used external speakers to play bang bang, which was so majestic that all passersby looked at them.

Li Cang: "Don't fucking stop me! I'm jumping off the car! I can't afford to lose this guy!"

It is impossible to jump off the car. The more intense the resistance, the stronger the suppression. Lao Wang started the most courageous mode in his life, almost using Yangshou to bind Li Cang.

"Goose goose!" The middle-aged driver braked, "Boss, we're here!"

A resplendent and resplendent building, in front of it is a huge fountain pool with pink lights, covering an area of ​​at least a few hundred square meters, with hundreds of girls standing densely on both sides of the arc-shaped entry driveway, and it is a white flower as far as the eye can see.

Well, they were waving flowers and screaming like a TM bought fan meeting.

Li Cang seemed to be dead, he was dragged out of the car by Lao Wangsheng like a walking corpse: "Hahaha, let's go~"

Wherever the two of them went, the girls' sideways blessings followed wherever they went, saying "Welcome to the boss" uniformly.

"Ah, I'm dead, this is Teacher Cang, the real person is so handsome!"

"My God, look at him, look at him, his waist is so sexy!"

"If you can touch it and give it a hand, suck it up"

"Lang Hoof, how do you want to help?"

"Of course I'm going to deal with personal issues. We'll talk later."

"My dear, I suggest you use a wet towel, it will stick if you wipe it with tissue paper!"

"Hee hee~"

It was as if Pharaoh had returned to his own home:
"Hey, Miss Xiaojing looks bohemian today?"

"Shanshan is more beautiful without makeup!"

"Hey, if you want to talk about fighting, it's better to fight with our geese. You put a picture mosaic on your body and turn it into text, but you can't poke the needle, so good~"

Yingying and Yanyan were all together, softly speaking, warm and fragrant, full of coquettish anger.

The four Huahua sisters with the thickest fabrics and the oldest ones stepped forward to greet Lao Wang for a while, and then heard Lao Wang say: "Choose? What do you choose? Do you know what infinite stamina means? My brother must fight in all directions at night. Ah! Don’t reserve the venue and don’t rush people! Just take a picture of the fun! Find the biggest pool! Arrange the sisters and sisters with strong skills and skills in a square formation and send them in! The whole audience will be paid by the Prince! Those who appear on the stage will be rewarded!"

A field of swaying willows blew up in the wind, surrounding the two of them.

"Wow~"

"Excellent technology? Sisters never know what technology can be stronger than the boss, he is soft all over~"

"I me me!"

"What about you, look at your little arms and legs, how many times can you take it?"

"Sister, what do you know? Sister, I have been practicing yoga all year round. I can exert strength without any dead ends in any posture and state. I am thin and thin. I am beautiful~"

"I, I, I, I am strong! Boss, look at my sister's erector spinae, gluteus maximus, piriformis, and vest line and pectoral muscles!"

"Fuck off!" Old Wang scolded with a smile: "People are valuable because they have self-knowledge, don't you know? Once the sea was hard for water, don't you know? It's not good to show off your little bean bag in front of our teacher Cang, huh~"

"I hate it!"

"The same kind of rice can feed hundreds of people, and the milk powder can be divided into Yingshi Wyeth Feihe Lanzhen Synbiotics. Do we sisters want something to feel?"

"That's right, Brother Wang knows how to slander others, hum!"

Li Cang: Abba Abba.
He, a patient with mild social phobia, finally waited for chemotherapy, and this place is full of bureaus!

(End of this chapter)

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