The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 556 Are Martial Arts Practitioners and Dance Practitioners the Same Thing
(Friendly reminder: this dungeon needs speed pass!!!)

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? It's broad daylight." Li Leisi is a typical upright woman, she quietly adjusted her body to make it easier for someone to rub her skills, while swearing at her mother-in-law, she yelled in a slightly divided manner: "That's why you took so much effort to surprise my old lady?"

"Brother, what nonsense are you talking about~" Li Cang stretched out his hand to wrap around her extremely curvaceous waist, and the speed of QA was touching three times a second, "Is this a surprise? You explain to me what is a surprise, for example, I found out that you cosplay a female investigator, or you accidentally got stuck in the washing machine while washing clothes, which is called a fucking surprise!"

Li Leisi was so angry that she couldn't find a reasonable angle to start spraying because of too many slots.

"You can write a book if you can talk! Either you want to be my mother's brother or you want to be a father. Can you be serious? Please be more or less anthropomorphic and do something with people. My mother used to think that Lao Wang was deviant." , Now that I think about it, I really wronged him, and you, Teacher Cang, are the most outrageous and perverted co-authors all this time!"

"What's wrong with being a perverted man?"

"I don't like perverts to touch me, take it away, hurry up, oh, be careful, the clothes are going to be torn, and if it's broken, I have to ask the little lady to sew it up, how embarrassing."

"You do not respect me!"

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Li Cang made a vicious voice, "Good guy, you still care about your clothes, you will be torn apart in a while!"

"Bah! Ah~"

Li Leisi suddenly let out a cat-like cry, charming and wet, completely different from her usual voice. Li Cang supported her long legs like a baby, and rushed all the way into the room, slamming himself and her Toss it on a soft bedding of polar bear fur.

"Hmm~! You bastard!" Li Leisi's voice was hurried, "Shoes, oops, and clothes, I haven't taken them off yet"

"What do you take off? Bad habits! Sell equipment before going to the battlefield? Which prodigal master taught me?"

Li Leisi choked, and rarely restrained her usual fierce aggressiveness, her eyes were soft and kind, but soon she stopped, and she found that Li Cang seemed to be committed to folding her into a strange posture.
"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Help you turn your bragging into reality, and see if those who practice martial arts and those who practice dance are the same thing, you're welcome!"

As we all know, Suo Zhihui was a scumbag in Yanchuan No. [-] Middle School. She took the art test in the general school, and there were legends about her everywhere in the No. [-] Middle School.

Whenever Li Cang, the old king of Gougou, is arguing about the mystery of the dancers, Li Leisi will always say her classic words: "Oh, isn't it just to unlock a few more poses, if you have the ability, you can tease her and try , Let’s see if those who practice dancing and those who practice martial arts are the same thing!”

The tone was dismissive and contemptuous, which showed the strength of old Si Ji.

But this sentence finally ended with a certain Wang who did not want to be named, he quietly showed his not-so-ferocious fangs and made a knife——

"It's easy for Teacher Cang to tease her, so where is the analogy?"

How should I put it, the good medicine is bitter, Wang's head was not twisted off after saying this sentence, thanks to his strong neck.

"That's it?" Li Leisi turned her body sideways like a winding white python, with a long leg hanging on Li Cang's shoulder and touching his face, and her breathing was not messy at all, but her face was slightly red and her eyes were like blue waves, disdainfully " Seriously": "Hmph, then my old lady will tell you what's wrong!"

"hiss!"

Li Cang suddenly took a deep breath and froze, unable to believe it.

It can only be said that people who practice martial arts are really talented, and their muscle control is so exquisite and terrifying. If you practice internally and externally, you can train your muscles, bones and skin. This timi is both internal and external without any flaws!

Facts have proved that those who practice martial arts and those who practice dance are really not the same thing. Of course, Li Cang only knows one thing and the other.

However, the ruthless thunderbolt really made Teacher Cang unable to bear it.

"terrible"

"I'm still too young to see the world"

"Dolphin. It's a dolphin."

Sitting shirtless on the head of the bed, Li Cang babbled like a mourning concubine, Xiang Lin, with a tight face, his whole body exuded a decadent mood from the inside out.

Li Leisi couldn't stop laughing, pointing a slender silver hairpin to her lips, crossing her legs and puffing out in a full-bodied manner: "Well, I don't mind coughing, coughing, coughing. ahem"

Before he could finish speaking, there was a series of violent coughing, and he quickly threw away the deceitful thing.

Well, the failure of Versailles was mainly due to the poor quality of the props.

Li Leisi looked at him with a smile, winked and gave a seemingly very conscientious but murderous suggestion——

"Oh, how about."

"Pray a wish? Find a dog's leg to beat a sap to make up for it? At worst, start all over again! I love you~!"

"Pfft~" Li Cang almost broke his defenses, his face was hideous and distorted, "Human words? Human words? I can't deal with you, little girl, today! It depends on your long mouth, right?"

"Huh? Wait?!"

After a while, Li Leisi suddenly screamed in panic.

"I#￥%"

Attempted, gradually incoherent and slurred.

"what time is it?"

"8 points!"

"Tch~ Wuwu Xuanxuan is tossing the old lady like pancakes! That's it? It's only 8 o'clock?"

"You said it was 8 o'clock yesterday, today, April 4."

Li Leisi was speechless and choked, but felt that she couldn't lose her momentum, so she twisted out 5 golden melon seeds and threw them at Li Cang's face: "Here, I reward you, the work is good and the work is good, keep up the good work!"

"Okay~"

Life is not easy, Cang Cang sighed, and then put away the golden melon seeds with no psychological burden and a sunny face.

"You really took it."

"Laughing, I make money with my skills!"

"Bah!" Li Leisi laughed angrily, "You pay me back! I'm not satisfied! I want more!"

"If you want it again, if you want it again, Timi will pee!" Li Cang's whole body was shocked, his face turned blue, and he was extremely humble: "Changing tomorrow, changing tomorrow, the future will be long, and there will be no drop!"

"Are you disgusting!"

"Why, aren't you thirsty?"

"."

The two of them filled a large pot of water and took a shower. Only then did they feel refreshed after coming out of a state of dehydration.

"It's over!" Li Leisi seemed to suddenly remember something, with a look of despair on her face: "Forget about Miss and Old Wang!"

"Uh."

Counting the day of coming back, making bracelets and working day and night, five full days have passed, and the relic is still in Li Cang's hands. What do these two poor children take home?

It is conceivable that when Master Wang and Miss Xiao come back, they will look down on them with such strange eyes.

Li Leisi and Li Cang looked at each other miserable, and said in unison:

"Don't say it, there is already a picture"

(End of this chapter)